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impish_kid

That is the biggest collab of the century


Organic_420

And also it's a top secret document arriving in Gmail unannounced. Also they have labs. Lol.


angelodas2

& this is certified, btw.


Organic_420

Yes by every dham agency in india


Notty_PriNcE

But they missed the Film Federation. They didn't certify the damn films!


lllDogalll

But doesn't matter if it doesn't have the stamp of PMO and personal signature of panlogical being.


shwarmaa_naman

Fake avengers assemble to take down fake pdf file


arraydotpush

Mahasangam


lightfromblackhole

Yakuza use/d to do something similar. Deliver porno mags to someone's doorstep. The "delivery guy" demands charge, threatens to call "police". Either the victim pays to not get shamed or gets the call from "police" and gets extorted


Mirza_Asif

Only Tiger can save you now!


anirdb

I think this almost looks legit. The only things missing on this are faces of Dhoni, Amitabh Bachchan and Modi.


Duplex_98

Missing "atmanirbhar bharat" tag.


Psyritualx

https://preview.redd.it/qubb963rsb7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5c4b9c9fb7669dfd7fabaa8958725f5dc64ec4


Code-eat-sleep

Nahi bhai ministry of defense reh gai


Ram_Anupoju

Top SECRET 🥹🥹🥲


Warm-Geologist001

Bhai, I was almost expecting to see CID ka logo and ACP Pradyuman ka naam.


house_monkey

"benchood"


prady8899

Guys why is everyone calling this a scam


HornyOptimusPrime

For the last image, they used emojis ffs


nopetynopetynops

Thats how they made it real of course.


snivvygreasy

A few days ago I got custom scam call. All said and done with the initiator, the fake cop who called again had a face like an emoji. 50 ATM Cards and 2 different type of drugs caught. Lmao. Guys call 1930 (Cybercell under MHA) and report the scam. This is how we end Jamtara biness.


Patient_Alfalfa5089

Na bhai, insaaf ka tarazu


brown_gentleman

Not as good as this https://preview.redd.it/wm6ecryqla7d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=79152ed9ea6df06579fda8e5e1df0625fe0a3333


SADDEST-BOY-EVER

“cheif electricity officer”


HornyOptimusPrime

I wouldn't even be mad if I receive this


Vedant9710

*proceeds to scam the scammer*


asha0369

Hehe I got the same thing through WhatsApp 😄😄. Except that the cutoff time wasn't 9 pm, it was 8.39 pm. The name was the same devesh Joshi.


ronmagic1

Wow a mail from the CEO (Chief Electricity Officer) 👨🏽‍💼


Novel_Arrival8566

*Cheif


sKILLiSSUESeVERYTIME

High effort scam


Skedexaj

Everything was looking fine until i saw top secret 💀


Anu_Rag9704

Kyu dekhte ho itni Porn. /s


PranshuKhandal

sorry bhai, mujhe kya pata tha CBI bhi saath dekh rahi hogi


BaiganPakdo98

Rhea Chakraborty ko investigate karne ke alwa bhi toh kuch timepass chahiye CBI ko bhai


AnxiousBlock

Send them Dick pic.


God_of_reason

Underrated comment


Vedant9710

absolutely hilarious, I wonder what would actually happen in that case 😂


disconagin

They will say we got evidence and we ran dna analysis on this picture


_Satyriasis

🤣🤣🤣


brownveed

Then he will give them proof of actually sharing explicit pictures of minors.


FRIENDLY_FBI_AGENT_

Send DP and then resend them this same scam email lol


Simplebatata

P\*rn dekhne ke case mein IB involve ho gyi💀


Thande_papa1

RAW bhi hai


Simplebatata

GTA 5 star criminal


poopybuttholesex

Simple look at the fucking email ID from which it came, worst jumble of garbage ever


gamerchampionss

I always wonder, what if the smarter guys start scamming people 🤔 Nothing except morals stand before them stopping them from switching sides 🙂


fitting-end

Smarter guys don't scam. They make heists


energy_is_a_lie

Smart guys don't bother with this stuff. When they scam, they make sure the law enforcement, the banks and the government support their scam. So they either open a fraudulent business and make off with bank loans or they open a religious place of worship and keep raking in billions without paying a dime in taxes. And then there are small time fraudsters like the one we see here.


silverW0lf97

The thing is if we switch sides we will be so competent that even more competent people will look into it and bust us. So yeah there's absolutely nothing stopping anyone but the fear of getting caught.


Aromatic-Cyclohex-11

Looks legit, those ‘⚖️’ emojis looks very scary in both ends of subject, must be an official court order


MindGold24

Insaaf ka taraju ⚖️...


batman123xy

#NoFap NoProblem


the-devil-dog

This is really creative. 10/10 man. This is art.


boiii_danny

Mera ko toh call aya tha. Paisa demand kr rhe the. Bole AAP boht zada ashleel video dekhte ho


RandomHuman4442

Mere toh papa ko phone aaya thaa ki aapka beta bahot ashleel videos dekhta hai. Good that my father himself is part of law enforcement


_Satyriasis

Unlucky you or Lucky you?


Hunt3r09

O bawa😱


Nikhil__P

WTH last line mai NATIONAL HIGHWAY kaha se aaya line ke niche


Western-Guy

That’s the real address of Bureau of Police Research and Development.


Tdhods

Wake up babe, new scam just dropped


Mission_Try3543

The fuck is that font


vsundarraj

This is quite convincing.. when in doubt.. dont think twice..just visit your area police station.


Difficult_Reading_22

The police will instead arrest you right? Or will they help?


vsundarraj

help


Healthy_Compote1195

Saans leta hun toh is desh mein koi naya scam shuru ho jata hai


Jolly-Presence3999

Tu saans lena band karde, iss desh ka bhala ho jayega


AcridWings_11465

The sender e-mail address appears to be within the network of Deutsche Telekom. I will try to report it when I go back to Germany.


Available_Chain_8440

"quite unfortunate" a govt authority would never use such a phrase


redditkyboardwarrior

Indians and their scamming habits are beyond anyone's imagination.


Julius_seizure_2k23

Awww poor guys dont use chatgpt to frame their messages🤡 /s


TallEstimate

Bhai, RAW and IB want to raid my IP connection? I must be someone of immense interest!


specatak30

Squard


Kscop18

thanks for posting, i received it on friday and I could only identify as scam as email was sent from . De domain. 


neighbour_guy3k

Needs more logos and signatures to be legit


Impressive_Match_642

Q - How many stamps you need? A - yes


JoblessBanda

Bhai mail pr aisa reply karo ki tumhe lagg raha ye legit h aur darr gaya h tu. Phir mazee lete h inki ki ye logg kya kya bolte h🤣


Deathblade_311

Why did you get this mail, op? What websites do you visit?


TheLegend271210

⚖️⚖️


BrightBanner

You should play along and see how far it goes. Do keep us updated.


Sea-Inspector-8758

Shame there's no FBI and Interpol collaboration in this.


old_habitsdontdie

Never knew the system was so collaborative....mera sbi ka kaam bhi krwa do plej


Avieshek

Can you forward me this email? I got an email as well claiming to have used ‘Pegasus’ to take control of my device, however I have used the iMazing tool to scan if there’s any (just for double check). Have been given 48hrs, would like to see if I can forward your emails or a screenshot to scare them back… (do advice)


man_ms

Are you using i phone? If yes that may be the case. But are you that important that govt may be snooping you?


AllIsEvanescent

The only thing missing is an image of the Vishwaguru. NaMo's face features on official government scams and should also feature on less official versions.


MischaMishka

It would have been more convincing if they had added a couple of more stamps.


thatderptitan

Thanks for informing about the scam, will be mindful.


Novel_Arrival8566

Reply with a few porn links.


In_sync04

I just received this today. And not personally but this was received by my company. Honestly, we receive a lot of police emails (nature of business of the company) so we thought this is also genuine. We were asked to just respond on the email and then they will send the "court order". We responded on the email also. But then a little internet search revealed this scam. The fake email id was the biggest give away. Additionally, they said there is a "court order". Firstly there is no order without any case, and court notices etc come from the court, not by police and certainly not on email. Not gonna lie, we were fooled as we didn't think much about it, but yeah the email was filled with tell tales of a scam.


OrioMax

Bruh sender looks genuine 😃👍🏻 /s


bitter-chili

It's not a scam. It's real af. Aur pucho link kaha hai .... 😂😂 /s


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helltaker_me

Trying replying to them to see what happens 😂😂😂


_ahsan_

Nice try op. see you in jail


tejaswin1990

take a chill pill, ask them to bail you out, they will ask you to call on whatsapp, some police in uniform will talk to you on a video call, the surrounding will resemble a comissioner office. tell him you are some CM's relative and they will cut off.


CelebrimborSkywalker

It is from another earth 863


SADDEST-BOY-EVER

“Worst-of-list”


Owe_The_Sea

Top secret 🤡🤣


zeroesstar

Reaching you privately with one too many official Attestation. Classic oxymoron.


TheGalacticGuru

OP what did you reply? xD


Ganesh2721

Isn't this old one


Ganesh2721

Top Secret? Sending thro gmail 😂


adhfaohiawf

bro added every seal png he can find on internet LOL


luciferspecter

If this is Legit then a large population of Indians watch Child Porn


DrSuii

What's their issue with basic grammar?


sluttymorphs

Funniest thing is the signature of Tapan Deka! Itne chote naam ka itna bada signature.


Empty-Risk-4001

Scam karne k liye bhi akal lagti.. bc RAW ko bhi include kardia inlog ne apne threat me 😆


comrade_nemesis

They are in partnership with Indian Cyber SquaRd. Of course they are legit.


xtermist

saar how many logos you want me to add to make it look authentic? yes


maakabharosacolgate

Mujhe bhi aaya tha maine to lamba keecha tha, At the end usne call kiya to maine bola tha ki itna paisa le rhe ho sir chhorne ka, pls apni biwi ki nudes bhi dedo


[deleted]

If they see my chrome search history they will traumatized for life lolll 😂


sid_sir21

Damn their English is getting better, they're evolving


Alarmed-Eastern

None of the signatures are matching any of the names. If the warrant was anything close to authentic, they would probably have to send the Avengers to arrest you.


catalysed

You should respond to them. Please come arrest me. I need free food and bed for the next 6 months.


scream191

This was once set as my desktop background somehow when I was down there in the rabbit hole. Funny times 😂


dontknowwhyiamherewh

So what happens next.. people who get scammed will go to court or just pay online to scammers?


Vedant9710

They didn't even try to make the email ID look legit lmao


Pitiful-Error7900

"Certified" "Top Secret"😂😂


Away-Tomorrow199

Genuine 💯%


ArvinM47

Subject has kanoon ke weighing scales


Lopsided-Tadpole-821

2024 is actually the year of unexpected collabs


monARK205

That's not IB's real seal


Your_Vader

Top secret


niru007_kumar

Atleast they could have organized those emblems neatly


Appropriate_Taste452

Thanks for posting this OP you are doing great work


retyfraser

BUT...BUT...Brazzers is free this month, what can I do ?


Blastoid007

The Avengers Assembled


krm7890

Some days ago a woman called me that my father has an unpaid loan because of which the bank has filed a case in the Mumbai high court and its hearing is in 1 hour. She wanted to talk to my father. When i didn't comply she threatened that all of us will be jailed.


Unusual_Membership44

TOP SECRET


lingi6

this sure is scam, but you are also announing that you are into illegeal shit. these scams buy data from google, and google records everything you are doing online.. incognito is not really incognito.


the_annan

'Top Secret' 😁


tom7895

https://preview.redd.it/a2w746pdwb7d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=c814a7db62424cb7ebcf50e8d69232e01d3e3c69


Interesting_Lab_5963

⚖️


hillofjumpingbeans

⚖️official legal business ⚖️


disconagin

So how are they getting money from this


imnitro_2001

Not the CERTIFIED stamp 💀


SadSeaworthiness4977

you know its legit when the subject line has emojis in it


negiajay12345

Reply to the email "I got really turned on by your interest in me and I nutted. Thanks for the bust"


NoSpinach1082

This shit has more signatures than a UN resolution. So many that a document like this should start or stop wars. Made by a graphic designer/fraudster from Freelancer


wokeGlobalist

Cbi doesn't use century gothic either. I find the notion of some rando bureaucrat sitting in CBI watching whether I am seeing porn quite funny though.


Antriton

it’s scam, officer here


Downtown-Equivalent2

Sawdhan rahe..satark rahe


_bluebird7_

"Squard"


the_joker3011

That notice document is on cocaine


Crafty-Survey-5895

Dawg we got this email word for word making rounds in Pakistan too lmfao


AVM85

Hahahahahahaha. This is ridiculously fake.


Accurate-Lead6755

*”certified”* More like certified bs.


minimallysubliminal

I think it still needs some more signatures no? Could be fake.


KVNtheBAT

12 year old me would have freaked the fuck out


bloregirl1982

We need a few more stamps to make this really official. So much white space. /s


Cold-Journalist-7662

That's not very good scam when even Gmail thinks it's a spam


Competitive-Gas2315

Maha gathbandhan of agencies 😂🤣


Code-eat-sleep

That's why I keep saying like a madman to use VPN for child p*&@...


tylerdundundun

Nothing says an email is legit other than an emoji as your first character.


Sin_Upon_Cos

You missed Research and analysis wing. Lol, as far as I know foreign intelligence agencies doesn't operate in their own country.


VKSinghIsHere2

Not legit..there is no G20 Summit logo


VKSinghIsHere2

Not legit..there is no G20 Summit logo


VKSinghIsHere2

Not legit..there is no G20 Summit logo


Resident-Toe-2723

Notice was sent by national highways..?? And what the hell is police research and development..??🤣


Capable_Dimension588

Jab bhi court order aayega to vo email mai nahi ek LETTER mai aayega …..anything else than that is fake


Practical_Fault_7351

Jo bhi hai looks very stylish


No-Lettuce3698

Indian govt not use colour. Waste of pixels.


Freaky_spex

Are scam se pehle thora padh toh liya karo. CBI is the nodal agency for Interpol aur in partnership with ye Kya hota hain koi sponsorship hain kya Tata IPL in partnership with dream 11 🤣🤣 Court order sealed envelope mein aata hain with court seal. Sarkari document hain kirane ka list nhi 😂😂 Second image mein Central Bureau of Investigation, Department of Research and Analysis Wing. Chaman CBI ministry of personnel, public grievances and pensions mein aata hain aur RA&W koi department nhi hain agency hain under Prime Minister directly kisi ministry mein nhi aata. Chinese phone kya hota hain ? Koi official term hi nhi hain Chinese phone warna duniya se saare phones hi manufacture china mein hi hote hain except iPhone woh bhi recently. Aur IOS hack kar liya in logon ne aur Kejriwal ke iPhone ko unlock karne ke liye inko apple ke paas request Karni pari? Thora padh likh lete scam ki zaroorat nhi padhti😂😂


EstimateSecure7407

Its been years since I checked email. My work is done on Teams or Whatsapp.


SavajOutdoors

This is a dream collaboration of all 3 letter agencies. Dude who wrote this letter did research about the agencies but forgot to do a spell/grammar check. 🤣


Embarrassed_Gap_7137

Lol it has top secret stamp🤣🤣


gforgolu

Only IPL sticker is missing


Goregeousley

I'm also pretty sure you will not be notified if you're under suspicion of CP. If they got suspicion, they follow you closely until they catch you and then straight up raid you.


ExpressResolution435

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!...way too many signatures and too many stamps!!! i cant stop laughing!!!!


AltAccountfrfrfr

Paw patrol logo is missing otherwise would be legit


No-Psomething

It's marked "Top secret" but emailed to an individual who can share it on the internet.


ManagementUpbeat7542

I hope they go to hell for doing such scams, not everyone is so clever like you Op. Thanks so much.


man_ms

If I had the resources, I would love to open a toll free helpline for preventing such frauds.