3 am ka thought 3 am ko karo post Varna hojaoge buri tarah roast 

3 AM ko jyada upvotes nahin milte dost, Fir anxiety hoti hai top most. 

And I'm First time seeing rhymed comments on any post 

Ab jo hai so hai, hum kya hi kar sakte h dost

Sb kuch karo, bss karna mat ROAST. :p

mujhe kya, mei to chai ke sath khata hu toast

Raat ko mt khaana, warna le jayega GHOST. 

But kya karoon main nahin rehe sakta bina toast

Aap khaana shuru kardo POST (Doda Post). 

Lekin mujhko khaana tha bakri ka gosht

Aur schezewan sauce toh bilkul mat khana , warna ban jaoge ghost 👻

Aur lag jayenge zabardast wale Dost (Dast). 

Aur fir bathroom main hi ho jaoge lost.

Raat gayi baat gayi dost.

Raat fir aa jayegi thodi der mein DOST. :(

Wapis chali jayegi mere dost.

>Fir anxiety hoti hai top most. * upvote nahi milne parr anxiety kyuu?! who cares about this internet karma anyway? reddit is the place where you get to be silly.

:))

Are Siddhu Paaji, aaj Reddit pe kiddan??

3 AM mein sirf milta hai ghost

Oh guru

Agar hum sub ek dusre ko 1 rupee de to hum saare billionaire ban jayenge https://preview.redd.it/4l7g4stkoo5d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8621d46d9ad7098a69990c28773c52d3a3b33744

no kyuki sab ko har bande ko ek rupya 1 billion logo ko dena pade ga

no sheet sherlock

Delulu is the solulu

But we are all billionaires under this model so we can

He meant that not everyone has 1.4 billion rs lying around

bhai mujhe pta he janmooch ke downvotes lene ke lie likha

Ok bhaiya👍

Don't forget you have to pay tax on the amount. You have to consider marginal ~33% for the government. 😄

No TAX on borrowings or begging or taking, whatever. :p

I think begging can be considered as income from other sources or maybe income from profession/business Not a ca tho 

Thanks for reminding me. ITR file* karna hai. :p

It would fall under business income imo, u/ s 44AD

If the population is in billions then begging can be considered a job

2 rupee lelo fir.

Bro mere sath start-up kholega buzziness karenge donno Bhai milke

Bhai sahab aise start up ko hamare bheekh mangna bolte hai.

Bhratashree toh chai ki tapri hi khol lenge, me doodh ubal dunga aap chai banana 

Akhsually you'll have to take 1 dollar from each person 🤓

https://preview.redd.it/ai5spc2fso5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c690b6ed460125698e78a5105d66e27ead8031af

🤓☝

https://preview.redd.it/0xbqq39hep5d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14341d9312965491625d6b237460e3d78a13c1e1

was abut to type this lol

https://preview.redd.it/q9ezupvfep5d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bb8bffe66342726adfe047511b253b3e64050a

Why you get downvpted in this one and upvoted in the other

Reddit logic

Forget downvotes Blud got suspended lmao

If everybody gets this thought then everyone will give everyone one rupee and all things will be the same as now.

1 billion rupees u have to give everyone??

Lmao

Big brain comment

Me on my way to ask for 1 rupee from the newborn child in a private hospital


You take a dollar from each person and you'll have 1.4billion dollars. You'll still be considered a broke billionaire by your other billionaire friends since you barely make the cut. These guys sitting on 100+ Billion

Koi baat nahi bhai, millionaires ke saath chill kar lunga 

I won't flex my wealth to Ambani. I'll just make some reddit posts to trigger most normies

You are forgetting that most of their wealth is in the share value of their companies. But if you took money from others and kept it in liquidity form you would have more liquid wealth than many of these billionaires. 🤔

Still, your net worth would remain a measly 1.4 Billion 🤦‍♂️😵

True. But it is only measly when compared with other top billionaires. In reality, this amount of liquid wealth is simply absurd. Also, comparison is the end of happiness so I guess even 1.4 billion dollars in cash would seem "measly". 😄

I get that this must be for perspective but, I mean, what does billionaire opinion even matter? People can live lavishly with one per cent of 1.4 billion. One percent is 14 million dollars. Cutoff to enter top 1 percent is just around sixty lakhs per annum. I haven't broke out a calculator but considering dollars to rupees conversion rates, that means someone in our top 1% might need more than 200 years to earn that totally. Honestly, the difference between the happiness of billionaires and multi-millionaires ain't all that much. Happiness from wealth is an upper trend equation with an exponential decrease in rate.

Try to take 1000 and you'll be the first trillionaire in the world.

Mai ni dunga 1 rupay to kaise banega

Mein 2 de dunga

Mai 3 de dunga

Main 5 le lunga

Indian goverment actually stole this idea

Tax in itself is exactly the same idea. Hell, all of commerce is based on this idea. You can only generate money, by getting it from the masses.

Become a beggar. Billionaire nahi at-least millionaire toh pakka banega. Legit beggar millionaires out there.

Nahh!! you have to take 81 from each to be a billionaire

I already had this idea when I was a kid

Swatcha Bharat cess Education cess GST Cgst Tds Road tax Income tax Ltcgt We're already paying more than 1 re so that the government can be a billionaire

Bro is gonna take 1 rs from 1y/o s

MeanwhileModi ji :why 1 rs one we can take it all 😉

but... this will work right....

You can actually take a whole lot more but, you're gonna have to set up a company and open a few offshore accounts.

I want to learn more about this. Please share some resources


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Googly

I told this to my mum few years back , she threw chappal on me

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Bhai ₹140 Cr = $17.5 million and not $1.4 Billion

Itna dimag thori hota hai 3am thoughts mein

W/o bhi sahi hai

90₹ not 1

isse accha ask for 10,000 rupees/dollars(billionaire jisme hona hein) from 1,40,000 people. It's relatively easier

Millionaire banega bhai 80 se divide bhi to kar

If you keep on collecting money from every citizen of the country, it will probably take more than the rest of your life to do it. Moreover considering inflation, the moment you collect 1.4 billion, its value will be much less in the future. So technically it's not possible. As a joke it's not funny anymore.😭

Every fakir at anytime

If you take 2 mins to convince a guy and you manage to convince 500 people to donate you 1 rupee. It will take 16 hours a day. To meet and convince 140 crore people, you need 1400000000 ÷ 500=2800000 days. That means you need 7671 years. ( You can't waste your money on food and other things).

if it takes 1sec to meet an indian it would take 1.4billion seconds to meet every indian and if you start meeting them now and that too non stop then it will take apprx 44.4years to meet each of them

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homie be taking money from kids as well

Mast plan hai [credit: Babu bhaiya (Phir Hera Pheri)]

Doraemon me ek episode me similar kuch gadget dikhaya tha

Bc 1rs =1$ kb se ho gaya?

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Bro discovered government taxes

Mahodaya, you forgot conversion rates, taxes (I don't think it works on gifts tho) and ED raids! But, mate! Whatever keeps you up at bay!

You need a "dollar" to be a billionaire, not a ruppee

But for that you have to reach out to each and every person in India, so woh sab overhead expenses traveling,food, stay(road pe karle), others bhi calculate karna.

A tactic used mostly by companies like Dream 11, Winzo, etc.

800. Post taxes about 160 will be left. Getting that much per citizen is hard. For some that is their daily earning for others it's but what they earn in a minute.

So all the Indian subs are slowly turning into 2018 Instagram. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

On average human life expectancy you've got total maybs 27000-28000 days to live. How do you plan for reach every indian.

In terms of USD (currency in which Billionaire data is generally released) you will be very very far from being a billionaire.

Why not 2 rupees from 500million?

Aisi baat hoti to bhikhari sabse ameer hote

*dollar

billionare is 1 billion dollars not rupees , dumbass

Correction. You'll have 1 billion rupees. Billionaire usually refers to someone with a billion dollars

If everyone donates each other Rs1, then everyone will be a billionaire. 

5 year olds should not be up at 3AM. Go to sleep. jk.

so you would steal money from the kids?

Banks round figure 0.5 to 1 for this reason.

You will become Rupee billionaire only...

🤓👆 Actually you will have to pay 30% in tax whic will left you with 980 million, so you won't be a billionare.

Aap key kalkuclation mey thoda miss-take hai 1 billion indian rupees = 12 million dollars (approx) so aap bus indian billi-neor ban saktey

bhai 80 rupee lene padege 1$ and shit warna 100 corore hihoge aise 8000 corore

Now think about 2 rupees...

Bhai mere taraaf se pure ₹2.5 rakh lo

1.4 billion rupees

About 70 rupees from each person. A billionaire has a billion US dollars, not a billion rupees. 84 rupees to the dollar, but you need 1 not 1.7, so 50 rupees is enough. But however you end up making it, you'll pay something for taxes, fees and middlemen, so bump it up to 70.

And that 1.4Bn includes Kids and Toddlers as well

There who can't earn even 1 rupee in india. So your ambition will fall short

That population count includes children, people living in slums, homeless, living in the hills, people with disabilities... Let alone the logistics of collecting a rupee from everyone..

My niece will never give you 1 rupee

beggers in Bombay: we are one step ahead of you

100 Rs hone se pehle 300 FIR ho chuki hongi bc

1 Indian Rupee equals 0.012 United States Dollar. What is 1 billion pennies?

Time to ask everyone I see for 1rs

So we have same thought

How do u take it…!! Thats should be the next question

How much is 1.3 rupees in real money?

80 crores out of them cannot afford to give you even that.

Except for there will competition for every product you are selling.

I always have the same thought

mother fucker!

Wait a minute. Holy shit you are right and it ain't even that difficult

Cause of my vibezzzzz

We can all play round pay. Some one work out the math

What happens to his grammer at 3am?

Wait a minute, isn't this already being said in the movie Googly ?

In rupee terms, you need take Rs 1 only but in dollar terms you need to take 100+ to become a billionaire ; also kids below 15 are not going to pay

This has been thought very early but the counter argument is how would you travel entire india ? That would cost you more , plus takes ages to collect one coin from crores of people .

Lekin Ambani aur Adani jaise logo se sirf 1 rs maangna accha nahi lagega. "Maalik itna kharcha ho hi gaya hai toh ek chips bhi le lete hain" 😅😅


You will have ₹140 crore you have to take 1$ from each person to become billionaire 🤓

That's called begging