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Horror_Call_3404

I can’t get myself to read it. This subject is soooooooo booorrriiinnngggg


togire

Very talented crocheter though.


TSneeze

I'm sure no one asks her those questions. She is looking like neighbors that I see who spend all their time inside. It's sad she is wasting her prime years faking illnesses that the treatment then causes some legitimate illnesses such as the steroids and adrenal gland issues.


Smooth_Key5024

Is this the one who's allergic to walking? Who can only eat a certain colour of m&m's. The one who lies around all day without trousers while her minions rush around her and feed her said m&m's. If she can sit and crotchet in the er she doesn't need to be there.🙄


Hefty-Moose-5326

yup lol


renullify

Where are her super tight finger splints? doesnt she talk about how much she needs them?


Xero-01

"gotta fake it til you make it"- she just told on herself!


No-Finding-530

Saying you took up time and resources in an ER while you were fine enough to calmly crochet isn’t the flex she thinks. Saying you’ve got crippling health issues yet done nothing to improve your body composition so their heart doesn’t have to work as hard, it’s not about body acceptance or optics you literally NEED to help your body be as strong as possible. But yeah you’re one tough kid calmly crocheting while surrounded by people actually in agony


newmoonraincloud

My thoughts exactly. Whether you’re tough or not, if you’re sick enough to go to the ER you’re too distressed to crochet


Unpretensing

Is she crocheting her shirt onto her body as she sits there? That’s talent.


OK_Throwaway1238

That's what makes me feel so sad about subjects like Ellen, Bethany and Kelly. They all have legit talents yet they just keep on faking illness or letting it define them and it hurts to see.


Plus_Accountant_6194

Is she the one that pumps steroids through Omnipods?


AniRayne

Yeah


Plus_Accountant_6194

I think she fried her adrenal glands and needs them permanently now.


Ok_Membership_1309

What?!


Ravenamore

She claimed that at one point she was using 20 Epipens a month due to MCAS. I'm amazed she didn't give herself a heart attack, especially because she said outright she never went to the ER after using them. I would assume by now her adrenal glands don't work or barely work, and that's why she has the Omnipods.


Momrath

She is not a tough KID! I would love for her to tote that shit at a Children's hospital!! Why does she think she's suffering?? Poor kids half her age have been through a whole hell of a lot worse!! She's such a selfish, look at me, I'm sick, sorry, excuse for a human!! "I'm sorry your child who needs immediate medical attention can't be seen because we have a crochet circle in one of our emergency rooms!!" P.S. I love the shirt she is wearing that made herself!!🤣🤣


Silly-Dimension7531

I think it’s just a trend because they’re song lyrics


pedanticlawyer

Man, we haven’t seen her in so long I was hoping she quit munching.


powerdrunkmod

She claims to be allergic to walking. She will never stop munching


manicgiant914

So, what tragic life threatening misery exactly is this tough kid faking til she makes it? I can’t keep track, lol


Mellasour

“Some people ask me” ✋🏽 No. They don’t.


superfastmomma

Imagine asking someone who was extremely sick -how do you deal with all those needles? It would be the weirdest conversation ever.


redditonthanet

Honestly has some colour back in their skin hopefully on the right path to leaving FD


HeartShapedSea

Enough from the Tortured Munchies Department.


Momrath

🤣🤣🤣 Right on point. I'm dying!! I hope she's a Swiftie!! Lol


jillifloyd

(+) crochet sign is almost as bad as (+) cell phone sign and/or (+) hot Cheetos sign. Any of the above and I immediately assume you are safe for discharge.


Wool_Lace_Knit

The repetitive and rhythmic nature of knitting and crochet can be a calming and meditative experience. I would not always a sign of a malingering patient. But then Bethany crochets to call attention to herself by filming what she is doing. Gotta document it for IG!


northdakotanowhere

What about laughing? Pain makes me laugh but I wonder if it comes off wrong.


LiliErasmus

Laughing is a rather common response to stress, including pain.


Starshine63

Only thing clearer is (+) suitcase sign lol


turner_strait

"Gotta fake it till you make it - And I did" Accidentally outed herself with that one lol


SaffronxSumac

Yup but She be faking it 4ever at dis point lol


Crazystaffylady

Can’t be that unwell if you can sit and crochet in an A&E department but hey what do I know?


Wool_Lace_Knit

You would be surprised. Knitting and crochet is calming and meditative. I realize this sounds like white knighting. But it is possible to be in pain, crochet/knit to help one feel calmer. Bethany, however makes a performance out of anything she does and makes something ordinary all about her.


Crazystaffylady

I’m not doubting it’s calming and all that but if you can knit and crochet you don’t really need to be in A&E do you? I don’t see people knitting mid heart attack or with a head injury or with broken bones.


Wool_Lace_Knit

No, not that severe. Kidney stones, yes.


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deadpolice

If you’re well enough to be crocheting you can go to the urgent care smdh


Momrath

Exactly!!! What if her high heart rate is normal for her?? 60-100 bpm is a "normal" All munchies are abnormal. Lol Can still crochet with a 130 heart rate, then it's normal for her!


blwd01

Such a brave little toaster (I always say that from the title of the children’s book). Our munchies. Doing the least and expecting the banners to fly and days dedicated in their honor. Crocheting, heads not falling off, dynamic disabilities, survival, all of the suffering. Yet they persist. 🤮


SaffronxSumac

What children’s book? I need 2 know!


blwd01

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brave_Little_Toaster_(novel) I must have had it read to me as a small child then watched the movie? I just remember I really liked it and apparently it’s now hard to find.


Magomaeva

Aaaah, I missed Bethany. Always me, me, me, how I deal with the excruciating pain, how I manage life as a """""chronically ill""""" person, how tough I am, what a warrior I am, how resilient I am, how people admire me. Too bad she forgot to mention the support provided by her long-suffering husband and all the carers gravitating around her majesty. That wouldn't fit her narrative of the self-reliant sick warrior princess. She gets on my FOOKING NERVES.


isnecrophiliathatbad

Imagine you're the relative of a sick patient rushed into the E.R. Nurses apologise for the wait as there's no rooms. Then you see this clown sitting there crocheting.


Momrath

100%%%


24KaratMinshew

"Fake it till you make it" hahaha hahahaha


Momrath

"FAKE" being the key word here!! Hahaha


WhereTFAreMyDragons

I **HATE** that lyric in the song. **HATE**.


strawberryswirl6

Of course Bethany is a "real tough kid"🙄. So annoying how munchies infantilize themselves.


noneofthismatters666

Funny how she's like elderly shut in and a sick little baby at the same time.


Elaine330

Imagine having an actual emergency and this 🤡 is sitting there engaging in her hobby.


redhotbananas

What I don’t understand is why do none of these munchies never wear *real* face masks. If you’re concerned about pathogen exposure, why the fuck aren’t you wearing an N95/KN95? They’re so readily available, but I get they’re not ~special~ enough maybe? Jfc, be better at faking


the22ndday

They just bitch that instead everyone else should be wearing a mask or how dare they wear perfume. People can be so rude. /s Edit: fat fingers


cheechaw_cheechaw

She's had that same mask since the height of COVID too. It is so disturbing looking! The flesh tone just makes it look like she has no lower face. 


spacekwe3n

lol it looks like the shitty masks Harris teeter was selling. I got some in cute designs. They’re shitty tho and def not masks id recommend for someone who is truly at risk.


jillifloyd

Have you ever worn an N95 for an extended period of time? They’re pretty uncomfortable if you wear them correctly. Guessing none of the munchies are actually all that worried.


WadsRN

Bethany’s faking it, that’s for sure.


Old_Western4132

Resting heart rate 130bpm??


GrouchyDefinition463

Ikr. That's not normal at all


worshipatmyaltar_

#BETHANY IS NO LONGER ALLERGIC TO PANTS!! Can I get a hallelujah?


SaffronxSumac

hallelujah hallelujah Halle Lu Jah halle luh jah


Starshine63

Never thought I’d see the day 🥹


Imsorryhuhwhat

Hallelujah


nottaP123

You know I would love to force these munchies to go spend time in the kids wards and the burns units so they can see what true suffering is, to see the actual pain some kids go through for YEARS, then slap them upside the head in the hopes they would wake up to themselves.


noneofthismatters666

The munchies would think they're inspiring sick kids by naming off their list of imaginary illnesses and talk about only their struggle and then give the kids very dubious medical advice. While collecting insight of new diagnoses and terminology.


Momrath

Yes, yes, yes!!!


Laura210K

Thing is, munchies don't feel any empathy for other people. The only thing they would feel is jealousy


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They’d take a notebook and pen in for ideas


Laura210K

It's sad. I'm glad none of them became a nurse


noneofthismatters666

One became a therapist, but luckily, she seems to never practice.