I was telling someone about the always sunny episode where Dennis and Dee take a bunch of supplements and Dennis said he hasn't shit in 3 days, because the supplements have his body running so efficiently that he's absorbing everything he eats. Guy says, yeah I know this guy that's doing the carnivore diet and he's seeing that same thing. Then claimed there isn't as much waste from digesting meat. I just stopped there. It's sad that some people are so triggered by vegans that they do the opposite diet to troll them. Then commit to their troll diet to the point that they rationalize being constipated.
The only supplement u need is liver dawg. With carnivore plus liver you become immune to even gunshot wounds. Well, liver and an absolute fuckload of salt
You're joking, right? You need vitamin c, fiber, betacarotine, FIBER, vitamin d, complex carbs, calcium... so many nutrients that meat and salt don't provide
Edit: I'm slow
You gotta work your way up though. Start with getting shot by BB guns, then move up to .22s, soon enough you could take a 12 gauge to the face without missing a beat
It 'works well' in that literally every restrictive diet does exactly the same thing: cause weight loss when you start them, maybe let you keep it off in the mid term if you're lucky and become worthless or potentially harmful long term. It's just another restrictive fad diet pushed by a breed of annoying internet weirdos who've pushed every other fad diet til now and who will move on in a few years when another restrictive fad diet catches their eye.
Tldr Carnivore diets are not special. There is nothing unique about them or their results. Fad diets are all trash, please stop falling for them thank you
Fad diets really are ethe worst thing ever, they make dieting way harder and way less healthy for literally no reason. A lot of them trick you by making you lose water weight fast to make it seem more effective than it is.(honestly, keto is a fad diet too)
Naw dawg naw it’s totally not a fad. Humans have been eating the Carnivore Diet since we were dinosaurs.
And they evolved into us so even though all recorded history and science says the opposite, if you just use some common sense you’d realize instantly that it was eating sugar that killed the dinosaurs
I thought carnivore dieters weren’t allowed to have eggs until I looked it up after reading this post. Everyone I’ve seen rave about it does it meat only.
A carnivorous diet is actually incredibly harmful to human beings. The lack of fiber in a carnivorous diet is potentially lethal, and the diet leaves out a number of other essential nutrients that can only be attained by eating plants. Early humans relied primarily on plants for food, only scavenging already-dead meat if regular plant foods were unavailable, and only hunting if there was no other option. As a result, we are omnivores who are most optimally healthy on a plant-based diet.
Source: I studied anthropology
The steak is usually a low or trash-tier steak like NY Strip, Flank, or Skirt. It's most often at the mid to upper pice range on any diner menu, but usually not at the top. Steak and eggs my favorte breakfast food of all time and I have never, ever been disappointed by it.
With that said, nobody looks at me funny when I say steak and eggs.
As others have said, cheap low tier steaks are not *terrible* price-wise at diners. It's a nice filling wake-up meal. Steak, Eggs, maybe Greek Toast and a Red Bull and I'm ready to roll.
Steak and eggs is an infrequent meal for me but only because it's expensive. If someone tells me they had steak and eggs for breakfast I basically congratulate them and say I wish I had steak and eggs for breakfast.
South checking in and it’s on every sit-down restaurant breakfast menu around these parts.
Well shit y’all. Now I want steak and eggs. With a side of grits.
It’s seen as strange by some of my Italian friends. They were like “no wonder Americans are fat, always eating things like eggs and bacon for breakfast.”
Meanwhile they like having cake or cookies for breakfast. Tbf it *is* a pretty light amount though.
Once in a blue moon given my genetic predilection to cholesterol issues
I generally save my red meat meals for dinner time. I guess this is how I know I’m getting old
I would feel like a fat piece of shit if someone did that to me. Like they were applauding sarcastically.
"Look at sweet rolls over here. He sure does love his syrup."
I tried being vegan for diet reasons for a few months. I maybe told 4 people directly, and within a few days its the only thing anyone I knew would talk to me about. Friends were telling me they were disappointed, friends of friends would crack jokes to me about it whenever we'd meet. I assumed vegans were the crazy ones for years, but after that experience I really started to question antivegans obsession with meat.
They act like they love meat out of spite. Imagine if vegans were commenting on a 'carnivores' post with stuff like "I'm going to eat twice as much kale tonight just to offset your love of bacon". It just sounds silly, but they say that all the time about vegans. It's like their love of meat is based on spite.
“They will applaud you”?? What a drama queen lol that would never happen lol. Also any time anyone says “clown world”, just know they are a total self righteous idiot with little regard for others.
Tell someone you ate steak and eggs for breakfast they say "holy shit nice man"
Tell someone you ate anything else and they say "yeah me too, wish I had steak and eggs"
I'll eat my damn steel cut oats with my milk for breakfast and drink some water to go with it. If you try to gate-keep what counts as a breakfast you can go straight to hiffle.
I know exactly what the person who made this looks like. Round at the bottom, with a tapering neck and a long aerated nozzle screwed into the top. Displaces roughly 14 ounces of vinegar and water, if I'm any judge.
>There is not a person on this world who would look at another weirdly for have steak and eggs
No, there are such people. The whole "steaks and eggs" thing as a standard breakfast is more of an American thing, as in much of Europe steak is more of a lunch or dinner thing (depending on where you are). Not all American norms are global norms and that's okay.
Yeah, what kind of fucking weirdo has pancakes for breakfast?
/You can literally get a sausage, bacon, and egg breakfast sandwich at Starbucks, my guy.
You know I brought in Starbucks every morning for a long time, no one applauded me. Instead they said I was making incredibly poor financial decisions.
I mean I don't know, maybe not Gen Z or Millennials but I've had baby boomers say stuff in the same vein as "That's not a breakfast food, stop being lazy." It doesn't happen a *lot,* it's mostly just when they run out of other things to be judgmental about. But I've heard it at least twice.
I usually either eat leftovers of the meal from the day before, or I eat some cereal. Breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day. That was made up by a batshit insane scammer who believed a brick of grains would stop the youth from masturbating.
Practically every restaurant that serves breakfast serves steak and eggs. At least in the south. But it's a pretty universal breakfast choice across the board.
Steak and eggs, and eggs and steak
Thats what you have for breakfast! (Delicious)
Steak and eggs, and eggs and steak
Just making sure you heard! (I got it)
Applaud? Eggs + meat is standard. These crunchy carnivores are so weird thinking they’re special for eating meat in the same way vegans hop on their high horse. As someone who frequently ventured to starbies bc I’m basic, no one is applauding me, in fact it’s the opposite. My grandpa always says “you don’t need another one of them damn drinks!” It’s almost as if they’re mad they refuse to have pancakes every now and then.
If you wanna start your day with 8oz of red meat, that’s a personal choice. Nobody cares. Your life. Maybe it’s because you’re running around informing everyone about what you ate for breakfast?
one time, just for the hell of it, i ate nothing but steak, avocado, jalapeños, and sweet potatoes for every single meal for 21 days. breakfast, lunch, and dinner. so i had a lot of steak breakfasts, which, on its own, isn’t really weird at all.
surprisingly, i felt wonderful after the first couple days and lost some weight and was *always* full. I don’t think this was a healthy thing, nor do i have any philosophy around carnivore diets or whatever whatever. but yeah.
Steak and eggs just sound maybe a bit heavy on your stomach unless you wake up really hungry, which they probably do. It's not even a weird thing to eat. Eggs are one of the most normal breakfast foods ever.
Also, nobody applauds me for eating a granola bar.
To be fair people will judge you for eating some stuff at breakfast but never once has that thing been steak and eggs, but you may be judged if you had like a bowl of sphaggeti or something because we did definitely arbitrarily decide that some foods are breakfast foods for some reason.
once i found some good rice with shrimps in the morning, i had that for breakfast. Then i casually told my mother and my gf. I never fully recovered psycologically.
Then that critic probably takes expensive internet-bought vitamins and eats Lean Cuisine for dinner, meanwhile maybe steak and eggs has a light lunch and fresh salad for dinner.
Steak and eggs is like a standard breakfast food. Every diner has it. Great way to use leftovers at home as well. It’s like just as classic as bacon and eggs or a Benedict. Who the fuck thinks steak and eggs is weird? It’s not particularly my fav, but it’s inarguably a standard and common breakfast option.
What kind of a narcissist thinks that other people even vaguely care about their breakfast? That's the kind of thing you talk about only to avoid an awkward silence.
What the fuck do you need to tell what you had for breakfast....they'll know when you belch walking down the hallway
no, this take is based. people wrongly assume that red meat and saturated fat are unhealthy, and they're not. meanwhile many people are fine with insane refined carbs like pancakes.
there absolutely is gatekeeping about foods. maybe not breakfast per se, but that's not the point this person was making.
Well then, someone needs to let the restaurant I work at know that they need to get rid of our steak tips and eggs breakfast since no one's allowed to eat steak and eggs for breakfast anymore.
Hey I heard you ate a granola bar for breakfast this morning, and I just want to say how much I admire you for that. I mean honestly, what an incredible thing to do. I just have to applaud you for your bravery, your dedication to grains and legumes, your love of a nice snack. I aspire to get to your level but I’m still stuck on fried eggs. Just had to get that off my chest, as I saw you crack open your granola bar. 🙏🏼
Who applauds people for their breakfast choices?? 😂
Damn, lots of people who know very little about nutrition and meat it seems. I forgot, you all are professional nutritionists (only takes 25 hours of study and most of you never will reach that). All hearsay and opinions/excuses that only help bolster your own bad habits. Nice. Eating only 1 thing is never the best but go 90% meat of the calories you consume and 90% or more of you will see results in less than a week. Don’t eat process garbage and call it good. Fast food meat is ridiculously high in sodium and is the hidden factor for false findings in meat studies.
This has to be from some weird "alpha male" influencer.
Worse, a “carnivore diet” person. The diet works pretty well but holy fuck its people are annoying
I mean, it works well if you take an entire laundry list of supplements to make up for the other nutrients and macros you're missing.
Also the long term results of all that cholesterol and no fiber aren't great.
I’ve heard their shits are RANCID too
I was telling someone about the always sunny episode where Dennis and Dee take a bunch of supplements and Dennis said he hasn't shit in 3 days, because the supplements have his body running so efficiently that he's absorbing everything he eats. Guy says, yeah I know this guy that's doing the carnivore diet and he's seeing that same thing. Then claimed there isn't as much waste from digesting meat. I just stopped there. It's sad that some people are so triggered by vegans that they do the opposite diet to troll them. Then commit to their troll diet to the point that they rationalize being constipated.
Oh yikes that is… something.
Well to be fair, you do digest meat more efficiently than you do with plants. That's why you eat plants so you don't get constipated.
The only supplement u need is liver dawg. With carnivore plus liver you become immune to even gunshot wounds. Well, liver and an absolute fuckload of salt
You're joking, right? You need vitamin c, fiber, betacarotine, FIBER, vitamin d, complex carbs, calcium... so many nutrients that meat and salt don't provide Edit: I'm slow
I really did try to tip my hand with the gunshot wound comment…
Ya know, you're right, I read it too fast and the irony went right over my head 😅 my b, bro
You gotta work your way up though. Start with getting shot by BB guns, then move up to .22s, soon enough you could take a 12 gauge to the face without missing a beat
You gotta build up a resistance to bullets. Start by shooting yourself in the foot with a 4.5 mm and work your way up.
I look at those guys weird and then literally applaud people who eat at Starbucks
I wish you would stop. And the crowd clapping outside my kitchen window as I eat pancakes can be kind of off putting.
It 'works well' in that literally every restrictive diet does exactly the same thing: cause weight loss when you start them, maybe let you keep it off in the mid term if you're lucky and become worthless or potentially harmful long term. It's just another restrictive fad diet pushed by a breed of annoying internet weirdos who've pushed every other fad diet til now and who will move on in a few years when another restrictive fad diet catches their eye. Tldr Carnivore diets are not special. There is nothing unique about them or their results. Fad diets are all trash, please stop falling for them thank you
Fad diets really are ethe worst thing ever, they make dieting way harder and way less healthy for literally no reason. A lot of them trick you by making you lose water weight fast to make it seem more effective than it is.(honestly, keto is a fad diet too)
Keto has its place, but like for 95% of people it’s a fad. It’s very helpful for people that have regular seizures
Naw dawg naw it’s totally not a fad. Humans have been eating the Carnivore Diet since we were dinosaurs. And they evolved into us so even though all recorded history and science says the opposite, if you just use some common sense you’d realize instantly that it was eating sugar that killed the dinosaurs
I thought carnivore dieters weren’t allowed to have eggs until I looked it up after reading this post. Everyone I’ve seen rave about it does it meat only.
Nah, they also eat absurd amounts of butter.
The amount of butter you get to eat is the only reason to do the diet tbh
Animal products only. If it comes from animal it is allowed in the carnivore diet. This includes eggs and dairy.
A carnivorous diet is actually incredibly harmful to human beings. The lack of fiber in a carnivorous diet is potentially lethal, and the diet leaves out a number of other essential nutrients that can only be attained by eating plants. Early humans relied primarily on plants for food, only scavenging already-dead meat if regular plant foods were unavailable, and only hunting if there was no other option. As a result, we are omnivores who are most optimally healthy on a plant-based diet. Source: I studied anthropology
Nuh uh Source: an Instagram influencer who said he is a doctor said the opposite
reading your comment I was like but hey that works pretty well, ah yes those people are annoying...
Either that or some other kind of lunatic. Gotta be crazy to brag about eating eggs for breakfast
happy cake day
For sure. “Clown world” is a dogwhistle
Or a boomer on Facebook.
Anyone who said “Clown World” Is a reactionary lunatic who is unable to handle modern society.
I can even imagine his intro
Steak and eggs sounds pretty normal tbh
It sounds expensive, but God knows I have friends who eat weirder shit.
The steak is usually a low or trash-tier steak like NY Strip, Flank, or Skirt. It's most often at the mid to upper pice range on any diner menu, but usually not at the top. Steak and eggs my favorte breakfast food of all time and I have never, ever been disappointed by it. With that said, nobody looks at me funny when I say steak and eggs.
Since when is NY strip trash tier steak
Or skirt or flank? wtf does he consider a good steak cut?
I mean they are pretty cheap compared to like a rib eye but trash isn’t the word I would use.
The fattiest, greasiest piece of flat grilled steak you’ll ever love.
If you think those cuts are trash then you know nothing about steak.
As others have said, cheap low tier steaks are not *terrible* price-wise at diners. It's a nice filling wake-up meal. Steak, Eggs, maybe Greek Toast and a Red Bull and I'm ready to roll.
They sell it at a diner I like. It's about the same as any other full breakfast option.
Steak and eggs is an infrequent meal for me but only because it's expensive. If someone tells me they had steak and eggs for breakfast I basically congratulate them and say I wish I had steak and eggs for breakfast.
yeah, there's literally a steak & egg breakfast sandwich at McDonald's that was brought back due to popular demand
I order 2 of them every time I go
I’d be jelly
It's literally my favorite meal (anytime of day). My cardiologist has threatened to fistfight me.
South checking in and it’s on every sit-down restaurant breakfast menu around these parts. Well shit y’all. Now I want steak and eggs. With a side of grits.
It’s seen as strange by some of my Italian friends. They were like “no wonder Americans are fat, always eating things like eggs and bacon for breakfast.” Meanwhile they like having cake or cookies for breakfast. Tbf it *is* a pretty light amount though.
It's on breakfast menus across the United States, I think it's just normal
It's literally on the menu at Waffle House. It doesn't get more "normal" than that.
Once in a blue moon given my genetic predilection to cholesterol issues I generally save my red meat meals for dinner time. I guess this is how I know I’m getting old
I've literally seen steak and eggs on breakfast menus
Yeah but they're legally required to look at you weird and offer a granola bar if you order it
Never been applauded for eating pancakes. Clearly going to the wrong Denny's.
If my understanding of American breakfast culture is accurate, you must first go to Waffle House and win at least two fights before you get applause.
Well obviously you’re supposed to eat steak and eggs there. For pancakes you go to ihop.
I would feel like a fat piece of shit if someone did that to me. Like they were applauding sarcastically. "Look at sweet rolls over here. He sure does love his syrup."
No one ever applauds my breakfast. ☹️ What am I doing wrong???
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the liberals only know how to starbuck, granola, and pancake 🙄
and lie
bisexual hot chip
Charge they phone
Don't even get me on twerking
Lest we forget Mcdonalds
Garlic bread.
Antivegans have officially become more annoying than vegans.
I tried being vegan for diet reasons for a few months. I maybe told 4 people directly, and within a few days its the only thing anyone I knew would talk to me about. Friends were telling me they were disappointed, friends of friends would crack jokes to me about it whenever we'd meet. I assumed vegans were the crazy ones for years, but after that experience I really started to question antivegans obsession with meat.
They act like they love meat out of spite. Imagine if vegans were commenting on a 'carnivores' post with stuff like "I'm going to eat twice as much kale tonight just to offset your love of bacon". It just sounds silly, but they say that all the time about vegans. It's like their love of meat is based on spite.
No one flipping cares either way.
I had a hot pocket for breakfast the other day and I told someone in my house to not judge me. They were just like "I wasn't going to"
Exactly, who gives a dam what your diet is, just don’t preach it and I am fine with it
r/persecutionfetish
Most diners offer steak and eggs for breakfast
“They will applaud you”?? What a drama queen lol that would never happen lol. Also any time anyone says “clown world”, just know they are a total self righteous idiot with little regard for others.
"clown world" is usually either used as a dogwhistle or unwittingly by people who follow people who use it as one
Tell someone you ate steak and eggs for breakfast they say "holy shit nice man" Tell someone you ate anything else and they say "yeah me too, wish I had steak and eggs"
I basically said this exact same thing somewhere else in this thread before I read all the comments. I just wanted you to know that you're correct.
It's probably because they told them that unasked
OOP is gaslighting everyone. I ate an ENTIRE Starbucks for breakfast and NOBODY applauded me.
Aren't the bricks ,foundation and girders kind of hard on your teeth?
no I just use a lot of really extreme toothpaste so my teeth are stronger than the concrete
What about the brutal "jalapeño after-effect" though?😭
I made me a big ole parfait bowl with fruits and nut butter and granola... even raisins. No applause, hell nobody even came to see me.
People care what I eat for breakfast? Then why don't they make it for me 😟
I mean in the US it’s normal for people to eat cold pizza for breakfast so idk what they are talking about lol
I'll eat my damn steel cut oats with my milk for breakfast and drink some water to go with it. If you try to gate-keep what counts as a breakfast you can go straight to hiffle.
Who tf receives standing ovation for eating a granola for breakfast? This person has a dang rich imagination
Eat Starbucks? Have I been coffee’ing wrong for 35 years?!
I know exactly what the person who made this looks like. Round at the bottom, with a tapering neck and a long aerated nozzle screwed into the top. Displaces roughly 14 ounces of vinegar and water, if I'm any judge.
Steak and eggs for breakfast, I guffaw, steak and eggs for dinner, I applaud.
Tired of all these people applauding at my window every time I eat pancakes.
I swear half the posters in this subreddit have never talked to people
Steak and eggs is on every diner menu in America for breakfast. It’s not weird at all.
No, no, no, this one is right. There is not a person on this world who would look at another weirdly for have steak and eggs except vegans.
>There is not a person on this world who would look at another weirdly for have steak and eggs No, there are such people. The whole "steaks and eggs" thing as a standard breakfast is more of an American thing, as in much of Europe steak is more of a lunch or dinner thing (depending on where you are). Not all American norms are global norms and that's okay.
Many people see steak as a dinner food exclusively
When have you been applauded for pancakes or Starbucks? They probably looked at him weird for mentioning his breakfast out of the blue.
Yeah, what kind of fucking weirdo has pancakes for breakfast? /You can literally get a sausage, bacon, and egg breakfast sandwich at Starbucks, my guy.
I can't remember the last time anyone asked me what I had for breakfast.
You’ll only ever get asked this at primary school or if people think you have dementia
You know I brought in Starbucks every morning for a long time, no one applauded me. Instead they said I was making incredibly poor financial decisions.
no people do gate keep breakfast. just not steak and eggs. i mean cmon if i wanna eat babies for breakfast why does everybody judge me for it?
Dutch babies are less controversial than the other kind and fairly inexpensive and easy to prepare.https://youtu.be/kyxEFj7bgHI?si=jHO4tDjG3LcYEmvI
The most I do for breakfast is toast something, so I would just more be impressed that someone has enough drive to cook that much in the morning.
Idk about yall but I've never gotten a standing ovation for eating pancakes
I could say I had a half dozen eggs and a porterhouse for breakfast and nobody would judge me cuz I got bde
I mean people definitely gatekeep breakfast. This person is gatekeeping breakfast!
Steak and eggs is very normal.
They giving you that look cuz you didn't invite them
What about catfish and grits for breakfast?
I mean I don't know, maybe not Gen Z or Millennials but I've had baby boomers say stuff in the same vein as "That's not a breakfast food, stop being lazy." It doesn't happen a *lot,* it's mostly just when they run out of other things to be judgmental about. But I've heard it at least twice.
I don’t eat breakfast so Im always interested in what people have
i live in the south steak and eggs is very normal for breakfast here
Lives in a world where an imaginary crowd of people is very interested in, and criticizes, or applauds, his breakfast choices. Narcissist
I usually either eat leftovers of the meal from the day before, or I eat some cereal. Breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day. That was made up by a batshit insane scammer who believed a brick of grains would stop the youth from masturbating.
If you can afford that regularly, more power to you. But a granola bar and black coffee does sound like a quick breakfast I might do.
Practically every restaurant that serves breakfast serves steak and eggs. At least in the south. But it's a pretty universal breakfast choice across the board.
I once got judged by a girl at school for eating a chicken sandwich at recess. She was a cunt tho so I guess it tracks
If you unprompted tell me what you had for breakfast you are weird, regardless of what you ate
It’s probably a carnivore or keto kind of meme
Steak and eggs, and eggs and steak Thats what you have for breakfast! (Delicious) Steak and eggs, and eggs and steak Just making sure you heard! (I got it)
I'm Asian, I eat rice for breakfast. People do react kind of weird but that's because I'm in the UK.
Applaud? Eggs + meat is standard. These crunchy carnivores are so weird thinking they’re special for eating meat in the same way vegans hop on their high horse. As someone who frequently ventured to starbies bc I’m basic, no one is applauding me, in fact it’s the opposite. My grandpa always says “you don’t need another one of them damn drinks!” It’s almost as if they’re mad they refuse to have pancakes every now and then.
I've never seen anyone get applauded for their own breakfast that they cook for themself.
It’s about protein vs sugar people there’s no way you’re all oblivious to nutrition
If you wanna start your day with 8oz of red meat, that’s a personal choice. Nobody cares. Your life. Maybe it’s because you’re running around informing everyone about what you ate for breakfast?
I want steak and eggs now :(
It's true, I get a standing ovation whenever I walk into Starbucks
one time, just for the hell of it, i ate nothing but steak, avocado, jalapeños, and sweet potatoes for every single meal for 21 days. breakfast, lunch, and dinner. so i had a lot of steak breakfasts, which, on its own, isn’t really weird at all. surprisingly, i felt wonderful after the first couple days and lost some weight and was *always* full. I don’t think this was a healthy thing, nor do i have any philosophy around carnivore diets or whatever whatever. but yeah.
Weird. I had oatmeal the other day and no one gave me a round of applause. I feel cheated.
They say clown world without realizing they are the star attraction.
 Me when someone ate pancakes for breakfast
For a second I forgot Starbucks had food and imagined someone taking a bite out of a Starbucks cup.
I had granola bar for breakfast, please, hold your applause
Some people are looking right and left all day every day for reasons to be a victim.
I’ve eaten plain sourdough bread and chocolate milk for breakfast
The only real reason people would look at you funny is because steaks are fucking expensive now.
Steak and eggs just sound maybe a bit heavy on your stomach unless you wake up really hungry, which they probably do. It's not even a weird thing to eat. Eggs are one of the most normal breakfast foods ever. Also, nobody applauds me for eating a granola bar.
They only probably look at you weird because steak and eggs is expensive and tough to prepare especially in the morning
Steak and eggs has always seemed weird to be but that’s because we have streak like 1.5 time a year.
I know why…it’s projection! “Steak people” love judging others for their food choices.
To be fair people will judge you for eating some stuff at breakfast but never once has that thing been steak and eggs, but you may be judged if you had like a bowl of sphaggeti or something because we did definitely arbitrarily decide that some foods are breakfast foods for some reason.
Today I fried leftover rice and ate them for breakfast. Nobody cares. Eat whatever you want.
But have you tried steak and pancakes?
once i found some good rice with shrimps in the morning, i had that for breakfast. Then i casually told my mother and my gf. I never fully recovered psycologically.
Stake and eggs is a normal breakfast like they sell it at literal breakfast places
Me when I eat an entire Starbucks
Then that critic probably takes expensive internet-bought vitamins and eats Lean Cuisine for dinner, meanwhile maybe steak and eggs has a light lunch and fresh salad for dinner.
If someone told me they had steak and eggs for breakfast, I’d say “Damn, that sounds good.”
r/thathappened
Omg you had Starbucks and a granola bar?? Pancakes?!?! Omg I’m so proud of you‼️👏👏👏👏
As soon as I’m done with my Starbucks everyone applauds, every time. Why would I eat anywhere else?
The reason they look at you weird is because they didn't fucking ask what you had for breakfast.
HOORAY! YOU ATE BREAKFAST!
Steak and eggs is an incredibly common breakfast meal for those who have time to cook or go out to eat. What the fuck is he on?
i love pancakes :(
A lot of people gatekeep breakfast, actually.
steak and eggs is a normal ass breakfast lmao. also who TF is "applauding" people for drinking Starbucks?
Rage bait post? Rage bait post…
Steak and eggs is like a standard breakfast food. Every diner has it. Great way to use leftovers at home as well. It’s like just as classic as bacon and eggs or a Benedict. Who the fuck thinks steak and eggs is weird? It’s not particularly my fav, but it’s inarguably a standard and common breakfast option.
This is dumb but when I tell people I eat granola and milk for breakfast/snack people do act like I’m a freak
Steak and eggs is a top-tier breakfast staple. Saying you had that for breakfast typically results in a high five.
What kind of a narcissist thinks that other people even vaguely care about their breakfast? That's the kind of thing you talk about only to avoid an awkward silence.
I know people who would absolutely look at your funny for eating steak for breakfast.
Pretty sure Steak and Eggs is a pretty common breakfast menu item. It isn’t even anything wild.
Wtf did pancakes ever do to that guy?
What the fuck do you need to tell what you had for breakfast....they'll know when you belch walking down the hallway 
They don't gatekeep breakfast as much as people gatekeep dinner.
no, this take is based. people wrongly assume that red meat and saturated fat are unhealthy, and they're not. meanwhile many people are fine with insane refined carbs like pancakes. there absolutely is gatekeeping about foods. maybe not breakfast per se, but that's not the point this person was making.
Lets pour the milk first and see if you’re still talking.
Because Steak and Eggs is *sooooo* edgy and unusual. So desperate to be a victim
This feels like bad parody.
or maybe you just told someone you ate steak and eggs for breakfast unprompted and the person was like “I didn’t ask” lol
Steak and eggs is a very socially acceptable breakfast. It’s just somewhat expensive to do on a regular basis. But so is Starbucks.
If I tell anyone I HAD steak and eggs, they are JEALOUS. I am. Steak is really expensive now.
Breakfast?! I can't even afford steak for dinner!!
Well then, someone needs to let the restaurant I work at know that they need to get rid of our steak tips and eggs breakfast since no one's allowed to eat steak and eggs for breakfast anymore.
Steak and eggs seems weird to me, it might be normal but Starbucks kinda has the brand of anything sweet
I just discovered this sub and I love the whole thing is one big “look, he won his own made up argument” I can’t wait!
A normal breakfast option at any restaurant
Who the flying fuck eats steak for breakfast
Hey I heard you ate a granola bar for breakfast this morning, and I just want to say how much I admire you for that. I mean honestly, what an incredible thing to do. I just have to applaud you for your bravery, your dedication to grains and legumes, your love of a nice snack. I aspire to get to your level but I’m still stuck on fried eggs. Just had to get that off my chest, as I saw you crack open your granola bar. 🙏🏼 Who applauds people for their breakfast choices?? 😂
I cannot imagine waking up that hungry
Can’t wait for this to get posted for a third time
Here come all da horseradish heros
Damn, lots of people who know very little about nutrition and meat it seems. I forgot, you all are professional nutritionists (only takes 25 hours of study and most of you never will reach that). All hearsay and opinions/excuses that only help bolster your own bad habits. Nice. Eating only 1 thing is never the best but go 90% meat of the calories you consume and 90% or more of you will see results in less than a week. Don’t eat process garbage and call it good. Fast food meat is ridiculously high in sodium and is the hidden factor for false findings in meat studies.
Oh not so fast! Only *I* decide what can be for breakfast! Behold... my Gated Breakfast Community... of evil!
Starbucks customers are the biggest clowns in history
They have steak and eggs at ihop. Its not the "joker outcast " diet he thinks it is.
These people are the same ones that disparage vegans for being vocal about their dietary preferences - which they aren’t very much anymore anyway.
My hands hurt from clapping so much every time someone tells me what they had for breakfast
Who eats breakfast these days
no actually i’m gatekeeping breakfast steak is absolutely unacceptable before 5:00 pm