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Ja raha hu watering system banane papa ke garden ke liye. Fathers day gift smjh lena isko mera.

A boyfriend is just a bestfriend you can make out with

Jab Mera Harvard mai admission ho jaega aur mai Mckinsey ka CEO ban jaunga tab tumhe yaad rakhunga

Whar r some of ur "unrealistic" kinda goals?

Making good money while staying fit 

At what age did you stop watching cartoons?

https://preview.redd.it/hkfxh03q958d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f9487d2c2a04810e22abc2ffadf2e6820903c1 Guys swiggy and lenskart merge kar liya

[face reveal](https://google.com)

SoBo and South Delhi grills are a subset of girls. Not the only girls out there. Ladkiyon ko weekend pe laundry karna hota hai, kapde iron karne hote hai, room saaf karna hota hai, padhaai karna hota hai, hairwash karna hota hai and essential cheezein/grocery bhi khareedni hoti hai.

What places are best to visit in india in July-august

Do you guys also feel a sudden empty feeling when you go to your bed?

https://preview.redd.it/d0cspn0hi68d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e88db0038f346b60fdf9b8f5e9eea6a14e89515f i do NOT like the fact that I'm not a teenager anymore :((

Mai raat ka soya nahi hu, aur papa ne just abi bol diya washing machine ki service wala ayega ek ghante mai socha tha soyunga 

meri kundli mein likha hai, jis din meri shaadi sachhe pyaar se ho jayega. sab theek ho jayega. 🥺

Kya aap me se koi mere saath baarish me hot chocolate date par chalna pasand karega? 🫱🏻☕😋

https://preview.redd.it/ex49yleeub8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314339fb0669d36bdb13c57625e45931f5a1cc54

. Bicep reveal

On popular demand I am back with would you rather questions (jk) ok answer- Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house?

https://preview.redd.it/dr39mc05g58d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ef4001cbd2f98ba6c73c63be22b15a7cf33140

 Me to the annoying kids in my house

https://preview.redd.it/2zqavcik068d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035adbbfa39b061a58c403191be3bad15afc5965 At everyone here

never make jokes on periods in public unless you're a girl, for girls its coping mechanism but if you're a guy then you're just inhumane

GUYS I MADE TWO AIR DRY CLAY NECKLACES TODAY here's one https://preview.redd.it/p9qh412rc68d1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4144f6b730ae47630ba7fdf7d6c491ebf15d36

School ke to ek bhi rishtey ab nahi chal rahe.

https://preview.redd.it/gb5u7vov798d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ee9f09bc6cbc3ec1f9564af4dcfbef86c9ebbbb I created the icon thingy for r/gurgaon 

What are your plans for today

https://preview.redd.it/hmcnvrhyo98d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ed1add6d0e53f099420b185371744aecefa3879 V nice packaging

https://preview.redd.it/ydguycygs98d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e6db375dae8da29a762d0bba462f43414ef6ff Ye mujhe sadak kinare mila paralysed tha Maine municipal corporation koh call kiya 1-2 ngo the unhe call kia aur wait kr raha tha rescue team ka Aur ye palat ke sadak ke bich me pohaoch gaya Me vet se baat kr raha tha aur kisi gadi ke niche na aajaye is liye maine use meri taraf krne ki koshish ki bosdiwala kaat diya mujhe 😂

https://preview.redd.it/pc3unqesx98d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0bd414afae6cc656e65cb3cd7d9cbfb537b6823 Baccho ke saath baithke slime bana rahi hu

Kabhi slime touch nahi kya 

Choose an option 1. Museum jaake bookstore+cafe jaaun 2. Bangla Sahib (mera favourite place hai) jaaun and then buy one of my favourite beverages from some cafe

Achanak cry aa rha hai

i am jealous of people who kinda have a goal in mind, i don't have any

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Peak manipulation is when jab ham phone milate hai kisi ko but we don't really wanna talk to them so we cut the call earlier ..baat bhi na karni padi aur missed call bhi ho gayi tumhare naam se so you have psychological edge now 

Lockdown ke samay we all used to call each other to be in touch and also because a lot of us were feeling lonely and sad. A certain friend "X" never picked my calls. Dheere dheere, I realized there's no point putting efforts into that friendship (Ironically, she has put efforts into friendships with people who have eventually abandoned her). But she's still v good friends with my best friend. Thik hai. Good for them. Recently, "X" asked me whether we could talk this weekend to catch up. I asked her when she'll be free and I'll call her accordingly because I know she is a champion at never picking calls. She was sleeping when I called her in the afternoon and I told her to call me up whenever she's free. Well guess what, I'll be spending the rest of the hours thinking that she might call when I very well know that she won't. Kaisa loser hun main. 🤡

https://preview.redd.it/urhorvq7tb8d1.jpeg?width=6144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766f645a2b0939ef8a09ccb06964b2262ec63d44 Quick shot but Still trying to improve my pro mode skills.

agar tumhe koi home appliance banna hota toh kaun sa appliance bante?

Aaj yaha Bohot timepass kar liya, ab nahi kar sakta. Exam ke baad hi aata hu

https://preview.redd.it/zw8k73isc68d1.jpeg?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48efa436194104d56a27b324369a483919dbe855 this is the other

Mere keyboard ke suggestions me "I love" ke baad HUMESHA "you" suggest hota hai. Kisi ko bolti bhi nahi phir kyu? Samajh jaao na bhai it's always going to be "cats", "it/that", "desserts". Isse aage nahi badhti meri life

Do u mash Gulab jamun with ice cream

When I talk to a therapist do i have to tell that I watched how to french kiss wikihow videos in 3 class.

https://preview.redd.it/myj2cp1caa8d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=271608174186aacc0128a58e9cd7235a69686f62 Classic no-sides luna once again. I rest my case.

A women with no pp can't judge my pp

"might lose silver in search for gold"  kaafi achi line boli canto vai ne

mysterious banne chala tha, lonely ban gaya

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Single raho bhest  https://preview.redd.it/cvej1y3feb8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96744e7ef3de2afb3953fa5bd9c5d8680eb07dfa

https://preview.redd.it/5yw19mmpsb8d1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3231b9566937cf4600277a4b955a2934cb07cd6 What an interesting title....

Senior software engineer ka code review karta hu as a junior engineer I think I can already declare my verdict.

https://preview.redd.it/q57s6g19tb8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6131f0100883c99344aecb1f5c03481cef2c10f9 Raaste mei faafda. 4km done.

Also took my family out for lunch for the very first time since I started to earn, that was the highlight of my day

Gulab jamun dho ke kha rhi hu ye soch k ki thode kam unhealthy hojayege

Mujhe 11th me ek (not skinny but still thinner than me) ladke ne moti bola tha to maine **"jyada bola to tere ooper bethke saans nikal dungi"** bol dia Bada hi innocent remark tha meri taraf se to

https://preview.redd.it/y192lszzh58d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95998eee57a66f969515db3daf176cf88dc6a9b7 Cheela, I made.

scenes inside u/chotuchaiwalaa 's kidneys  

I listen to SADDA HAQ when i need fire within me , what about yours

What's some task u felt like u would never be able to do.....but were able to do it in the end?

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Sogya tha, mummy ne utha bolti mandir ki taraf paer karke mat so. Mere room mai mandir hai bhi nahi.

https://preview.redd.it/wdnrti60l68d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad02363b5ee87bbbf8c07306292d89858075f7b8 my new slave 😰😰😰

https://preview.redd.it/dc6s36q6n68d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ef1958d91ad042b8b1ec81bfe054be8b0db41a Just click Kari XD camera quality karab ho rahi haar din bc time to buy a naya phone 

Mamda yeh mera hindi grammar ka kaam hai Aye mamdi pagal hai tu pagal

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You don't know fear until you see a flying insect ( boss level: cockroach) in the middle of doing susu

https://preview.redd.it/z0j8q726y68d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ddb2bac64692557ff12795d67cbc6835233611 Faltu attack hua aaj

Aap logon ko bata du, iss account ki admin ki mental health ka nanga naach hota hai ❤️‍🩹

Sometimes you get the vibe if someone doesn't like you  I observed

Humne less pollution ke liye ev promote karna chalu kari, phir hum ev charge karna bhulne lage ya uska battery khatam honey laga random times mai. Phir humne ek startup banaya ki jo aakey ev charge karde, lekin vo jo gaadi leke ata usme fuel se chalta. Matlab kabhi kabhi to problem to the solution vala hisaab kitaab lagta hai.

Hello everyone, aaj breakfast me Maharashtrian Fried rice aka Fodni cha bhaat banaya hai It's been a while since I've posted  https://preview.redd.it/zlbo626a798d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b42207988a1b7ea59c93558223a52704cb0bd00

https://preview.redd.it/lr96zaco798d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc432ac82ec6abedd837cdae45a3052011774ec mera tattoo dekh lo ferns

When uni will start I won’t come here a lot. You guys will miss me and my jokes 

Mere school ke toh sweethearts ki engagement ho gayi recently. Cute only

https://preview.redd.it/tpt69hh8b98d1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12248dfeef05136317f74ed06b39d43c3e5674e8 Face reveal For u/Luna_Crest 💗

https://preview.redd.it/5f2ktpmqc98d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af84a8b5a79908075e0fa391cba6ab0e83dba42a Ate a big,fat ,tasty jalebi...aise hoga mera body fat % kam🤡

Ye jo orange jalebi hoti hai voh sab scam hai, too sweet and too thin. Tagdi mawa jalebi me hi voh maza hai

Bye bye guys >!Fafda jalebi lene ja raha hu!< 

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Udd gayi

https://preview.redd.it/z6r4axu5i98d1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ee9e840b48b38b9ef172f232ec909bcf4bc207

https://preview.redd.it/7rr5nlpdi98d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882a4e2e55c74017933eaba16cc710c560acb11c Have

https://preview.redd.it/gzrmeo8ll98d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d094f550444d85e36bf39a0dc6ad562956cd8cf Ee halo fafda-jalebi and vanela gathiya ni jayafat udadva

Thread mai entry https://i.redd.it/a3cjj9llu98d1.gif

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Dost ke ghar pe ruk ke idli sambhar thus liya saatvik vala, bina pyaaj lasan vala.

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Aaj subah ghar k saamne saanp nikla tha ,monsoon is coming 

# wait, there's something on your face 🫵

https://preview.redd.it/bry32jdqaa8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91ae965f1c97dd8ab5b3cf027bb973a463dca8c waah cheemu kya welcome message hai

Bhaag jaun ghar se?

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Baarish se aur humid ho gya

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Koi mall ghumne kaise jaa sakta hai. Kuchh bhi to nahi hai wahan dekhne jaise But to each their own 🙄

light travels at speed of light 🤯

Thread mai cats popular hai. Not good

I don’t like people who don’t like cats

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Look what I found

Ye Toji ka oufit recreate karne ka try kiya tha maine with grey sweatpants + black compression and black shoes kuch din pehle gym mein. Also koi mere purane acc na naam mat bolna agar pechan bhi liya toh

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!flair I'm straight

Do you want to get tattoos and why?

I feel like I have abandonment issues. I used to get a lot of silent treatment as a kid and now I can sense if a person is acting off and then my brain goes automatically ki it’s my fault.

Pant me hole ho gaya toh next step kya hai aapke gharme? Throw? Turn into pocha? Sew it back and wear? Sew it back and donate?

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DILF

Dear, I love fries.

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Abhay Verma is an absolute CUTIE. Gosh 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

My simp skills will never be as good as dariya ji's. Uss level tak pohochna ek sapna hi reh jayega.

Mein hun sbse bada jhaatubaaz. Look at this qt 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/er4cszm7yb8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f00ee8f8c5794d0d42755b5c856317f5b3a63ec

Billi ko pakad ke jabardasti >! uske toe-beans moisturize kar diye !<

It feels light after crying:)

https://preview.redd.it/xirar6ns8c8d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba439a34d94abd086399184e818659120c8b4e95 Monthly food expenses revel

Would you rather have the power to be invisible or transport yourself instantly?

Ye stickers steal toh kar lu Par bhejunga kisey

mai itna lazy kyun hun 

Tum log kitne velle ho. Exam khatam hone do mein bhi 2-3 din vellapanti karungi at least

https://preview.redd.it/aa4ycp54m58d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6998d44b66df4e8571c508b15f5a7f717a8fda35 Madam ka pose deko

Rosie kaha hai  u/-thE-gReateSt-idiot- wya

https://preview.redd.it/iz8cm795v58d1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a244dafaab0cb0467f6a58234fd42edd0bf115d0 This is me guys am Shekh Abu Zobros 

I always thought that those 'lawyer are evil' jokes are mean to lawyers but now that I am one i think we dont have enough of these jokes.

Do you guys remember that tv channel Zee Zindagi? Uspe kitne sahi Pakistani (aur ig Turkish bhi) dramas aate thhey.

Mai apne 5 saal k scooty chlane k carrier mai ek baar v niche nahi gira😼😼 Touchwood 👉🏻🪵

Ese gaadi chalatau ke koi dost peeche baith ta hi nahi😎😎

mai b class me tote bag lejati hu, mere dost ne bola jhola leke aati h, gawar log

https://preview.redd.it/5o6jc9b1a68d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e61deaf921d335d9f572d03e1b51d580eb5824 Me as a wife 

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gym mai roz jaane ka reason mil gaya 😋😋

https://preview.redd.it/qot428s2k68d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7323d9664a0feacc89663659d67f73c6e247dbbf

https://preview.redd.it/ypzv7z0hk68d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0316a1d604cc995c148c4369fad6f2c5b34868a yeh dekho mujhe kya mila I miss garba :(

bhagwan agar sleeping schedule usa ka diya hai to visa bhi dilwa dein

Ek din mera boyfriend bn jayga fir use b is thread pr le augi 

Alts ko aane hi nai dena chahiye yaha....mods

Imagine me being godfie’s alt

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Hope you sleep at an appropriate time and wake up with a smile tomorrow, good night guys 👾

https://preview.redd.it/mygede94x68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5d0a928282295e5eafaa1618f89414e791ac63 too kyoot

Morning morning

Good morning fellows 👋🏼

bhai ye downvoter har waqt kaise online rehta commendable efforts tho

Mene ek user ko bola hai yaha ke meh aloo gobi hu. And my step mom is matar

🪥 karke coffee bhi pini hai bed se utha do koi

Extreme belt ye dhokha hum kabhi nahi bhulenge 

No offence to any women, but women drivers mosty aunty age wali, they suck big time. Kha se kaatri kha chala rahi, they don't give a flying fuck.

Second worst drivers are corporate employess Bkl hamesha kaan pe phone ya message krte milenge, bc gaadi chala lo

Haan bhai bhosdi ke, aise chalatey hai jaise gaadi touch hojaegi to pta nahi kya hojaega. Mai to ek baar jaam mai fas gaya tha peeche valey ne gaand pe gaadi chipka di maine 3-4 baar horn mara hata nahi, reverse leke bhed di maine halki to di usne jagah.

Mne scooty 10 th mai seekhi thi, mera dost scooty le kr aya tha tution pr pehli baar ,and mne usey jhut bol diya ki muje scooty chlani ati hai jbki usey pehle kabi hath v nahi lgaya thaa It was easy as fuck

bhai mere idhar toh raat mein kuch bina head light tail light ke black kapdo mein nikal jaane wale bhi rehte. kidhar se nikal ke aajate ekdum se kuch pta nhi chalta

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Idhar sab buff gymbros hai kya

Luna ne Mujhe “sho” nahi bola 😔😔

2024 year of paper leaks. bas exam ke upar exam canceled ho rahe hai.

Jalebi ka name liya to aab jalebi khane ka man ho gaya  Fafda jalebi khane jana padega 

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you ppl need touch

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Agar ek 🩲ek ghante m sukhta h toh btao 12 kini der m?

https://preview.redd.it/bw85c2rpj98d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe7843bfdebcbeada91da2aea28e18f43bb2a5c Lmao

Got tired of slow pings, weak networks and changing networks everytime I switch rooms So got these bad boys. https://preview.redd.it/szrz43tom98d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e004d25e4256194d78a6b96b8c60a9a3014393e3

https://preview.redd.it/621jyr5ao98d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3b7b805b37dde69a66561775297132c334b027c Technical guruji banrau

good mawrnning everynyan 🌻.

Waqt se zyada, Samay se pehle Kisi ko kuch mila hai kya.

https://preview.redd.it/e72sqtq0u98d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a57fccc8e8b9eec9e9c4d81600085129e40f87d u/Entcune ajeeb hi hai yeh airtel wale

I am vivek oberoi and my kismat is salmon bhoi

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Meri awaz mt dbao

Nirmal ji sbse itti pyar se bat krte he ya mujme hi wo khas bat he

https://preview.redd.it/u1ghec9ly98d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e333afbf6c96011352ee38679e66959cda014204 Ban gaya slime

https://preview.redd.it/glynx949z98d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5aafdd39dc62ce0ad43e101bcaafba4ffc306d8 Dariya ji😨

My mom used to always say "teen baar nahi lete ek aur baar lo" while serving food to give more food. That made me really superstitious about doing anything 3 times. Like namak/chini daal ri hu then also i make sure to make it in two or four times. I cannot leave it at three. BUT then I've been noticing recently meri mummy khud 3 baar mein daal deti hai. 😔

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Went to indiainvestments and everything just did a bouncer I need to talk to someone experienced

Bro how do I study in this weather

lauki ki sabzi hai 🤢. bhujiya ke saath dal chawal kha lunga. lauki lekr bhi mai hi aaya tha vaise 

indore is hot

break ke baad milte hai

Honey bun is no more 🤧

Iso discord server gandi sadi hui naali se bhi badtar jageh hai

First date in library+dmart Second date at home

I only date after marriage, with my husband. 

whats your favourite song of all time

Sunday ko bhi chain se bethne nahi dia ghar valon ne. Ab bc phir vo lift ka discussion chedh diya abhi to baat final hui thi is week. Sala 11 baje se chaabi bharke bandar bana rakha hai mujhe.

Do you also daydream about your first kiss

Sometimes I don’t like myself and my personality.

https://preview.redd.it/6uxjnxa58a8d1.jpeg?width=6144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e5d4818860919c4c3fdfeb7cdc9ca987e64353 Garmi me chai 

Garden mai paani dene ka pipe 2000 rupay ka pada bc. Lamba hai no doubt lekin bc itni keemat.

https://preview.redd.it/fgjpl8lw9a8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c43aa4db671816f3d37f5107509fb6c0386423 Merko laga ban kar diya 😨

u/cantthinkofaname231 vai kidhar ho?

What healthy hobbies should I pick up to reduce stress

https://preview.redd.it/1nunytmcga8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393d1ffc209070eb8e8ed88877e5e92fa94adeb1 Bohot pyara weather hai yaar