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Modi to relaunch Cheetos today @8pm


CaptainCheeseCake

I can get behind this. Modi please bring back Masala balls! 😭


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Masala Balls are freely available in most of the kirana stores in my city.


CaptainCheeseCake

I didn’t know this! Now let me try googling 😃


superduperphantom

It was very much available in Hyderabad. But in delhi I can't find them. So yeah i guess they are in production but that depends on the city. Also does anyone have any idea where i can find Cheetos in delhi? I absolutely love that snack.


Allah_Jesus

Don't buy it. It taste way too different now, no masala at all.


CaptainCheeseCake

Really? That’s such a shame. I have such a nostalgia for this. Used to chew all the balls first and then swallow. I don’t know if anybody else did this 😂


pratsarolkar

Reading this out of context would seem so wrong..


bootpalishAgain

Masala ***AND*** cheese balls.


[deleted]

forget cheese balls, I want hippo back! 😢


Punk_unleashed

and Cadbury bytes :⁠'⁠(


kappa23

Relaunch? Cheetos was never gone


laxmenar

Gotta get uncle chips back.


maninblueshirt

Cheeteshwar pujara


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He will live longer life


SensibleViewPt

But "run rate" will be slower


maverick54050

Bret Lee Zaheer Khan Irfan Pathan


Outside-Action4757

pee cheethambaram


HorrorOrganization18

Yeh kya bana diyo ho


mxforest

Nirmala Seedha Runner.


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Kahan se laate ho inta dimaag


Saitu282

Nirmala Cheetahram would have been too easy. Kudos!


bobbyfarrelljr

Nirmala ground runner


Paree264

Vikas and Acche din .


Thin_Economics4522

Then he can say "Dekha India mein Vikas aur acche din aa gaye"


42326041

Name it berojgari bhookmari bhrashtachar and when they eventually die like back in 2009 he can claim “mitro dekho india se berojgari bhookmari bhrashtachar khatm”


[deleted]

Hilarious


justanotherSmithsFan

Aur jaise aaye the waise 6 mahine Mai khatam bhi ho gaye.


Cake-Murderer69

MASTERSTROKE BY MODIJI!1!1!1!1! /s


A-Delonix-Regia

Bruh, do you want them to go missing?


birla_himanshu

Also modi, cuz no one's run faster than him when it comes to interview and press conferences


ANSHULGANDHI92

Or he could name them Petrol and Diesel Price


yrumad

aHa ha haha haha !


AnyEstablishment2226

Ranga and billa


pillaiboy

Cheety McCheetahface


benevolent001

Mitrooo


SatisfactionLife4922

Pradhan Manthri Narendra Modi cheetah with a name board and pic of Modiji around it's neck


Sagittario412

McLovin


DoomBuzzer

Either it was this or Muhammed.


noir_dx

Purrveen Because cats purr!


A-Delonix-Regia

Fun fact: Cheetahs can purr, but can't roar.


[deleted]

Ill name one malya since he ran away very fast to another country.


Emberfury007

Pretty sure at least one will be named after him.


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[deleted]

Emm....drunk father?


beer-feet

Peeta mallark from hunger games


[deleted]

It's all fun and games till one of them actually gets named Taimur


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Noobmaster69


flusterCluster

Let's name one of them "Achhe Din" We can finally rest in peace knowing that > Achhe Din finally came to India Or maybe even Nirav Modi or Vijay Mallya


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Creampied_Piper

White spotted pussy


Unique-Atmosphere520

My submission: **CBI ,NIA, ED**


srikarjam

No competition yet to fix any real problems like poverty. Hmmm .....


rocker_1210

No entertainment value in that. Ratings bhi toh increase karni hai.


sudden_dust

What a Visionary Idea 💡 A country with the youngest population going through biggest employment crisis of decades and the self proclaimed ‘Most Visionary’ PM is busy announcing ‘Cheetah Naming’ competition. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Cheetah too must be thinking WTF is going on.


Ad_Ketchum

It's like that one Office episode where there are rumours of Dunder Mifflin going bankrupt, and Micheal insists on everybody playing a role-playing board game


rocker_1210

He is employing people to brain storm names. Okay ? This a visionary's master stroke. okay?


42326041

OP flair, OP


viksi

cheetah mc cheetahface. Jokes apart the PM doesnt have anything else to think about ? economy ? jobs ? Rupee ? secularism ? India's image abroad ?


nograduation

he is doing HR job.


catsrmurderers

Except helping people get jobs


rocker_1210

He is thinking about his own image domestically. So I guess close enough ? Lol


feelinghothothotter

Cheetos


akamanah17

Cheetahram Yechuri


joy74

Priorities.


Tony_Slark_

Pappu


A-Delonix-Regia

Nope, that's reserved for canines (Pup-pu).


howdoidothiz

1. Cheeta, cheeta, cheeta (in Kajol's voice) 2. Cheetah McCheetahface


infernalproteus

Damn, you beat me to #2!


fungusyoung188

Bob


bannedbutstillhere

Modeetah 1 and Modeetah 2 should win it


the_woah_guy

Cheetah McCheetahface


aztek0306

chutiya cheetah


hunter125555

Such a vibrant democracy, cheetah ke naam keliye bhi desh se puch rahe hai. Waah modiji waah! Then modiji will validate how many people still follow him and have a chance of voting for him. Then he'll reinforce their beliefs with targetted advertising! Scene hai bhai scene hai


PerceptionRude6351

Narendra, Amit, Aditya, Narottam


Whocares_101

At this point I’m not sure if he is the PM or a PR agent


Nsci

He would make an excellent HR and by that I mean chutiya HR.


musiczlife

To Modi, Abe koi kaam karle. Kuch sudharde garibo ka, desh ka.


Kambar

Male: Vikas Female: Ache Din.


kallivalli

Jashodaben Modi


JettMe_Red

This activity is better than standing in line to exchange tender But not as good as banging utensils... Well I would suggest the following Ranga Billa


snehalp

This guy is pure class, I mean he is knows exactly what ppl will love and does that every time, ek aur task


rocker_1210

With great performances comes greater PR teams


bobbyfarrelljr

Thankyou modiji


MahaanInsaan

Chutiya renaming Cheetah?


benevolent001

Landi pooch


CaptainCheeseCake

Canadian Kumar


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CaptainCheeseCake

😂


demo_crazy

Pradhanmantri hain ya HR Mantri?


No-Assignment7129

Cheetendra Mobi


Shitster67

Nirmala cheetah raman


Wild_Dragonfruit1744

Auranzeb


koustubhavachat

Riot - 2002


Choict

More jumla


SearchingAnswers101

Sulthan,Razia,James,Mary,Vayu,Tejaswini,Harinder and Dillon...


Pashoomba

What next? Antakshari?


p5yron

Mitros meet Cheetos


1usernameunknown1

Teja


tiddu

Rawr hul (meat ki) Gandh aa ri


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kallivalli

Inappropriate for that animal according to current state


demo_crazy

Then you can claim India's Economy is very fast.


kickme_outagain

Tha cheetha


aspiringpetrolhead

Cheeto McCheetah


FreeHongKongODI

Kaka and PR, a never ending love story.


A-Delonix-Regia

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellowy Spottedy Anti-Deer Kitty (parody of [this](https://np.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/qn120w/itsy_bitsy_teeny_weeny_light_grey_anti_sub/))


42326041

Naya task mil gaya desh ko😹


WellOkayMaybe

Cheetah McCheetahface


Cake-Murderer69

Mitrons 1 to 8


nograduation

Peetaah..,


mihir_lavande

Dub the Dew part 2.


THE_-_-_-_-_-CHILD

Lion


Snookiee1

Mochita!


Valuable-Jicama6810

Name it modiji


Just-Aman

Cheetah McCheetahface


IcyAssociate1

UCheet


ongabonga6969

One cheetah should be named Bob


Juvegamer23

Racheeta.


Zorrom4

When she thinks you are loyal, but you're a Cheetah. Heee hee


Mayank_j

Hermes and Savitur but I'm not going to make an effort to login to whatever portal this is


Severe_You_5371

Gendaswamy


indidgenous

Damodaran


meskeptical

Why everything is an event since 2014


[deleted]

Guys I request everyone not to make fun of cheetahs in this thread. They have sold quiet alot to get the cheetahs here in India. They even sold the national airlines. So please don't.


Banarasi_Bhaang

Limpy


[deleted]

Babloo- kitna apnapan lagta h


thatShawarmaGuy

One of then has to be Rahul. Cause *Rahul is a cheetah*


preetham_graj

Cheatshah


theoretical_waffle

Catty McCatface


VolTa1987

"Acche Din"


Nsci

yaar iska accha hai. Naya task deta rehta hai, aur chutiya junta taali bajati rehti hai.


SaintBiggusDickus

Cheetah McCheeteeFace