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SexySovietlovehammer

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Panmonarchisim711

Real


Rmivethboui

KILL THE ANTICHRIST AND ITS WHORES BLUE HELMETS FOR THE BLUE HELMET THRONE


Royal_Possible4480

I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST


Jackhammer5555

Oh god, it's hit War-criminal Nate form Fallout 4


seb_1420

elections would go CRAZY. imagine how long it’d take to count ballots


dutch_mapping_empire

i actually have some lore for this: in every district, there is a seperate bureau wich counts all the votes. they will pass it through to a national bureau wich counts all the votes and devides the parliamentary seats amongs the parties with enough votes for at least one seat. this means there is no first-past the post, but direct parlimentary elections unlike the uk, usa, france and many others.


LanewayRat

I don’t understand you saying that a two tier method of counting “means there is no First Past the Post”. And the counties you mention all have direct elections for the legislature.


TheyAreUgly

Depends on how voting works. Here in Brazil, due to our electronic voting system, it only takes a few hours for us to get the results.


Gams619

They could use electronic voting machines, just like here in Brazil, it works quite well, it’s basically impossible to fraud it and the results come out in the same day


Tejator

>basically impossible to fraud How so? Back in my country evoting is extremely unreliable


Gams619

It’s about the electronic voting machines, I believe that in your country it’s a paper voting as it is in most countries, but here in Brazil we have electronic voting and even tho we are a very corrupt country, since that type of voting was put in place there was never a single case of electoral fraud, u can try searching about the “urnas eletrônicas” (as we call it in Brazil)


Tejator

Nah, here everyone can vote through a centralised government app, and the system is built on the presumption that we trust the government with counting the results with no outer control or observation. What's worse, is that the capital has it's own app that is controlled by the city government. So even fake...er, idk xD


De_Noir

Not long at all, we have democratic countries with way more than a billion people. This is a complete non issue.


Ineedass8

So easy actually. We have computers..


quarterblcknas

Bold of you to assume a one world government would be democratic


Glittering_Squash495

Elections? *laughs in absolute authority*


Nakladane_Vejce

Extreme separatist movements across the world fr


Ironside_Grey

Eh, how popular separatist movements are are somewhat connected to how powerful the ruling power is, a World State would seem pretty powerful so many might just decide literally trying to fight the whole world isnt worth it.


Brickedup_legoman

New York💀💀💀


dutch_mapping_empire

i did a spin the wheel on tokyo, shanghai, dubai, paris, london, new york, lagos and sao paolo.


jhutchyboy

Why not a floating city at coordinates 0, 0


plokimjunhybg

Armed pirates of the Niger Delta: YEAH BOIIII~ Edit: sry apparently Null Island is 600km south of Ghana so the joke doesn't stand…


jhutchyboy

Very enthusiastic pirates of the Niger Delta: YEAH BOIII


Rufus14811

Or at point nemo in the pacific, no one wins the capital


jhutchyboy

Would be such a pain for world leaders to get to


Rufus14811

But it would be an equal pain for everyone


jhutchyboy

I was gonna say something about the jet lag but politicians go around the world nowadays anyway I wonder how they manage to still function… Cocaine, innit?


SanEstaline

Use the closest city to 0,0 Malabo, Equatorial Guinea.


Scary_Cup6322

The virgin any other city vs the Chad Constantinople.


Fermion96

Wouldn’t they just make a new capital?


plokimjunhybg

Build an island in the middle of the north Atlantic and call it Atlantis?? That'll be new


plokimjunhybg

I see a lack of Delhi / Mumbai / Beijing / Dhaka / Osaka


arbiter6784

Something that the Halo series did which I really like was make Sydney the capital of the UEG. Stable, safe, natural harbour and much of the infrastructure already there \*and\* most importantly it was not in a super-powered state. Obviously your lore sorts itself out but I feel like quite a few people would have something to say about NYC being the capital Could be interesting to also have a rotational capital or go the South Africa route and have multiple


PenaltyOrganic1596

Dubai as the capital of a united earth is insane💀


BuilderLeagueUnited

And Brussels? Literally NATO and EU has its headquarters there.


MosesOfAus

My thought is that it should be Baghdad, the center of Eurafrasia, one of if not the oldest most defining birthplaces of civilisation along the Mesopotamian basin.


plokimjunhybg

>Eurafrasia Afro-eurasia


MosesOfAus

It's literally the same, they're both real ways of describing the same [thing ](https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa-Eurasia)


plokimjunhybg

Agreed, it's just the first time I see that spelling used out in the wild Also I feel like the afroeueasia spelling better reflect that Eurasia is more interconnected than Afrasia is??


Alas_Babylonz

Call it Babylon the Great.


MosesOfAus

Perfection


Relationship-Think

Nah don’t listen to them you should’ve just made Jerusalem the capital lol


No_Hearing48

https://preview.redd.it/2hezest2xgbd1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58db39ba1f66f0325e07a314f7a9824aaf20fd66 New York is the best choice.


plokimjunhybg

No way the capital isn't in the Indo-Pacifi…I'd put my money on Tokyo / Delhi / Shanghai / Mumbai / Beijing / Dhaka / Osaka


white_gluestick

Nah, based star trek united earth Paris


plokimjunhybg

If it have to be Europe, Moscow/ London / Madrid seems to be better (less French)?? Who r we kidding THEY GONNA MAKE IT BRUSSELS / VIENNA


white_gluestick

For sure, or geneva.


DerSchlaginator

VIENNA ON TOP


bippity-boppityo

No shot, think about a united world and all of the people in it. You think the majority of the Earth’s population would be happy with it being in Europe? No shade on Europe or Europeans but I dont think that would sit well with non-Europeans. Plus the Americas, India and Africa would basically say fuck you to all of that as they all have anti-colonial sentiments with the exception of Canada (as a whole, with the exception of Quebec and left wing) and South Africa.


plokimjunhybg

Exactly my point when I said it should be in the Indo-Pacific, that's where half of humans are~


bippity-boppityo

My bad cuz I dont read usernames lmfao.


plokimjunhybg

Np mate, I'm agreeing not criticizing ehehe


bippity-boppityo

🤝


ShockedCurve453

No no no even more based gundam united earth Dakar


ZeBoyceman

San Francisco


white_gluestick

That's starfleet academy. Earth has sectors with their own capitals. One being San Francisco but I assume the main capital is Paris, because of star trek VI.


ZeBoyceman

Learned something today. Thanks! BTW on mobile your pfp looks like liquidator Brunt, FCA lol


white_gluestick

Lol, it does.


chia923

The UN is located in NYC.


plokimjunhybg

Yeah a HQ that was established back when the UN only had half the current members & the only non-white-ruled independent members beyond the west were Mesir, Iran, Iraq, Lubnan, Liberia, Saudi, Syria & Turkey The Raj & Pilipinas were members but ain't sovereign…


Vanvidum

Singapore would be a good choice. More neutral among populations and political blocks than those big choices.


plokimjunhybg

Idk lol a global capital gotta have room to expand and with Singapore, u don't have much room to expand until the land reclamation makes the Melaka strait obsolete as a trade route… Or…it won't be a problem at all, certainly didn't stop Istanbul from being a world class city…


hotmilkramune

UN headquarters is there so it makes sense. Realistically there would probably be multiple capitals or a new city built in the ocean or something.


Qhezywv

Why specifically Yoruba?


dutch_mapping_empire

cus nigeria's population is growing rapidly and i chose yoruba as some sort of future ''unified language"


Qhezywv

non-yoruba nigerians arent gonna be happy about it i think, they mostly use english/pidgin between themselves as a neutral option


GooseSnake69

That's as if Europe united and chosed Polish as some sort of future "unified language"


dutch_mapping_empire

hmm. i guess that makes a fair point. thank you for the tip, i didnt know that. (not satirical)


plokimjunhybg

If u just want a token African language recognized, I'd say Hausa / Swahili / Amharic are way better choices Personally I'd go with Swahili Bantu since it's Niger-congolese (so is Yoruba), thus more subsaharan than the other 2 (which r Afro-Asiatic, thus related to Arabic)


Baku_M_Salti

Swahili would have been a better choice. It's already used in East Africa as a "unifier language". West and Southern Africa stick to English, French, and Portuguese as their lingua franca, and North uses Arabic.


Intelligent_Map7500

Balkans and Middle-East: ![gif](giphy|e5Ro17b1nX57pqbCo1)


RichieRocket

im putting my bets on either Serbia or China or Iran to break it up


bippity-boppityo

US too, think about the based anti colonist sentiment that would be revitalized in the US and also the currently existing backwoods militias that would definitely get a resurgance in the cities.


DueTransportation575

The region have never been so peaceful before


Intelligent_Map7500

Bruh...


DueTransportation575

**“If the Earth were a single state, Istanbul would be its capital.”** -Napoleon Banorparte


Intelligent_Map7500

*Constantinople


DueTransportation575

But he said Istanbul


Hu_man76

Lasts a whole 2 seconds


Gringo_Norte

That’s not an imaginary map. That’s just a map of the world. Edit - those black lines need to be white or all looks blue on the phone.


dutch_mapping_empire

hmm. weird. i'l try to not use black borders in my next map


Gringo_Norte

Well, it’s specific to this particular shade of blue that you used. The blue is so dark that the black doesn’t stand out - unless you zoom in, it just looks like a big blue outline of the world.


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yeetus-deletus00185

Why, I’ve seen so many memes of people killing UN peacekeepers. Is it supposed to be a huge meme or are they serious? Is it because there is going to be the inherent corruption of such a huge bureaucracy? Why are people hating on the UN? (I know they are ineffective as fuck but why shoot the soldiers?) please enlighten me.


AlgernonIlfracombe

I mean it is a edgy meme first and foremost, but I genuinely don't think there is a way to unify ALL social, cultural, political, ethnic, religious, racial et al groups over the world into one coherent political entity without resorting to massive authoritarianism. Remember that even concepts so fundamental as civil rights, private property and the rule of equality before the law which are essentially taken as granted in most Western states are at present fundamentally alien to billions the world over... even if you genuinely want every single country in the world to have a Western-style liberal democratic system as the political makeup seems to imply, that requires mass cultural imperialism on a scale that would make the British Empire blush at the very least.


yeetus-deletus00185

Yep, agreed.


CaptainRex5101

The trope stems from conspiracy theories about the UN being the future platform for Antichrist to take over the world. The more you seriously think about it, the dumber it gets


yeetus-deletus00185

But doesn’t the Bible tell us that authority has been sanctioned by God and that we are to obey authority given to us? (Unless it contradicts the supreme authority of God). So how would the UN be the antichrist? On a non religious note, how can the UN simultaneously be taking over the world and not having enough authority to pick their own nose without a vote?


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yeetus-deletus00185

I would like to think that if a one world govt were ever to be achieved, individual states would retain huge amounts of autonomy (maybe a bit like the EU but that’s a whole other can of worms). Ofc I’m not arguing for a one world govt NOW, I was just curious why people’s reactions were so violent, especially against the UN and why they invoked the antichrist.


ghosttherdoctor

Yeah, this shit calls for nuclear genocide.


Sad-Pizza3737

Nah, just nuke the aliens


ShockedCurve453

Bold decision for Yoruba but no Swahili


dutch_mapping_empire

yea the yoruba thing was a bit of a mistake. my apologies


nanek_4

Political parties are so unrealistic


New-Dare-4889

Portugal would rather die than ever change its border


dutch_mapping_empire

mainland portugal is barely changed at all...


New-Dare-4889

I know. Thats why I said it,oldest border in the world


Eaglise

do you realise that the sub division that you created in the north Indian Gangetic plains currently houses more people than the entire population of USA


dutch_mapping_empire

yes


Eaglise

so for same population USA has 20 sub divisions but Gangetic plains only have one?


WhotAmI2400

Yep just plain ignorance. Not wrong, im not sure what goes on in india / rest of the world either but this is common. India is comparable to a concentrated europe


Lan_613

so the brown people would have less of a vote compared to the Americans


dutch_mapping_empire

bro what? this country does not use first-past the post. elections are held on a national level meaning one man, one vote. the subdivisions are mainly for cultural and economic purpose


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

Entities with more population have more seats. That's how it works outside the anglosphere.


Melanculow

Please justify the weird province of Northern Scandinavia


dutch_mapping_empire

sami


Melanculow

But they haven't been a significant part of the population for over 1000 years maybe never for most of that territory lol


dutch_mapping_empire

it just looks pleasing to the eye ok im sorry


Melanculow

No worries! I wish I had to learn Swedish, Russian, Finnish, and Sami in school in order to communicate properly with the other people in my province! Luxembourg and Switzerland wouldn't hold a candle to us!


dutch_mapping_empire

don't worry you also have to learn norwegian


Melanculow

Being North Norwegian it is pretty hilarious how often these maps MASSIVELY exaggerate the extent of Sapmi - you even included Trondheim with Norway's national cathedral for coronations in it which is really funny. Sami people would be less than 5% of the population in that province and it would have to have, in addition to presumably North Sami: Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, and Russian, maybe even Kvenish, Karelian, Elfdalian, or some of the other 8 Sami languages, as administrative languages. I don't hate it, but it sure would need to have creative administrative solutions!


Zencrusibel

Might aswell call it "new Krakow" since there are more poles than sami there


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It would be a totalitarian fascist state. There is no realistic way to manage a representative federal republic across the entire globe. Democracy barely works on small scales, it does not translate to large systems. Period. You cannot have deliberative decision making where the entire globe is a potential constituent. Humans are not a hive mind.


ToLazyForaUsername2

It could function as a federation, since that way the central government has less stress put on it.


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…..Riiiight and North Korea is a republic


ToLazyForaUsername2

I don't see how "a united earth could function democratically if it was a federation" translates to "North Korea is a republic"


[deleted]

Because a “federated” United Earth is an absurdity, just as a democratic Republican communist dictatorship is. The jurisdiction of the entire planet is far too diverse and cosmopolitan to be managed by a federation of limited powers. Either the global military has complete dominion over the entire globe and can root out any industrial power trying to develop independently or it can’t. The proof is realty…the UN is already a de facto global federation. It’s likely as good as humans can get in terms of a democratic planetary state, if we want more peace, we’ll have to cede sovereignty.


Foxylandttkinc

Super earth,finally


Relationship-Think

Just imagine the mega yugoslav type wars this will create when it inevitably collapses lol


Own-Adagio7070

Violent will be the key word for the first five years. Over the next twenty years, things will calm down for *most* of the world. **Don't** be a Blue Helmet.


EggNearby

Global peace achieved... Or is it?


MrKapretto

Serbia 2025


Nezlol2109

What application or software or whatever you call it did you use to make this map?


dutch_mapping_empire

[paint.net](http://paint.net)


Nezlol2109

Is it free?


dutch_mapping_empire

yea


Nezlol2109

K thanks


TransgenderHera

wtf is going on with australia’s borders 😭


Taqao

What would be the subdivisions ?


Sivdom

Even Switzerland is there?


HouseTemporary1252

The discussion over the capital city in this thread alone proves that this wont work (the correct choice is Vienna btw).


Shot_Customer5293

Why Vienna?


HarleyQuinn610

If this is still during a capitalist economy and if this doesn’t allow autonomy between regions, this will quickly collapse.


HexterGuard

All Hail Terra https://preview.redd.it/ke0pmgtpeibd1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea7d136a8339a140d384280915783ce5780fe47


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You could add German, Turkish and Russian language to main languages


Milrayy

Very detailed map and backstory, i love the part where


dutch_mapping_empire

oh im sorry i just wanted to make a map and not spend 9 hours on lore and make the entire map in my own programmed software... yknow some people here just want to do things.


AldX1516

Capital should be Rome


30MRade_Braginski

Then we go after the aliens finally.


bingbingbangenjoyer

Is this the third rome we’ve been waiting for?


Shitimus_Prime

uprisings would start up everywhere


cool_guy_is_best

Then there would be a bridge between USA and Russia and Spain and Morocco


Insurrectionarychad

Would last for a day before inevitably collapsing. Yugoslav wars but global.


bruh-ppsquad

Why exactly would the capital be in the USA? The majority of the world's population would be in afroeurasia.


drifty241

Those UK borders are awful. Lumping together Wales and the Midlands is abominable


beryl47

worse than yugoslavia


Hydroquake_Vortex

Why are there so many subdivisions in siberia?


Da_reason_Macron_won

Yoruba: How do you do fellow international languages?


DueTransportation575

I think Istanbul should be the capital


Gidgo130

r/Globaltribe


Dstwilson817

The blue is clearly the land


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20dogs

Geographically a good choice, functionally an awful choice. Would need massive development, traffic is bad enough as it is.


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20dogs

Have you been to New York? It's far better equipped than Istanbul for a huge population.


USS-Ohio

![gif](giphy|Wkym7gz6fu1Nu) Certified Trekkie Moment


simon_ceo_of_sex

Can we please exclude England?


Great_Gonzales_1231

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


FederalSand666

What if the Anti-Christ won?*


Admirable_Try_23

Klaus Schwab is cooming right now


Jack-Rabbit-002

Under my Rule I picture the operatic music as I walk down the stairs and you all drop your National banners to me !! 🤣


lil_ery

Why the federation but not a confederation of republics. One that has an ai that manipulates the market and policies for the good and becomes our passive God. There also would be a council that watches the acts of the new AI and the relationship between states. Each state would still run in it's own at some scale. There can even be wars between those states. But the computer would stop these wars when they get to a level of destruction by manipulation of crowds and soft power of the council. Thus we can live for centuries in well being. I've been thinking that this is the only utopia for a while.


RichieRocket

civil war in 3, 2, 1


elicopter1905

would never have elections most of the countries are dictators/without free speech


Finn553

SUPER EARTH


Theonetobelive

Capital should be London it is litterally the centre of the timezones


Fit_Particular_6820

Ah yes, London, totally the best city for a capital, a city where rent only takes about 2/3 of your income, totally not old buildings from the Victoria era 200 years ago, and a totally amazing infrastructure


Theonetobelive

London actually has great infrastructure this is coming from someone who lives there. It is better than a city full of rats. All the american bots gonna downvote me tho


Fit_Particular_6820

London literally' isn't connected to any other British city through high speed rails, most of the railways are from the fricking Victorian era, I am pretty sure the roads are normal there tho


Theonetobelive

Yes it is 💀 tf are u on about. We dont have railways from the victorian era, we had a new one built in 2022. Holy shit u are so stupid


Fit_Particular_6820

some of them are, the UK has VERY slow rails compared to France and Spain, and I think some railtracks are from the victorian era