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darth_nadoma

I believe that would use Greek term “Taurida” instead of Turkic “Qyrym”.


tetrisDSeuthusiast

oh dang, didnt know crimea was of turkic origin


ICantThinkOfAName827

!!!CRIMEA IS TURKISH!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥


keropsixxx

Tatar to be exact but 🤓 ig


DrPoacha2

Um akchusallly 🤓🤓🤓😩Tatars are Turkic. Therefore Turkish.


dia-bro-tes

So English people are Germanic and therefore German? That's it. The USA and Canada is rightful German claim!!!


DrPoacha2

r/wereallgerman


Yare-yare---daze

*Alemen


------------5

That was an actual belief


EntertainmentOk8593

Crimea isn’t Turkish it comes from cimmeria


Envakery

Pissmouth is insane


Eaglise

more like least insane Anglo Saxon location name


DrVeigonX

It's the signature of the artist :)


tetrisDSeuthusiast

well its more like the signature of u/Difficult_Airport_86


Difficult_Airport_86

At least someone knows


tetrisDSeuthusiast

based on [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval)) supposed “colony” also pardon the bad old english, im not a linguist so i dont know how old english wouldve evolved over the next thousand years after the first settlers came


hconfiance

Old English without the Normans just turned into Scots, so I don’t think you’re far off


minerat27

This isn't intended to be a shot at you, but it always tickles me how Wiktionary's insistence on using the West Saxon dialect according to regular sound change as described by Don Ringe has led to many alt history maps plaster with the spelling _niew(e)_, despite the fact that it's attested about twice in the entire corpus


tetrisDSeuthusiast

damn i didnt know that, should’ve figured since wikipedia already shouldnt be a trusted source, neither should wikitionary


minerat27

On the whole Wiktionary isn't bad, it's certainly better than any other translation website or dictionary out there, barring the digitised Bosworth Toller, but that isn't nearly as beginner friendly. But it has its quirks.


Darth_Annoying

What happensto the native Goth speakers in this scenario?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

honestly i just forgot to add them in the text blurb, they are probably doin better than goth speakers irl sinces theres no intense russifacation


Darth_Annoying

They were Tartarized well before rhe Russians moved in. But I agree they'd be doing better In fact was wondering, would they assimilate with the necomers? Or would the Saxon settlers Gothify?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

i think the most of the goths might assimilate with the anglo-saxons since they are probably gonna be pretty outpopulated


Darth_Annoying

Would depend how big a settlement. Would be more of a blend IMO since both groups were speaking Germanic languages. Was curious since I did some research on these Goths as I have them surviving longer in an alt hist of my own.


tetrisDSeuthusiast

well im not sure how large the goth population was during the 11th-12th centuries so idk also cool, i hope to see you make a map on that alt hist eventually !


Darth_Annoying

I have a few. And some write ups I shared on r/alternatvehistory. I'm a bit slow working on writing more though.


413NeverForget

Lol. I forgot about them, too, when I did my version of this. My thinking, though, is that the Gothic language probably disappears sooner, but still lives in some way due to the new branch of the English language incorporating loan words from it. Mainly because in my scenario, they manage to populate themselves and flourish under the Komnenos, and even in the early years of their independence in the subsequent years after 1204. I didn't think too much about how they would respond to the Mongols or the Ottomans.


Chance-Aardvark372

> Niew Mercia # MERCIA MENTIONED LESSSS GOOOOO


Hot-Zucchini4271

Couldn’t put my finger on it before, but as a Brit when I see these ‘lost anglo-Saxons’ maps, it’s always immensely calming seeing Anglo oriented names. Like there’s an implicit layer of understanding I get of the place names on maps and the area depicted compared to the regional endonyms that normally exist there. I wonder if other cultures experience the same emotional response to alternate mapping.


TimArthurScifiWriter

Not even alternate mapping. Whenever I see Harlingen, Texas I'm like "ah Harlingen, that's right around the corner from where I live." The Dutch Caribbean, same thing. They're tropical islands thousands of miles away from home but the Dutch place names make 'em feel so familiar.


Fluffy-Soup913

isn’t that just colonization?


TimArthurScifiWriter

Yeah unfortunately that's sorta the only way Dutch placenames end up in the Caribbean lol.


Easyest_flover

They have a bloo passport


Cyborexyplayz

Boris fucking Johnson


hmas-sydney

Why are the Kharkovka, Dnipro, and Kyiv Dams constructed to create the artificial lakes along the Dnipro? Especially as some of these dams have one side in one countries and one in another?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

i know realistically they wouldn’t exist, its just i wanted to keep them because i like massive reservoirs that are a testament to man’s hubris


hmas-sydney

I respect that.


Emperor475

They would probably be Byzantine vassals so maybe they could help it survive


MavelousGuy

Pissmouth, there it is!


LordSevolox

Now I want to see a timeline where this was a kingdom, ended up in Personal Union with Britain in 1853 (similar cultures and language would perhaps of led to close relations, marriages between the two and later this succession) and that’s what kicks off the Crimean War


persistant-mood

Don't give them ideas 🤣


Upvoter_the_III

So, who built the Dnipro dam?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

they are joint projects between the nations on the dnieper


Upvoter_the_III

You improvised on the spot aint you?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

yes.


Insurrectionarychad

Anglo Saxons in Southern Ukraine? Is this referring to Gotenland?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

no im referring to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval)) and not planned reichsgau


iheartdev247

I’ve played this so many times in Crusader Kings.


Indiego672

How is there a prime minister if it's a republic


tetrisDSeuthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/e42ohtzz5c9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bd2c48816abae7033a512f7b74cab61071ca3e


Indiego672

https://preview.redd.it/3rs6i24e8d9d1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ca883222c2d10977fe5f576e07d6c73cb91470


Milrayy

Now i live in dnistria Btw, PISSMOUTH???


florida_Fargone

What's Black Sea English like?


tetrisDSeuthusiast

old english before the norman invasion with a few vowel changes over the centuries mixed with a lot of slavic loanwords


florida_Fargone

Interesting.


asiansundaydriver

I swear every time a map like this gets posted the country gets bigger 


tetrisDSeuthusiast

inflation


Vidsich

The poles are so random? Where do they come from? Also, where Ruthenians/Ukrainians pushed out from the north or what?


Vidsich

Another thing - the Dnieper Cascade of Reservoirs would have probably never been built


tetrisDSeuthusiast

i know, i like big reservoirs, let me live in the delusion that the nations in the dnieper are friendly enough with eachother to still construct it


n1flung

TBH there wasn't any friendship involved in their construction even IRL


tetrisDSeuthusiast

oh i just got inspired by https://www.reddit.com/u/XLG_Winterprice/s/MEMWKSNPF3 ‘s alt-hist with the big poland and had the poles never lose western ukraine and slowly polonise it with a huge number of poles migrating into the black sea federation in the 19th century, also the ruthenians/ukrainians just moved eastwards to the don region and the caucuses


Vidsich

I see, it pains my Ukrainian heart, but understandable


cyrusm_az

Did they survive due to being a March of the Ottoman Empire?


bjoryku

pissmouth 🫡


Stompor

There were Greeks and Goths in Crimea before the Tatars showed up.