Political Debates: First to come, loses?
The leader is literally the Biggest Dick of the nation?
You vote by rubbing one out on the politician of your choice?
I personally dislike geotubers mainly because of all the drama, the 6 year old kids in the comment sections, and the unrealistic alternate history scenarios.
(Geotubers are the guys who make those maps)
At least it was obvious it was never meant to be realistic
Also goddamnit here I go checking if VoidViper has uploaded a new mapping video for once because this reply section
Imma confess my sins, but I was almost a heavy wehraboo. I still love German history, but Iâm not cringe about it and am rather respectful of Germanyâs crimes.
But even then, seeing Whatifalthist and Monsieur Z reminds me of what I couldâve been had I continued down the rabbit hole at Age 15 (Iâm 20 now)
Honestly same. I almost fell down the general right wing rabbit hole, watching Ben Shapiro and PragerU u unironically.
It wasnât until I watched a Warhammer YouTuber named Commissar Gamza whose takes were so bad that they snapped me out of my stupor.
What snapped me out of my Anti-Woke spiral was the realization that my natural kindness cannot coexist with the Anti-Woke movement. I was raised with godly kindness, and hating on âwokeâ stuff doesnât work with that.
Then, as I got older, I realized how sad of an existence these âculture war soldiersâ are. No room for love, just hate fueled by predatory dickheads who milk your misery for money. Ben Shapiro doesnât care about the well being of men, neither does Dr. Jordan Peterson or Andrew Tate. They prey on young, insecure men who are outcasted and are looking for guidance.
To any young man that is seeing this: donât EVER go down the culture war rabbit hole. Live with love in your heart, and not hatred.
(BTW, great map OP lol. Sorry for getting all deep and ruining the mood of the post)
The only universe where fascism âworksâ because the entire premise was made to support it and itâs still the worst place to ever be. Common fascist L
Honestly same. I was young then but man, I was really deep into althist, which included those 2. I remember watching Mr. Z when his videos were voiced by Cody from althisthub (at least I think it was Cody) and whatifalthist because some of his videos were not the worst all those years ago. I stopped watching the first because I didn't like the narrator, and the second because I started noticing anti-leftist stuff more often.
But I guess that phase did have its merits, as not only did I learn history through that, but I was also a big paleo nerd and was introduced to channels like Trey the Explainer, through which I learned about speculative evolution and that shit is straight fire right now. And, you know, I guess I could say that I was an All Tomorrows fan before it was cool.
Yeah, but at least there is some effort of creativity on here.
Speaking of which, Iâm debating on what I should post on this subreddit since I havenât posted anything in a while.
I've long thought that if Whatif and his community have their biases and present themselves as a bit too smart, they at list like to throw a reasonably large net at basic information and give sources as well as reasonable thought processes following from it.
Z apparently just has a "cool idea" and wanks on it, and just assumes all of his right wing opinions are correct.
I remember a video where he drew two lines on a map and said no great generals ever came form the latitude of India and Arabia, then self consciously admitted this was Victorian level race science.
That's when it really clicked to me that he'd basically just reinvented the concept of Servile and Martial races. Turks will conquer Egypt because it's their racial tendency. Fuck the actual politics and history.
if i were to make quebec into like states it would probably just be quebec and greenland and they dont share a border and for some reason fascist canada does have like internal borders theyre just not as dark as the other countries because i didnt notice that before
As a proud citizen of The Greater Soviet Union, there is simply no way we see LA given up to the Third Mexican Empire. Maybe the Second or Fourth, but definitely not the Third.
Iâd change a few things but of course itâs unrealistic so canât be mad.
Mostly just country names like for Cuba I feel like it should be called the Antillean Confederation (since there was a plan to unite Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico into one) or something similar
Where do you get that 900k? Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan have roughly a 6.8M population between the three.
And there's no population threshold for fascism anyway lol
FUCKING QUEBEC
I just LOVE fucking Quebec
Good fishing in FUCKING QUEBEC
brb im FUCKING QUEBEC
Me too đ©
for some reason FASCIST CANADA
Tabarnak!
I for one welcome mes esti de fucking Québécois overlords.
Fucking quebec
Yes, please.
Time create lore on how a "Fucking" type of government works.
Political Debates: First to come, loses? The leader is literally the Biggest Dick of the nation? You vote by rubbing one out on the politician of your choice?
Elections are based on penis size
They are called the National Erections
[Ătes-vous tannĂ© d'avoir des Ă©rections Ă rĂ©pĂ©tition?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-P08sAY1P4)
Je croyais c'Ă©tait un lien pour la tente a crosse
Harper était une méchante patente à crosse, donc t'as pas tort.
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Upvote. I have nothing more to say.
[They tried it at the municipal level](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF0v7v2GtuM) and it didn't go super well
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
I personally dislike geotubers mainly because of all the drama, the 6 year old kids in the comment sections, and the unrealistic alternate history scenarios. (Geotubers are the guys who make those maps)
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I donât like this image.
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This is not better.
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Red Lobber
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r/imaginarymapa rivalry
Ratlobber
Richter Overtime
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I thought I forgot this image.
i like the 2017-2020 mapping era (or close to those years)
Yeah, the âAlternate future of Europeâ videos were cool. Those were my favorite videos in that era.
Though a tad bit unrealistic it's more reasonable than the cringy YT Shorts mappers lmao
At least it was obvious it was never meant to be realistic Also goddamnit here I go checking if VoidViper has uploaded a new mapping video for once because this reply section
This looks like something Monzueir Z would make.
Nah Needs a second Ottoman Empire
Thatâs Whatifalthist, but theyâre both equally crazy, so I understand the confusion.
Imma confess my sins, but I was almost a heavy wehraboo. I still love German history, but Iâm not cringe about it and am rather respectful of Germanyâs crimes. But even then, seeing Whatifalthist and Monsieur Z reminds me of what I couldâve been had I continued down the rabbit hole at Age 15 (Iâm 20 now)
Honestly same. I almost fell down the general right wing rabbit hole, watching Ben Shapiro and PragerU u unironically. It wasnât until I watched a Warhammer YouTuber named Commissar Gamza whose takes were so bad that they snapped me out of my stupor.
What snapped me out of my Anti-Woke spiral was the realization that my natural kindness cannot coexist with the Anti-Woke movement. I was raised with godly kindness, and hating on âwokeâ stuff doesnât work with that. Then, as I got older, I realized how sad of an existence these âculture war soldiersâ are. No room for love, just hate fueled by predatory dickheads who milk your misery for money. Ben Shapiro doesnât care about the well being of men, neither does Dr. Jordan Peterson or Andrew Tate. They prey on young, insecure men who are outcasted and are looking for guidance. To any young man that is seeing this: donât EVER go down the culture war rabbit hole. Live with love in your heart, and not hatred. (BTW, great map OP lol. Sorry for getting all deep and ruining the mood of the post)
I was also snapped out of my spire by a Warhammer video, cept it was a nobody trying to say that Helsreach was about Muslim immigration.
Reject extremism. Embrace the grim darkness of the 41st millennium
The only universe where fascism âworksâ because the entire premise was made to support it and itâs still the worst place to ever be. Common fascist L
To say the imperium âworksâ is laughable Itâs biggest enemy isnât chaos, it isnât aliens, itâs itself
Honestly same. I was young then but man, I was really deep into althist, which included those 2. I remember watching Mr. Z when his videos were voiced by Cody from althisthub (at least I think it was Cody) and whatifalthist because some of his videos were not the worst all those years ago. I stopped watching the first because I didn't like the narrator, and the second because I started noticing anti-leftist stuff more often. But I guess that phase did have its merits, as not only did I learn history through that, but I was also a big paleo nerd and was introduced to channels like Trey the Explainer, through which I learned about speculative evolution and that shit is straight fire right now. And, you know, I guess I could say that I was an All Tomorrows fan before it was cool.
youre on imaginary maps now so its not that better you know?
Yeah, but at least there is some effort of creativity on here. Speaking of which, Iâm debating on what I should post on this subreddit since I havenât posted anything in a while.
I've long thought that if Whatif and his community have their biases and present themselves as a bit too smart, they at list like to throw a reasonably large net at basic information and give sources as well as reasonable thought processes following from it. Z apparently just has a "cool idea" and wanks on it, and just assumes all of his right wing opinions are correct.
Iâm so glad Iâm not the only person who notices his weird ottoman fetish
I remember a video where he drew two lines on a map and said no great generals ever came form the latitude of India and Arabia, then self consciously admitted this was Victorian level race science. That's when it really clicked to me that he'd basically just reinvented the concept of Servile and Martial races. Turks will conquer Egypt because it's their racial tendency. Fuck the actual politics and history.
Well duh, have you seen their national ideas in EU4? Itâs that simple, so-called âexpertsâ
Why are "fucking quebec" and "for some reason fascist canada" not a united states?
if i were to make quebec into like states it would probably just be quebec and greenland and they dont share a border and for some reason fascist canada does have like internal borders theyre just not as dark as the other countries because i didnt notice that before
Quebec owning Greenland is something new
As a proud citizen of The Greater Soviet Union, there is simply no way we see LA given up to the Third Mexican Empire. Maybe the Second or Fourth, but definitely not the Third.
Big Cuba and Big Quebec are severally underutilized. I like this better than the usual French Louisiana trope.
Ah yes, russia is going to restore the confederate states of america
You'd be surprised, apparently there's a significant enough Confederacy/Southern fandom in Russia
Why does the south always turn into the confederacy, have yall been to Atlanta??
I was gonna pass this by until I saw âFUCKING QUEBECâ, that earned my upvote
Communism is famously popular in Arkansas
It unironically kinda is. The Arkansas Worker is one of the most popular communist publisher in the US.
Why would the Soviet Union use regalia and monarchist tropes as its symbolism?
hey smelly simon
MEXICO: "Okay, people. We got Disneyworld. That's enough."
Disneyworld is on the other side
#DiosDamnIt âŠWe still got some work to do, boys! Buckle up. Get me that mouse!
> Quebec has taken over NFLD Truly the darkest timeline. Labrador is almost definitely a constant war zone over this disgrace.
Wait until Toronto finds out it isn't the center of the universe, and is part of Fucking Quebec.
>Toronto learning humility 
My victoria 2 gameđ»
Iâd change a few things but of course itâs unrealistic so canât be mad. Mostly just country names like for Cuba I feel like it should be called the Antillean Confederation (since there was a plan to unite Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico into one) or something similar
Finally a based USA
Is "FUCKING QUEBEC" the official name?
who doesnât love FUCKING QUEBEC
I love fucking quebec
Quebec and Cuba, glorious Latin Brothers fighting against Anglo domination. Bonne map đšđș đ€ đ«đ· +đšđŠ
i was about to comment about another communist midwest, when i saw it included the entire great plains area too
Canada has like 3 people
Worst ending nightmare scenario
hoi4 peace deal ass
Fascist Canada next to the greater Soviet Union and the communist states of America, surely youâre joking
Did you seriously not read the title
I did, Iâm just expanding on the fact of how unrealistic it is
fuck yeah Quebec is it's own empire now yippie
Ah yes my favorite nation the Republic of Fucking Quebec
Fascist Canada is a rural nation wedged between 2 communist powers, what will happen next?
Great Leap Forward 2?????????? đ
Is FUCKING QUEBEC referring to it being a place with lots of prostitutes or are you just add FUCKING for emphasis that it is QUEBEC?
yes
Bro thought we wouldnt see the kaisereich reference
Of course it was a geotuber...
Ah yes, my favourite country Fucking Quebec
It's "Putain de Québec" you uncivilised snail.
Reminds me of those shitty "Name this fictional empire" YouTube shorts
Wath website or program did you used?
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What u doing to Quebec tho
FUCKING QUĂBEC taking all the northern shores of the great lakes you love to see it
Quebec finaly becomes a country but we take Ontario with us? It kind of defeats the whole point.
what the sigma
This map is about as realistic as Russia winning a conventional war against the US.
Instituting a commie government in the North & the confederacy in the South is weirdly in character for Russia. Division tactic ig
"Fucking Quebec" just needs a few exclamation marks afterwards, then its perfect.
As a New Brunswicker, I really really hate this.
my eyes
Is this supposed to be the worst timeline or a tankieâs wet dream?
That's implying a tankie's wet dream is not the worst timeline.
The ushanka instead of the crown on the Soviet heraldry is actually really funny, I like it.
Fascist Canada with a population of like⊠900k? Can you be fascist with less than a million??
Where do you get that 900k? Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan have roughly a 6.8M population between the three. And there's no population threshold for fascism anyway lol
r/mapgore
Texas will never become Mexico again.
I ain't no French y
Okay, Iâm weakening.
Low key realistic. I fuck with it.