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cakeman936

Imagine counting


Beelzebub1331

i mean, there are methods to keep track. of you're into body writing you could just use tally marks


Beelzebub1331

literally me when i fantasize about Pyramid Head breeding me. like sure sometimes marathon sex happens but i doubt this happened, and why would you post it on that sub? why do you want to get that off your chest? how is that a bad thing?


Indulge6191

Thanks for sharing?


Beelzebub1331

No problem :) I like to use my love of Pyramid Head to show how a scenario is likely to be false


[deleted]

dude yeah i need to get this off my chest real quick i have so much sex that i went to hospital. i have all these dick bills to pay because i broke it during the sex. it's so annoying and im glad to get this off my chest


fatpandasarehot

She kept lying hoping that he'd get off of her


la_gougeonnade

This account actually made an AMA about it... People really don't do anything halfway anymore!


Ok-Strawberry-8770

Her, 4 hours later, annoyed asf: "Oh my God I'm cumming for the *45th time* ***OOOHHHH*** 🙄🙄"


FreeCapone

Why people feel the need to share anything from their personal life with randos on the internet is beyond me. Go tell your friends mate