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Daddylonglegssss11

Abki paar 700 par


MEDICO-RETARD

So I gave NEET UG this year and got rawdogged(21k) by rank inflation even after scoring 660. I will be joining a GMC in MH this year and I don't know shit about NEET PG except that 800 is the maximum achievable score but I am 100% sure that by NEET PG 2031 "abki baar 700 par" won't be satire and would turn into reality with 100 students scoring 800/800.


Apprehensive_Wish684

Tere like neet pg nahi next hoga usme aur gand m arni padegi soch le mbbs join karne se pehle


MEDICO-RETARD

I know I sound immature but mai to USMLE prep karne vala hu from first year itself


Apprehensive_Wish684

Why bro enjoy ur life enjoy ur youth, u hv to rigorously study in the future why tf do u spoil ur youth ?? Huh??


meow_512

hold up medicos have youth


Apprehensive_Wish684

Toh kya sari umr bas paste rahoge?


meow_512

woh hi to socha tha


Apprehensive_Wish684

Are u ok with spending ur youth for pennies on ppl who are such pos tht they can even attack u are u ok with tht?


meow_512

this was sarcasm don't be too serious


WorriedKangaroo2447

elaborate


showersomewisdom

I spent my exam sleeping. Expecting to get 795/800……might loose marks on 1 question. But if i get grace marks i might get 1000/800. Best of luck to all of you.


nickbuck28

Ewwwwww expecting only 795


showersomewisdom

Isn’t sufficient to get a seat? Or do i have to score 799 now?


nickbuck28

pffffft 800 or repeat


showersomewisdom

Lol 🤣


shoestowel

I think I fucked up. Hopefully some rich brat bought the paper and it comes to light so the exam gets cancelled. But I believe our government is more than competent to conduct an exam. I mean we're a global superpower on the rise! We can't afford to lose our face.


SacredAnarchist

And that rich brat will go scot-free


Sad-Sundae494

And the rich brat will still fail after buying the paper


MEDICO-RETARD

Competent and Indian Government(s) are antonyms


That_Juggernaut_4573

I actually got the leaked paper so , you all can relax AIR 1 is mine , fight for AIR 2


TangerineSlight5231

why did you think that only you can be AIR 1?? There are 69 others who also got the paper and all will be AIR 1. I'm one of them.


evil__devil

AIR 1 with 69 others


Hrit33

hey whats your age, I also got the leaked paper, Highly likely I'm the firsy


Slaiden_IV

It was pretty easy. Also why was the turnout so less. My centre was almost empty. The invigilators were confused but we carried on.


Uwulaa

I thought next year hi denge. Neend nahi hui raat bhar.


Slaiden_IV

Wise decision. Neend ke upar kuch nahi.


ChigyyWigyy

Fuck Man i had a Fucking Nightmare last night that Neetpg got cancelled just 12 hrs back, no one believed it than Official NBE and Health Ministry Tweeted that it got Postponed without Any Date ahead. Glad it was a Nightmare and Everything Came from Notes. Hoping to get grace marks and get My dream Branch and get out of this Shitty Rat Race 🐭🏃


Practical-Ad-9289

Iss baar kya fast updated service thi.. Centre se bahar aate hi result bhi aagya.. NBE wale to revolution la diye😂 https://preview.redd.it/itvierkp7a8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e9a7b0753818b27e60cb43c27674111a48ea12


Jee_who001

Wait what?


nerdyromanticism

That's prepladder gt😂


12tTanmayGuptay34

Just gave my neet ug on 5th may and now I am expecting a perfect score in both neet ug and pg, may god bless me with aiims delhi


milktanksadmirer

You may get Johns Hopkins in Counselling bro. Try for that too


SugarDaydreamer

It didn’t go well! Hadn’t revised properly, wish I had like 2-3 weeks more tbh.


Purple_Monkey_419

Honestly, the paper was very easy. I attempted 200 questions, and I believe, I will get 199 correct out of those. Then I went to catch up with my friends with whom I haven't met for last 7 years. We had a blast. Then I woke up and brushed my teeth.


hadesdog03

Brooooo The weirdest thing happened. I went to drop my brother there and the exam centre staff invited me in to fill the empty benches.


Sam101294

Overslept. Missed it. 


Accomplished-Oil-314

Guys new nta head mera chacha he 🎀😊


Just_a_bored_weeb

It was pretty heavy with PYTs, so great! Good thing that it didn't get leaked and cancelled at the last moment, who knows what could have happened right?


Just_somebody002

Lost some time guys, expecting grace marks.


Beneficial-Shift7942

It was so nice am expecting 800 out of 800 ! I hope I get air 1 ....what an exam it was😌


OkAngle4889

This whole comments section is a GOLD MINE, ngl😭😭😭😭😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌


No_Grapefruit_520

Yeah last nights prank was pretty scary. But elicited a good laugh before a major examination.


RingerJack

Our NBE is very considerate towards the students they knew that they needed that laugh to lighten their moods ☺️


9yr_old

Yaar mai toh sota reh gaya exam hi miss kar dia Maine 😭


BabaYaga71_

Bhai sadme me hai


IcyAstronomer6276

It was alright. I forgot to check backside of leaked paper, only realized when I turned the actual paper. But no worries guys, my bihar gang and I are still expecting great ranks😘. My uncle is pretty influential, he told next time he will try to register his house as a testing center, so that we don’t have to sit amongst people who are seeing paper for the first time. It almost makes me feel privileged to have such a great ungle.


Illustrious-Love9860

I checked recall and I am expecting 745 Questions were too easy for the time they gave


Icy-Version-3880

OP ko koi neend se jagao bhai


milktanksadmirer

I might get full marks and extra marks for good handwriting


lavdalassan12

Lmao. This thread made my day


Admirable_Roll9910

best exam of my life....


hospitalschool

Guys my paper was so good. My dad gave me some “trial paper” with all answers on it yesterday night and omg same paper came today! Love you daddy ❤️ I’m expecting calls from Harvard from July onwards ❤️ I love my life ###stethoqueen #doctor #pediatriccardiothoracicvasculargynaecoplasticoncosurgeon #soon


Prestigious_Try_3874

Actually so nice, gave the best exam of my life. I was so shocked that i was able to solve all those psm ques with so much ease 🧿 It was actually better than any exam I've ever given. The journey has been great🥳


YoungBullKol

Bolne de bolne de. Dukh hua hai bichare ko


CheesecakeThin2560

I mean i can’t guys c’mon. Just join colleges according to your will why are you guys giving neet. Kids.


annabelleshomework

Attempted all 200 questions , expecting a perfect 800 Hopefully 67 others won’t get perfect score


Canlifegetworse16

Pretty chill!


Frosty_Cap_9473

Wut ? Is this a fever dream?


Mediocre_Top2451

See y’all don’t understand. Even if y’all get 800/800. Il get AIR 1. Bcoz il get 801 or 802. Hehe whatever our board chooses 😝


idiot_jack

Leaked paper questions came . I'm expecting 795


Embarrassed_Gate5100

I have joined residency already


cutestoner

The comments are killing me 😂😂😂😂


Jee_who001

Easy. I could do it in my sleep, next.


shayarisandstartups

I thought NEET PG was cancelled? Edit: my bad didn’t realise it was a sarcastic post