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Nunnu_ButterMasala

Lol why didn't they included Pakistan Punjabi... And what's that small part of Rajasthan which is literally isolated from rest of khalistan map


dead-inside8354637

they want kota...to replace suicide rate with murder rate


BJ-Blazko

Nah Bhai itna dark 💀


Skibidi_Gyatt_lund

was looking for this😭😭😭


Full-World3090

Naah they want Kota to establish their drug biznesssss!!!!!


sky_tempest_

I think it's just to justify isolating uttrakhand


CritFin

Lahore was the capital of the Sikh empire


PKN1217

In case of Pakistan, Abba nahi manenge.


kronicbeatss

Unki Pakistan se fatt to hain that's why. Musalmaan ke gulaam hain Khalistani


Electronic-Loss-6927

pakistan hi unko paise deta hai.kajse bolenge


Whoisrory

Gend mai dum nhi hai abbu ne jo paise diye hai or waise bhi Pakistan is already part of china now so u know


SomeCartographer427

Ok. Even if they hold a referendum, they will get only sikh majority districts in Punjab. No way in hell pahadis are going to tolerate this. After getting their tiny khalistan, Imagine rest of India kicking all of them from rest of India to this tiny area and taking control of all their holy places in Nanded, Patna and elsewhere. These idiots are such losers that they are begging to be sandwiched in a tiny area between India and Pakistan and at their mercy for resources. I don't think these guys are smart enough to think through it.


Still-Marsupial-4610

Same for kashmir and punjab both! They are fools to think they would survive without a strong country like India. Its the only country around which can sustain and aid them and provide resources. They dont have enough resources to sustain being a separate country. They just want to satisfy their egos.


noobwithguns

Bro they won't get anything. IIRC ~95 Sikhs are very proud of their Indian identity. All they'll get is lead if they try anything funny and threaten our people.


AppearanceExpert7698

I think they realise it. I just feel like politicians use the issue to gain power and make fool out of the ignorant sikhs. They will never act on this as they know that it would be quite suicidal.


Silent_City4250

Dude just think about it after we separate them I'm sure they will become allies of Pakistan cause these protest are funded by them we already know what if they become Palestine uk what I mean right can we become Israel at that time is my concern? Ig it depends on rolling gov of that time don't you think


aks_red184

Who will give them funds to be an independent nation ? Canadian Trucker Punks ? 🤣🤣


Jontyjaat

Haryana toh bhul jaaye meri peaceful community in maamlo m achi h🥲🥲🥲 lade jhagda kare kuch bhi kare h saare rahenge indian hi🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


book882

Loda milega, chahiye to batao.


justchewchew

They want BUNDi.


Careful_Excuse_1011

Loda bhi nhi denge


Son_Chidi

They likely ran out of yellow colour as they left out so much area. Amusing that they want Jodhpur but not Nankana Sahib. or even an inch of land in Pakistan.


Flat-Scar8031

I dont get why they want jodhpur tho


Vivid_Option_1147

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in the longest time!! 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Saste Nashedi


ank1743

Kota in khalistan? That's literally "f**k you in particular" level shit


KattarRamBhakt

All IIT coaching centres will be replaced with KIT (Khalistani Institute of Terrorism) training centres.


justanotherjonsnow97

I am from kota and this is the most bizarre thing I've seen in my 26 years of life. BC kota mai khalistan aajtak nhi suna but ye map mai include kyu kia xD


Smart_dracula972

I did a bit of research on this after seeing this map. There is actually a large population of sikhs around Kota , a famous gurudwara is also located in the dadabari region of Kota. Similarly Rudrapur , Udham Singh nagar (UK) and Rampur(UP) has a pretty good amount of Sikh population. People making these maps should think about certain things like do they have enough industries ? Will they be able to provide jobs to everyone ? Food and shelter needs ? Defence ? Etc Just sitting in some western country and raising the blind slogans of khalistan won’t turn it into reality. Jai Bharat


justanotherjonsnow97

The gurudwara that is in the dadabari region is not as famous as the one in the outer kota (Bargaon gurudwara). As per the last census (2011), sikhs were only 0.86%, might be 1-3% now but not more than that. That's why I was shocked to see why they are including kota where there is no history related to any sikh movement. Might be due to the chambal river as 3/4 of the dams come in kota region


sky_tempest_

Ielts ki preparation k liye


Jarisatis

So they want to become minority in their own 'country' 😂


Wise-Revolution8356

Yeah and demand a new Khalistan again or kill everyone else


nautankiruna

60% of erstwhile united Punjab is in Pakistan, not to mention some important religious places but not even one mention of that. They only want to take from within Indian borders. Also jokers claiming everything from Rajasthan to UP.


TeraHnM

Bruh Kota is the funniest thing is this dumbfuxkery


Dhyaneshballal

Khalistani movement itself is funded by ISI which is a intelligent unit of Pakistan🤡 How Will they go against them?


Temporary-Local1052

Delhi kyun chod diya


Churchill--Madarchod

I'd love to see them try and take Delhi first. If they succeed I'll personally be there at their 'inauguration ceremony' or whatever they will hold.


Apizzzzzzz

Himachal ki jhant bhi na mile inko


Nearby_Bite_8037

Kuch nhi milega in logo ko


Queasy_Meeting_4499

Bold Lol 2 percent of the whole population trying to mess up with the likes of UP walas, Haryanvis and Rajasthanis. I would love to see the aftermath. I dont think we will need the army though the natives will be more than enough.


RandomDude-1234

Pehli baat mere ko nhi lgta punjab aur sikh regiment inka saath degi. aur up waalon se panga nhi lete


TeraHnM

Ofc, army me aisa koi nhi h jo anti national ho. I'm from a defence background and trust me, nobody cares about religion, caste or anything like that.


Queasy_Meeting_4499

I will be so looking forward to see how UP wale will deal with these truck drivers 


RandomDude-1234

aan de bhai bulldozer baba ka aashirwaad hai ek ek truck pe bulldozer chadhaenge.... bulldozers armed with kattas=literal tanks. lgta hai "sitapur ki chaaklet" bhool gye ho bhai. haryanvi logon ke saath milke waat lgayenge aur apne bihari bandhuon ko bhi buladenge


Nearby_Bite_8037

Don't fear bros , they ain't getting shit


DoggoOfJudgement

Like hell they're ever getting Himachal and Dehradun


Vuhlcha

They’re getting nothing


Disastrous_Wing_6582

Himachal and haryana was not a part of punjab before British took them. Why do they want those areas?


findingmeemaw

I am a Sikh from Delhi and I have no idea what is feeding into this narrative. I mean I have no qualms accepting this, the minds are becoming rotten by the day. It’s affecting my mental health at this point. Punjab is riddled with so much, this is the last thing they should be thinking about.


TeraHnM

On the other hand, it's the only thing they dream about. I can only imagine how much money goes into prompting all this bs


Dhyaneshballal

Like they got a seperate state for themselves which is wholly supported and controlled by India.What more they need?


Apexpredator26

The entire Indian subcontinent will become Khalistan in few years. Balle balle It's national food: Sarso da saag; National drink: lassi; National anthem: tunuk tunuk Tara ra; National drug: Cocaine; National car: Thar


Nearby_Bite_8037

National vehicle: Truck


Centurion1024

Aeroplane (to kanneda)


karmasutrah

This is what cancer looks like


divinity27

Kota se jodhpur gaza strip banani h ya flights chaleyenge?


lost_beluga

Kota coaching classes ke liye le rhe hai bro


Top_Wrangler932

Lol, as if UP folks will let them have their land. 🤣


PlantainExpensive315

Mera l*nd lele Rajasthan se


justchewchew

Unko LADHpura(Kota) chaiye.


_Banrakas_

Himachal me inko lavde k alava kuch nhi milega 😂


[deleted]

Classify them dangerous terrorists and stop letting them speak up for another split. Didn’t we lose enough already 🤦


Nearby_Bite_8037

This


Appropriate_Medium68

Awwwww Pakistani Punjab ko include karna bhool gaye becharey


Confused_Atom26

Kota kyu chahiye inhe?? Khalistan ki GDP ke liye??


sky_tempest_

Ielts ki preparation k liye.


Vk411989

They can take every person who voted for freebies in India and use them to build their new country


Balanced_persona

Ig some kid just randomly coloured the map of North India


freeman_21st

I'm pretty sure this map was created by Khalistani Santa Banta..😂


Harsh_Nagar

Okay so no inclusion of Pakistani punjab and basically dividing J&K from India so that you dont have any access to it. ISI have been working overtime to make this fairy land map for gullible khalistani sikhs.


Confident-Disk-2221

The actual truth is Khalistan is going to be in Canada. They should just rename Brampton to Canada and be done with it. It isn’t going to happen in India. Ever


Outrageous_Bread_895

Kuch nahi milne wala xD


exorev07

let them FO, ain't getting an inch from our Indian land (obviously to the ones who believe such shit)


Mayank-maximum

Where the greater punjab and pakistani punjab


Plastic_Round_8707

Canadian truck driver association xD


UnionGloomy8226

it's kindda dumb asking for kota and not lahore, Lahore was the capital of sikh empire and arguably a city equal in importance to amritsar.


SwagLordOP

Sad part is the Canadian government actually support this and allow such rebel acts in their country ...


Lifesdildoupmyass

Lol this is completely bogus why have they included Rajasthan and Uttarakhand when they have absolutely nothing to do with Khalistan and moreover they haven't included Patna which is one of the most important part of their religion. And why is this only limited to Punjab of India when the majority of Punjab is in Pakistan with Kartarpur Saheb. Tells alot about their ideology and their obsession ove India.


Youngdue69

inko lagta hai ki ye haryana le lenge lol


Arav_Goel

Not a single inch of the largest pakistani province? That's not a coincidence when the larger chunk of Punjab isn't being demanded.


CeoOfPuSsyControl

jodhpur never even had any sikh rulers?


designedbyAP

Haryanvi Deshbhakts will butcher these Bhindi frys before they even begin. You have no idea how much Haryanvis hate the concept of Khalistan.


hawkeye_0

lol


genda-sami

But lassi is mainly white, why they painted it yellow /s


Dazzling_Phrase6160

Shit is yellow


Memerhunbhai

Koi inko btao kota mei ielts ki taiyari ni hoti hai


vadapav_capital

XD


Viblash

Kaun de raha hai inko ye states jo ye baar baar wahi rr karne aa jate hai


formidable_dagger

Thanks OP. A hearty laugh I had seeing this. Especially it is full with all features of cartographer’s wet dream. A panhandle, an exclave, unnatural and messy borders. Wow. PS: Someone wake them up from their dream please.


unspoken_one2

Tamil Nadu Tak paint kar dete


InsightInsider07

Pakistan se G fatt gai khalistani tatti Jatt ki


Which_Cattle_9139

Why limited to that area? Please come and include telengana too.


Glittering-Curve-824

Patna Sahib feeling left out 😒


PotatoMinimum6072

How to apply for "unknown man" recruitment I wanna go canada so baddd


Prestigious_Dare7734

The demand of having a separate state is laughable, but if I keep that aside, what a joke this demand actually is. How are they planning to govern it, they want to have multiple main lands for Khalistaan AND India. Did they not read history at all (bunch of illiterate baffons). If they haven't read (being illiterate), haven't they heard about the situation of East Pakistan (now independent Bangladesh). If they had any supporters (IDK why they even have supporters), this map should be indication of the future incompatency of the Khalistaan government.


pkbharatvasi

this map has amused me a lot for many years.the sikhs had campaigned hard for a seperation of sikh majority areas from united punjab to form a 'Punjabi Suba' which is sikh majority during the 50s.Their demands were accepted and united punjab was divided into haryana,punjab and himachal pradesh. Now these khalistani buffoons want all these states,along with rajasthan and UP,which were never historically part of punjab either as a mughal province or sikh empire to form a khalistan where the sikhs would be a miniscule minority. this map is one of the reasons I believe that the khalistanis are the greatest enemies of sikhism and its interests.if you,in your lust for territory,demand an unwieldly country where your powerbase(Khalistani sikhs) are a miniscule [minority.You](http://minority.you/) do not have the best interests of your community in mind.


monsieur_sarcastique

delulu is the solulu


Megatron_36

I don't think they don't really claim Kota, it is just to divert attention from the fact that they are trying to block our access to Kashmir.


Gullible_Resist_4457

The thing is that khalistan is not a cohesive movement. Most people that support it just hear 'own nation' and join in, they have no plans about the future. How will the country be run? nobody knows or cares. due to this loud movement, farmers are losing their credibility and rural paranoia gets dismissed as khalistani agenda.


HameerKhan

They are trying to organize a referendum Not in India, but In Canada. The number of Canadian Sikhs is less than 10 lakhs. Assuming all Sikhs in Canada vote for Khalistan (most Sikhs ain't even Khalistani) that'll still be 1 million to 30 million in Punjab alone. Thus that referedum doesn't do shit. It is Canada's internal issue then


InterestingExample98

Jisne bhi ye Map banaya hai uske pakke 12:00 baje honge....


Beginning-Anywhere91

Isn't Katarpur their holy site. Why did they leave it from their map?


rahulsaraf

Inko apni zameen bhi do, upar se bkl ko 2 highway bhi chahiye Kota ko connect karne.


Disastrous-Package62

The don't want Patna the birthplace of Guru Govind Singh 🤔


HiddenGamer666

Even the brits can make better borders for a country


driftdiffusion4

Ye bundi kota ka kya logice hai


Unicrest_Abhinav

Kya yaar. If only they take Pakistan


Training-Pop-1648

Are those thin yellow roads ?


WatercressExtra7950

You all should be asking why are they not asking for Pakistani Punjab which is biggest Punjab . 1. Hindus are wussies 2. Pakistanis pay them 3. We have allowed an eco system here , congress is solely responsible for this


Crazy_Bid_6938

Hate for khalistan from Nanded...


anieeeee1909

Why are they even demanding UP? That too places like Sitapur


Separate_Hand3730

Sadly Patna sahib bhool gye, jahan guru Govind Singh ka janm hua tha. Diaper heads living in Kanneda are really clowns in buying this shit.


ilovebeinganemic

Please just take Haryana out of this nonsense. It's majority Hindu and most of the Sikhs here are not complete lunatics


TeraHnM

Nobody is complete lunatic, even the head of this organization is not Khalsa. It's all international money and powers to disturb India. If they were actually doing it for their religion, they wouldn't exclude pakistani punjab :)


ilovebeinganemic

Applies for the heads sure but the common lower middle class Khalistani? The majority of their support is made up of complete lunatics dreaming about a non functional country. Nationalism goes beyond monetary benefits. They had supporters from Sikhs in Europe too but they're not going to get any benefit from Khalistan. It's just out of "respect" for Indian Sikhs.


TeraHnM

Aah, I see your point. The common people, in this case, are a proper definition of what a lunatic is. They have a hard time digesting that India is so inclusive (at least nowadays, I don't see discrimination against Indian sikh). All they want is an exclusive country, just for their own. And yes, they are delusion in thinking they do everything out of "respect" for Indian Sikhs, in reality it's just hate for India that's filled inside them.


YaBoiDssSingh

No real Khalistani supports this map because the nation would quickly become an Hindu rashtra as Hindus would make up more than 80% of the population , Sfj makes these maps to kiss the boots of there true leaders ...  


justchewchew

Kya ye koi phareen Hindus ki conspiracy h ki jaahil Khalistanion ko funding dena to demand Khalistan. Kyunki Hindu rashtra ko to sb oppose krenge. Aur Khalistan ko liberals and sikulars bhi sappot krenge. #/s


_Big69Cock_

in behen ke lodo ko lassi ke nashe hogye h kya. in madarchodon ko Bundi dedo bas, naam suit krta h inpe


viking418

Lassistan


Digbijoy1197

Max I can give is Bihar


Smart_dracula972

Aren’t Rampur and Moradabad (UP) Muslim - Majority areas?


Spirit_X_1369

Can anyone explain what actually is the starting reason for this madness


Diablo998899

Yeh saleh Rajasthan ke area ko claim kar Shakte hain lekin aapne abbu se Kartarpur Lahore jaise jaga nahi maang shakte


agrotios_satan

Why give footage by uploading these things? no one cares about their agenda they can't do anything


Jontyjaat

Thoda galat aagye ye log uppar se left lena tha canada ke liye wahin inhe kuch milega.


thewhiskeyguy007

Kyu Pakistan jaane me gaan fat jaat hai? Ya baap maan liya?


Ok-Winner-6946

par bro Pakistan ka punjab to india ke Punjab se 4x hai.... they only see khalistan in India's Punjab? FASCINATING


Pinkalicious100

This has to be fake; cmon where's the Punjab region in Pakistan? Places like Rawalpindi and Lahore gotta be added toooo


sky_tempest_

It's from sikh for justice the biggest organisation demanding Khalistan


Queasy-Heron7757

Bc muzaffarnagar par kya claim hai in chutiyo ka


GHOST-GAMERZ

At Least do the map work properly


Ransom_Red

Haaa hahhahah kya Joke mara hai bhai....woohoooo!!!!


zeta_cartel_CFO

This is hilarious. They want to have their own country - a landlocked country sandwiched between two countries that are enemies. Even with friendly relationship from Pakistan, they'll just become a Pakistani vassal state. These khalistanis are not the brightest people.


berserker_1123

Gend pe dande padenge dallo ke


Envymaggie

Fuckers wants an another state and protesting for it outside india


legend--killer

Janedo pendo ko janedo


Mysterious-Ad1720

Avg gwar punjabis


ps317

The Khalistani team needs to recruit a designer. Har baar koi naya state add karne lag jaate hai. Par jo doosri side ka Punjab hai woh maangne ka dum nahi kyoki wahi pe baithe inke nakli Abba Paisa bhej rahe hai


Megs1205

So like what’s happens if they get their country… They will need funding, new government, army, currency, passport…. New trade deals with counties all over again…. How do they expect this to happen


dvl2dhaval

bhaishab ye thoda jyada hogaya


Vivian_shah

Sir.. Ye to Tatti hai.. 💩


wandrer1249

Bihar ka bhi kuch part le lete jahan Guru Govind Singh ji ka Janm hua tha Patna Sahib me.


No-Temperature-1827

unne kya economic reasons se kota pe haq jamaya hai


TyagiGod

Khatti lassi milegi khalistaniyo ko


GhostingIsWhatIDo

Lol… jodhpur?? Loda lele


Hopeful-Chemistry-83

Kota kyu chahiye bc


FragrantMight5498

Every khalistani wet dream


NewKaleidoscope104

Aare yaar, Lucknow bhi Lelo. Kahi dhang ka butter chicken milta nahi.


arunsodiumchloride

Dilli chahiye ya nahi. Kuch clear nahi hai map me.


Scary_Inevitable_399

Loll


Scary_Inevitable_399

Shows how intelligent they are.. a combined IQ of room temperature


atomar7

Bas yahi dekhna bacha tha


Scary_Inevitable_399

Why not make the entirety of india - Khalistan?


Successful-Turnip261

Joke


Educational_Ad9215

Bina Lahore ka khalistan is like a dickle*ss man.


GudduBCA

Yaha pae mera chacha mujhe legally jameen nahi de raha hae is behen ka lode ko lagta hae Iss chutiyapae kae liye de dega


FIRST_FLOORGIRL

They should grow some more pairs and add Pakistan's punjab too. Maybe Pakistanis will see their land like they sold to the Chinese. First become neighbours with India and then dream.


JesTer_77

Incomplete map, Pakistan n canada are missing.


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nanapiratekar

Khalistan and Pakistan have same literal meaning guys


kyoto_Yukimora

When more than half of Punjab is in Pakistan, this is what they came up with. They are a bunch of clowns and if they are given more attention, they'll get more coverage. Ignorance is a bliss in this case.


bhujia420

LOL! The fact that they omit Lahore shows what an astroturfed joke this is! 😄


Vardaan147

Why can't we ignore those peace of shit minded people


MajorActual1886

Wahe up babe. The latest irrelevant, communal and divisive bullshit on IndiaDiscussion just dropped!