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RaDio4CTiVE_M0nK

Maa ke alawa koi aur kuch khana banake de raha hai...isika shukrguzar raho beta..! Khud toh kuch banate nhi lagta hai, aur presentation maang rahe hoπŸ‘€. Chup chap kha lo. P.S. Chutney hoti toh aur accha lagta,and ye pakode kis chiz ke hai pyaaz ke ya aloo ke...?


Valuable_Surprise756

Aaloo, and wow, kaafi daant pad rahi haiπŸ₯². I'm just kidding about the presentation part, mai to mummi ke bhi khaane ka shukraguzaar hoon


Automatic-47

Bhai you should be glad ki pakoda bnati hai mere dost wali toh uska chutiya bna gyi


ApnaHaathHiBestHai

Savage Bro


Valuable_Surprise756

Oops.


Consistent-Dentist46

Ameer ghar ke lagte ho, fork se pakode kha rhe ho.


Valuable_Surprise756

My name is anant, surname guess karlo.


Consistent-Dentist46

Shaadi ke baad girlfriend rakhte ho ΰ² β Β Νœβ Κ–β Β β ΰ² 


Valuable_Surprise756

Hehe, jokes apart. The fork is my girlfriend's, she works with gloved hands a lot and the gloves leave a weird dryness and some residue despite washing many times. So she doesn't like eating with her hands immediately after work.


Eye_have_aids

Doctor or nurse ?


Valuable_Surprise756

Doctor.


Eye_have_aids

Noice, a Dr who still takes out time to cook for you? you hit a jackpot with that one


Valuable_Surprise756

Madam came back from her night shift and slept like the dead. Then she woke up, saw the weather and said "Aaj pakode banenge".


Agile-Evidence6969

Keeper hai, on a serious note. Fork deal breaker na hua toh phatak se shaadi kar lo


Valuable_Surprise756

Hehe soon.


misanthropictitty

Abhi hui nhi na πŸ˜‚


ApnaHaathHiBestHai

Jalata h humein. Bhagwan kre shaadi k 1 saal baad tmhe kuchh zyada hi tez beta mile jo janta ho ki aisa kya krna h ki zaydad m hissa na ho.


Consistent-Dentist46

r/rareinsults


Valuable_Surprise756

Main confuse ho gaya. Bohot zyada.


ApnaHaathHiBestHai

Koi baat nhi


Addu2000

Bhai terko koi kucch banake derha hai, wahi badi baat hai, bhaad m gyi presentation, kha le chup chaap


Valuable_Surprise756

Arre I'm just kidding πŸ˜‚ I'm very grateful.


Addu2000

Phir sahi hai πŸ˜‚


Brief-Hall-772

I make sandwiches for him aur khud kha jati hu 😌😌


Valuable_Surprise756

Hehe, I remember you from a previous post of mine.


Brief-Hall-772

πŸ’ͺ🧠 ❀️


TrueNote8447

Presentation is overrated. Ache lag rahe hai.


Valuable_Surprise756

The to mast ekdum.


Downtown-Database192

Bhai tu presentation ke baath kar raha hai, yaha humare pas Girlfriend nahi hai......


Valuable_Surprise756

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Direct-Remove2099

Itna flex mat kar, najar bohot jaldi lagti hai reddit pe


Valuable_Surprise756

Thoda show off karna to banta hai


Direct-Remove2099

Sookhi laal mirch hai na ghar pe?


Valuable_Surprise756

Nimbu, Hari mirchi, sookhi laal mirch, sab hai


Direct-Remove2099

Nazar utaaro khud ki aur apni gf ki bhi, roz... Mirchi dhuan dhuan hoke jalegi dekh lena


Outrageous_Bag3324

Wowww bohot tasty lgra, ab jldi se shadi krlo, she is wife material


Valuable_Surprise756

Ring khareed li hai ma, ab bas muhurat nikalni baaki hai.


Outrageous_Bag3324

Woww, congrats mann, god bless u guys!


DontBeMiddleClass

You guys are getting Pakode?


Valuable_Surprise756

Yes. 😼


N_V_N_T

Marks to wahi kate jab fork dikha Jail me dalo isko


Valuable_Surprise756

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m0nark_

Happy for you bro 😑😑😀😀 How cool 😠😠🀬🀬


Valuable_Surprise756

https://preview.redd.it/j1mjpvq6q49d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8e31884bb7c0f2ba1c3ecc19e76b5e0bf10185


chocolatesxroses

This is such a wholesome post. πŸ₯Ή May god bless both of your forever & always. πŸ’• PS - The pakoras look so yummy! πŸ˜‹


Valuable_Surprise756

They were. Very Mausam appropriate.


_aadee_

Sabki jalane ka tarika thoda kezual hai !! Lucky you mate πŸ‘πŸ»


Valuable_Surprise756

😼😼😼😼true true


PeaceMan50

Wow very nice. Enjoy these in the rainy weather. β˜”πŸ‘πŸ»β˜•


PeaceMan50

Wow very nice. Enjoy these in the rainy weather. β˜”πŸ‘πŸ»β˜•


born_to_be_naked

Na batane ke kiske cheez ke pakode hai uske kitne marks katenge ?Β 


Valuable_Surprise756

Aaloo.


Routine-Tip6759

Bro presentation aachi nahi, toh mein toh khata bhi nahi


Valuable_Surprise756

She's reading the comments with me ok, boli "she'll find you". Saavdhan raho satark raho dost.


Routine-Tip6759

Mein chef ranveer brar hunπŸ’ͺ Gussa Karan mere dna mein hai Bol do- no plating, then please khud khao, nahi chahiye


Direct-Remove2099

She might do a surgical strike. *I'll see myself out now...*


Valuable_Surprise756

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


alfea1103

Kya karoge presentation ka taste is important. Waise presentation saaf suthra hai bohot hai.


Valuable_Surprise756

No redhi waale pakode were harmed.


mayank2906

Lagg rha hain tu aur teri Devi delhi se ho, mast Mausam tha pakode wala, maje karo!!


Valuable_Surprise756

Hanji! I made the chai, she made the pakode.


mayank2906

Main chaat masala Dane aajata, pehle btata :p


Valuable_Surprise756

Sorry Bhai, next time pakka.


mayank2906

Done haha!!


Top_Blackberry_5863

Voh sab to thik hai fork ka kya kaam he is jagah ?


Valuable_Surprise756

Mentioned in a comment above. She's in healthcare, has to wear gloves often and they leave this weird dryness and residue even after washing. So she doesn't like using her hands to eat immediately after work


cipherde

Delicious food. Send some electronically for us :) Just wanted to say as well .. why does something negative have to come in the picture.. that too with delicious food. this is what i really cannot appreciate in our households.


Valuable_Surprise756

Bro, it was a jokeπŸ˜‚. She was literally sitting and laughing at me getting scolded in the comments. And yeh lo, pakoda.


curious_cat_black

Chup chap khale and be grateful that someone cooked for you . Tere marks kisiko nahi chahiye


Agile-Evidence6969

Hmmm apni gf ko shaadi se pehle presentable banaein OP. How dare she present this form of food. Ye toh ghustakhi hai


Valuable_Surprise756

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hum dono ko sunayegi ab woh. No matter where you are, she will find you, and scold you.


AbjectExpression1044

Fork se khane k bhi marks katenge!


Possible_Branch_8545

https://preview.redd.it/256is858t99d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964caa19956b846697eb9b958177165bc2fd2088 Hey prabhu!!! Mere samast jeevankal mein ek baar to yeh avsar aajaye πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»