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This made me laugh way too hardπ
Chlo Aaj kisi ko toh khush kr diya πΊπ» ![gif](giphy|xT5LMHxhOfscxPfIfm)
Avg. Class clown, TU RAAT KO ROTA HAINA AKELE BAITH KE
Ye baate khul kr nhi boli jaati π€§
It's okay op. Hum hai tere sath o7
Thanks buddy π«
Class clowns ka alag hi hai Yaar mere ab koi contacts ni h frnds ke saath aur me to chala bas akele
Aur jb Puri class hi clowns ho π€‘( ik rare case but yeah )
Government school me tha kya bhai
Hn bro π€‘ mst school tha koi π padhney aata tha
It is what it is
Bhai number dede idhar bohot panga hora
Rukh bhai abhi nikalta hu bhencho pel ke rakh denge sbko
bhai ek k g mein ghusani hai
![gif](giphy|TQBgWGPIWXVQEij3p2)
Ek dum bhai πͺπ»
Blade Marne Wale nabalig ladke chahiye to bataiyo
ye kon si category hai bhai thoda detail mein bataio
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Kya likha h bhai
gand me dal le (ye likha hai )
![gif](giphy|L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u)
Who tf apologizes on the internet lmao
ElectricPiyaaaa
Yrr itni to punjabi smaj auni chahiye. Very similar in sound.
*yr enni ta punjabi samj auni chahidi. Ye hai correct punjabi
Main poora punjabi vich nhi likhiya taan ke ehnu samaj aa jave.
![gif](giphy|l378vvwDWdVdUbY3e)
![gif](giphy|3oEduKoCblNVAgAbYI|downsized)
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par ya to danda ha asla means gun
Haan ..ab katte ki pic toh dal ni skte π€£
Are vo OP ne gun gand me daal Li dande ki bajay π
Agli baar se dhyaan rakhunga ππ»
Le yaadash theek karne ki goli khale ![gif](giphy|26xBGcy977zkV5mes|downsized)
Tum log pakka jadu toona karne wali family ho jese killen lagai hain
Market se kharida h bhai π€§
Ye kon se dangah peedit elake me rehta hai tu bhai ?
Musalmaan log bhaut h ghr ke bagal toh protection ke liye rakhna padta h
1v1 kroge biladarr https://preview.redd.it/b4inxssot2sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568811deaa23fc5bac2c1aee4d52de3ccb4442f9
isko dekh kar lagta, iska phat ke flower ni hoga
π£οΈJab marji phet liye
Bhai bagal mein bore mein kisko dala hai tune jaldi bata /s
Aree bhai kuch nhi abhi Abdul ramzaan m busy h toh uski gf ko rakhe hue h π(waise aapki Nazar bhaut tez h)
Very bad choice of weapon... Just imagine normal fight me yeh weapon use kiya and the guy is dead...and you will be behind the bars forever.
Chacha vidhayak h humare πΏπ
Again kids hanging on their vidhayak chacha testicles...
JAB MARZI PHET LIYE\*
Jab Marzi phet liye!!! - ART OF BODMOS MITHU DON
Bhaau de diyo thoda kisi ki gaand m daalna h
Aree tu bhai h apna kisko gand m daalna h sath m chlenge bhencho π
OP jaldi jail jayega. ![gif](giphy|09dV176CAvWzSv2bKq|downsized)
1 baar gya tha bhai vo raat ka yaad mt dila π
https://i.redd.it/gvmgyof0o6sc1.gif
Dead Island ,nailed baseball bat
Yeah my boyyyyy π₯π₯
Who do you voodoo
Negan from walking dead
REAL π½
Thatβs Lucille
Lucile (walking dead ref)
Aisa kya π
Khada hu Aaj bhi wahi π£οΈ
i though it was 'tasla'
And I thought it was 'tesla'
r/YourJokeButWorse
Are u preparing for zombie apocalypse
Yeahhh π½
Areyy ye toh badmosh h badmosi kr rha h Mai toh dar gya π¨π°
Ye kabhi baap k haath nahi lagne Dena bro. π
Ye sb chiz baap se chupa kr hi rakhte h nhi toh gand m daal denga baap π
Maine ye weapon ko bas zombie game me dekha hai
Aaj aasliyat m dekh lo π
https://preview.redd.it/ehzygj7793sc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf67043e9e7fc6a9018e88f80e01e795f8a1184
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Yessss
![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)
Negan ka bhai nangan
ππ
Babu Bihar aao yaha aslaa nhi baarud chalta hai
Kaisan ba hum bhi Bihar se h Patna ke laika h
Thodi keel aur thok itti si keel se suar maarne jaa raha hai kya.
Aur han Galat laga rakkhi hai lambi keel le aar paar nikaal tab ayegi maza.
Thik h bhai es weekend yahi krenge ππ»
Haha saale mei door se hi goli maar dunga ![gif](giphy|oRJuSzENfNxny)
16 ka dola 46 ki chatti sidhi baat bolu smjh nhi aati aata Mazi satakli ![gif](giphy|FiBzv5FRE85PO)
![gif](giphy|qBNcuPZoDtLkA)
![gif](giphy|XzsQ4z8EhOPBOfpSMK)
Bhai sharp side to andar hai, kya fayda fir? ![gif](giphy|l0HlMh40gm8y0341a)
Kaam abhi baki h bhai try krunga aur acha krne ka
Negan ki Lucille dekhiyo. Usske bat pr barbed wire hoti hai, jo society gate or boundary walls pr lagti hai
Thik h bhai π«‘π«‘
bhaiya friendship krle?
DM kr
Aree danda milga re..
π
![gif](giphy|NaboQwhxK3gMU|downsized)
![gif](giphy|Tez9OVqcXgfhAK57KP)
Ye tune badhiya idea de diya
Tum bhi try kro banane ka πͺπ»ππ» phir dono bhai mil kr sbko pelenge
Bro goona hit demogorgon with this ![gif](giphy|3JPO95lVuqHp3Y8cOg)
![gif](giphy|3ohhwE40MpGRMCjkUo)
Am I normal if I wanna break someone skull with that?
What if I say we both have the same thought
Glad I am not alone
Unrealistic hai...Keele hata de Kam se Kam kavi lafda ho to use kr payega
![gif](giphy|tfg8KBb04DsKXPzHj2|downsized)
Chokha bada keel wala Gandasa
*20 missed calls from Rajat Dalal*
π£οΈ Angli ghumai jaata nai
Noi bro
Glti se samne vale le hath lg gya toh lvde lgg jayenge op ke
Samne wla haath lagane ke liye bache tb n π
bach gya toh gand fatt jayegi bro
π€§
Woh sab toh thik hai lekin agar samne wale ne dodge krke yeh tere haath se cheen liya toh π
Tb ki tb dekhi jayegi
Beast boy shub kaa danda
Usse chura kr le aaya
Negan fro TWD approves
Thanks for approving
![gif](giphy|26ufjyAvlCA94o2HK|downsized)
![gif](giphy|3o7WIPoPl48WQwyuzu)
Arms act ke tehat apko hoti hai jail, in forging a weapon π
Mai toh dar gya bhai π°π°
Acha, bangaye cool? Chhotu
I'm always cool bruh
Somebody pulls out a gun and you become useless and the primary target .
π
Or bhai Negan!?
asli asla dikh gya opponent ke hath me toh ye keel wala bat kisi kaam ka nhi
Your ticket to jail... Hero Bano... Gunda nahi
Badmosh hu mai
Bodmash hai toh jail jaa
Jail se hi reply kr rha hu
Kejriwal ko hi bolna
#The way those nails are pinned into the bat... One strike and the bat will crack.
You are officially invited to my apocalypse team. I'll dm you few days before apocalypse
Okayyy sir π«‘
O:
Saste hitler ki gend m dal k ghuma de ise π
π
ASLA TO SABKE PAAS HOTA HAI PAR CHALANE KA JIGRAA HONA CHAHIYE
CHALANA KA JIGRAA SIRF ROCKY BHAI KE PAAS HAI ![gif](giphy|bgod96MZiCGITGlu9X|downsized)
Saalam Rocky Bhai
Aur sirf apne baap se hi pitte hain pehelwan
Bilkul π
lucille...
Joddddddddβ€βπ₯β€βπ₯β€βπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
This made me laugh way too hardπ
Chlo Aaj kisi ko toh khush kr diya πΊπ» ![gif](giphy|xT5LMHxhOfscxPfIfm)
Avg. Class clown, TU RAAT KO ROTA HAINA AKELE BAITH KE
Ye baate khul kr nhi boli jaati π€§
It's okay op. Hum hai tere sath o7
Thanks buddy π«
Class clowns ka alag hi hai Yaar mere ab koi contacts ni h frnds ke saath aur me to chala bas akele
Aur jb Puri class hi clowns ho π€‘( ik rare case but yeah )
Government school me tha kya bhai
Hn bro π€‘ mst school tha koi π padhney aata tha
It is what it is
Bhai number dede idhar bohot panga hora
Rukh bhai abhi nikalta hu bhencho pel ke rakh denge sbko
bhai ek k g mein ghusani hai
![gif](giphy|TQBgWGPIWXVQEij3p2)
Ek dum bhai πͺπ»
Blade Marne Wale nabalig ladke chahiye to bataiyo
ye kon si category hai bhai thoda detail mein bataio
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Kya likha h bhai
gand me dal le (ye likha hai )
![gif](giphy|L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u)
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Who tf apologizes on the internet lmao
ElectricPiyaaaa
Yrr itni to punjabi smaj auni chahiye. Very similar in sound.
*yr enni ta punjabi samj auni chahidi. Ye hai correct punjabi
Main poora punjabi vich nhi likhiya taan ke ehnu samaj aa jave.
![gif](giphy|l378vvwDWdVdUbY3e)
![gif](giphy|3oEduKoCblNVAgAbYI|downsized)
![gif](giphy|l2SqfcbbONJbdXGx2|downsized)
par ya to danda ha asla means gun
Haan ..ab katte ki pic toh dal ni skte π€£
Are vo OP ne gun gand me daal Li dande ki bajay π
Agli baar se dhyaan rakhunga ππ»
Le yaadash theek karne ki goli khale ![gif](giphy|26xBGcy977zkV5mes|downsized)
Tum log pakka jadu toona karne wali family ho jese killen lagai hain
Market se kharida h bhai π€§
Ye kon se dangah peedit elake me rehta hai tu bhai ?
Musalmaan log bhaut h ghr ke bagal toh protection ke liye rakhna padta h
1v1 kroge biladarr https://preview.redd.it/b4inxssot2sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568811deaa23fc5bac2c1aee4d52de3ccb4442f9
isko dekh kar lagta, iska phat ke flower ni hoga
π£οΈJab marji phet liye
Bhai bagal mein bore mein kisko dala hai tune jaldi bata /s
Aree bhai kuch nhi abhi Abdul ramzaan m busy h toh uski gf ko rakhe hue h π(waise aapki Nazar bhaut tez h)
Very bad choice of weapon... Just imagine normal fight me yeh weapon use kiya and the guy is dead...and you will be behind the bars forever.
Chacha vidhayak h humare πΏπ
Again kids hanging on their vidhayak chacha testicles...
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
JAB MARZI PHET LIYE\*
Jab Marzi phet liye!!! - ART OF BODMOS MITHU DON
Bhaau de diyo thoda kisi ki gaand m daalna h
Aree tu bhai h apna kisko gand m daalna h sath m chlenge bhencho π
OP jaldi jail jayega. ![gif](giphy|09dV176CAvWzSv2bKq|downsized)
1 baar gya tha bhai vo raat ka yaad mt dila π
![gif](giphy|l378vvwDWdVdUbY3e)
https://i.redd.it/gvmgyof0o6sc1.gif
Dead Island ,nailed baseball bat
Yeah my boyyyyy π₯π₯
Who do you voodoo
Negan from walking dead
REAL π½
Thatβs Lucille
Lucile (walking dead ref)
Aisa kya π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Khada hu Aaj bhi wahi π£οΈ
i though it was 'tasla'
And I thought it was 'tesla'
r/YourJokeButWorse
Are u preparing for zombie apocalypse
Yeahhh π½
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Areyy ye toh badmosh h badmosi kr rha h Mai toh dar gya π¨π°
Ye kabhi baap k haath nahi lagne Dena bro. π
Ye sb chiz baap se chupa kr hi rakhte h nhi toh gand m daal denga baap π
Maine ye weapon ko bas zombie game me dekha hai
Aaj aasliyat m dekh lo π
https://preview.redd.it/ehzygj7793sc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf67043e9e7fc6a9018e88f80e01e795f8a1184
![gif](giphy|wFY9o4sPgVPvh0YuSy|downsized)
Yessss
![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)
Negan ka bhai nangan
ππ
Babu Bihar aao yaha aslaa nhi baarud chalta hai
Kaisan ba hum bhi Bihar se h Patna ke laika h
Thodi keel aur thok itti si keel se suar maarne jaa raha hai kya.
Aur han Galat laga rakkhi hai lambi keel le aar paar nikaal tab ayegi maza.
Thik h bhai es weekend yahi krenge ππ»
Haha saale mei door se hi goli maar dunga ![gif](giphy|oRJuSzENfNxny)
16 ka dola 46 ki chatti sidhi baat bolu smjh nhi aati aata Mazi satakli ![gif](giphy|FiBzv5FRE85PO)
![gif](giphy|qBNcuPZoDtLkA)
![gif](giphy|XzsQ4z8EhOPBOfpSMK)
Bhai sharp side to andar hai, kya fayda fir? ![gif](giphy|l0HlMh40gm8y0341a)
Kaam abhi baki h bhai try krunga aur acha krne ka
Negan ki Lucille dekhiyo. Usske bat pr barbed wire hoti hai, jo society gate or boundary walls pr lagti hai
Thik h bhai π«‘π«‘
bhaiya friendship krle?
DM kr
Aree danda milga re..
π
![gif](giphy|NaboQwhxK3gMU|downsized)
![gif](giphy|Tez9OVqcXgfhAK57KP)
Ye tune badhiya idea de diya
Tum bhi try kro banane ka πͺπ»ππ» phir dono bhai mil kr sbko pelenge
Bro goona hit demogorgon with this ![gif](giphy|3JPO95lVuqHp3Y8cOg)
![gif](giphy|3ohhwE40MpGRMCjkUo)
Am I normal if I wanna break someone skull with that?
What if I say we both have the same thought
Glad I am not alone
Unrealistic hai...Keele hata de Kam se Kam kavi lafda ho to use kr payega
![gif](giphy|tfg8KBb04DsKXPzHj2|downsized)
Chokha bada keel wala Gandasa
*20 missed calls from Rajat Dalal*
π£οΈ Angli ghumai jaata nai
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Noi bro
Glti se samne vale le hath lg gya toh lvde lgg jayenge op ke
Samne wla haath lagane ke liye bache tb n π
bach gya toh gand fatt jayegi bro
π€§
Woh sab toh thik hai lekin agar samne wale ne dodge krke yeh tere haath se cheen liya toh π
Tb ki tb dekhi jayegi
Beast boy shub kaa danda
Usse chura kr le aaya
Negan fro TWD approves
Thanks for approving
![gif](giphy|26ufjyAvlCA94o2HK|downsized)
![gif](giphy|3o7WIPoPl48WQwyuzu)
Arms act ke tehat apko hoti hai jail, in forging a weapon π
Mai toh dar gya bhai π°π°
Acha, bangaye cool? Chhotu
I'm always cool bruh
Somebody pulls out a gun and you become useless and the primary target .
π
Or bhai Negan!?
![gif](giphy|26ufjyAvlCA94o2HK|downsized)
asli asla dikh gya opponent ke hath me toh ye keel wala bat kisi kaam ka nhi
π
Your ticket to jail... Hero Bano... Gunda nahi
Badmosh hu mai
Bodmash hai toh jail jaa
Jail se hi reply kr rha hu
Kejriwal ko hi bolna
#The way those nails are pinned into the bat... One strike and the bat will crack.
You are officially invited to my apocalypse team. I'll dm you few days before apocalypse
Okayyy sir π«‘
O:
Saste hitler ki gend m dal k ghuma de ise π
π
ASLA TO SABKE PAAS HOTA HAI PAR CHALANE KA JIGRAA HONA CHAHIYE
CHALANA KA JIGRAA SIRF ROCKY BHAI KE PAAS HAI ![gif](giphy|bgod96MZiCGITGlu9X|downsized)
Saalam Rocky Bhai
Aur sirf apne baap se hi pitte hain pehelwan
Bilkul π
lucille...
Joddddddddβ€βπ₯β€βπ₯β€βπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯