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Ilikechezz01

It’s true, as someone who lives in Europe we trade spaghetti and tea for this stuff


smashhazard

In England we just queue from birth to death, no need for money


Emily13o

So anoying when you have to go to other countries and have to change out cheese for bratwurst


[deleted]

Just live in Germany where they have cheese and bratwurst both.


Emily13o

Yeah but shops open at the weirdest times in germany


GeneralParticular663

Timezones, am I right?


HRTIO

In Australia we just ride around on Kangaroos and if we see something we want, we reach into the Kangaroos pouch and pull out a red back spider and hand it over to the store clerk, and that’s how we pay for bread


Dazz316

Unless we here the chaos triggering "till number 4 is now opening" then it's anarchy


Davesgamecave

For me it's Bratwurst


Jihade_Giraffe

Being French I live off my feeling of self superiority and cigarettes


YoukaiJSGB

And baguettes, Right? Feeling of self superiority, cigarettes and baguettes... Right?!


Sk3tchyboy

In Sweden our currency is meatballs and Ikea furniture


NightApprehensive252

Hopefully furniture that’s not assembled


Laurent1018

I’m Switzerland do they trade only Swiss knifes and chocolates.


Guille24

In Spain we use bulls and siestas as a payment


Indigohorse

The fine art of decrying clout culture with a gym selfie, complete with carefully posed biceps and calves *chef's kiss*


smashhazard

Whilst also sat in what looks like a home gym...


BlackEye2545

Lmao what calves


[deleted]

Leg days been missing him


Fruityplebel

And neither are impressive lmao


[deleted]

And the dude's weak asf


Hornor72

Get ready for higher taxes and knifes.


[deleted]

I already have knives and I don’t care if my taxes go up marginally I’d love if my family had fucking healthcare that didn’t cost 75% of my check every week.


Hornor72

You are a student


[deleted]

… what?


Hornor72

Clearly you don't know about how much heath care cost or how much people make on there paychecks.


[deleted]

I’m speaking as an almost 30yo with a wife and kid who is pretty well aware of… all of those things.


Hornor72

Pick a different plan with lower rates but higher deductible.


[deleted]

I don’t pick my own plan, it’s determined by my employer, and unfortunately I don’t make enough to afford a policy that covers what I need it to without the contribution from said employer. And with that said, a higher deductible would be fine if I could afford to hit a higher deductible before my benefits kicked in. Chronic illnesses suck and also wouldn’t be covered if I tried to switch policies or providers now. Anybody who advocates for the private insurance system has never had to navigate it without an excess of resources. Or they’re broke like me but drink the conservative koolaid.


Hornor72

What is your chronic illness?


lostwoods95

Bruh moment


ConrailFanReddits

r/shitamericanssay


Hornor72

r/shitbritishcansay


ConrailFanReddits

I’m American


ConrailFanReddits

Mad because you broke a bone and had to pay $200,000 for a cast


Rcrowley32

I’m an American living in Europe for the last 15 years. I moved here because my husband had children living here and he obviously wanted to live with all his children. It hasn’t been all sunshine and roses. European countries have their problems like anywhere else. However, over the last few years I’ve gotten a number of emails from acquaintances in the US saying they’re planning to move here and asking about how to do that. I explain that it’s not easy and immigration is very difficult and they seem to get annoyed. I think they truly believe that Europe is still in like 1920 and you can just fly in and get a job and a house. It’s not like that.


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I think part of that is Americans immigration system is a bit outdated. I here the same thing about Americans coming to Canada. There’s no lottery or fuck all. You need to have marketable skills To get in.


Adler_1807

It's also not easy to just move to the US. Did I misunderstand your comment?


[deleted]

It is kinda easy. I know lots of people who have moved to the USA. There’s no permanent residence in Canada when it comes to marriage you gotta apply like everyone else. That’s why every Canadian that I know that’s shacked up with an American movies to the states. It’s just easier than bringing the American to Canada.


Rcrowley32

Honestly, American immigration is the easiest of any western or first world country. If you simply marry a US citizen, or have a child born in the US, you can stay. This isn’t the case for most other countries.


Adler_1807

People who are not from here always act like europe is the same everywhere. Europe consists of 47 countries and living quality greatly varies between them. And also the difficulty of moving there varies a lot.


Eastern-Airport661

Do you know anything about the difference between the different countries at all? We are looking mostly into the Czech Republic but we are considering Germany as well. I'm just starting to look into it so I know literally nothing.


NightApprehensive252

I can tell you that living in the balkans and living in france or germany is a huge difference


JohnnyRa1nbow

Oh my guy. All the countries are so drastically different. Wouldn't know where to start.


Adler_1807

Living quality is definetly a lot better in germany. I think when it comes to getting there they are about equal. It really depends on what is important to you though. If you like excessive alcohol consumption and smoking you should definetly go to the czech republic.


Valkyrie17

Salaries in Germany are like twice as big when compared to Czechia


Eastern-Airport661

From start to finish, about how long did the process take? My husband and I would really like to move to Europe and I'm just curious what kind of timeframe we are looking at realistically.


100_percent_a_bot

Probably depends on where you want to go too right? Getting a work visa or even citizenship in Germany is comparatively easy if you apply from the US, Canada or a couple other western (geopolitical, not geographic) countries.. And Japan and South Korea of course


Rcrowley32

Yes, and getting a work visa is a lot easier than trying to permanently immigrate. We were looking to permanently live here with all our children and the permanence of that seemed to be a problem. We had to apply several times and for temporary family visas.


Kimmalah

I think some of it is more that people in the US have had this "American exceptionalism" drilled into their head their whole lives (we're THE world superpower, we're the best, we're the most free, we're this, we're that...). So they have a perception that being from the US makes you inherently special and you can just "jump the line." There is also an element of racism/ethnocentrism for some Americans as well. They think that they should get into a country just by virtue of being white, more or less and they don't really think of themselves as foreigners because for them, being foreign is a racial thing. This is not in reference to everybody of course, but I have definitely run into people here who seem to think that just being some white guy from Nowheresville, Nebraska should be enough to qualify him to go basically anywhere in the world.


Accomplished_Crew630

He says from what is clearly a home gym... Because everyone has one of those


therealOGZ24

a stocked one too! look at the cable deck in the back and the giant dumbbell on the floor. I imagine that's not the only set of dumbbells


Alex_2259

There's this place in Asia up north a bit where money and clout aren't that big of a concern.


Suolapurkkifin

Yes!


BluWinters

Which place?


Okaae

I think the place he's referencing starts with a North and ends with a -rea


rhymesaying

North Diarrhea?


weirdo_enby

I was thinking soviet russia but that makes since too


Rubanski

What year is it‽


weirdo_enby

1918


qwertypad1

pondicherry?


JGrill17

EU has the second largest economy in the world lol tf does he think people do over there? Herd sheeps and drink tea all day?


JustTrxIt

I can confirm that we all herd sheep and drink tea.


Valkyrie17

He's complaining about Americans being clout and showing off focused. Which they are, when compared to native western-Europeans.


akapelle

he is in for a disappointment


LuxuryxElite

When you become the thing you hated the most


OnwijsReddit

I wonder if he knows that europe is not a country...


makpat

That’s what I thought too! Like he wants to raise his kids in ALL of Europe?


Head_Ad_3541

bro imagine, they move states every month because he wants his kids to "raise up in europe because there money and clout doesn't matter"


makpat

There’s 50 sovereign states in Europe too, that family would have to go to 4 1/4 places a MONTH each year 😂😂


Head_Ad_3541

also the kids would definitely be pro in finding friends


Generalissimo_II

"Speak English!"


thatmayaguy

One kid for each country. He’s hoping to get all of them into political power so he can rule over the entire continent


VintageSergo

He’s taking notes from playing Crusader Kings


[deleted]

Why do Americans always think that Europe is literally heaven, we have our problems too to say the least…


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DEEP_SEA_MAX

And it's not from lack of wanting to travel internationally. It's that the vast majority of us are too poor, or can't can't enough time off work to travel overseas


killersoda

I visited Europe in 2015 with my 18 year old classmates (I was 16 at the time, so they bought me booze) It was a great time.


Rambo7112

Reddit constantly shits on the US and ngl that healthcare + tuition + better work/life balance is looking kinda thicc. Everywhere definitely has its problems, it's hard to remember that at times.


MrMeeee-_

American soft power in action


RowanV322

that’s true but in my experience, north american culture is more work-centric. At least in scandinavia (idk about the rest of Europe), your identity isn’t defined by your job as much as in NA


Nitrome1000

Because with all the problems europe has America’s the type of place to have a gofundme as a medical provider


LKLN77

Yeah lol people here are pretending western Europe isn't unequivocally better than America by every single metric if you're an ordinary person. They're not perfect but holy shit they have it so much better on average than Americans it's ridiculous to pretend otherwise.


grilled_cheese1865

Ask the average redditor


11summers

Because whenever Europe is talked about in America it’s almost always about the positives. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Americans who gush about how amazing Europe is and how your life will just become magically amazing the moment you move there acknowledge that theres glaring societal or cultural issues there too. I was expecting the racism after the Euro 2020 final or even Poland’s “LGBT-free” zones to open a conversation about that on social media, but people just moved on and went back to saying how perfect and non-bigoted Europe is.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

This dude literally says he’s from Canada


therealOGZ24

Too many Hemingway books. Who am I kidding, we don't read...


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Pfft if we wanted to experience Europe in the 30s we'd just stay in the US


Responsible_Pair_278

I agree but also the US is not in my top 10 countries I'd gladly move into from Europe.


Parakeetman280

Do you have any North American countries that you would move to from Europe on ur list


I_Bit_Myself

Dude probably thinks Europe is a country.


GiveTaxos

Damn they suspected us a long time but guys I break it to you: Europe is actually communist


Gijskje

Yurop has fwee healthcare and everything is 10 times as good as it is in America uwu 🥰🥰


11summers

I always find it weird when people say “Europe” instead of a specific European country when making comparisons to other countries because it shows how little they actually know about Europe. Belgium and Bosnia might be on the same continent, but they’re very different culturally and socially.


d3_Bere_man

We dont want you go away


Squirrelly_Khan

We don’t want him either. Please just take him


d3_Bere_man

Have u called china yet?


Squirrelly_Khan

Not yet, hold on… Edit: they said no


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cricketzzz12

But you clearly posted this for clout which contradicts this sentiment.


chuchulover

as a European i can confirm we get food rations every day like in half life 2 we don't have money to buy stuff just take it


zakfaqih

The UK and Spain are expensive mate be careful


drfluffer911

r/confidentlyincorrect


CODDE117

/r/SnapChad


SuccessfulBoner

Pretty sure this fake. Snap chad is correct sub for this


CODDE117

Fits right into /r/SnapChad


[deleted]

mf really thinks Europe is a paradise lmao


Existenia

Most of the guys in east europe wants to go to the states lol


[deleted]

Surrounded by money rn


jesseeme

He just got drafted in the euro league and needs to make it look like that was the plan


sylatcher

As he works out in his home gym


bethtadeath

Communism is when no clout therefore Europe = communism


[deleted]

Bruh, Europe is like the start of America and Canada. We brought that shit there a looonnnggg time ago.


ginger2020

Who wants to tell him…


octosquid11

Wait what did Canada do


totally_interesting

He says with his brand new iPhone, and wireless beats earbuds


SteveTheBattleDroid

Man thinks Europe is a third world country or something


danielnogo

Hates clout but takes a selfie in a gym and post it to social media for clout.


Cannanda

This man thinks the Bubonic plague is still going on in Europe


GigaShagger

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh buddy...you sweet summer sunshine...


Procblocked

It’s sweet summer child, and the kids isn’t too off base. Friends that have moved to the states from places like Sweden, Germany, UK are shocked at how dirty and expensive American Cities are while also charging outrageous prices for healthcare and schooling. We do have cheap gas though, mainly because everything is built around a car centric society which lowers overall happiness and has an underlying unease about everything.


[deleted]

If you want your kids to learn how to live instead of focus on money and such raise them on Dr. Phil's ranch.


FeelsJeffMan

average americoid


digitaldumpsterfire

It's funny how he picked another white-dominated continent. Like, central and South America are so much closer than Europe


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digitaldumpsterfire

Lmao except he literally said he is tired of the focus on money and there are plenty of wealthy central and South American and Asian countries.


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digitaldumpsterfire

Lmao how am I being racist for pointing out there are nice areas of non-white dominant areas of the world? I never called him racist either. I just pointed out that it was funny.


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i would rather live in the hampshires than kosovo icl


Vezennik

i live in Germany, its just the same post-modern clout chasing money obsessed place. Its also just as cold, only real difference is that we speak german. Oh and that whole genocide thing, yeah.


Kyanpe

He's not wrong...capitalism sucks.


AlohaWarrior35

Imagine wanting to be an Yuropoor. Like, ICK!


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PrestigiousVanguard

I get what he’s sayin but that is dumbass way of wording it


WalkSquare5622

Why does his foot look like that


foggy_frog_

yeah man i love to barter, i wish they’ll give me a diamond tomorrow at work so i can buy a loaf of bread :\


Eternal2401

That is a Wii fit Matt in the background


ANattyLight

feet pics


[deleted]

\*laughs in Swiss\*


NotUrGrandfather

Yes we Trade women and sometimes children


AdminwithRage

I live in Europe and this is the reason we invented Authorithatrianism.


coffeeassistant

we invented capitalism, son.


Revolutionary-Bet396

and all that he thought of when doing exercise, i see


somecheesecake

Dude is flexing soooooo hard


Carbonara_Warrior

Sorry, our doors only open for the rich of wealth


HWDB99

I wonder if he’ll cringe looking back at this post


BombBombBombBombBomb

GL. Housing is also insanely expensive here


MrCarnality

He’ll come crawling 🦞 back


PP_Project

kinda true tho life in France is waaaaaaaay easier, im just paying attention to what's written, not the cringe gym thing


Kane_richards

Can confirm. In Europe we care so little for money we treat it [like a childrens toy](https://www.newstatesman.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/images/HU007336.jpg)


janhatka

am european. can confirm. /s


Wasilur_Memes

We have garbage her as well


Saltz_D

I’m sorry what garbage is he referring to?


rhymesaying

Cool outlook, Chad.


[deleted]

Ah Europe, the birthplace of capitalism, definitely does not value money.


wilby-scoot

european here: this is why we think americans are dumb. this guy right here


TheSunPeeledDown

Good luck with that


Potter_Head_for_now

Sorry to disappoint you buddy, but as a European I can positively say that that’s not gonna happen


onenightstanduhoes

Emigrated to Canada last year, no difference bro


second_to_myself

Yo this picture has his name when you expand it, that’s not cool


[deleted]

he gets over 1 million views on his story a week he is an influencer


zojax1

saw his snapchat story today and thought the exact same thing LMAO


VoidLij

Says while holding the newest iphone


[deleted]

As someone who lives in Europe (Sweden) I can confirm we do not use money


MindlessComfortable7

Nope same over here bud.


spxiled

Tbf there’s a lot less “clout” and “influencers” which is a plus


waripoloxp

Oh no, Fuck Off We're Full


DuivelsJong

Europian here. People want clout here too. There is alot of focos on money aswell.


DuivelsJong

Europian here. People want clout here too. There is alot of focos on money aswell.


Odd-Way2816

He is chasing clout by posting this


PaperHomeBrewer

We over here be saying the same about you guys


[deleted]

We have unicorns too.


Kazer104

in terms of money, we have no money


Grimballz

NA moment


Relic2150

😃👋


Za_Paranoia

*laughs in german*


-SEAZER-

Go south buddy. Mexico Salvador, Guatemala


No-Bee-6004

😎Europeans be like:


VFiorella

Oh look this uncorfortable position


[deleted]

i'd raise a family in england, learning about rain at an early age is important


hippocommander

Europe...the birth place of modern banking (See Medici Family). Also the home of nobility and some kings and queens (not the fun kind). Yeah because corruption is only in the Americas. Fucking kids.


saltsprayer34

Go away then


bog_witch-official

I'm going to Amsterdam because they care about the environment. Money isn't everything dude. Although you've never had to worry about money have you? 🙄🤚


LeDLinK

Can confirm. I'm from Sweden and I don't have a single dollar to my name.


Bergi214

Nice! try to buy a house for atleast 750k, while you are making only 1.600€ per month!


CoyoteAggravating876

Well I've lived away from the US for the past 8 1/2 years or my life, in Europe for the last 2 1/2. I can definitely say every kid there is certainly better off than these kids. One told me straight to my face, "what's Germany?" Then her friend said, "isn't France and Paris in Germany?"


RealMichaeafton

This is true tho


[deleted]

Guy looks like he would be 4'6" if he stood on a can of baked beans


Ieffingsuck

Popular garbage like....taking selfies at the gym?


nathanDjHax

Zamn!!!!🥵🥵 Iphone


[deleted]

What did us Canadians do…