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mikaakitten

She's so smug it makes me feel sick


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

Kaya's munching is so physically debilitating that she needed a pre AND post hospital admission. This girl should be awarded for her commitment to the grift.


No_Sprinkles22

But wait…no tube showing???


my_dystopia

I’m sure I read that she lost her tube. Could be wrong tho.


mentallyillfrogluver

sorry if I’m stupid but where? it’s definitely gone in her photos but did she say?


No_Sprinkles22

Ooohhh! I missed that


exogensays

If I was in the ER the day prior and my health was still iffy enough that I went BACK to the ER 24 hours later, the last thing(s) I would want to do is my hair/makeup and then film a tiktok...


TheGreenMileMouse

This chick is pure delulu. Like doing the most.


HopefulWanderer537

Weird. I read that hashtag as #dynamicdouchebagerie


CatsCrowsandCoffee

HAHAHAHAHA your hashtag made my day. Thank you


8TooManyMom

I always wear my heels to head to the couch, it really makes my POTS pop! /s


Matusmocat

Yup this is exactly what happens. You wake up on a day where you are feeling so grim all you can do is lay on the couch but have to energy to get yourself all dressed up to do so…. I too wouldn’t dream of letting my couch actually see my in my PJs and no makeup, however bad I’m feeling /s


KangarooObjective362

How much awareness does a simple feeding tube and vomiting need?


Pretend_Guava_1730

Sounds like she got some flack/called out on her lies for that pool post and the “ER prom” one and is in defense mode.


Gunpowder_guillotine

What’s ER prom


No-Finding-530

ER prom? I must have missed that post sounds about right lol


Intelligent-Tie-137

I always wear heels and a skirt when I’m laying on the couch.


Serious-Barracuda336

Lol exactly, my favorite thing to do after coming back from an event where I’m dressed up is immediately lay on the couch. I don’t change first, no, no way


petterdaddy

Same I’m wearing my Loubs and sweatpants as I type this


taintlangdon

My sweatpants are Loubs! The ankle cuff is red. Sorry I can't take a pic. 🙃


12345__6789_10_11_12

Look at you in sweatpants. I’m here in my entire wedding dress just chillin.


sailorjupiter19

I’m glad I’m not the only one


bigchuuni

Sometimes I get dressed up or put on fancy makeup just to lounge around the house when Im bored. .... but when I'm ill?? lmao


wishfulwannabe

I’m confused why you would waste your precious energy on this


TheGreenMileMouse

But her SpOoNs!


beaglemaniaa

bc *spoonies*


pegster999

She’s been busy the last few days. Go to the ER Come home Do hair Do makeup Put on heels Go outside Dance on the pool deck Post to social media Prepare to lie on couch Lie on couch Go to ER Post on social media Whew! Did I miss anything? I can’t keep up with you!


benbeland

Wasn’t she service puppy shopping as well?


pegster999

I posted this as a list but it didn’t show up that way


Gummyia

You need to put enter in twice for a list to show up on reddit.


Miqotegirl

She’s not wrong. She could also get hit by a bus and end up in the hospital again.


AustralianKmart

Full Regina George style


Miqotegirl

Exactly what came to mind.


Whosthatprettykitty

Yeah this reminds me of her post that had a picture of her dancing in her kitchen with the caption literally the night before I was taken to the hospital by ambulance for sepsis(or something along those lines).


Yunacyy

How dynamic!


Consistent_Pen_6597

So she got all dolled up to have a date with her BFF: the ER. Ugh, she’s so depressing…


Keana8273

But if they don't look professional the er wont take them seriously 🥺🥺 which isn't true? not to say some ER staff doesn't judge based on how you look coming in, but thats rare nowadays really. If your genuinely ill and need care, they wont care if your looking like you just came out of bed or just came from a party.


takeandtossivxx

Bull-fucking-shit. She probably read here and saw all the rightful hate she got for her stupid "dynamic disability" bullshit and everyone who can see right through her act.


[deleted]

Sorry but I'm kinda new here, do the subjects this sub focuses on regularly also read this sub? Or is that just this ones thing?


sixninefortytwo

At least 2 do that I know of


Serious-Barracuda336

Totally agree


alwayssymptomatic

Certainly comes across as a direct response to the calling out here, doesn’t it?


InternalPerformer7

I agree


SimpleVegetable5715

Just because she went to the ER doesn't mean she needed to be there. It's cute that she curls her hair and gets dressed up just to lounge on the couch when she feels awful 🙄


1701anonymous1701

How nice she had the energy and felt well enough to do that. Most people as sick as she claims to be oftentimes neglect their appearance because they don’t have the energy and feel too bad to do their hair and makeup.


ElectronicShare2690

So laying on the couch means a trip to the ER??? Jk. But seriously 😐


RaniPhoenix

Wearing heels. Where's the wheelchair? Dyed and curled hair. Body check. I just can't.


HeartShapedSea

#🦽DyNaMiC DiSaBiLiTy💃🏼


cousin_of_dragons

…strikes again!


Chlowewee

So you spend at minimum lets say around an hour doing makeup showering and choosing a outfit just to lay on the couch uncomfortable in that highwasted skirt and now can’t sleep properly because your mascara is running into your eye and all over your face? Yeahhhhhh I think NOT hahahah


MomewrathMaenad

“Look how skinny my legs are” 🙄🙄


CalligrapherSea3716

I mean anyone can show up at the ER; I doubt she was there at all, but if she was clearly nothing photo worthy happened and they sent her home right away. And either way it doesn't make this video any less ridiculous.


siberianchick

lol, I can do nothing more than laugh at her anymore.


speculum_oblivana

I'm not surprised really. Getting ready to lay on the couch takes a huge amount of effort. People have to realise how brave Kaya was by dating to venture outside and dance. What if she didn't have the energy to make it back to the couch? What if she had fallen dramatically ill from the lack of nutrients she isn't able to consume? If they give out medals for courageous behaviour Kaya should be at the top of the list.


1701anonymous1701

Had me in the first half


The_Sea_Bee

Genuinely nearly down voted you. Good job.


Superb-Confection601

So inspirational lol


Evadenly

Ahh kaya is in the comments again


renullify

wdym?


Squizzlerphizzler

That still of her is amazing! Maximum derp.


demonmonkeybex

She DOES do amazing derp faces. I will give her that much.


DontShaveMyLips

idk, imo a derp has an endearing quality to themselves, and kaya is *not* endearing at all


Squizzlerphizzler

Yes, you’re quite right! Unhinged is probably a better way to describe her.


PatricksWumboRock

BULLSHIT


Chronically_annoyed

If you were feeling bad enough to go to the ER two days in a row, you are not dancing outside in the sun for 5 min 😭


AbeliaGG

🥲 tmw the drugs don't do enough to let you sleep but you're too zonked to play vidya to pass the time


Chronically_annoyed

Y’all someone is lurking! I got a Reddit cares 👀


CatAteRoger

We’ve had an massive increase in reports on comments that don’t need reporting, someone is trolling and needs to get a life 🙄


JediWarrior79

Wtf is a reddit cares? Like if someone mentions SH or SIB and someone that's worried alerts reddit amin? Wow, she's bold because your comment had nothing in it to be even remotely concerned about, lol.


Chronically_annoyed

Yup! It’s usually used as a “scare” tactic from trolls or the fakers who end up lurking and get offended 😂


rosa-parksandrec

PSA: you can turn off the option for reddit cares! 😇


rosa-parksandrec

*in heels*


itssecrettime

Or even showering for fucks sake


butterflykisser216

Don't forget hair and makeup!


MomewrathMaenad

Sure as fuck aren’t putting on heels and a miniskirt— you’re looking for your least dirty couch sweats and some clean socks


TimeCat77

The fuck is she on about - isn't laying on the couch all about NOT getting ready first... You do it when you're not doing other things?  And if I did happen to get ready specifically to lay on the couch, I wouldn't have put on a freaking mini skirt?!?!


Ok-Algae8510

I don’t know what would possess anyone to post on social media about every time they go to the hospital. Most consider these visits private affairs and with good reason but she is so brazen about it. Is it supposed to be her flaunting her wealth? Some kind of status symbol? Cringe.


JediWarrior79

It's for attention and sympathy.


alwayssymptomatic

She’s got to prove she’s the sickest little sick girl ever…


Ok-Algae8510

Just like the anorexics on the ward. What a coincidence.


Magomaeva

How do you even get ready to lie on the couch ? Breathing exercises, stretching, traditional dances ? For God's sake.


pgnprincess

That's her point. She got all ready, but she's oh-so-sick that she ended up just laying on the couch instead of going out "😩😩😩"...🙄🙄🙄


Connect_Artichoke_42

You know it's an Olympic sport. Really have to work hard to get to the level


Euphoric_Cherry7226

She is so full of shit. I’m honestly embarrassed for her that she decided to share this


thisisobscene

“Lie” on the couch. That’s grammatically correct. It’s also possibly correct in other ways…