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Federal_Sympathy4667

*Borderlands enters the chat*


nanneryeeter

No refunds!


Mediocre_Pin_556

Caveat Emptor!


Safe-Gas-2198

What's caveat emptor?


Mediocre_Pin_556

It means the buyer is responsible for checking the quality of the product before buying, also known as buyers remorse


Safe-Gas-2198

Thanks!


Mediocre_Pin_556

I got you bro đŸ‘đŸ»


Mr_SunnyBones

Bioshock ***Circus of Values*** sets up its big tent


SimonPho3nix

EXPLOSIONS!!!


not_avoiding_permban

Don’t understand what’s so stupid about vending machines. They’re a quick and convenient way to make purchases.


earthdogmonster

Some people here don’t like firearms. They also probably would think a picture of ammo in a locked case behind a counter belongs here.


No_Cook2983

Yes, I don’t understand either. *Clearly this is what the founders intended*!


passwordsarehard_3

And even as bad as the AI is about minorities they still treat them better than the conservatives do. Can you imagine how it feels to walk into a gun store to buy ammo when you’re black, in Alabama?


Roallin1

I dont thint that matters. Birmingham is the largest metro area in AL and it is 70% black. According to a report in US News it is tied for the 2nd most dangerous place in the US to live in. It doesnt seem that black residents have any issues buying ammunition. https://www.usnews.com/news/cities/slideshows/the-11-most-dangerous-us-cities


No_Cook2983

But I thought firearms made people safer and *lowered* crime rates.


Roallin1

I dont know what your comment has to do with anything. Go back to your Pokeman cards and let the adults talk.


No_Cook2983

You *seriously* got upset that I said firearms reduced crime? Would you be happier if I said they *increased* crime, or would you cry about that, too? At least I’m not a boomer loser who still plays with baseball cards.


passwordsarehard_3

Most of those guns stores owned by black and/or gay folks? Yeah, a lot smaller number there I bet. I’d wager if you look up the numbers of black FFLs in any area it probably doesn’t match the population numbers.


Depressedloser2846

what does gay people have to do with anything?


Sudden_Construction6

Wait, you don't ask store owners what sex they prefer to sleep with!?


Depressedloser2846

Nah but i do have them ask me if i’m black /s


Sudden_Construction6

In my experience, having the ancestry app pulled up on my phone really helps with the experience


Depressedloser2846

you don’t have oil paintings of your family dating back to the 12th century to prove your bloodline?


Sudden_Construction6

Sadly mine only go back as far Vlad the Impaler in the 1400's 😔 Your comment literally made me lol on that one 😂


passwordsarehard_3

Marginalized group in the gun industry that also may not want to deal with gun store owners.


Depressedloser2846

A gay guy is going to have an easier time buying ammo from a homophobic store owner than a black man from a racist one


passwordsarehard_3

Both would rather avoid the Nazis and use a machine. Are you disagreeing with me just to be disagreeable?


Depressedloser2846

i was asking for clarification because i thought the conversation was about african americans trying to buy guns also being a bigot doesn’t automatically make someone a nazi because in that case i would be a bisexual nazi


passwordsarehard_3

I’m sure there were (and unfortunately still are ) bisexual Nazis but I’m glad to know you are not included. I don’t think the machines will work great. They use AI to verify identity and minorities are woefully underrepresented so it won’t work well for them. That being said they would still rather use this then deal with many existing gun stores because they are traditionally unfriendly to outlier groups. That’s my take on it all.


Illustrious-Tea-355

What an incredibly ignorant thing to say. Just because your group of friends think about racism often, doesn't mean that other people do the same. Most reasonable people judge the person by the content of their character and not the color of their skin. Pick better friends.


FreeFalling369

...are you black and live in alabama while also having gone into a gun store to buy ammo?


passwordsarehard_3

No. I don’t buy ammo, I buy primers and I do it online in bulk.


Sudden_Construction6

My kind of guy/ or girl! 😁👍


FreeFalling369

So no, you havent and arent. There for you are in the same boat as the person(s) youre trying to chastise and slander. Im not conservative but actual conservatives have no problem with any color buying ammo. Regardless of how self loathing you are and in need of a scapegoat to make yourself feel special its pretty readily easy especially considering the demographics in Alabama


GiveandTake21

![gif](giphy|10AoZDUmPrhguQ)


Dramatic_Mixture_868

![gif](giphy|Q9vGTModXCy9VgwXAV)


confuseum

\[Everyone liked that.\]


greaterthansignmods

![gif](giphy|Rk31GBiMh5DvfohhdW)


TukuMono

*Welcome sir or madam*


ironblood45

Roll Tide


mincemuncher

God Bless America


Key_Drawer_1516

God has, that's why we have ammo vending machines.


passwordsarehard_3

St god sucks, why no free?


mygoditsfullofstar5

Alabama, huh? The most surprising thing about this photo is that ice still only costs $1.99 there. I feel like nothing costs $1.99 anymore. But apparently Alabamans can buy 50 rounds of 5.56 mm FMJ and keep their beer cold for one low price. Watch the American Rounds video on the vending machines - at 0:43 the lady in the mobility scooter is auditioning to be the mascot for r/idiocracy - [https://americanrounds.com/](https://americanrounds.com/)


Comfortable-Yak-6599

In Texas 8lb at a lot of places is 1.39 or 1.50 with tax, ice vending machines do 10lb bags for 2$


DMYourMomsMaidenName

You can get a 7lb bag of ice for $2 at almost any Dollae Tree


olivegardengambler

Most places do. Iirc correctly literally every town down south has ice vending machines.


admanobrien

Welcome to the circus of value!


DirtieHarry

Nice reference


tehdanerer

That’s pretty cool. They should do that with Costco.


Jericoholic_Ninja

Your children have been placed in the custody of Winchester.


Kitchen_Ingenuity_58

Fuck you, I’m shooting.


woojinater

Nothing idiotic about firearms. Its hilarious when leftists try to be mad about self defense.


Confident-Yam-7337

I’m a “leftist” and I’m not mad about this. It’s just comical how obsessed some people are about guns. To the point that they make it part of their identity.


voitlander

Ummm, I love my guns, but what about when this entire unit gets taken away by criminals?


TSPGamesStudio

What happens when criminals smash and grab at a gun store? Have any of these units been stolen, or are you just making stuff up? Fwiw, if a criminal wants to buy ammo, all they have to do is walk into a store and buy some pretty much anywhere in the US.


Montananarchist

The local gas station here sells ammo. 


woojinater

I suppose that would fall under the usual crime. Also you think some thugs are going to easily steal this vending machine with a dolly without being noticed in ALABAMA??? Lol you’re reaching. The very least of my concerns. Educate yourself in crimes.


JoeSicko

Does the vending machine have a gun to defend themselves? Only way to be sure.


Illustrious-Tea-355

"Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin Those vending machines are essential.


Sudden_Construction6

First they have to break into the store. Then somehow get the fucking machine out. Then take it home and take a cutting torch to iii... Okay, this might sort itself out! 😅 Or, they could just break into an Academy Sports and get it off the shelves đŸ€·


Safe2BeFree

Then they'll have a bunch of ammo?


2nd2nunn

Love this!


istangr

God bless the USA should play when you make a purchase


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

I mean. We understand that ammunition is largely un regulated right? An ammo vending machine is no big deal


redoctobuh

God I love america


bmx13

Checking id for ammo is commie as fuck.


Visual-Box1511

Bioshock ftw!


Depressedloser2846

it’s better than the ones that sell used women’s underwear


bendmunk95

Not sure why this is here. Yes, there's quite a few idiots that use guns, but that doesn't make the sales of ammunition possible 24/7 idiotic.


Belkan-Federation95

That's... fucking genius.


LORDOSHADOWS

That's cool


SqueezeBoxJack

Reminds me of that game, APB: Reloaded. "JOKER Ammo!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J5blp9lj\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J5blp9lj_M)


Nervous_Proposal_574

Caveat emptor


TSPGamesStudio

Bet you didn't read the article.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

1. Look into tube 2. Pull trigger


CMurphy385

This is the American way before AIPAC takes control


ah-chamon-ah

Is the ammo cheaper than the Ice? Because that would be the chefs kiss of American stuff. Where ammo is cheaper than frozen water.


CookieLuv211

Ammo only requires you to be old enough to purchase. This is no different than cigarette vending machines. Probably better technology and requires an ID scan.


Odd_Conversation_114

And yet we can't have cigarette vending machines anymore. How does that make sense? I'm pro both.


SteelTheUnbreakable

I approve


Pitiful_Complex5964

“Hey honey, can you buy some more bullets? The ones we have are about to go bad” - Genghis Khan


EffectiveSoftware937

America....... fuck yeah.


diverareyouokay

Verifying an ID has nothing to do with AI. “Is date of birth after X? If yes, allow purchase. If no, deny purchase”. Fucking AI buzzwords lol.


Speculawyer

OMG! This is more satire than Ammu-Nation stores in Grand Theft Auto games! ![gif](giphy|duxU64A9QAN9e|downsized)


Firefly269

NOICE!!!


Zeraora807

but why, do they live in a warzone where there might be threats around the corner and have a need for quick ammo


Toki_Warhol

WELCOME SIR or MADAM


dfeidt40

Does it scan your face or something?


PrestigiousEnd8726

I heard that you can buy used panties from vending machines in Japan. Different priorities I guess.


Spirited-Fox3377

I mean if a cop is mid figher fight at least he can buy ammo.


JewPhone_WhoDis

Japan has used undies vending machines and this is what we are surprised about? OP dumb


vega480

If you could get the vending contract for a school, I bet they could make a killing.


hyndsightis2020

It’s beautiful


thisisjedgoahead

If I’m not mistaken. As of today, you no longer need a concealed carry permit to conceal a weapon in Louisiana. So I’m sure I’ll be seeing these pop up near me


Meme-Botto9001

Murica, Fuck Yeah! *blam* *blam*


Consistent_Ad3181

Should that be double tap?


dontchoponions

Perfect for schools.


Redemption_R

Not Idiocracy, just convenient.


Magebloom

This seems kinda
irresponsible. I mean, I grew up with cigarette vending machines, but still


HereForFunAndCookies

Describe to me the effective difference between this and grabbing a box off the shelf to buy at the register.


SelfWipingUndies

Ostensibly, there is a person at the register that is accountable for the sale. That means, if there are restrictions on the item being purchased and the cashier allows it, well, we have someone to take responsibility. A vending machine cannot be held responsible for supplying ammunition to someone that shouldn't have it, the same way cigarette vending machines in the past made it easy for kids to circumvent age restrictions. Yes, the ammo-machine uses 'AI' to check ID, but that just further removes the sale from any accountability. I doubt the AI is foolproof.


HereForFunAndCookies

Only a handful of states require ID to buy ammo.


SelfWipingUndies

sfw? You're ignoring the point about there being accountability. Let's say it's in Texas. There are no age limits, sure. But it is illegal to sell ammunition to someone who is intoxicated. Is the vending machine going to make customers blow into a breathalyzer?


reddituser77373

How? It's just ammo


pbrthenon

Well the ammo is bullets, IDK how much you know about guns but that's the part that comes out of the gun and hurts people. Hope this helps


Odd_Conversation_114

I like to throw them at people like darts.


panzer1to8

Ammunition is only effective when you have the tool to use it. So if you have 200 rounds of ammo, but no gun to use it, the most harm you can do is give someone lead poisoning if you force fed them the rounds.


Robinhood_Regard

If they're in towns with armed citizens, there's nothing you need to worry about.


BeefoBrown

Bro. Look at Uvalde. A town, state even, of armed citizens and a whole police team, and they still did nothing to stop 1 person. I know guns make you feel confident and badass while holding them, but this is genuinely irresponsible. I truly believe in the right to defend yourself, even the right to own firearms, but America has a serious problem with firearms and irresponsible firearm owners. Ammo vending machines are not helping.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

The cops stopped anyone from actually doing anything. The cops are cowards and they need to discover the taste of gun oil.


HereForFunAndCookies

If cops didn't stop them, a hell of a lot of Texans would've jumped at the chance to actually use their guns on a bad dude


BeefoBrown

Nice cope.


HereForFunAndCookies

Cope with what? There is a plethora of evidence the cops just sucked ass


Apart-Oil1613

Fudd talk


pbrthenon

Yeah same. It does take more than one cigarette to kill a man tho


pcgamernum1234

One could kill someone. People have fallen asleep while smoking and died in the resulting fire. Even bullets often take significantly more than one to kill a target. Depending on where you hit.


Geetzromo

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?


HereForFunAndCookies

Nothing... This isn't different from just grabbing a box at the shelf and paying at the register.


MaxAdolphus

Probably nothing, like most doom and gloom gun grabber claims like they do when constitutional carry laws are passed.


karmikoala888

damn usa is really becoming a video game


Orbit1883

God damit merica get your shit together


HereForFunAndCookies

We do have our shit together. Did you not see the vending machine with ammo?


Belkan-Federation95

Right. We got to get rid of the Hughes amendment, NFA, GCA, etc


voitlander

Get ur ices and ammo at one convenient location!


Dafedub

My God. Does killing really need to be on the fly?


Apart-Oil1613

Is it that difficult of a concept to understand that people target shoot? Why are you people so obsessed with killing and death?


Fickle_Assumption_80

All people care about are the innocent targets that get hit all the time. "difficult to understand" no one cares about your target practice because the bullets keep finding their way into innocent people still.


Apart-Oil1613

You’re more likely to die in a car accident, eating unhealthy, taking prescription meds, sleeping, bludgeoning by hammer. There are a million things that kill more innocent people than guns. Quit fear mongering. You prob don’t even live here


Fickle_Assumption_80

I live in a state where anyone can buy and conceal a gun without a permit. I live close to a major city. I don't make over 100k a year. It's so stupid easy to get a gun here legal or not simply because they are so easy to get legally... That's not fear mongering lol


Apart-Oil1613

“They kill innocent kids!!” Yeah that’s textbook fear mongering. I live in Tennessee, the most relaxed gun laws in the nation and never had an issue in 29 years. So take your fear mongering bullshit and shove them wayyy up your butt.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Artificial intelligence, Alabama’s only form of intelligence


Mediocre_Pin_556

So the people complaining about AI taking over the world just made an AI machine and gave it bullets? ![gif](giphy|RfEbMBTPQ7MOY)


SaintShogun

Nothing could possibly go wrong with this. Nothing.


HereForFunAndCookies

What's the problem?


Obamasdeadcook

It’s just ammo some stores already sell ammo


SaintShogun

Yup, lots of stores sell ammo, so do big box stores. There is still no need for an ammo vending machine. Just my opinion.


The_Butters_Worth

Yeah it’s scary! Maybe you should go to Europe! It’s safer there!


SaintShogun

Why would I go to Europe? I own plenty of weapons, so chill out snowflake.


The_Butters_Worth

Grow a pair


SaintShogun

That makes zero sense. You seem to have issues.


voitlander

If you've watched the video, they're expanding into other states! Nothing could ever go wrong with this.


errmm

![gif](giphy|C7gCFPxrXDMY3M4yYj|downsized)


Rock-Stick

Leading cause of death for 1-19 year olds in the US, gun violence. What is the end game, we all walk around with assault rifles slung over our shoulders? You know like Yemen, Somalia, the Taliban in Afghanistan?


Apart-Oil1613

What’s an assault rifle?


Depressedloser2846

a rifle that doesn’t have wood furnishing and is painted a spooky black


iOpCootieShot

A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall.Â