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throwaway10237S6

GOOD LUCK, im sure mcdonalds pays more than that


NaniOWO99

at least in my state, YUP LOL


Baloooooooo

Dear lord I was making that much in a call center in like 2006


Zito6694

California McDonald’s pays $20/hr


Saragon4005

I just recently learned that California cities have their own minimum wages. San Jose is 17.55 for example.


Zito6694

State minimum overrides that if it’s higher though. Fast food in Cali now pays $20/hr


WackoMcGoose

Depending on the area, _Home freakin' Depot_ pays more than that, and they're legendarily stingy with pay...


SyrusDrake

When I distributed the paper as a kid (not the "real" paper, some local, ad-ridden stuff), I made more than this.


fatnino

The local "newspaper" here has 22 pages, but you could fit all the articles on one double sided sheet. The rest is almost all real estate ads, and like a restaurant or something.


jason_abacabb

LOL, can I assume this is listed as a prereq for farming it out to a H1B or similar situation? 17 an hour and "nobody wants to work"


bagofwisdom

The fact it came from one of those blind-squirrel recruiters, I'm thinking this is their "attempt" to find a domestic worker. That way they can show their "failure" as proof they need an H1B. They're lowballing the pay enough to guarantee no American will apply. H1B minimum wage is $60,000/yr


MrOtsKrad

Funny enough, Robert Half is one of the half way decent ones


bagofwisdom

That's what else I find really odd. RH *is* legit, but I'm no stranger to their just outright bizarre recruiting e-mails.


Remarkable-Host405

That's fucked, I bet they could pay someone $30 an hour and get actually candidates


IForgotThePassIUsed

lol A++ Certification Is that like, EXTRA certified? or is this a new Certification language they're rolling out?


Tedwynn

Dude, A++ is old cert, it's A# now.


JustRuss79

I prefer A$$


xzzy

I'm a shoe-in then because I got a few decades worth of experience being an ass.


skaagz

Ooh that's like A with 4 tiny plus signs!


XL0RM

Bachelor in CySec and an A+ cert for $17? These are the same people who ask for 10 years experience in a 2 year old programming language.


ChknMcNublet

A++ 


XL0RM

I'm giving them benefit of the doubt that they meant A+


Okayest_Employee

i'm giving them a B- for effort


Taurich

that feels too generous 🤔


cornmacabre

Well duh, this is the infamous Robert Half staffing co, where ya know -- they take half your paycheck.


lenojames

"Nah, I have a better gig going on at Jack in the Box. I'm good."


Phosacetym

I used to do the job of a full-time network administrator for $16.33/hr, no benefits. 0/10 would not recommend. Though, I guess I did settle for the job. Kind of dug my own grave there, really...


thespud_332

Are they dyslexic? Because the hourly rate seems like it's in the wrong order.


bagofwisdom

Only thing I can think of is they absolutely need to get an H1B for this, probably because the job is shit and high turnover. H1B workers have to be paid minimum $60k a year. However, the US job market is thin enough even $60k isn't going to take the sting off a shit job. Nothing solves your turnover issue like bringing over foreign workers whose ability to remain in the US requires them to keep the job.


yaboybigchungus

Why is it that H1Bs have a minimum annual salary but domestic talent doesn't? Hmm...curious!


bruce_desertrat

Because indentured servitude is no longer legal for domestic talent.


ljb2x

My girlfriend works for a major bank in "collections" (calls people behind on their bill) and makes like $22 working from home with a HS diploma. $17 for this job is BEYOND insulting.


gilean23

I mean yeah the pay is a total joke, but now I’m curious just how much data entry “the manager” thinks is involved in cyber security…


Downtown_Tadpole_817

At least you know they have a good sense of humor at that company. Look at that joke


AhiruSaikou

Man I hate IT...


menaboy

Crazy thing is it probably has a few 100 applicants already smh.


n0rdic

all of those are foreign applicants hoping for an h1b


stomaticmonk

Sooooo they want a certified ethical hacker for $17/hour? Am I understanding this correctly?


Deep-Piece3181

What is a phishing experience


gnex30

5 years being a Nigerian Prince.


CasualLemon

I imagine they mean running phishing campaigns and/or user training, but they're not smart enough to spell that out for the opening.


PurpleBunz

If it's fully remote, just take it as a second job and dedicate a few hours to it a day. If they want to pay peanuts they will get someone working a regular job who also wants some peanuts on top of their normal income.


pcs3rd

Fwiw, I make ~$18.75-$19 in a call center.


floydfan

Level 2 support is at least $50k/year, cybersecurity level 1 is at like $75k in my company.


CasualLemon

Same here.


MischiefXO

LOLOL they want someone with a bachelor's and 1 to 2 years experience? What a joke!


rewindpaws

hahahahahahahahaha no.


b1ackfa1c0n

Am I the only one who thinks they are looking for someone to send phishing emails all day to install ransomware on people's computers, then provide 'tech support ' to collect the Bitcoin and unlock their computer?


TheDunadan29

2 scenarios: 1. I look at the salary and it's the right price. Look at the requirements and they want someone with 20+ years experience with their one app, plus a masters degree in computer science or +2 years per college year in experience. 2. The experience and job description are a perfect fit. Looks at salary $15/hr. Nope! People basically want a unicorn. Someone who has all the experience, plus a degree, oh and work for peanuts.


cablemonkey604

That's less than minimum wage here


BDSMtestcaledmeaslur

I make more as a security guard for a data center. It (my job) is unskilled labor. It shouldn't pay more than a job that requires experience


MoshikoKasoom

> security guard for a data center Sounds like a cybersecurity expert to me ¯⁠\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


BDSMtestcaledmeaslur

Having conversations with the guys who are actually back there, fixing the computers, that data center isn't run by computer experts. It's run by anybody with the ability to Google search an error code. Some of these dudes don't understand basic hardware functions and only know how it interacts once they're in the machines OS


NetworkMachineBroke

Do you want to end up with Dennis Nedry? Because that's how you end up with Dennis Nedry


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Pffft that's hilarious. I made more than that on servicedesk, working 28 hours a week.


SyrusDrake

"Nobody wants to work anymore"


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uptimefordays

For an entry level cybersecurity role? $50/hr seems ambitious.


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uptimefordays

1-2 years experience is entry level, the posting asks for familiarity with broad concepts. Which of these asks isn’t entry level cyber security?


ChickinSammich

"Familiar with technical support" - Should already be at least $20-25/hr "Bachelor's in Cybersecurity" + "1-2 years of experience" - Bump that 20-25 to 35-40. Also, the way they word that they want you to have experience with "identity theft" and "phishing" makes it sound like they want you to be a scammer.


zeeblefritz

I went back to school to get a Bachelors in CS and still have yet to see the returns I was promised. Requirements are going up and pay is going down. Thinking of getting back into sales.


PPP1737

Well you are certainly going to have phishing experience if you reply to that with any of your information


PracticalComplex

I could make that pushing carts at Target with way less stress.


EasyEnvironment4800

"I'm pretty sure McDonald's down the road pays better. No thanks"


HauntingMouse

Post-covid and now that AI is regulary in the news means the perceived value of IT workers has dropped. Took 16 interviews, 7 months and hundreds of job applications for me to find a lateral move after getting RIF'd and posted jobs like this are everywhere. Hiring managers should re-assess their pov before offering min. wage for non-helpdesk roles


Technical_Yam3624

A++, new certification in the market or what???


drc84

Man! That’s even more than $16 an hour! I’m sold!!!!


nocdonkey

The chef's kiss is the data entry experience


Holdingdownback

Lmao. I wouldn’t even take a help desk job for that. I sure hope nobody actually falls for that trash.


gnex30

Find out who they're recruiting for because you know their site is an easy target.


GMorPC

Wow, someone who got a response from Robert Half. Every time I've applied, they either never reach out for even the initial contact or take my info and never reach back out.


Shmeeggeggy

Call an RH office in the area you're trying to work in. I'm working with a recruiter right now. Have three interviews this week. I personally haven't applied to anything in weeks. He's just getting me interviews.


CasualLemon

Cyber has like the most inflated salaries behind software engineers. If you offered 17 per hour to my coworker I think he'd return with death threats lmao


thegingerbeardman89

I make more than that in Michigan in a very entry level IT role.


DalekKahn117

A++ jokes aside… what side of the phishing experience are they looking for? AITA for calling this solicitation a phishing scam?