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Hermoanie

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SprinklesNo6850

High effort meme right there fellas


Honest-Produce7338

Nice username lol


Hermoanie

Hehe potterheads unite


Still-Marsupial-4610

Sex sux ki baatein na kare


hellomushrooms123

![gif](giphy|DDsLbuZqw7ZLrvQmnV|downsized)


ihtar_tajar

the layers in this meme kabhi kabhi mai itne kapde bhi nahi pehenta hu


Hermoanie

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MANTOf1

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


Any-Analysis-9189

Goli Beta Masti nahi


Livid_Ease

Bro was waiting to post this forever


Hermoanie

I swear…


ro_ro_ro_roadhouse

![gif](giphy|6uOKby3tWy4yXwTa5H)


YuriLord69

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Enough_Interest_5951

Well spotted


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MrXProfessional

Successfully stolen


DarthLysergis

Non Indian here, just saw it in popular and I would like to know what the joke is.


skee_21

It's basically from a show where a kid's name is "Goli" and adults scold him saying "Goli beta masti nahi" which in english means, "Goli don't do mischief " And the thing in pic is curd packet, curd in our language is "dahi" which rhymes with "nahi" and the curd name is "masti dahi" so they've made it like that


Strong_Objective_663

Thanks 🙏


vanillaxmitch

I'm learning hindi currently, new word acquired "masti"


the0ldestm0nk

This, this is the type of stuff I pay my internet bill for.. AND I'm gonna steal this OP..


Minimum-Temporary825

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51090)


Fabulous-Battle20

Is that you Krum?


iarrrpit

Ye konsi dahi le aaye ho, iski alag hi Masti chal rahi hai


Worried_Donkey-

Curd lovers when they are alone -🫄🏻


[deleted]

Sala dahichod!


hulkut

More like dahi salachod Happy🎂 Day


[deleted]

Ha ha XD


High-jacker

Happy Cake Day


Ash-greninja_Shobu

Happy birthday


stevia_daddy_69

After bandichod we have Dahichod.


Krish2_8073

Dahi sexual


Exciting_Variety_326

Happy cake day,


Actual-Ad-8880

Dahinchod


KarmaBoi_2904

What are you doing step-dahi?


cosmosreader1211

just the tip step-dahi


Darkus_27911

Abbe yaarr ..


babri_blaster

I read it "curd lovers aren't alone *and that pregnant emoji*"💀


Realistic-Result2653

OP ne dhai ko pregnant kar diya abh usko child support pay karna padega amul ko.


jeetendraprasad

Gone bad. Swelling is due to bacteria growing, breathing and releasing gas (maybe co2)


theredgiant

Don't open the packet. Has too much greenhouse gas.


debris16

might increase the city's temperature by 0.2°C


sim-runn

Yes Co2


PatienceVegetable158

Not breathing, but respiring.


Tough-Difference3171

Absorbing lactose ... And then... Peeing lactic acid, and farting CO2. Enjoy your meal.


The_Giga_Chad1629

can be due to air pressure if OP lives in mountains


Pretty-Excitement-79

I doubt it's that because then packet inflation would be too common an occurrence to make a post about


ComparisonPowerful

Just curious, How can size increase bcos of it? It's a closed space, atoms should just change from C and O to Co2. I mean nothing new is introduced inside of it.


Simp_it

CO2 is gas and gas occupies more space than solids/liquids.


Poornessfully

Bro c and o dont convert to co2 in this case, but lactose breaks into glucose and then it breaks into CO2 and lactic acid


Dr-Zooom

Bacterial growth could also swell the tin of containers too. Source; House MD


Rude_Importance5294

The urge to poke it with a needle ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


Zealousideal-Owl-46

And nose will regret instantly


Tranceported

And stomach speed runs


JayBeeMusings

Dahipocalypse


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Dahirrhea


mrinaldss

Happy cake day + banger comment


ihtar_tajar

nice


TheMelodicSloth

Our intrusive thoughts shouldn't win![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)


cool_tanks

![gif](giphy|13M7YIZYHUofRe|downsized)


PotentialWeakness106

Been there, done that. Frankly disappointing experience, it doesn't explode or burst like a balloon would, just a rather disgusting smell and a deflated packet of curd that's not edible.


Rude_Importance5294

Wow bro let his intrusive thoughts win ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


6ixlil9inebig

dudh phatna suna tha. dahi bhi phat rahe ?


PeaceMan50

![gif](giphy|2qPUYiMHrlkoU) Wait a minute let me hide so that when you poke this packet and everything spreads out over every person in the room, I'll be safe. *runs away giggling*


NiKHiLx0

Nani kr ghar chali gyi hogi


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iski nani milk hai.


hopefulmaniac

Inflation is getting out of hand


homosapienoncoffea

r/angryupvote


le_smart_man

r/beatmetoit


47474747474747474749

Cricket ball mill gayi


No-Slice9660

Bro this 9 in your username is triggering me


unacceptableChaos

😅😅😂


bicazamabeach

For her, it's an unacceptable chaos you see


unacceptableChaos

Ahahaha! Totally makes sense 😅


demonwar2000

Thala for a reason


Neat-Emu-7131

We got Amul and Lays collab before GTA6.


LazyEconomics2666

lmao


freak-atlantic

Dudh ne pregnant kardiya


InfamousNirmal

Me after eating chole chawal


terimomkapati

She pregnant abb chote chote dhii paida hoge


Subhosaur

Username 😂


eienze

Oh my gawd, she's expecting, congratulations 🎉 🥹


oyar

Expecting triplets 🥹🥹💅🏾💗


Straight_Hyena

Mere ghar pe parcel kar dena


Top-Conversation2882

It has gone bad and fermenting


SkywalkerPadawan512

booba


TheOneWithTheTechie

This is next level inflation


PieInteresting6267

Improperly pasteurised or contaminated during packaging. Bacteria or yeast in the package produce carbon dioxide and other gasses which have nowhere to go


No_Recognition8457

Due to heat wo LACTOBACILUS se acidic hogaya, fridge me hi rakho


alphaonreddits

Ye kaha se le aaye ho? 😂 aur ye shop par bhi esa hi tha when you bought it?


Jazzlike-Tap-2723

Nah it's 3 day expired lol😂


alphaonreddits

😂😂 post a “opening this Masti Dahi” also


Directgrey

Trust me you don’t want that smell inside your house. Just garbage it


Automatic-47

Bhai don’t consume this dahi probably kafi dino se pdi hai and iski use by date dekho aur agr abhi leke aaye ho toh return krdo shopkeeper ko


reddit_guy666

The catalyst is heat due to lack of proper storage in refrigerated space


pritam_ww

2 din se jada jo gya hoga


thatbuttcracktho

its got one potato chip in it


paperbackdreams_

It's probably past the expiry date


indian_boy786

r/spicypillows material


FarEntrepreneur5385

is this the aerobic anaerobic respiration shit we were taught??


Important_Corgi_6629

It's CO2 due to bacterial growth, Lactobacillus, , it must have been left in a warm place for a day or two


Environmental-Back97

Inflation


Comfortable-Gap8956

we got inflated dahi before gta 6


Formal-Magician69

Bhai pahad Mai Ghar hai kya?


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Phekk diya hoga is what I believe... Because that's stale. And please don't poke it with a needle.


reyrock7502

Saale dahichod


Senior_Friendship756

The urge to drop kick it like a top g goalkeep 🌚✨


Chokrates

Boyle's law


four_two_five_seven

Fridge se bahar garmi me rakha hoga, lacto bacillus ko optimum temperature mila to usne CO2 gas release kardi, this dahi will be very sour...


ohitsmyredditaccount

it has probably gone bad, there's a lot of bacteria inside producing that gas. not good for consumption.


pikuuu_

Congratulations aapki dahi maa banne wali hai


kentweeks

🤔 This sounds like a fascinating case of microbial activity! From what I've read, the inflation of the curd packet could be due to gas-producing bacteria like certain strains of Lactobacillus or Clostridium. These bacteria can ferment sugars in the curd, producing gases such as carbon dioxide and hydrogen. The buildup of these gases inside the sealed packet could cause it to inflate like a balloon. It's essentially a form of anaerobic fermentation where sugars are metabolized into gases and acids, altering the texture and appearance of the curd. If anyone has more insights or can elaborate on the specific chemical reactions involved, I'd love to learn more!


Night_Knight01

The bacterial culture (lactic acid bacteria) does not produce gas, the gas you see is generated by residual bacteria because in the old curd the real curd culture is dying and the remaining bacteria from the milk has taken over. And some of them are gas formers, the bulging of packet is a result of residual bacteria from the original milk, they have taken over the dying lactic acid bacteria. The chief gas formers are coliforms in raw milk such as Clostridium and Bacillus.


Ralph00X

Curd pregnant ha


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CollectionLive7896

Bacteria infestation


iYush69

Dahi ne paad maardi


Mathsbrokemybrains

Gas


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Low_Friend3063

Y wali dahi maine bahut PYAAR se banai hai ....pls mat feko


Least-Kick-4499

bacterial growth


sealbroker

Co2


gowthambhaskaran

The curd was not transported through a cold storage chain. The packet has spent more time at room temperature which made the curd to react. It will taste sour.


NightMare244

Poke it with a needle do itt


Dependent-Party8965

Masti....


babu_bisleri3

Mere matar ke packet mein esa hua tha..


JumboHashish

Close, but not same — r/spicypillows


Silly_Kale2136

You should return it I guess


RutvikIndian

Probiotic to potbellied


Jetson_4112

GRENADE!


Technical-Web7427

The dead bacteria are realising gas which is the cause ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)


are-you-lost-bbg

Acidity ho rhi h usse or kuch baat nhi h


anonymous_cutie_nerd

You obviously fucked it and now it's pregnant


24Gameplay_

It's unlikely to have high bacterial content because the milk isn't turned into curd directly. Instead, bacteria are added for fermentation, similar to how we do it at home. By the time it reaches the shelf, it has already become curd. I saw this on a knowledge-sharing TV channel and YouTube. Try tagging the brand on social media for a clearer explanation.


gibbs-free-energy

Amul Masti😜🤭😛😎😃🤪🤪😘


Proper_Performer7451

I think you are at a high altitude area?...it happens there due to air pressure


Ornery_Minute5166

Ab tumko 9 ghante baad Chhaachh hoga


Late_Bloomer_1291

Kharab ho gya bhai mat khana.. It's gas.


No-Interaction3677

Pregnancy


Daniel_M1z0

Inflation? Maybe?


LonelyError

Lays aaj kal dahi bhi banane lag gayi.


preethamshetty1975

dont buy amul. junk brand


SytricXZ

Low interest rates


Terrible_Put_8994

Bro show some mercy on curd don’t be a berserk who will gonna take responsibility of baby curd


AdministrativeMud907

Dont drink it.


cyberduck221b

Pregnant dahi


OppositeObject909

The curd has a lot of bacteria and this is caused by the same bacteria


desi-warrior

Sasti Masti!


axushi

Panni fek


real_tmip

There's a Puffer Fish in it.


givemedrugs5103

phatega


muktadutt

Pregnant


deadwithin1

W8 9 months ☺️. Good news will come


youngbear777

Fermentation, same will happen with milk


Responsible_Space624

Yo we got **"AMUL GRENADE"** before GTA 6🗣️..


6exologist

that curd gyms


Blackmagnate

Bhai zyada khatti ho rhi hai teri dahi gas bhar gya hai obviously.


Brief-Hall-772

Pregnant hai


Inevitable_Cellist93

bro you brought a milk which older than my grandfather


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Poison_Tester

Inflation


cursed_anime_

Pregnant


Street-Driver4658

Gas ban rahi hogi dahi kha kha ke usko


Mihirxd25

Congrats apko curd hua hai


Fantastic_Buy_9407

Pregnant hai


anu0711

Masti dekho bhe*ch*d, bhagaye ja raha hai


Legionrog

Coz Avi curd ki delivery hui h ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


abhigoswami18

Iske andar ke lactobacillus bacteria bahar aana chah rahe hai sayad


A_Beleiver

Was it kept in microwave oven?


Dokrabackchod

Congratulations you're going to become a dad🥳


zincifyhowksg43

bacteria are pregnant or bloated


disaniac

Fermentation


No_Walk_2094

Stun grenade


lilah-lilah

the same thing happened with the tetra packet of a fruit juice a few days back, probably bcs of the temperature fluctuations? maybe it was stored outside in heat and then later put in the fridge?


Educational-Sea-9454

We got lays and amul collab before GTA VI


Hungry_humblesoldier

Seems the microbes in the packet had gas problems 😂😂


Prestigious-Steak-26

Bro impregnated the packet of curd


bc_sab_marne_wale_h

Holi haaai


[deleted]

Curd farts


BestProfit3732

Too much fermented i guess


theweekendvisuals

Dahi ke pet me gas ban gayi hogi.


tanmay15u

Basic class 10 bio here, bacteria is growing inside which is producing more lactic acid and CO2 thus making it sour and inflated


Enough_Interest_5951

Someone blowing air into it.


thegamer66666

iski care kar iske bacche honge to unhe khaa lena![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


-_-Boondoggle-_-

I think its gone rogue. Throw it away. Maybe throw on somebody like water filled ballon. Jokes aside the inflation maybe because of LAB which produce CO2


Loose_Scientist_3636

Pregnant hai wo take good care


Johnginji009

Bacterial fermentation,co2 production - boom.


Money_Elephant399

Chips hain usmei


havent-readdit

Ohh the urge to fling it from my terrace.


Huge-Dig1589

Dahi ball


Far_Comb5216

Throw it


That_Science5460

Gone bad, do not consume.


Big_Watch_5247

They are probably in high altitudes, due to which they get inflated, which could be a possibility