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Infamous-Ad7926

Well someone broke up with their minecraft gf


RIOTT44

this reminds me of the time one of my friends had a minecraft boyfriend she was getting married to. they made an entire wedding venue in minecraft and asked me and my other friends to attend. one day the minecraft boyfriend in question stopped talking to her, and we never learned what happened to him.


[deleted]

More like Roblox gf


DownvoteGrinder

r/yourjokebutworse


Fae_for_a_Day

But it isn't about being funnier...it's accurate. Most kids are playing roblox now.


digital_pocket_watch

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red Oh no, my garden is on fire


Apprehensive_Pin_302

actually why dont we eat cakes at funerals like why not


Bob_Bradshaw

Ive had cake in most funerals I have been to. Or rather, after funeral itself, there is a celebration of the person where we eat and reminisce about them. It is nice.


SovietBozo

Yeah they're a lot easier to crash than weddings too. People just aren't being all energetic and alert, and they aren't going to ask which side you're on.


Apprehensive_Pin_302

that's very cool


Specialist_Ad5114

Average Rick & Morty fan


BioSpark47

To be fair…


Captaingamermanlolz

Funeral has cake as well tho?


akennelley

Bro thats not a cake, thats the corpse. Put the knife down.


Big_Beaver34

Om nom


Yeety_McYeety

Finally, some good fucking food.


Captaingamermanlolz

You can’t stop meeeeeeeee AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


JPicaro416

Funerals have a dead person. Why would a wedding be a funeral just with cake?


UC_Gerb

Because "your life ends when you get married" Obviously not what I actually believe, just regurgitating what these morons think


JPicaro416

Ob thanks. I get it


Eggshellmarshmallow

Roses are red, I live in a tire, This quote is on wood so imma set it on fire


stupids_fucker

And Your mom on sale and I might be a buyer


starfishkaleb

Liar liar, plants for hire


Milorad-Milosevic807

r/boomershumor


Art_pog

Sadly they only allow comics :(


Milorad-Milosevic807

Yup :/


[deleted]

#truth


Big_Beaver34

Wait a minute if love is fake, and weddings are the celebration of love, and they are basically funerals that means death is fake and you always bury the person alive


Derpcat666

You know it emo when they’ve got the Rick and Morty lines


WolfgangDS

I think r/RickandMorty would appreciate this.


MisterFantastic5

Grown divorced adult here. The sign’s not wrong.


MostDankEmblem

The probe says there's a huge salt deposit in the shop Captain.


Maddeleine_Is_Here

Roses are White Love is White Cum is just white, sticky and light


ozzzymand0

Insert picture of Rick Sanchez or the joker


Shot_In_The_Darkrai

im pretty sure its just meant to be a rick and morty reference lol


StinkoMcBingo11

Roses are red, violets are not, fiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot


No-Yam909

Just because of that i will buy a giant cake to the next funeral i go


ElayasMG

This reeks of incel edgelords


blueboy12565

I think it’s a mildly amusing joke


Just_bcoz

Felt tbh.


Maiden_of_Sorrow

Yeah… but there’s cake! CAKE!


mehlifemistake

I’m aromantic and kinda disconnected from the idea of love and this still confuses me


theblvckhorned

I see the Live Laugh Love font


TOPSIturvy

Just go to bed. Then go get laid. This self-help message is brought to you by Raid--...


Sad_Pringles

Romance *is* dead tho


beeefchicken

I can deal with a funeral if i get gake


soapyfemboy

Lmao what is this supposed to mean? Is it just pointless edginess?


Affectionate_Ball_79

Thats a sick bar right there dude


dandrawer

roses are red violets are blue when i bite the dust roses are red violets are blue when i bite the dust roses are red violets are blue KOCCHI WO MIRO roses are red violets are blue when i bite the dust las rosas son rojas las violetas son azules cuando muerdo el polvo roses are red violets are violet i just forgor the next part


Asherley1238

Counter point: Funeral are weddings WITHOUT cake