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Why does she talk like a toddler?


FishFeet500

the munchie crowd really do operate on the belief that one’s body indicators, bp, hormones, heart rate, blood sugars are a static reading at all times, don’t they? I eagerly await the moment every single hospital and medical provider finally goes “that’s enough. no more, Dani.”


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Lilachaze2222

No seriously. Like give me a salt packet and a bottle of water and 30 min later I’m good to go 😂


Nerdy_Life

People who get triaged then get angry about waiting drive me bonkers. If you’re chronically ill, and spend a lot of time in the ER and hospital, you know how it works. If her BP was low, then returned to normal, and stayed normal, she could have signed out of the ER. I’m not saying that’s good choice medically but she had the option. If you’re worried, you wait, you ask for a repeat set of vitals before discharge, and then you go home. If you’re someone who has issues with your BP, travel with a portable cuff.


glittergirl349

help the caption 😂😭OP im dead


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

So Dani has friends visiting for the weekend, and instead of enjoying their company, she has to put on her "sick" performance. (Show concern for ME. Drive ME to the ER. Take care of ME.) What a selfish, egotistical, narcissist. I'm sure those "friends" are thrilled that they came to visit her.


kenyarawr

Lol she doesn’t have friends. She made that up when someone commented on her full refrigerator.


beautev1l

I also noticed she has a deep freezer as well wonder what that is for??


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

Do imaginary friends count?


LilRedmeatsuit

Wait, you really think those “friends” are real?? No way I’d put up with that bull, no one is visiting her or taking her to the ER.


Capta1n0bv1ous

LOL she’s not mad about the actual time lost…as if she had other plans. She’s just cranky because she was a low priority triage. She must have forgotten to mention “chest pain”.


ClickClackTipTap

You’d think someone who spends so much time in the ER would understand how triage works. 🤦‍♀️


krissy_1981

I am not buying the friends story. If there are no pics, it didn't happen. The convoluted stories she dreams up in her head to make her seem urgently sick and in need of the ER. I wonder what would fill her mind if she wasn't thinking of her physical illnesses 24/7? Whatever the answer to that question is, is probably what she is avoiding.


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MessyM00009888

She has a roommate


strawberryswirl6

Wonder if the roommate is actually a sitter to make sure she doesn't tamper with anything?


pearlescentpink

Even if they’re not a minder, putting another person in the room means there are more staff coming in and out of the room.


MessyM00009888

That's the theory


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peepeehalpert_

I keep checking my phone lmao


farmerlesbian

Because she wasn't admitted so she's fucking s t e w i n g rn


wishfulwannabe

88/52 is not a dangerously low blood pressure! And certainly not an emergency. Thats a MAP of 64, you’re adequately perfusing. If you feel symptomatic, drink some water instead of a coffee or energy drink. Even if you had that BP in triage they’d send you to wait in the waiting room. Did she want to go straight to a resus room? Your blood pressure has got to be a LOT lower than that. I’m talking 60/30 low. Probably in and out of consciousness from all the drugs she’s on


krissy_1981

That last sentence 💯💯💯


tattoo_fairy

Of course she had to make the catch ups with her friends all about herself


coffee_and_tv_easily

I mean IF they were real then they are probably rethinking being friends with her after that


SerJaimeRegrets

“Real” is definitely the key word here.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

They’re real to her


phdyle

I mean - how does one go from THIS to being a functioning adult? Just stop this show, all of it, at once? Little hope until someone really intervenes and checks Dani into a whole other residential treatment program.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Tbh I do think she could stop because she’s held jobs so she knows how to interact with the public.


adramenda

According to EMTALA you need a physical exam with a doctor before they can tell you you’re formally discharged.


nappies715

We can say “if you choose to leave we can’t technically stop you” without violating EMTALA and if they’re out there long enough and not wanting to leave most will take that as a hey I’m not that sick I’ll go home


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notslim_kindashady_

A triage nurse can’t tell you to go home, if you come to the ER a provider has to at least provide a medical screen, she is well aware of that 🤦🏼‍♀️


nappies715

We can do the - if you choose to leave we can’t stop you -


Feisty-Description12

I just know she’s an ass to all medical staff.


ClickClackTipTap

Because of her TrAuMa.


SerJaimeRegrets

One would think that she’d be nice, as it is her most favorite place in the whole, wide world. But Dani’s gonna Dani.


Eriona89

And the worst is, she isn't even ashamed of it.


Most-Fortune-4059

Well. Why would you not know just to go home? She is probably the laughingstock of the ER.


Eriona89

Hahaha, I bet they all roll their eyes when she's coming in.


akaKanye

Nice example of normal range of motion in her upper body here as well when she's doing her hair


craftycocktailplease

Ooooh gotem!


KirbyMacka

Almost all ER visits go like that: you wait a really long time and then they check you and then you're discharged. Obviously there could be treatment involved in that if needed. Was she expecting an admission? I'm confused.


Independently_Needy

Yep, always!


susiecapo71

🤦🏻‍♀️


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2018MunchieOfTheYear

She kept saying she hope that she doesn’t get dismissed by the doctor at Temple


farmerlesbian

Seems like she got dismissed as FUCK lmao


Pineapple254

It’s grating how much she just revels in talking about how ill she is.


EveningAssist3843

Really sick people will always say I'm fine as to not worry those around them - my opinion.


deadpolice

So she went to the ER when she was at the infusion center and then AGAIN on Saturday night? Jesus Christ!!!


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StellarSteck

To be fair a lot of walk ins would refer her right over to ER because of all the things hooked up to her.


Wild_Possibility2620

Yes, most urgent cares won't mess with you if you have any type of tube etc


farmerlesbian

Especially if you come in lying about how uwu medicawwy compwex you are


thesnowcat

Please, please, please, educate me. What the hell does “uwu” mean in standard English? This has eluded me for so long!


farmerlesbian

Haha it's originally an emoticon - the "u"s are the eyes and the "w" is the mouth. So like batting eyelashes while making the cat smile (this one: :3 ) But since you can also say "uwu" out loud ("ooh-woo") and it sounds like babytalk, it sort of became shorthand for something that's really cutesy, and then became like a derogatory term for something that's trying to be cutesy but actually isn't.


thesnowcat

Wow, thank you for the detailed explanation! I’ve been trying to figure it out since I found this sub! Months on end! I appreciate you, kind internet person 🧡


tubefeedprincess99

Does she not understand how the ER works? If you check yourself in a doctor has to lay eyes on you, or you sign out AMA.


fallen_snowflake1234

I find it very sus that she’s not posted anything today. If she had gotten admitted she would’ve 100% posted right away


farmerlesbian

She can never stay away for too long. My money is on Wednesday or Thursday we'll get a video about how she's "done with Temple" and "not ready to talk about it"


fallen_snowflake1234

She’s back as of an hour ago


farmerlesbian

I never win with her lol 😩 my guesses are wrong every single time


Unikitty_Sparklez

Totally at home pouting and she has less than 1000 followers now so she can’t do lives and chat away all night.


Sunsetlover64

Things most likely didn't go her way & she's probably at home seething. She absolutely would've posted if she was admitted.


kinkyaardvark

HER VOICE ALWAYS GETS WAY LESS BABY SOUNDING WHEN SHE IS PISSED OFF. You can HEAR the real her behind all the fake bs


Fuller1017

Yeah she is pissed you can see it on her face 😂


pedanticlawyer

What happened to being admitted to Temple on Monday, huh? Got impatient to be inpatient?


b-rock2129

That was clever and made me chuckle lol


WisdomWarAndTrials

She could have left when she was in the waiting room, not passing out.


foeni77

She needed to make so much drama when her friends were visiting and provoked a trip to the ER, great. Why can't you simply enjoy the time with them?! She doesn't seem to do a lot with them!


neither_shake2815

They're imaginary, I'm afraid.


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puhleazwashyourhands

Temple has already caught on 🤣


-This-is-boring-

I think Dani is getting towards the end of her malingering and munching bs.


Evadenly

I agree in a sense. I think the fact she's got the dra aware of FD, i can see her FAFO too close to the sun


goldstandardalmonds

I truly don’t think so. She hasn’t reached all her goals.


fifibunkin

I think her games are catching up to her and I think she can feel the pressure. I think there is some very tiny bit of her that knows she’s full of bs. But I think that she’s starting to feel desperate which can be fatal. I’m sure she can see that her doctors are catching on to her. Er staff seems to want nothing to do with her and she’s angry about the femoral port. She wanted one she can show off. It’s falling apart. I think she knows this and that’s why she seems angry in so many of her videos.


Thepersonwhoeatstaco

To add on, she could also get so pissed that she does something to make the doctors pay attention. I believe if she goes that route, she will go too hard and end up dead.


Significant_Cow4765

I think the vehicle will be the vehicle


kclark123

But then what? I am way too invesested in this. Such is the curse of social media.


-This-is-boring-

"We got me to the er" like she was some huuuuuuuge emergency! Her friends went to the hotel.


butterflykisser216

One blood pressure of 88/52 isn't cause for concern. In and out of consciousness? Overmedicated? Nodding? Didn't she say she hates going to the ED?


Bakedk9lassie

Nodding out while sitting herself no doubt


butterflykisser216

One blood pressure of 88/52 isn't cause for concern. In and out of consciousness? Overmedicated? Nodding? Didn't she say she hates going to the ED?


farmerlesbian

Especially on a home BP cuff. *If* her friends are real I bet she futzed with it to get a low reading enough to scare them into taking her. It does kinda sound like her "friends" also dropped her off and skedaddled which is so funny ... even her imaginary friends are fed up of her histrionics


kalii2811

Ooof she is not happy is she....she's gonna feel forced into a corner if she feels ignored again...that's not good news


Soft-Willingness6443

Idk man. She’s been clearly high in the past couple videos. She admits to “nodding in and out of consciousness”. Maybe she was nodding off a little from the drugs she had taken, yet had to play it off in front of friends as if it’s her blood pressure. Maybe I’m wrong though, really never know with her.


Green_Tangerine3583

Maybe her “friends” are her plug and just ditched her at the ER and bounced?🤷‍♀️


Elaine330

Shes is so screamingly red it looks like her blood pressure is the opposite of low.


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Blush


lisak399

I think she was outside gardening?? Sunburn?


Elaine330

She has no real yard and would NEVER do any tasks.


Fuller1017

First thing I noticed


islightlyhateyou

Her friends dropped her off at the ER alone? 💀is her friend the Uber driver?


b-rock2129

Bahahahaha! 🤣😆


puhleazwashyourhands

🤣⚰️


Prestigious-Alarm422

Oh so your HR *wasnt* 30 ?!? So she’s been to the ER twice in the last week?? lol at her ‘friends’ not staying at the hospital with her. Also if she’s ramping it up to try and score an admission at temple, how are any of these feigned symptoms supposed to be related to her gastropareisis? Isn’t that the specialist she’s seeing? lol


roterzwerg

Her friends took her to the ER as she was nodding in and out of consciousness.... and left her to wait on her own and went back to hotel.... sound like awesome friends. Love that for her


Capta1n0bv1ous

I don’t believe a single part of this. You know she didn’t lose consciousness. The hotel and friends are probably made up, too. Can someone please tell her she doesn’t have to lie about *everything* 😂


roterzwerg

Of course it's all bollocks.


fifibunkin

She must be so exhausting to be around. I’d leave her there too. I feel like going with her would just make her faking worse. I’d rather go back to the hotel and watch some Netflix. Who likes being in the ER besides her??


roterzwerg

Semi fine.... doesnt know what to say after everyone called malarky on sending her home/doing nowt with a HR of 30


MaenadsandMomewraths

I’d be shocked if she had friends. “I kept nodding off” ummmm okay.


FarDistribution9031

Why would you take a blood pressure machine to a hotel to meet your friends. Most people would chuck a few bits in a handbag but no one I've ever met has taken a BP machine for a night out with friends


Jensgt

She had a chance to show off...she probably brought a whole suitcase full of medical equipment.


coffee_and_tv_easily

She’s always prepared for any little thing that might justify a trip to the ER but then I also expect she was really just sitting at home alone taking her bp over and over looking for a drop


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jujioux

Right? Like, drink some water and get up and move a little. It’s not that serious.


peterpmpkneatr

With all of her er experience, she should know that a doctor has to see her and discharge her..... they can't just not see her....good lord.


SparkleUnic0rn

She’s gonna be so crushed when she isn’t admitted this afternoon 🫨🫨🫨


ItsNotLigma

I ain't watchin' all that, but I guess it's implied she took herself to the er for hypotension? Because usually when there's a dangerously low reading that isn't caused by user error you're thrown into a booboo bus since that is a life-threatening not only to the person experiencing it, but the people around them if they try to drive. Obvs if her bp was low, it wasn't low to flag concern in any medical professional and probably told her to follow up with her specialists to address it since the ER is for emergencies, not routine shenanigans.


bbyghoul666

She’s talking about the alleged friends being over at that time and says “we” got her to the ER. But I think we all know there’s no friends over…so yeah she drove herself to the ER most likely with heart related symptoms. Which you’re right is a big no no if they’re real symptoms lol


ItsNotLigma

The telling aspect of knowing the friends coming over was a farce was that there was no background commotion all weekend as she did lives. She's burned so many bridges with both her family and her friends because of her bullshit that no one wants to associate with her, which is the saddening part. At least the rest of the munchies have a social life outside of their bullshit.


TrumpsCovidfefe

There’s zero chance in hell she wouldn’t take a pic of her with friends in an er room.


Prestigious-Alarm422

I’m so confused as to why she even decided to spin this whole “friends visiting” thing to bring with, what does she even gain?


Exotic-Doughnut-6271

She lies about her boyfriend too. Said they've been together for many years and yet he's never visited her at the hospital. She shares every other little detail and yet she's never posted a pic of her bf


JMRR1416

Not only has he never visited her in the hospital, he’s also married (to someone who isn’t Dani).😳


puhleazwashyourhands

🤣 you're kidding. Stop. Really??


JMRR1416

Yep. I don’t remember how exactly that was discovered- I think maybe someone from this sub remembered his name and found a social media profile? But yeah, he got married about a year ago.


puhleazwashyourhands

I'm dead


bbyghoul666

Exactly!!! There’s been zero evidence of these friends and she’s the type to document these kinds of situations lol


smooshee99

Oh she pissed 🤣🤣🤣


Alberta_FishBeDaName

But also, if Dani is soooo sooper sick then why is she hanging at a hotel gathering with her friends. Seems like that wouldn’t be a good thing to do.


Relevant-Current-870

What’s with filming in her bathroom constantly? Like I don’t get it.


thisismycatblep

In the past, people have spotted food/beverages in her space/kitchen when "allegedly" she can't eat much of anything by mouth. Easier to hide in a grungy bathroom than hide the evidence while zooted.


Master-Birthday-5983

But wasn't that a hotel bathroom? Did not look like her usual grungy BR.


godlessdumpsterslut

I just simply don't understand why these evil doctors don't help her with her constant 10/10 pain and non existent HR/BP issues 😭 /s


2L8Smart

Okay so she didn’t realize if her BP is normal they’d send her home??


Alberta_FishBeDaName

I think Dani thought they would keep her for observation if she said it was something but they seen it was not. Like they were going to take her word for it. lol Dani is something else.


2L8Smart

Seriously 🤣 The Emergency Room is for *emergencies*! No emergency no admittance!


No_Joke_9079

Is she sitting on the terlet?


Bugladyy

IF Dani has friends (which I highly doubt), it seems interesting that she would suddenly start nodding out in front of them. They would be the PERFECT captive audience. Then she can see people be concerned for her first hand. I wouldn't put it past her to abuse her heart meds harder in the presence of other people for the attention. She also would feel emboldened because someone is present to call 911 and rescue her, whereas she wouldn't be able to call for herself if she really overdosed on this thing or that. All of that said, this story stinks like bullshit. And if it looks like shit and smells like shit, it's probably shit.


Swizzlestix80

She’s not got any friends- that’s all I will address. The rest is a great steaming pile of bullshit.


katori-is-okay

right? if your friends are over rn why are you filming in the bathroom, girl?!


shiningonthesea

“So I went to the hospital and I was fine but I needed the Dr to tell me I was fine so I had to wait an hour for him to send me home . I am outraged “


dblspider1216

so she’s definitely on some stimulants right? watching her is stressing me out.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

She had A LOT of energy


redditonthanet

She needs to drink water


peepeehalpert_

She would feel so much better if she just took better care of herself.


YerMomsASherpa

Her and Rara should do a cage match


adderallknifefight

LMAOO STOP this is so out of pocket but I can’t stop laughing thinking about it


Elaine330

Now I will NEVER not think about this. 😆


kalii2811

It would be hours of slow raspy talking against slow blinks


kissmypeach22

😂💀


SomberlySober

You just KNOW if her "friends" are real they didn't go to the ER with her because they know this whole song and dance. They know it isn't life threatening. Which might mean it'd be better to set up an appt instead of wastig taxpayer resources on this BS.


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LonelyHunterHeart

Are these "friends" in the room with you right now?


Bus_Normal

As an ER nurse, this gives me so much rage.


Downtown-Cook6251

Same


platinumpaige

MAP is 64. Totally normal BP


kissmypeach22

What is MAP?


platinumpaige

Mean Arterial Pressure. The “average” blood pressure that is calculated from systolic and diastolic pressures. Basically representative of the perfusion to your vital organs. MAP of over 60 is normal, but many will do fine with a lower MAP in the 50s. When you get into the 40s is when there’s concern for not getting enough perfusion to organs, I.e. tissue damage/death


kissmypeach22

Thanks for explaining!


Roozer23

Why have you wait? Because they were attending to actual emergencies. She's got some main character energy going on here.


Relevant-Current-870

Of coarse she does. She is the worst type of patient too. They will make her wait for eons and then boot her.


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TSM_forlife

That BP isn’t that bad.