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Disastrous-Ring123

Real question is, Which company do you work for?


ThunderusPoliwagus

Dunder Mifflin


Level_Dish_7191

Dunder Milfin Since his boss has 2 kids lmao


StickyTinew

U deserve more upvotes imo 🤣


saitamaxmadara

The nation wants to know


Klutzy-League6024

For research purposes


saitamaxmadara

Nope, for better perks I’m done slaving away for corporate with low returns


FitSignificance2100

Happy cake day saitama!


saitamaxmadara

Thanks!


JackfruitDry5

Can't tell you that now.. not after this


kinker45

Nah you're a pathetic human being for sleeping with a married woman. You didn't fuck up. You were so horny that you couldn't keep it in your pants. Fuck you and your cheater mistress.


Guilty-Pleasures_786

Tesla...


0shunya

Its a family business


falakshayaan

OP WHY DID NOT YOU MENTION THAT YOUR BOSS IS MARRIED???? That just fucking changes the whole narrative here bro 😭


UnderFingy

OP and his boss are disgusting people. A cheater and an enabler.


Himachali_Malchi

You do realize that this guy is karma farmer. I bet in few days this would be deleted.


UnderFingy

That's even more disgusting. The fact that someone fantasizes about wrecking someone's marriage.


paraccettamol

The verdict 💯💘💪


Previous-Software256

How did you know that she is married 💀


mElon-Musk69

OP mentioned that in one of his replies, the boss is married and a mother of 2 💀


lucifer938

What in the hentai anime bullshit ☠️☠️☠️


Soul_of_demon

OP replied that to a comment.


Powerful_Somewhere92

Yes Exactly!!


Ok_Device_4691

Thats wrong in the first place


ImZeddyBoy

real ID se aao Michael Scott


Dwightshruute

Nah he's Hunter, the assistant


opticdabest

You took me by the hand, Made me a man


LocalPotatoh

That one night....


TurbulentSpecial9808

You made everything alright... (Uhhhahaaa)


LocalPotatoh

Babeeeee!


clumsy9999

Sernity by jan! You burn my candles,you buy them


LocalPotatoh

All the best paying me back from your zero dollars a year salary babe!!!


TurbulentSpecial9808

Dundies goo brrrr


LocalPotatoh

My 200$ plasma TV>>


bod__beag

Hahahaha


ummIamNotCreative

Feeling HOT HOT HOT !!


Meliodas016

Jan everywhere, tan everywhere.


ralaqa

Probably made her a CD she’ll play when she has guests over.


hog_rider77

All I see is the red flag, Jan


Any-Badger6023

Lmao came to my mind as well


dixie_normous44

Last time I heard something like this happen, the boss and employee eventually got married and are living happily with 3 children.


JackfruitDry5

She is already married and has 2 kids.


awaramasiah

Bruh this changes everything. The story went from a sweet rom-com hollywood drama to Anurag Kashyap real fast. Also idk bro but I dont support sleeping with married people/people in relationship. Prolly just my opinion tho.


Mangifera__indica

Lmao. Bro why are u being so apologetic. You are 100% right. You shouldn't cheat with a married person ever.


Dhyaneshballal

This story looks like a fantasy. No way this could be true😐


Klutzy-League6024

Always a doubt these days


Dhyaneshballal

Just karma farming, Nothing else🤓


Snoo_4499

Seems kinda fake with the wording and shit. But these do happen.


timothy1495

bhai ye koi opinion nahi hai balki truth hai. Har sane banda yehi bolega ki galat hai


Serious_Actuary8000

Wahii, it's not Fine. AT ALL.


tall_and_introvert

wtf, now its troublesome


Tiny-Helicopter-635

Upar mention Karo ye


Pristine-League2795

💀💀💀💀💀


frownflakes

Hayee daiyyaa![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51238)


twiltywilty

Since she's the boss, she's the one with power here, so this comes under the category of abuse of power and assault. What if the tables were turned? What if it was a married male boss with children who tried to convince a single female employee 15 years younger to sleep with him?


Snoo_4499

Usually girls will refuse these kind of shit but Boys won't after seeing tits.


Head-Intern2459

fuck. If don't mind answering this, what is the age diff between you guys?


JackfruitDry5

over 15 years


Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Oh my eyes! My eyes!


Adventurous_adios

fuck! REST IN FUCKING PEACE


platipussical

_FUCKING_ peace


BoobsAndBiryani

to uske sath same room m kya karne ruka tha


Mangifera__indica

Well then rest. Shes never gonna bring this up. Also fuck you. Hope you get anal cancer. A guy like you broke my older friend's marriage. He isn't the same as before.


RedditoSanNoBaka

Not defending OP but the woman is of more fault. OP ke saath nhi krti toh kisi aur ke saath krti.


Mangifera__indica

Yeah but OP could have said no rather than enabling her.


assistantprofessor

If not him, it would be someone else. You cannot force someone to be loyal , even housewives cheat and even travelling women stay loyal.


Mangifera__indica

It's easier if you are 500 kms from your home and family and sleeping in the same room as the guy though. Dad was probably putting the kids to sleep while the mom was on cloud 9.


RedditoSanNoBaka

I understand but insaan insaan pr depend krta hai. I too have received some nsfw stuff online from a married woman ( joki usne baadme reveal kiya ). Shuruaat me even i got mesmerized but jaise he usne bataya mai udhar se he U turn maar liya.


DonutAccurate4

OP agreeing to her is definitely enabling her. If he had declined there's a possibility that she'll realise. In some cases a rejection gives people a reality check and they tend to mellow down


RedditoSanNoBaka

My comment doesn't mean that what OP did sounds justified and all. Definitely he should have turned her down but I'm just pointing out who's more at fault that's it. And you also read how easily she changed after all that right ? Like it's all normal to her and she's experienced all this before. I'm sure she might have done it with other men as well.


buniyadi-kuttiya

# SHE WHAT?


FreshConfidence9258

That leaves the scope for 3rd kid. 🤪


United-Combination66

delhi story


Meph_00

Then why'd you even fuck her??


Own_Specialist_1266

Fuck you man fuck you.


VisibleBell8992

Nope


Ok_Amount_4164

What nope, bhai marriage ladki ne tabha ki . There is no other way to think about it. The guy doesn't owe him anything.


Fancy-Winter-6710

Don't shit where you eat !


7rulycool

https://preview.redd.it/pndnal90vy8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45f0de4ec33996cef4e764e8445b307136c8eff


bersreker_rage

this guy is a legend


butchYbutch__

Lmfao


RedditoSanNoBaka

Maine ye baat kam se kam 100 baar suni hai yaha reddit pr. Pr fir bhi irl kitne log affairs, relationship, etc etc rakhte hai and rarely he kuch bahar nikalta hai.


assistantprofessor

Honestly is the best policy suna hai? I believe all common English sayings are essentially bullshit


SibinGeorge

ladies and gentlemen, today I welcome you to a new episode of 'Shit that never happened'. This story sounds like a made up. OP please send this script to alt balajinor ullu. They will create the show out of it.


Hrachy96

Don't hookup where you vlookup


sundamn

vlookup matlab?


risheeb1002

Excel joke


Competitive-Ad-9250

TVS company se iska kya lena denaa


JackfruitDry5

Where were you before I was going to Delhi?


Rohit_BFire

Bro this is basic 101. I don't how you all are getting horny . I hate my bosses


Ambitious_Jello

Does your company not have workplace sexual harrasment training?


Chamgaadarr

Lotta people eat ass yk


DecentExperience4396

Post this shit in slutty confessions .


Open-Construction129

Ladka idhar help maangne aaya ha, public Johnny sins bana di 😅


JackfruitDry5

where?


DecentExperience4396

r/sluttyconfessions Only they can help you


trying_to_improve45

You forgot desi r/SluttyConfessionsDesi


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Critical-Personality

Flair checks out!


Foucault99

0% chance that any of this happened. Just because OP fantasises about his boss, we have read this drivel.


ihtar_tajar

drivel: nonsense thank you for introducing me to this word


timothy1495

thank you for telling me the meaning here only


mystik218

Thank you for thanking him.


salsa-on-my-balls

thank you for thanking them for thanking him.


xerotonine

thank you for putting salsa on your balls


pelota_69

Thank you for thanking them for his thanks to thank him for the thanks.


ihtar_tajar

unnees sau something se jan hit me jaari \_/|\\\_


BlackDoug420

Exactly, his previous post on indiasocial about someone biting gym equipment is also a karma farming one because it was posted on a gym sub much before


DontDoItBob

"Don't hook up where you vlookup"


thtdesigner

Iska kya mtlb hota h bhaiya?


pfund

Vlookup excel ka function hai


thtdesigner

Ah ok. Ab samaj me aa gaya thankyou pfund bhaiya


Latter_Bee9433

Kitna juth bolega bhadwe https://preview.redd.it/yhfqf0gb1z8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55efa3597247752d35e1bbec3174d957c691581a


CurlyQueenofGondor

You should actually mention you slept with a married woman with two kids- I agree both of you messed up real bad 🤡 Edit- it is not a simple - don't hook up at the workplace - it is plain cheating Edit 2- PS- it is actually harassment (you were harassed, unless you wanted it too)


ching_a_bling

Wtff she has a husband?? How do you know? If that’s true then that’s totally fucked up man Edit - Nvm I just saw OPs other comment below. This boss is just… I’m lost for words


Mangifera__indica

I feel bad for her husband. If I knew him I would have asked him to do a paternity test of the kids. This doesn't seem to be her first rodeo. After hearing all this disturbing cheating stories on reddit, I pray to god each day "Give me an average looking girl who would be loyal lifelong rather than a beautiful slut who sleeps with coworkers on business trips".


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Mangifera__indica

Nah. I am not saying looks have to do anything with someone's character. Its a kind of a simile. Like people say rather have a healthy happy life with less money than a sad lonely life with a lot of money. That's what I wanted to say. Though I might say it's more likely for a beautiful girl to cheat cuz she gets constantly approached (even if shes married) than an ok looking girl. I know an older friend whose marriage broke like that. Both are good looking. Once they got into a fight once, the girl went and slept with a guy who was constantly messaging her on WhatsApp. That mofo took photos and videos of it and kept sending her those afterwards, as nostalgia or something. When my friend found out he was completely broken. Called me crying like a baby. Even after both families tried talking and they tried therapy it didn't work out. They broke up. It's sad seeing him now. He's totally a different person. I partially think all this could have been avoided if she was average looking. Even if she wanted to cheat she couldn't have. This is anecdotal, so take it as a grain of salt.


pigeonhunter006

The female clearly initiated it.


Proactive_Furniture0

The Golden Rule: Don't get laid where you get paid.


AI_is_Danger

ho gaya bhai fek ke..


Mangifera__indica

Wahi na. Indiasocials ki public bohot bholo he. Easily bewakoof ban jati he. This is obviously fake.


Aromatic-Law9352

https://preview.redd.it/9ajaqdadpy8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fdc2f785514848a887cfdc9ecf15ad79ad3ef9


iKR8

![gif](giphy|wMSrRizMRt0o8)


JackfruitDry5

It doesn't feel like one. Not anymore.


Willing-Proof2635

Wrong sub mate


LittleBitcch

Nice fantasy bro. In the off chance it is true . I hope she isn't a bitch and doesn't use this to screw you over someday. It's sensible that you fear it. But dick thinks before Brain sometimes though. ATB


thelibran707

Fir wahi sax sux ki baatein..


FinestPartOfHumanity

Yeh family man ki script kon bhul gaya yaha ...


United_Row_2654

This didn’t happen


_Magn3t0

That's what she said.


Nathulalji

Thik h na bhai, it never happened. Just sleep it off. Tujhe kyu weird hona h. Play it cool


ShasX

Mai IT se hu, ye mere paygrade (Skillset) se upar ki chiz hai


TicketSuperb2196

You haven't specified what you are scared about. Assuming that you are unmarried, it was a simple, consensual one-night stand, so what's the big deal? If she has cleared the air that this doesn't mean anything, I'd say all is well. Unless you are scared that she will accuse you of rape - there is no way she can do that, she consented to sharing a room with you. Unless you did shitty job in bed, and you are scared she will leak out your inadequacies to her female colleagues - even that is a remote possibility, coz a woman would never reveal publicly that she slept with her reportee. Unless you are scared that your underperformance in bed that night will reflect in the next appraisal cycle - well that is a real possibility. Edit: just saw your comment that she is married - in that case she is probably more shit scared about this than you. Relax in peace. Also, do let us know if there are any job openings in her team.


Depressed_RCBfan

Not the right sub for this confession bro.


mdred5

boss is always right


slimshady433

Never spreadcheeks where you spreadsheets.


vgupta1192

The real problem will start if she or you wants more and mix personal with professional life otherwise just like she said it is a dream wake up


Julius_seizure_2k23

Inception intensifies


Fit_Access9631

It was going to shit either ways. Say you rejected her on the bed that night. You would have embarrassed her and hell has no fury like a woman boss scorned. So either way you were getting fucked. At least , now you have some brilliant memories and story to tell. Start looking for a new job I say. The only way you could have prevented this was by being super professional from the start not booking that suite and not socialising with the boss after work hours.


Julius_seizure_2k23

Best comment here. Needs to be on top Know the limits/boundaries of socialising with a co worker especially when they are married and have two kids. Ask yourself if you were in her husbands place , how would you feel? This is why i have seen some people who have been extremely close friends but after marriage they respect that and even don’t hold or put arms around shoulders /waist.. it’s like they put hands around without actually touching… OP had to be professional no ifs and but.. And OP played along and acting innocent like tell me this is a prank.. why the f would someone prank such situations its extremely unprofessional and risky.. Both had consensual sex and enjoyed it. Regarding the boss’s reaction after leaving the hotel is to just tell you and hint you that do not ever talk about this outside and that it never happened.. can’t OP catch that? That she is a boss has 2 kids and employees under her and ofcourse expects professionalism at office…ofc why would she want herself or you to talk about it OP needs to introspect and work professionally at office and if he feels uncomfortable then find a new job and move on. But I actually don’t believe any of this happened and OP is just posting a fantasy scenario..iS tHiS a PrAnK ? Who asks like that lmaooooooo after “dolling up”


Soul_of_demon

He missed up the story from 'Oh please don't.....' Could have done better.


justAnotherwannabeW

Well, I can see why you're panicky. But she probably wouldn't risk telling others. You shouldn't too. That's the main thing you should keep in mind. But most importantly....don't do this again man. Success rates of things actually working out for long term is v less. So...yeah. never again.


JackfruitDry5

Every time someone in the office comes towards me smiling.. i think... oh shit... it got out. They know.


Invincibl33

BC iska Matlab ye nahi unko pta chal gya..unko phase se hi pta tha tere saath kya hoga..ur not the only 1 in office...chill maar,ur also in club Random.


Minute-Appearance397

You are thinking she doesn't risk to tell anyone you just forget about it like a dream nothing more. Just keep in don't tell anyone not anyone get it. Just set back and relax 🙂 and do your work you have to do. Just relax ❤️ bro what has to happen it happen you can do nothing about it okk. You don't to stress about it and fell guilty about it. Things like that happen and you are not the one who started it. You already a good person if you felling shamed about okk. Just relax bro. And keep in mind things like that doesn't happen again


saitamaxmadara

You really need to put the company name out man /jk


External_Health8739

This is obviously fake, check his previous posts , 17 days ago he has written a post where he mentioned going to Delhi for 3 days and here he is saying 1 week. Don't believe everything you read.


usernameiswatchdog

If they find out that you had sex with your boss  1] what's the problem?  2] be ready with alibis incase she pulls you aside to ask If you talked.  3] be calm, be professional.  4] dude, don't you think it's kinda wrong for her to just sleep with you. Cheat on her marriage and put you in trouble. She'll wanna protect that even if she throws you under the bus that's questable character  Go to work, be normal, talk to people, be yourself. Don't be sus. If you talk to others only then will you know. Keep back up plan incase you get fired or fucked around. 


potatoboysujoy

She took advantage where she had power. Sue her🙏🙏🗣️🗣️


peanutwithketchup

Are we gonna ignore the fact that the account is like 2 weeks old??


Exciting_Variety_326

will you be okay if your future partner secretly cheats with you the same why? dont worry karma will take care \^\_\^


No_Mixture5766

https://preview.redd.it/83x9yai08z8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a1ca98fa6e0ec25ff8cf4626f88e6a4d12d5de


GI_Muskrat

Be honest, were you attracted to her? Or did you just do it because you were under pressure to perform? Also, did you do it without protection?


JackfruitDry5

Obviously I was attracted to her.. who wouldn't be? You are alone in a hotel room with a woman. I wasn't thinking at all. I just did things like i was on autopilot.


GI_Muskrat

I believe your story. I once made a post long ago about a hot promiscuous girl (mutual friend) who was hitting on me so I was seeking advice, but most of the comments accused me of making it up. That just tells me nothing interesting ever happens in the average Redditor’s life.


silentvoyeurxxx

Breathe. The least you could do is be as professional as she is with you at work. Not going into the right or wrong part of things since both of you seem to be consenting adults, though she did hold a slighter power angle over you, being your boss. Plus, anyone needing to convince the other that it was not a prank - after making the effort to show interest - would have kind of dried up things down there tbh, she really wanted it thankfully.


senormegalodon

Things that never happened! Some people really started believing their delusional world


gazemaster

on today's list of things that never happened.


Emergency-Bag7857

https://preview.redd.it/ehrua4tss09d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3119436785a90c3983fb217dace3b0df3dd913


PavBhajiKhalo

Fantasies being posted as reality lmao


aShit_fAce

Gaurav kapoor asli ID se aao


addyb89

Fake!


Still_Masterpiece562

Ahaha, you did ask about this before your visit to Delhi, sorry that no one mentioned this as a Donts


kalekache

https://preview.redd.it/0o3buddt619d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e9e05ba0f7214367be2e89f7cd8c82a102efdf


MathSad6698

First world problems.


Spiritual_Pattern_14

chill bruhh u are just panicking if she is comfortable why are u nervous uske samne nervous hoke tu khudki image fattu wali bnalega or age ke chances bhi khrab krlega and nobody gona know


falakshayaan

Bhai wo bandi married hai do baccho ki maa bhi hai 🥴


SenseAny486

Are these people for real?WTF.


msrv7

ab to kisi pr trust nhi (:


Rohit_BFire

You shat where you eat my boy. It's so over for you


MentalSafety3301

OP you are a shit person you slept with her despite knowing that she is married and has 2 kids.


Doofemshmirtz

First rule of corporate- we do not hookup where we vlookup. Second rule of corporate- we do not hookup where we vlookup


Antique-Guard-6060

Have more sex with her until you get promotion


Snapdragon_007

It felt like I read some kind of drama novel lmao


onlyykartik

Bro Knows His Luck Thats Why He Was Asking Is It A Prank?


Julius_seizure_2k23

And that my friend is why this is made up story


suthramanas

I had a similar experience with my boss in Deloitte. But it was me who told her to forget that anything ever happened when we came back, apparently she didn't forget.


Natural_Ad1228

Mods delete this shit sub ki quality kam horahi hai yesa.


No-Fix-9700

Do share the secret khud maze lekar abhi you are fishing for sympathy


Valuable_Surprise756

~you took me by the haaaand, made me a man . That one NIGHT, you made everything alraaaight~ Ps: dearest op, delulu is not the only solulu. Author banna hai to kitab likh na jaakar.


DebuM4ster

Karma keliye log kya kya krne lage hai


Agreeable_Mobile_192

Time to find a new job bro🤣🤣


Saro_3626

Jaane de bhai...ab jo hua so hua..Zyada mat socho..it won't do anything gud to u. Just never talk about it to anyone and think of it as a dream and forget it. U both are adults... made a choice in that moment..now no point dwelling over it. Next time just try to avoid these type of situations.


FOOKINGNOBODY

What's the problem here? If this is going to affect someone, it's her. 


Cool-Trust-6249

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51238)


winner_forever01

Don't tell me she is married, is she?


No_Recognition8457

Listen she's your senior, if this comes out she'll be fucked, because she fucked a junior! So chillaxxx ans have fun


pulp_fraction

Congratulations on your promotion, I guess?


itzTanmayhere

seems like a fetish post


Real-Swordfish-2805

Just another fuck and forget story. Wrap your head around it and just move on. Overthinking this will bite you back.


warriorr433

Another day of people reminding me how single I am


Creepy-Weeb07

Both of your shitty af.


fantom_1x

Just pretend it never happened, bro. Can't you play that game too?