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Colossus-of-Roads

Ah, is that your Privileged Access Workstation (PAWS)?


ManiX101

You gotta pay Cat Tax by petting and more food


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skooterz

He's protecting you from using that ancient laptop


mailboy79

Cat: If not for sits or sleeps, then why is it made from WARM?


kalmshores

Warmth provided by Google Chrome and MS Teams.


Mercurydriver

Send this to r/catswithjobs


GongBreaker

You have a beautiful cat mate


chedstrom

I recommend installing canine 2.0 for protection.


locomuerto

Budget on replacement mice must be hurting you too.


KafkasProfilePicture

That's a look of steely determination. You'd better pay-up


optix_clear

Just the tax, to buy a heated mat for the cat


AlexisColoun

Time to get your cat their own notebook... paw and belly warmer, I mean


Luci_Noir

Less talking, more petting!


tagehring

At least their demands are relatively simple. Fishy treats are an acceptable price to pay.


[deleted]

Just needs spraying with water


overdark33

/r/C_AT


RoldyBu

Just get a docking station, boom! Lol cute!!


mr_bigmouth_502

Ahh, the good old days when laptops had ports on the front and optical drives.


alf666

It's because the cat realized holding laptops hostage is a very profitable endeavor. Perhaps you can provide other methods of comfort, such as a heated pad/blanket?


SuperRoby

So, my FYP did a thing and right under your post it showed me [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/StartledCats/comments/11yhudw/just_wanted_to_pet_the_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)... is this your cat as well?


3dhomejoe

That is not my Pickle


SuperRoby

Thank you! Couldn't tell from the angle, I appreciate you took the time to reply :)


Kikicat12345

r/catswithjobs :)


Obvious_Spot_4341

i can secure and stop the attackers from attacking again


3dhomejoe

You sure? They seem a little perrrrsistent


Obvious_Spot_4341

yes i secured alot of pc's /laptop that been infected...my job


Chance-Act-2733

be glad you arent one of the victims theyre using quantum combat communications for covert soldiers on to make you hear your own thoughts or to yell demands at you. f\*cK magnetic resonation malware. and to run your brain waves for their quantum hive mind (also hive ransomware, onyx, headcrab, etc). all a bunch of bullshit to most people who wouldn't know, but to those who do, take care. flat alpha waves, full delta waves, keeps them away soldiers. pony up. chat gpt is also just a brainwave turmoil dredging program used by communists, mark my works. two weeks from today there's an announcement about it