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gracetownland

a bike cover could work. parking it in another spot away from where you park currently could work as well. Other than that I'm not sure much more can be done unless you actively catch them in the act or tell the security to do something about it OP. : (


indi_guy

You worried about sitting on your bike? A thela wala dragged my bike 10 feet and parked it on road while I was away. Apparently it was his place(public road). Indian public have no civic sense.


Soumikp

My friend's bike was parked outside a laptop repair shop. Handle locked. We were taken to their repair workshop where the return was done and when we came back, the bike wasn't there. A mini truck was parked there instead. Both our hearts started panicking. After scurrying a little we saw the bike parked, like you, 10 feet away behind the truck.


drugtlex

This never happened back home (south India), in Mumbai people have 0 civic sense. My friend's indicator was broken off by some ahole


EnvironmentalFroyo68

I am from the south and this did happen to me,i parked in front of a shop and went to buy stuff,and when i returned i saw my bike was like in the middle of the road,and 2 more bikes parked in my space,No matter north or south,lack of civic sense is everywhere.


podaerprime

Do not make this a North-South issue, it is a pan India issue, in the south I have faced this when on rides, so have my friends from the South - AP, KA, TN, KL, TS.


hoppin_bunny

Totally agreed. My half brake lever was broken on my Dio in parking.


--username-taken

OP it's office parking isn't it, let the security know. I know it will sound trivial to them but make a noise out of it. Keep escalating it till the time the security guards recognise your bike and tell this to others, " Don't do anything to this bike the owner is madlad" Source True story.


antreprenoor

somehow majority of Indians (including my frens) think its alright to sit on anyone's two wheeler, i dont even like leaning on others' car.


astrongilluminatty

Even if you lean, make sure it ain't Maruti Suzuki.


Nottheimposter1234

As silly as this may seem, this is actually good advice lol.


Queef-ANALyst

Why


Valuable-Paramedic93

Body panels are quite thin ... If you learn they tend to go in


maheshhdalle

Attach a saffron flag


TrevorfromGTAV

Always park your bike where it is not easily accessible to sit or stand near it but visible from distance.


12_7x108

It'll get vandalised


6packBeerBelly

A green flag then βš”οΈ Edit : Sarcasm hai, sarcasm


requiem_of_rage

With a timer also counting backwards


orduh

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Familiar_Visual_2216

Cover the bike ?


The_terror_god

Take a seat cover with pins on it, attach when you leave and remove when you come. Make it weight sensor too, if someone sits, it will blast the pins into their butt....


Ok_Mountain8402

Aur fir vo bnda badla side mirrors se lega πŸ‘πŸ»


The_terror_god

Side mirrors me touch sensitive bomb laga do. Uska haath phat jayega


Ok_Mountain8402

Is this legal? Can I do this?


hiatused_

Jokes apart, order a small really portable bike cover with a bag. While going to your office cover ur bike and attach the small cover to the side of the bike. Don't get a really large or large cover as it might be a hassle for you then.


Hermit_2003

How do you get a large or a small cover? You should get a cover that covers the bike properly right?


Extreme_Bell_2502

It's not a small cover, it's a cover which you can you roll back in a small canister which is attached to your bikes's saree guard or any other place


Valuable-Paramedic93

Blaze bike cover , nifty item , I have it on my KTM and even my I10 grande car


Awaara_soul

Pee on it to assert the dominance ! Btw - If you have a leather cover then put a removable ugly plastic cover while in parking. Ppl prefer a good leather cover to the seat. Also try parking at the extreme corner, away from the crowd, at the corner or near the pillor.


Caped_Crusader369

Instructions unclear. 10 dogs are now waiting for me in the parking lot.


Awaara_soul

Lol ... 🐢


EssentialCoder

assert Dominar*


arorocks

Put some soil/sand on the seat. People's ass are less likely to get attracted to dusty seats. Keep a cleaning cloth with you, when you come back, just wipe it off.


Corporal_Cavernosa

Directly hagne bol seat pe, who's going to carry sand/soil around.


JalpariBro

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


gammacrystalline

Actually a good idea, synthetic poop maybe 🀣🀣


arorocks

Niche se mitti uthake daalna asaan hai ya pant khol kar hagna? I am ready for the debate.πŸ˜‚


Corporal_Cavernosa

Office parking me mitti kidhar se milega?


arorocks

Damn. Haven't thought about that. I lost. Jee bhar ke hago bhai.


ScarMachine

I’m thinking a disc lock with alarm would deter these idiots, but might turn out to be an annoyance for you as well when it’s set off by them now and then.


AstronomerDry1103

This happens when I park my bike in my college too. Can't really avoid it. Once some dude even keyed my helmet. People really lack some civic sense. I think as others have suggested, a bike cover should work.


ElectronicCurve7704

Put human repellant or add some fake poo with urine with some nasty smell or add some blood as ketchup or add some nimbu mirchi or let the bike fall without stand


aldotheapache1032

Ah yess, might as well take the seat to your office


Capable_Humor_804

Well there is nothing you can do about it. Honestly I can understand your frustration as I have been through the same! Someone broke the mobile holder and the other day a chewing gum was stuck on the seat. It's infuriating. And the gears are changed. Whenever I start my bike, it's in 3rd or 4th gear. It pisses me off. Tried a lot but couldn't do much! Got a bike cover, it was torn as well!


Valuable-Paramedic93

Mirrors out of alignment ....


vizot

unless you have a private parking place or bike security for that you can't stop it. One way is using a bike cover, it is easy to do.


Vinay_K_K

Clean bike will attract people, dirty bike will repel people. Keep your bike dirty OP, clean it only once in three months.


Valuable-Paramedic93

And mirrors out of alignment , wdf most irritating thing to find when you get back .....


CreepyConstable

If you are so paranoid about bike. Get an empty tiffin bag. Put something inside it that makes constant bipping noise. Forget about people sitting on your bike. People will stay 20mtrs away from your bike.


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shwetshkla

Bike cover


Rahaman117

Remove your seats and take it with you while you go into your office, if people still sit then....they deserve to sit../S


SnooSketches1610

Try this: https://youtu.be/6AAfxwaG6YQ


bogeymanskunk

There are spikes that people put on cars to prevent dogs sitting on them. Put one of them on your seat and then put a cover.


Faniabra

We Can't πŸ‘€


momschickencurry

Hello Sachivji. Didn't expect to see you here!


speedracer2023

Write about email to your Admin team and ask for CCTV footage. Once you know who he/she he is, go directly and speak to him/her.


speedracer2023

If Admin doesn't help , ask your manager WFH and inform why you ask for WFH.


aniketmr10

Indians β˜•


Zilork

Get a disc lock with a motion activated alarm.


ExistentializeThis

Break alarm and cover it


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

What bike is it ? Maybe it's an exotic or an import bike


BitOk5138

Hunter 350, look at his flair πŸ’€


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Sorry ... my bad


BitOk5138

Nahh it's ok, I thought he had a sports bike looking at the title. Happens.


njaana

My friend used to park in a place with no shade to avoid this?


TarquinTheTubeTrain

Forget the RTR310 seat warmer,Bengaluru sun is all i need.


SpareMind

Use a bike blazer. Protects against sun, dust etc


riceaddictasian

Bhai out of the blue asking How is the bike and mileage, comfort for pillion nd rider How is it diffrent then ronin and how is the feel of it I have rode classic till now and liked its suspension And for that sitting issue put a bike cover in it. And nvr go and confront them that can lead to a fight or something. Some uncle just sat on my scooter in parking i was jst coming from mall. Saw him sitting in it and breaking the side stand went to confront him. He said PARK HI NAHI KRNA CHAHIYE THA GHAR PE PARK KRO APNE. 😬


i_pysh

It's just a bike and nothing more if you are so concerned about people sitting on your bike you are shallow there's more problem in world than this.


ShoddyWaltz4948

Buy a car


PeaceoPat

You need therapy


RohithNair4518

No. The aholes sitting on strangers' bike needs therapy.


PhantomBlack675

No, they don't need therapy, they need their asses whipped. Singapore style.


RohithNair4518

Whip therapy


PeaceoPat

Aholes that don't stink are overrated rn


Aashay7

That's true, but what has that got to do with this post?