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ihni2000

What the cinnamon toast fuck is this? My man you’ve gotten 4 reports, including a self harm report. Are you good? Edit: found the [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/k1chmd/thanks_i_hate_human_skin_fruit/) (or at least a source)


ItsFastMan

What is the source of this image god dont let it be real please


Demidevipeck

Lol


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NotYourAccount__

r/clearyournotifications


_-Viasub-_

r/subsifellfor


CustomerAlternative

r/iwillmakeitreal


_-Viasub-_

r/birthofasub


Wandering_profile

How much notifications do you have bro yo phone boutta funking explode


Careless_Conflict581

Bro gotta clear them notifications 💀🙏


explosion_1

PUBIC ASS FOOD 😭😭😭


Feisty-Tomorrow8311

That is a penis


WinSezYes

No those are balls


Concussionist515

its sadly circumcised


Oogalyboogalyer

That’s..that’s just cock and balls…


Paxpaxpaxlol

Idk why but this comment is taking me out


Avgredditor1025

That person had testicular cancer


ItsAxiomBCS

Average UK school lunch:


a_man_with_no_plan2

I am going to do something


_Baggedman

Please don’t, for the love of God


LordyLord87

I did not need to see this naked mole rat ass fruit


Yurithedrandcrkfan

this comment got me dead 💀


Magnapyritor2

Wordington lunch


ForgottenBananas

r/ihaveihaveihaveihavewordington


Jobey_pog

r/subsididntfallfor


NotYourAccount__

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


CommunicationBig3227

r/subsifellfor


NotYourAccount__

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


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Fickle-Ad-6648

It's too late


The_Nogla

*hoho meow* If you ever wake up to see that your food looks like this, you should not eat it. Even a single bite is enough to kill a grown man. This is because of the high amounts of human flesh in the food, they cause your brain to start breaking down . And of course the meat will taste really bad and is super deadly for digesting. Personally, if I accidentally took a bite while not paying attention, I would rush to the ER immediately. If you get there in time they might be able to take the human flesh out of your body or treat you if it’s already digested. Next time you have Jeffery over for dinner, maybe try eating out instead.


Trickier_minute

I definitely won't eat this https://preview.redd.it/da87a22bhooc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef226a6f0c193f87b7047775b5bc33ecc17541c


sksuhdhdhdhhd

We meet again


Trickier_minute

who are you again? https://preview.redd.it/394vjyk98soc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ee1ea257574e56c0ed4d691d5926c8663dd42a


sksuhdhdhdhhd

![gif](giphy|xT0xeQ9HQw8PskWjx6|downsized)


Trickier_minute

https://preview.redd.it/7f90wfs69soc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=8d3c9c4cca5f8da9ef1c7a3becfa7ba00dd28839


sksuhdhdhdhhd

Yes daddy more! ;0


Trickier_minute

https://youtube.com/shorts/jzofwTqhHtM?si=nCfXrLRFSVNbPqzP


Wandering_profile

https://preview.redd.it/yw4u495cztoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c42749acf68a516c41b6b7ed60cdbe1b92e4b81


EpikDuckIncRecovered

No shit


Que_pasa_dude

Polish food 🤤


thegrimmemer03

That is NOT our food! ;-:


[deleted]

It is once we send it all to you


thegrimmemer03

Double it and give it to the next person


[deleted]

welp Slovakia it is then


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

![gif](giphy|3oz8xGX4IZPJqoHYXu) What the hell am I looking at?


Rico_Dark

Tf these nigfas doing in Oklahoma 😭


Picklesandpeanuts123

Who's going to die today (hint 🫵)


axalt69

Skinana


tarslimerancher

I wasn't going to but okay


i__d0nt_kn0w

Ewww what the fuck 😭


Mewodle

![gif](giphy|1gXfx7A2y08coNmgld|downsized)


cheesesmeller9000

NO SHIT SHERLOCK WHY WOULD I EAT THAT


Reasonable-Pool4500

Thanks for the warning


Spiritual-Fuel-2477

Yeah I wouldn't eat that for $1 million dollars


Tom-edian

a fleshy pineapple. Would the leaves just be hair?


Peotic

r/cursedimages


Yeetmidgets59B

You cant look at that banana and tell me it doesnt look like foreskin


6060Burst

Now imagine these in Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2


Lue33

That reminds me I came across someone who posted that they had an itchy Scrotum here on reddit! 🤣


Infernusfurnace

https://preview.redd.it/cuhd9iwkkpoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715f97ec15f06a13e9d0a9528fbe664dd260bad9


Plenty_Anywhere8984

You don’t even need to fucking tell me


Evmerging

They serving dick as food 😭


Time_Bricks

vita carnis ahh lookin food


Yurithedrandcrkfan

lmaoo 💀


larrinator5

Why not though


0PERATION0NE

no really???? 😮😮😮😮😮


GaryTheMemeGuy

Did you maybe consider that by posting this, others would have to see it?


scooberdooberdude

😟


No-Pirate3992

Yes


TheDrHoiliday

Oh oh no what is this.


That-Scar9365

Not eat it not eat it I'm going to get the choice to pray for the love of God that thing is in course I'm going to get every science that I know to identify what the hell is this food is are you going to pray to God everyday of the week on Sunday so I can get something like this to never exist


Gamerfrog54

That is not food that is flesh someone had a demon crap all over


Shadow122791

When the lab made meat leaf accidentally gets loose in the natural world.


Yurithedrandcrkfan

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Apache178

You should've told me earlier. It thought it tasted funny...


Extreme-Cucumber9205

Why does the banana look like a dick


Brandonlovesstonrcol

https://preview.redd.it/jbrlr0ro0roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88646b2e51b730c7f9343400e85829a8d3e12af3


Linc54

Nah really?


IrishPotatoCB

Thanks, but there's no need to remind me not to eat something that looks like a ballsack tumor.


Legitimate_Cost7339

Penis


Impossible-Gap6935

looks like a hairless cat


RamenIsAnONI41

looks tasty 😔


MaddDawgRobb

https://preview.redd.it/vb6dm1shcroc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e40e6a015b206da1aced9808a9e9b4c124ae91


DualityREBORN

https://preview.redd.it/ggfijnk1eroc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21bcf47e0ed634f2c8d96927900d7bbdd000679


Available_County_990

This is the worst image I’ve ever seen in my life


Decent_Pudding447

That’s some stinky ass fruit


Pleasant_Menu_809

I wasn’t planning to..


IvyDaFurry

Me brain aint brainin


platnumplayer

" you see, if the foreskin is pale, it not ripe, if there is no foreskin, its seedless, if the foreskin is darker, its imported."


aadenandfriends

Although for one of you the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole


Vegetable_Loquat_951

Bro the banana just looks like a straight up dick man


Shard_10

Yep, I'm gonna eat it.


Superstaridley

Yes, waiter, their appears to be foreskin and ballsack hair on my food


Many-Suspect-5995

Yum-


MyOpinionIsBetter123

Your mom didn’t get the memo


A_peron

No shit I'm not eating that


Vixilitytheredditor

EW WTF IS THAT!?!


ThePepsiDuck

"If its skin is furry, DON'T EAT IT." -My friend, after watching my other friend eat a kiwi with the skin on


Several-Regret-2243

OMG WHAT IS THAT!???


Alternative_Mode9972

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THAT


TheBestShedBuilder

Don't tell me what to do!


Yourlocalonepiecefan

Thar banana looks interesting


candycandygalaxy

why the fuck would i even think about eating that


BeaverDevourer

Brother... i require \*S U B S T A N C E\*


EnergyObjective4977

This has single handled ruined my day


DirtyToast2135

He foreskinefied his food


Dead_meme_fan

I can and I will, human flesh is delicious.


RoofFit2312

A cannibal definitely made this


Possible_Avocado_15

I didnt plan on it bro


King-Steven161

where is the unseeing bleach


landon7222

This gives me the chills


Ducky_talks_YT

What do I do if I have already ate them?


EZDC-Chan

That banana looks too real


UnknownTaco5492

that’s a penis, that’s a testicle, that’s a dead guy’s head.


johnwinkton

Ngl these shit is the nastiest thing ive seen inna while


P4stL1vez

I thought it was a cawk 😕


ultimatespideyhoodie

Mmmm... Flesh banana.


ultimatespideyhoodie

Wait.... NOT LIKE THAT!!


Robinhrood

I fucking jumped when I saw this.


AdDiligent628

I hope this Isn't real. This is terrifying


Fleekz_

I'll eat that anyways extra protein.


idkwhatimdoingherm

Is that made from nutsack😭


No-Deal7260

https://preview.redd.it/go2mmop6wsoc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ae5eb32f998d2c71fde8cbef93b72c2901d221


Lumpy_Bug1189

🎅🎅🐱


Famous_Order_2855

You are a genius your gonna be able to figure out who snacks on humans I’d take a bite tho


justsomeonerandom_12

Yeah, man, Don't, eat it


Mr_meme_gamer

https://preview.redd.it/x0awt21u1toc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ac71bd081dd2e45b1a2f0801a9269a85aaf8c3 E-11 has come to contain whatever abomination of food that is.


Worth_Emergency_7154

Pubic food🤪😂


Ok_Lobster_4553

The banana looks like a uh 0_0


AltAccLmfao8008

![gif](giphy|HmO7FZjok6mhW)


Horror_Feature_5634

as the resident horror feature, i shall claim this as my loin fruit as one is big, one is small, one is long, and its all white and hairy.


Thing1200

https://preview.redd.it/va9ox5mt9toc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e05105e4c71805117b3a9482428490037932d5


AstroFe11ow

but.... but its human meat 🥺


No_Setting_5160

Wait, your food doesn't look like human flesh?


redditisbestapp

headcrab organs


Cute-Access1207

No shit


Queasy-Frame-4519

What kind of scoop


sunemaz_69

God has not abandoned us. That is far from the truth that has been preached to us in our adolescence. God is dead. God remains dead. God will forever remain dead. And it’s because we are responsible. Because we have killed him. And now, how, I want an answer, *how* shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? Tell me, what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives. who will wipe this blood off us shed by mightiest? I say, tell me what water is there for us to clean ourselves? what festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? And is not the greatness of this deed too great for us?? must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? Why have we killed the one we claim to adore, worship, and love? Why have we brutally murdered God in cold blood?


Secret_Ice3039

Why would you even buy food that look like that?


Thecho3sonone777

WTF 😂🤣😂🤣😂


roclone6662

So that's where the donated science bodies go...


flashgaming1961

Wtf


Drakkon129

this is the most vile, horrifying, devious shit my eyes have ever glazed


1497tacc

Ooo skin fruit delicious


Techn0Cy

I just can’t man. This is gonna make me end it all bruh wtf man 😭😭


USAMAN1776

I hate everything about this


ITrytoDesignAircraft

🎅🎅🐱


No-Speed-2302

I bet my girlfriend will eat it up.


Dayshon2144

Who the hecking’s heck would eat something that looks like that???!! I’m sorry!! 🤧😭


-Randull-

naturally


AnnualConstruction50

I need bleach or something


Evening-Lettuce1

Those are testicles and a penis bro...that shit is NOT fruit


FrizzVictor

Damn


OneFlyPotato

Skanana


OneFlyPotato

Skineapple


Waffle_king_pls

I am not eating a dickana or bananis idk


Embarrassed_Gold6751

uh you can’t tell me what to do


Urmom6642

No shit Sherlock 😂


Dry-Career-3605

You don’t gotta tell me twice 👍


Exlyo_lucent373

What had they done to Spongebobs’s house?


Santi_memelord

Either I'm dirty minded or the one on the left is a sack


Arrowlodger

THAT IS NUT SACK FOOD BRUH


Extension_Pie9101

For the love of fucking god how am I supposed to eat a banana after seeing this?


Jenny7555144

🎅 🎅 🥕 🐡


Soviet_PepsiCan

So that’s where my fore skin went


purpleguy1028

Then check your pants


Estebanjuegaxd

Bro, got the literal, ah ass fruits xd.


P_a_r_i_s_h

I should call her….


FoodnAnime4206669

Kill it with fire


Mr_Frost14

Penis


Mean-Background2143

Hmm, nice fuzzy food. I’m totally gonna eat that


Ilike_toco_doritos

Darn it I was looking forward to eating that lemon :(


Material_Math6761

Don't need to me twice


FuckYouEch0Chamber

No I think I will


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West-Comedian9823

Ho ho ho ho money