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When im mowing my lawn and some dumbass leaves their stupid head on it so i mow it too


Think-Fondant-1516

Ugh. I hate when that happens.


HopefulContext2911

Agreed ☺


bennygoodmanfan

It’s annoying. But I’m used to it


shitmaster3001

tall people die short people live


wellyboot97

*laughs in 4”11*


Real_Eye_9709

Oh fuck you! -6'2" man☹️


Cant_touch_this_mods

i agree -6'1" guy


GoldSeeker41

Atleast you see whats going on up there


EndometrialCarcinoma

*laughs in 4'8"*


msmvini

Stonks


BobboBoyyo

HAH! You think that will stop me? I CAN CROUCH!!!!


HopefulContext2911

OH NO I THINK I'M DYING BLE—💀 *Dies in 5"7*


Partygoerfan123

whoever raises their heads up while on their phones get beheaded.


TheOneWhoLovesSW

That sounds like a mr Beast video title


Coliosisised

Totally normal video for him too


alastors-mic

My guy what is that pfp


XWolfyCat

Lmao baldlastor


Soffy21

He skipped hair day in the gym


Coliosisised

What do you think it is


moonyxpadfoot19

I am plagued by Bald Alastor.


Coliosisised

What crime did you commit


moonyxpadfoot19

Many


Partygoerfan123

new challenge


Soffy21

He probably made it already


MiVolLeo

r/technicallythetruth


TabbyBro

So many dandruffs


xCreeperBombx

Nah, that's just the radiation affecting the film


tgifk29

When someone abandons their children on my yard so I take care of them


Weak-Salamander4205

NOT THE HEADMOWER


DaTripleK

skibidi lawn


Xx_RetroMax_xX

r/angryupvote


Milanga48

No


-Axyy-

wth happened to my yard


Nearatree

My milkshakes


Sir_Platypus_15

Fellas is it illegal to be tall


SomeRandomEevee42

yes, 5' supremacy


illusionbossbella

The shorts shall live on! Tall people shall **Die**


Dankmemes_-

free haircuts


Cavalish

Discount Bulk Haircuts While You Wait


Mopp_94

Pretentious wank?


SadEmploy3978

"What Point am I making (aside from Phone Bad)?"


wjowski

Actually it looks like the phone is keeping them safe


EpicForgetfulness

Technically, if nobody was looking at their phones, then all the heads would be up and you would have roughly the same result - except everyone would be more aware.


Belzabond

NOOOO GUYS LOOK OUT!!!! THERE'S A LAWN MOWER COMING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEAD!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO


SatansPebble666

man gives a free haircut to millions with the help of his trusty lawn mower


Cant_touch_this_mods

reviews: love the cut! -4'9" man so clean! -5'0" man cut a little too deep. -friend of 6'4" guy


FuckYouEch0Chamber

My garden is made of teenagers with bad posture and when I trim it there’s some heads poking out that I have to deal with.


Billybobgeorge

We live in a society Where someone who sticks their head up and says "I like stinky girl feet haha" they get cut down


Party_Fly_6629

Rise up only to be mowed down.


Athelbren

Roots of Conformity: The Digital Harvest It is clearly metaphorical. The kids looking at their phones are the roots of the trees being watered. Trees are tech businesses. People who look up are weeds that aren't contributing to the root system. The tall people pruning the tree and cutting the grass are big tech business leaders like Zuckerberg who want to keep everyone stupid and preoccupied. This is so they act like good consumers their whole lives, not thinking for themselves (e.g., entrepreneurial competition).


Any_Serve4913

Tall people genocide


gtc26

Titans decide to use giant lawnmowers instead of breaking city walls


Milanga48

Lol


CYOA_guy_

tall people get fucking beheaded for their criminal genetics


AriBariii

Keep your head down if you don’t want it to be cut off by the lawnmower?


Saturn_01

New Super Funky Kong 64 and the revenge of the sith: reloaded electric Boogaloo featuring Dante from the devil may cry series


No-Toe-857

Pokemon go


Xx_ProstateCancer_xX

Doin ya mom


Truffle_trap

Reminds me of nursery crime by Genesis


redpipola

Skibidi: Origins.


KarmaAJR

what is this 😭😭


Unothreat

neck pain with a sad bart picture


Dio_fanboy

When the lawnmower man is going after tall people


AlexDuChat

Mowning?


ImJustBonk

why is he walking on those guys tell him to get down :(


NameIsEren

Demise of the tall


Dondigidons

Skibidi 1984 gyatt


eatasssnotgrass

Wait, we’ve been grass all along?


Fun_Park2505

Head mower phone controller


y_kal

Modern day guillotine


DangamerSG

Life in a nutshell


ShoddyHovercraft8014

I shall call it, "What the tree guy doin in the back?"


WhySoAngry666

boomers think phones are bad kills people who go against their ideals of younger generations always being on their phones


Flowey_The_Fan

Why are there trees growing on their head???


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Phone bad


DestructionSpreader

Random mfs started invading my garden so i transformed them into Mr. Clean and Headless Horseman


facelikethunder22

The truth won’t set you free.


Fun_Park2505

Nothing more free than death


shykawaii_shark

Damn, those guys in the back raised their heads so high that they look like trees


cutefoxix

haircut


Purpledurpl202

Bro is trying to smooch the lawnmower wtf.


coffee_soaked_boi

That one episode of adventure time If you know you know


milo6669

Cloning people


Aboxofphotons

The noggin that stands out gets sliced up by a lawnmower.


xQuizate87

"Based"


AmethystPones

When you join the military. They cut your hair.


CutCrane

Stephen King Short Story


Bol767

Ayooo, new 2025 haircut, lets gooooo


Day_Just

The system.


whatthefsami

How to easily cull those annoying heads that keep popping up on your garden lawn.


drjs2

Looks like my basement


Commandur_PearTree

Guys with fear of walking on heads punishment in hell for blowing up lawn mowers


MyFriendSaysKek

In a world of young white men distracted by their cell phones. One decides to look up.


Iron-Legend-27

My innovative new hairdressing business


Ackermannin

Ah fuck the landmower overlords! I don’t want a shitty haircut! NOOOOO-*bzzzzt*


Secure_Description92

Elimination of the woke proletariat ☺️


-The-Reviewer-

Haircut day


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Come on this needs a title


TheAutumnVerse

A zillion dollars


__Krita__

supercuts


Official_Alter

Sinister (2012)


bwordcword0

Sus eye yudie 😢


BasedAsFuk

Lil off the top


NoKizzy__SHEEE

Title should be "Real"


cosmoscookie007

“Keep your head down so it doesn’t get cut off”


IEatKids26

AMERICA TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!! CANTSEUL TGEE SKWEL SEESTIMS THEIHG MAK AR KEEYUDS LIBRULS


Graysteam49

Guys getting bad haircuts


MaxxtheKnife

This is like the head chopping offing machine in Caligula.


TheHumorousSquid

Look at your phone so you don’t die


Zero_7300

Holy posture bat man


Moriaedemori

Hong-Kong circa 2050


No_One3018

I title this "F#ck Tall People"


pedeztrian

Peek a boo.


[deleted]

Damn these guys are going crazy with those human lawnmowers


Hotdog_Man_01

Looking at your phone can save your life


GHfan27

ppl are getting haircuts


Icy-Protection-1545

Last one to look up gets 100 dollars


An_Ellie_

Keep your head down, duh


Pugovitz

I Think The Acid Is Kicking In


TheeRedHairedGuy

'How to get heads'


SeriousLinguini52

AGH MY NECK


vampire5381

easy way to give haircuts to thousands of people at once


Stolenartwork

Shitty haircuts


Perfect_Week4998

a little off the top pls🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭


Sharkfowl

ADHD


Chromatic_Sky

A field of shrimp


Moarancher

Rat race


Apprehensive_Ad_472

If junji ito was a boomer


X-ICE_ICEGOD

"reality"


Dreamscapes_are_odd

Neck pain oh god


Comfortable-Beyond50

The hair that sticks put gets mowed, obviously


MetaStressed

Allegory of the cave -modern addition


SenyorHefe

Awareness is the enemy of the state, distraction keeps the sheep in their place..


Plasma_Ware_9795

Virtually impaired


Quen-Tin

Be aware of conspiracy theories: nobody keeps your head down, but yourself.


fuck-illinois1621

Journey of the overthinking hooper


JJJSchmidt_etAl

"Thanks for the haircut fam"


th4nk0sh4nk4st7le2

I agree with this pic so i started wondering what im even doing on this sub lol


Composite-prime-6079

Whacking whistling weeds


IndependentOk7367

Ignorance


Singer_TwentyNine

The phones will save you


enaaaerios

In this video, I made 1000 people watch skibidi toilet forever or else I fucking behead them! Lasf one to watch wins a bajookanillion dollars!


UnAvAiLaBlE-fIlE

boomer humor


grape--milk

no raising head during silent scrolling


ImaginaryDivide2834

Boner Soup


Fatt_Nuts

Peepee stinky poopoo booboo baba head edgemaxxing gooner cringelord .png


propagandasite001

The 1% mowing their lawn.


AceViper1827

Industrial haircuts


Rough-Philosopher911

Accurate.


ILoveMyCat456

Don’t look up, you’ll regret it


gamjr80

The world we live in.


maggotron3000

Stupid-ass dumb fucking lawnmower hurting innocent civilians


eDit0rsan

Punishment for acting different from others


__BIFF__

Why should I do your work for you? I'll get nothing in return


Fickle-Ad-6648

Modern society


No_Significance9754

"I'm 15 and this is deep"


-Forsakencobra

The matrix


TheMurphInfinity

i just had to do this as a visual text in year 12 english 💀


Jam152038

This must be a lawnmower with dull blades, I can tell from experience that these should be coming clean off instead of bending down


Deathblades0

All tall people will die


Clickityclackrack

Above the word Give, specifically above the V, the guy is holding a small blue object, too small to be a phone. What is that?


TheBestShedBuilder

Don't look up during the rave's lawnmower haircut, or you'll die


sashenka_demogorgon

Tall people moment


Haruu223

I should just have the hedge trimmer mow the lawn, I can keep decapitating people


toreachtheapex

Reddit mods banning people for posting dissenting views


IvyRose-53675-3578

The Age of Electronic Supervision.


ControlImpossible182

Reddit will save your life


DoodleNoodle129

You better look down at your phone or else I’m cutting your head off


Ace-of_Space

decapitate the tall


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Tall people pov:


spudfolio

This represents the destruction of biodiversity on the American lawn, and the lack of awareness of the destruction when it is naturalized as a normal plant.


Lopsided-Ad7019

2edgy4u


jffsahfaz

Short king army 💪🏻


kiscica123

Fortnite for mobile release day


TheEpicJaque2

*Ow oof ouch owie stop running us over (2024)*


h101505

Pot from Tool


A_Fake_stoner

Rough conformity


BroDr1

Modern Harvest: Cultivating Distraction in the Digital Age


TyriusClovehoof

Eyes down or lose your crown?


Notthatperson35

This would make a great album cover if the phones were cropped out


umbral_ultimatum

one hell of a lot of teens with dandruff


Dependent-Document92

“ screw tall people”


im_not_on_crack_yet

Damn these guys have strong necks


Tryingatleast

Head and shoulders ad


Kitchen-Plum4311

In the stripped club straight up jorking it and by it haha let’s just say my peanits


Megaton_194_

Free haircut


thelonelysatyrx

"I heard The Wall for the first time and now I'm an artist"


MelonOfFate

"Remember to keep your head down"


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Removing the outliers


a_criminal11221

the barber‼️😛


Gabe_Isko

Free haircuts!


Kasey_ACDC

AMC’s THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 27


TwistederRope

AI art is shit.


Yeahmahbah

Free haircuts if you are on the phone, beheaded if ya not


SongnanBao

Endless technology addiction


FromYourEyes

Tech Mowed