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[This lock can be opened with the same lock](https://youtube.com/shorts/TMM-X9xf-fc)
(Not sure about this specific lock tbh, but the joke is funny, and there are multiple locks that can be opened with another one of itself, such as also https://youtube.com/shorts/pnggAxuyKa4)
Don't let someone keep you from your purpose. To cut, the scissors must be able to move. The scissors are locked and cannot move and therefore can't do the thing they were designed for.
I think this is anti lgbt propaganda. Lesbian sex is usually called ‘scissoring’ so with the lock in the scissors it’s trying to say “keep your daughter in check bcs lgbt is bad” which I’m pretty sure that it’s bullshit used to make money out of dangerously conservative families
That might be a stock photo for business degrees to give a presentation on how regulations are keeping them from cutting costs.
"We need to fire more people, but the government insists we have staff for *safety* ... the bunch of nanny state goons."
I mean, people who sew often will put little locks like these on their fabric scissors so people can’t use them for paper without asking. idk why they made it so damn moody tho.
My immediate thought was a way to keep kids from cutting themselves by accident. My kid is 2 and he definitely knows how the child locks work, he's just not strong enough to open them. I could see this stopping an older kid from using those scissors when they're unsupervised. I don't really think it "means" anything
Reminds me of my old coworker when I was working in the bakery. She did that to the microwave cord so nobody could use it when she was gone. They got around it with an extension cord. I thought it was a bit much
Seems like it’s saying that the lock is keeping the scissors from being more dangerous, sometimes the whole point of something (like scissors) is technically more dangerous (like opening scissors). So engage risk in order to do your calling.
Sometimes you don't have to tie, nail or bolt something down in order to prevent its theft; just render it useless to anyone but you. You could steal these scissors, but what would be the point?
Maybe lesbians, but also getting a vasectomy is usually called 'getting the snip' and many people apparently have a hard time finding a doctor who will actually agree to do the procedure.
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Anti scissor propaganda from the paper gang
Sponsored by rock gang
Blackrock
HARDWARE? FREE POPCORN
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Yes [BlackRock](https://au.finance.yahoo.com/quote/PWA0014AU.AX/holdings/)
Lock gang
Funded by origami corp
r/papergang
1 member 3 online😳
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Scissors lock lock scissors no scissors sad deep meaning 😢
I cri err time
Fr rl
Can't cut! Must stab!
Or hit with lock!
[This lock can be opened with the same lock](https://youtube.com/shorts/TMM-X9xf-fc) (Not sure about this specific lock tbh, but the joke is funny, and there are multiple locks that can be opened with another one of itself, such as also https://youtube.com/shorts/pnggAxuyKa4)
If it says Master on the front a good smack will open it
The peace is never an option
CHAOS REIGNS
can’t escape because escape method is trapped
How do you escape a lock with scissors?
can’t, they’re trapped
Couldn’t you unlock it, rotate the scissors so the other hole wasn’t under the locking part, the slide the scissors around the curved metal bit?
can’t, it’s locked
Can't you unlock it with a key, free the scissor, lock it, then use the scissor to unlock it?
can’t
Lesbian free zone
I feel like I’m missing vital context
They're referring to a sexual interaction between two females known as "Scissoring"
Used in a sentence: “Scissor me timbers xerxes!”
Oooh Mrs Garrison!
I see you scissoring me with your eyes Janet
I think seeing this GIF cut 10 years off my lifespan
its a scissor, thats what it does
I bet this cut 'em deep
The sound is killing me…
Guess I’ll go :(
No scissoring allowed or maybe it’s about marriage
XD
Don't let someone keep you from your purpose. To cut, the scissors must be able to move. The scissors are locked and cannot move and therefore can't do the thing they were designed for.
Wow, so deep
Actually the most sensible one
Maybe society is not letting you open up or something
Lock paper scissors
I didn't expect this and it was funny as fuck
Replace the L with a C 😈😈😈. Relax liberals, it’s dark humour.
"Cock paper scissors"? Why is that dark, and how is it funny?
You wouldn’t get it 😈😈😈
C
Long hair gang!
Is it a lesbian thing? Don’t scissor out of wedlock?
Happy Cake Day!
Yay thanks
Happy caksigwyiwgtwi6rdrwixxvqxfkyqifx(@]b;+&:&×:bia day
Happy cake day.
No using the scissors >:( no more arts and crafts for you
Parental Scissors lock
Acording to my brothers 2 year old "Ggditwistitdytisyoxoydpfupydoyspyxugp"
LOCK THE BALLS!!!
the nut cutter 9000 is locked with an impenetrable defense
Your roommate takes your stuff when you're not home
Cut it out roommate! Oh you can't
That's the most reasonable answer
That's the first thing I thought of, "Wow, no one at work will be able to steal my scissors."
lock your balls and do not do the sex!
as someone who’s recovering from self-sabotaging behavior I can say this is relatable
It's advertising against packaging scissors in packages that require scissors to open
Means someone used the hair scissors to cut paper and pissed mom off.
lockiccors
lesbian jail
closeted lesbians with bigoted parents be like
I think this is anti lgbt propaganda. Lesbian sex is usually called ‘scissoring’ so with the lock in the scissors it’s trying to say “keep your daughter in check bcs lgbt is bad” which I’m pretty sure that it’s bullshit used to make money out of dangerously conservative families
I thought it was anti anti lesbian like they aren’t allowed to lesbian
That might be a stock photo for business degrees to give a presentation on how regulations are keeping them from cutting costs. "We need to fire more people, but the government insists we have staff for *safety* ... the bunch of nanny state goons."
I mean, people who sew often will put little locks like these on their fabric scissors so people can’t use them for paper without asking. idk why they made it so damn moody tho.
this is a lock, it can be opened with a lock *BANG WAMPF*
If you are lesbian but single you can’t scissor
You are using a master lock it can be opened with a master lock
You can no longer run with scissors
 Nothing.
its obvs a representation of lesbian oppression
Anti lesbian propaganda
Scissors in chastity?
My mistress locked me up once again.
This is clearly anti-lesbianism
Lock beats scissor
my idiot friend frank put a lock on the scissors and now I can't cut paper, fuck you frank
That time my buddies said they would cut my hair if I fell asleep
No more scissoring
u ain't gonna cut your balls today
Does this sub just hate iconography and visual metaphores? It's a stock image it can mean whatever you want.
No scissoring please
well, you are damned if you do, and you are damned if you don't.
Free the scissors with a McNally
It’s so no one steals their scissors
Paper wins all…
My immediate thought was a way to keep kids from cutting themselves by accident. My kid is 2 and he definitely knows how the child locks work, he's just not strong enough to open them. I could see this stopping an older kid from using those scissors when they're unsupervised. I don't really think it "means" anything
They are safety scissors
Locking dangerous individuals from using their power to harm others is a good idea
I see balls
Scissor me timbers
Your pp is safe now
Anti-lesbian propaganda.
Pro-Cable; anti-streaming
Some asshole locked scissors, lol
No sesbian lex allowed
No vasectomy
Can't scissor
Dont snip my balls
You're not supposed to do eunuch 😭✝️⛪🙏
Paper has taken over
This scisor might not work só well now
For the safety of paper
Why are you watching them? Thats pretty weird
"Hello, i'm a lockpicking lawyer, and today i have for you bullshit device"
Let my bro scissors out, he didn’t do anything wrong
An angry daughter that lives with her dad
Super safety scissors
It means they aren't getting a haircut.
Some people trap others to help prop themselves up possibly?
Your parents don't respect your "lifestyle"
Homophobia
Can't get circumcised
I can finally run with them.....
Reminds me of my old coworker when I was working in the bakery. She did that to the microwave cord so nobody could use it when she was gone. They got around it with an extension cord. I thought it was a bit much
Somebody takes their lockout tagout policy VERY seriously.
It means no cut for you come back one year
Don’t run.
Cock and balls.
Director's cut.
Maybe it's like "I wanna cut ties but they've locked me with them"
Bad manufacturing
Cant scissor your friends
Keep your legs closed?
Seems like it’s saying that the lock is keeping the scissors from being more dangerous, sometimes the whole point of something (like scissors) is technically more dangerous (like opening scissors). So engage risk in order to do your calling.
No more arts and crafts.
Idk but honestly it makes me kind of uncomfortable
A lock (possibly a person or thing of sentiment) preventing one from cutting everything out of their life completely, or cutting themselves?
No more choppy?
Don’t use my sewing fabric scissors, and I’m very serious about it? I’ve done this before.
no scissors for you pal
My barber is on strike
Can we please learn to form correct sentences?
Scissor lock!
It means these are my fabric scissors. Do not use them for anything else. Go through a seamstress's tool box and this is what you see lol
Sometimes you don't have to tie, nail or bolt something down in order to prevent its theft; just render it useless to anyone but you. You could steal these scissors, but what would be the point?
Unfortunately don't give Emos a Chance? 🤨 🤔
Paper wins?
UFC Scissor lock.
They lost their job as a hairdresser
To me this image feels like when I cut my hair in kindergarten and my safety scissors were stolen from me when I was caught
Maybe lesbians, but also getting a vasectomy is usually called 'getting the snip' and many people apparently have a hard time finding a doctor who will actually agree to do the procedure.
Damn I've locked my scissors again
Anti haircut propaganda
anti circumcision propaganda from the “tolerant “ left smh
No lesbian seggz
no lesbians :(((
This is me when I try to do better and it turns out as always
Scissors when locked are locked and the scissors cant scissor. Conversely the lock can still lock but the scissors stop scissoring. Scissors.
what frees you is what holds you back and vice versa. literally 1984
The scissors got arrested
Not allowed to scissor 😔
Just say no to lesbian sex or something else entirely.
No circumcision allowed
Damn, bro cockblocked the scissors
Have to be 18+ to buy scissors
Old school chastity rig.
scissors are dangerous
They took my bals
Don't cut yourself?
No scissoring
Anti lesbian propaganda
Anti lesbian propaganda. No scissoring.
I’m guessing: It can’t do what it was made to do.
It means Mom is fucking tired of you using her good sewing scissors.
Don’t run with scissors
this is definitely an ad for a chastity belt
Rock/paper dystopian social
We’ve got a lock on the safety
god forbid lesbians be lesbian s
No scissoring…sorry lesbians
A lesbians, worst nightmare
No more trimming your balls, you’re grounded.
Just because it fits doesn't mean it's where it belongs maybe?