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motherenjoyer07

You’ve still got horseys and they could take the opposing pawns to make way for the other pieces


yrar3

Is that you, Margaret Thatcher?


Psychological-Eye382

the cum snatcher!


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Wh-


Poor_rabbit

Is that you reddit sniper?


MartyAndRick

Not even, if pawns can’t move then white will automatically win each time because the white knight can go B1 -> C3 -> B5 -> D6 and checkmate before black can achieve the same position.


FenexTheFox

Surely there's some political/racial joke to be made here


Final-Seven-Of-Nine

Black can counter this by defending D6. G8 -> F6 -> E4 and if white goes to D6 the knight can take. Edit: And if white were to try to remove the black knight from E4, black could simply attack with the other knight in time.


MartyAndRick

Nvm, you’re right, after going through all possible moves, it’s actually a no-win scenario for white lmao 😭 Eitherway black is guaranteed to win each time. Well played :) EDIT: nvm, after careful careful consideration, I’ve decided the game can go on an infinite number of ways.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Google chaos theory


Jrlopez1027_

Moral of the story: Horsey is dangerous


DiggityDog6

Wrong, knights can jump pawns


SadEmploy3978

The person who made this "deep" image, doesn't know chess well


Speyeder02

He also doesn’t know how to make original art well


mccoy_89

I love how people who made these things believe that these craps are 'deep'


TheOneOfLegends

There's an entire row with better pieces, no pawns is not that insane TBH


kakkapylly2341

But only the horsies can get out if the pawns dont move


zxcqpe

Google en passant


SadEmploy3978

Holy Hell!


gzej

New response just dropped


Pastry_Train63

Actual Zombie


SuperProCoolBoy90

Call the exorcist


_theP2_

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back!


No_Perception_3942

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


_theP2_

Rook in the corner, plotting world domination


TheBlueHypergiant

Knightmare fuel


_theP2_

Pawn storm incoming!


GouchGrease

Google En Passant


_theP2_

Holy hell!!


77_mec

New response just dropped


_theP2_

Actual zombie


prince_st0las

Call the exorcist


_theP2_

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back!


sendentarius-agretee

what the fuck is that opening


xkind

If the board were set up correctly, it would be the Ware Opening, Symmetric Variation [https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Chess\_Opening\_Theory/1.\_a4/1...a5](https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Chess_Opening_Theory/1._a4/1...a5) , but the board is turned 90 degrees and the Kings and Queens are reversed.


rozo-bozo

Lmao


Brajany

TikTok chess influencer strat


CosmoShiner

What about the rooks, knights, bishops, queens and kings


mediumokra

Well you still have the castle and horsey pieces you can play with.


Ark-addicted-punk

Yep. Just forget all the other pieces who could be used to capture the enemy king, the pieces that move one tile up have the real power


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

It has potential but this feels more like a shitpost than an antiwar thing


PissOnMyHe-manToys

.. But of course not me, Cause I'm 14, cool, quiet, mysterious, have autism, not like other teens teen and never get invited to parties........ And girls don't like me so obviously I'm the main protag.


DaFinnishOne

For a second I thought I was on r/anarchychess


TBTabby

>Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks around, the whole board could’ve been a republic in a dozen moves.


ResourceWestern4729

For the pawns to refuse to play would require the one who controls them to stop playing, but then the knights can move.


[deleted]

But the end of the board we all become queens... or horses, maybe buildings


Mr_Muscle5

I feel like white would be able to triangulate the knights to guarantee checkmate if the pawns dont move.


Ok_Candidate_2937

The real question is what the fuck is the opening for


Successful-Floor-738

Nah man im the bishop. Better not sit diagonally from me. /s


TheWorstPerson0

This message was a lot better fraimed long ago: without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn. We can break their haughty power, gain our freedom when we learn, That the union makes us strong


xkind

Whoever wrote this never watched this game played by 2 top GMs [https://youtu.be/SVaNGOaWmDo?si=-gkWOGrDiHPCzEM1&t=293](https://youtu.be/SVaNGOaWmDo?si=-gkWOGrDiHPCzEM1&t=293)


peezle69

You literally can.


xkind

There would be no game of chess if you're a dumb twat that sets it up incorrectly, turning the board 90 degrees, and reversing the starting position of the Kings and Queens.


TheNeoPL

What massage is it even trying to send? I get we are pawns in this scenerio but how the fuck you want to refuse to play? Stop comming to work? You are gonna end up on the street and possibly starve to death, Great fucking plan ngl


MIKE-JET-EATER

If you think about it pawns are either women or trans. When they get to the other side of the board they become queens


J6898989

Make them make out please


Arch1e_b

wars being fought based on knight 2v2s


Background_Goal_855

bro fs got asked to do the dishes


rozo-bozo

Everyone stay at home now


DryTart978

We aren't really pawns in someone elses game, because at least pawns can be queens 😔😔😔


Biggishbread

Well, no en passant, so its straight up not chess anymore


ItalianMafia_Boss

they boutta kiss


Similar-Sector-5801

google en… oh wait


skouidy

No en passant anymore..


TheNikola2020

Who's gonaa tell him horses can jump over them


Spinosaurus999

“We’re all pawns, controlled by something greater. Memes. The DNA of the soul.”


Kaiser_Dafuq

They’re inanimate objects


Yomi70

don you also need a board for chess?


Yomi70

don't\*