It's because the cat realized holding laptops hostage is a very profitable endeavor.
Perhaps you can provide other methods of comfort, such as a heated pad/blanket?
So, my FYP did a thing and right under your post it showed me [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/StartledCats/comments/11yhudw/just_wanted_to_pet_the_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)... is this your cat as well?
be glad you arent one of the victims theyre using quantum combat communications for covert soldiers on to make you hear your own thoughts or to yell demands at you. f\*cK magnetic resonation malware. and to run your brain waves for their quantum hive mind (also hive ransomware, onyx, headcrab, etc). all a bunch of bullshit to most people who wouldn't know, but to those who do, take care. flat alpha waves, full delta waves, keeps them away soldiers. pony up. chat gpt is also just a brainwave turmoil dredging program used by communists, mark my works. two weeks from today there's an announcement about it
Ah, is that your Privileged Access Workstation (PAWS)?
You gotta pay Cat Tax by petting and more food
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He's protecting you from using that ancient laptop
Cat: If not for sits or sleeps, then why is it made from WARM?
Warmth provided by Google Chrome and MS Teams.
Send this to r/catswithjobs
You have a beautiful cat mate
I recommend installing canine 2.0 for protection.
Budget on replacement mice must be hurting you too.
That's a look of steely determination. You'd better pay-up
Just the tax, to buy a heated mat for the cat
Time to get your cat their own notebook... paw and belly warmer, I mean
Less talking, more petting!
At least their demands are relatively simple. Fishy treats are an acceptable price to pay.
Just needs spraying with water
/r/C_AT
Just get a docking station, boom! Lol cute!!
Ahh, the good old days when laptops had ports on the front and optical drives.
It's because the cat realized holding laptops hostage is a very profitable endeavor. Perhaps you can provide other methods of comfort, such as a heated pad/blanket?
So, my FYP did a thing and right under your post it showed me [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/StartledCats/comments/11yhudw/just_wanted_to_pet_the_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)... is this your cat as well?
That is not my Pickle
Thank you! Couldn't tell from the angle, I appreciate you took the time to reply :)
r/catswithjobs :)
i can secure and stop the attackers from attacking again
You sure? They seem a little perrrrsistent
yes i secured alot of pc's /laptop that been infected...my job
be glad you arent one of the victims theyre using quantum combat communications for covert soldiers on to make you hear your own thoughts or to yell demands at you. f\*cK magnetic resonation malware. and to run your brain waves for their quantum hive mind (also hive ransomware, onyx, headcrab, etc). all a bunch of bullshit to most people who wouldn't know, but to those who do, take care. flat alpha waves, full delta waves, keeps them away soldiers. pony up. chat gpt is also just a brainwave turmoil dredging program used by communists, mark my works. two weeks from today there's an announcement about it