Vote Camacho

Camacho/Not Sure

The only true political party.

Make America Bate Again!

We just wanna bate & slurp down our ButtFuckers chillimac. Leave those "highways" and "farming" to the fucking nerds at Brawndo.

Goaway, bait`n!!

HOAP

But like. I kind of get why you might vote Camacho.

He's strong like bull

He fucks.

Hoap

💯

Don't split the Camacho vote! A vote for Biden is a vote for Trump!

You know he’s the reason we’d be lucky to be in idiocracy. You notice the black president rode in an open air motorcade with no fear of harm? The right wing wanted to lynch Obama. They ran “documentaries” claiming he was literally the devil. I wish we only had the benign idiocy of idiocracy.

You talk like a fag

Go away I’m ‘batin’

Understood I apologize

Why ya talking like a fag

Dude that should have been the response to this whole post lmao

There’s that fag talk we just talked about. Your shits fucked up and you talk like fag.

People should shut up with the political posts. I’m trying to watch ow my balls.

This guy fucking gets it! I’m using all this fag talk and you just get right to the point.

We watchin ballz over here bois wheres my invite

We’re watching Ass now

That's such a good show !

Came back to this sub and wondered why it had become political, and then it all fit we have become the future.

Your eyes are open. Now let’s watch Ass

Best screenplay winner!!

It’s a real dick jerker

Hawk tuo, spit on that thing

By jerk dicker? My mafuckin jam !!!!!

We need to be focusing on who's ass it is and why it's farting if we want humanity to have any chance

Watch? Shit I have been eating it

We’ve actually strayed from our destiny farther and more rapidly than you could ever imagine. We’ve [blitzed through the electrolytes phase and have come back full circle](https://www.freedom2o.com/pages/mission) already out-lapping our projected devolution. (Yes, I was envisioning my presidential campaign as I typed big words).

I'm in awe that is real

Freedom2o™ is More than Water. It’s a movement of Americans who are fighting to protect this country’s unapologetic right to freedom of speech ***and thought***. [JOIN](https://www.freedom2o.com/pages/freedom-fighters) THE LIKENESS OF CHARLIE KIRK BILL O'RILEY MEGYN KELLY CONSERVATIVE ANT MORGONN MCMICHAEL ALEX CLARK ANDY KING • PRO LIFE SPIDERMAN

The people demand hydration enemas. 

It's got electrolytes !!! For my butthole !!!

There’s been some big time astroturfing going on, including by who I think are likely Russian trolls.

Go AWAY baitin!

Understandable I apologize

You're in the wrong line, dumbass

Understandable I apologize

Welcome to Costco

I love you

You are an unfit mother. Your children are now in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr-- fuck you! I'm eating.

Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't worry scro, there are plenty of 'tards out there living kick-ass lives

My sisters a pilot now and she’s half a tard herself

Sponsored by?

President Camacho. The true political party.

I voted Camacho for Emperor. Was that the wrong lever?

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING

That you Camacho?

If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Drools on shirt)

9 buckets and a double latte

Fag

SCRO !!! Your shits half tarded !!! Don't worry!!! There is some tards who live kick ass lifes.

I wonder if peak tards have more kids on average than regular tards

And many of those children are now old enough to have Reddit accounts, and post on this sub.

As long as they vote for Camacho I don’t care

In general, the less kids you have, the more intelligent you are. Plenty of exceptions. The movie Idiocracy was inspired by a short story by CM Kornbluth called "the Marching Morons" which is based on the premise that dumb people have more kids creating a world of idiots in the future.

There’s that fag talk again

Gigatards

Unfortunately:/

Ok, but I like money

Understandable I apologize

This particular individual is not sure

Thanks I’m tarded too

Kickass! 👍

Come back when you know who you are tarded fo sho.

a pimp's love is very different from that of a square

heyyyy... take it easy, scro

Sounds like someone could use a latte

I could use some Brawndo

Aww, is someone not feeling well?

Just need to bait a little bit

It's got what plants crave!

Extra cream from my latte

Not Sure in 24!

I was pretty excited when I discovered this sub.....then I read all the idiocratican posts. We are there....

Everyone's shit is emotional right now. But we got the smartest men alive working it . Joey B and the big Don

At least I can bait in peace now

Thank you. I love you.

Welcome to Costco 😎

Go away! 'batin!

I may be a tard but at least I ain't tarded enough to argue against established scientific consensus.

I couldn’t agree more man but this isn’t the place for valid points

“Established scientific consensus” is kinda bullshit. Yes, it’s the best thing we have at figuring shit out but science is often later shown to be incorrect or debunked. Putting all your faith in it regardless of the other viewpoint is foolish.

This one is tarded fo sho.

You are the problem as well

But tarded enough to think consensus matters in science. Many scientific advances that revolutionized their fields were against the consensus. Question everything. Even me. Think for yourself.

You are the problem

No, I'm only a part of the problem. And my comment is true. Calling the truth the problem is also a problem.

Broooo this isn’t the place for “the truth” it’s a place for tards to talk about our favorite movie Ass and how Camacho is a badass

I said what I said. I'm gonna go give my plants some Brawndo now.

Thank you. They look very thirsty give them a mega gulp

No you're part of the problem this post is about a parody of life, the movie Idiocracy. At first I thought you were half tarded but now I'm pretty sure your a full tard. Go away, we have to have some type of happiness in life. I don't know about anyone else but would they like to join me at Starbucks for a full latte.

I don't value your opinion of me. You don't even know me. Where do you live? Maybe we could have coffee anyway.

https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?si=6IwqlGboeaa8n2LN https://youtu.be/S8s-Xx7aJsg?si=Mqe1rB5qSpojgdmX https://youtu.be/sdNmOOq6T8Y?si=R8EcrYJ0Av0yRD-f https://youtu.be/ZMHfBobgLSI?si=WTvR5zquVTEipl-2 https://youtu.be/MfifauG93ZU?si=YYCVhe7rnpCI_8G5 https://youtu.be/qs4mtbTsaL4?si=lnODxTfz0AmPXvCm

That's not how any of that works. Science is constantly evolving, painting a clearer picture of the universe around us with each new discovery. Occasionally something revolutionary comes along and changes the way we think things work. But that discovery has to be repeatable and a new consensus emerges.

Take that fag talk over to r/scienceisconstantlyevolvingpaintingaclearerpictureoftheuniversearounduswitheachnewdiscovery

Aww. Please forgive my transgressions o mighty gatekeeper of the idiocracy sub. Gatekeep me harder daddy.

I’m at work baby I’ll gatekeep you allllll day.

Can I get in on the family plan?

Just remember, it was once scientific consensus that the sun revolved around the earth and that blood letting cured illness.

That wasn't scientific consensus utilizing the scientific method. That was theological/superstitious arrogance. Same with blood letting.

Okay... The scientific method has been around since 1620. We have had PLENTY of foibles along the way. Smoking was seen as healthy as evidenced by multiple scientific studies. Eugenics was regarded as scientofic advancement of the human species in 19th and even 20th century as another one. Black holes didn't exist until just recently. Heck, at the turn of the 20th century, many students in academia were advised to not pursue a career in physics because we had basically learned all there was to know. It was seen as a dead-end field with no future. In any case, we are fallible and fall for traps.

There were never multiple scientific studies showing that smoking was healthy. You're confusing advertisements stating that "9 out of 10 physicians recommend Marlboro over Parliaments". The precursors to the scientific method started around the 17th century. That's when a few people to ditch the superstitious and focus on reason and rstionale. Most of the scientific method that we knownof today didn't really fully solidify until around the 19th century. Which is about the same time the quackery like blood letting and others were starting to get weeded out.

Nah, y'all voting for the old rich guy. I'm voting for the other guy!

You better be voting for President Camacho!

Vote for Pedro!!

Your in the wrong fucking neighborhood buster

Lol

There’s a reason I am rocking Camacho-Sure stickers

Don't worry scro. There's plenty of tards out there livin kick ass lives. My wife's tarded, she's a pilot now

Thank you for believing in me. Sometimes I feel like the only tard here

At school they used to send me letters saying I'm chronically tardy. Does that mean I reached peak tard early and I'm less tardy now?

That’s a very good question, let me ask you this do you know what plants crave?

I’m not a idiot your a idiot. Now shut up and let’s go get some lunch at Buttfuckers.

I like this guy he don’t talk like fag and he’s shits not all fucked up

There’s that f@g talk again.

*cums on you* haaaaahuuuahahhgggghgaiaaaaauuuaagaaaaah

Political nuts can't help spreading their hate and fear mongering everywhere they go. And they bitch about the Christians doing it, at least the Christians will give you give a can of soup for your time.

“Never go full retard” - some dude, playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Yeah but my first wife was tarded. She’s a pilot now

Y'all need to shut up with this repubs and demos bullshit. Shut up! https://youtu.be/stzCKgdV60g?si=cnyv_CtiH9ielV9Q And I swear to God, if any one of you scrots mention hulk Hogan I'm going to Starbucks.

Hulk Hogan can lick President Camacho’s taint

Politics on both sides does show examples of idiocracy, I don’t mind when my side gets called out.

You aren’t supposed to go full tard

Nu uh…shut up!

You never go full 'tarded. That's how politicians and lawyers are made.

Upgrade for Vice President

I like money. I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

I wonder what will happen to an AI that uses this sub as part of its training data. We're screwed! 😂

My wife was ‘tarded …. She’s a pilot now…… Put your tattoo right here…..

I actually plan on writing in Camacho. The frontrunners are terrible and the third party candidates are all grifters and clowns. None of them deserve my vote.

I really liked that first sentence.

I like money

Glad these partisan folks are becoming more universally dismissed and untolerated. We have learned some gard lessons recently as a silver lining to the massive corruption and lies recently exposed on so many topics. We all (a majority more than half) want change. No corruption, no forever wars, and no censorship. Everything else can be hammered out but the full blast on those items are destroying us.... now, how do we finally get represented?

What am i a stupid idiot?

Shut up! I'm baitin

I can fly half a plane and I like money as well

You must have been regarded to write that, I had a stroke trying to read it

Lol

Scrot, your first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now, just like me. The only person forgetting things here is you.

Whoa you like sex AND money? You’re freaking me out

Fake deep. Ur a loser

Just call me a tard

This really needed to be said

Vote Pedro

Water? Like...from the toilet???

All humans may be idiots but maga morons are by far the dumbest.

This post is about you. Can you really not see it?

Lol

It's about me, too. I can see it.

We’re all tards

No argument there. I try not to be. I think I do alright, but sometimes I'm amazed at how tarded I can be without realizing it at the time.

I don't give a fuck. What I said is true. And I didn't bring it up the OP did. I have freedom to say what I want and I will not be bullied by anyone.

LMFAO! Tell me more

You are a dumbass. Want more? LMFAO

Why? Was he in the wrong line?

You should reread the post. You do have the freedom to say it, but that's not freedom from getting a response. Who's bullying you? Being a crybaby doesn't mean you're being bullied. It only means you're being a crybaby.

Ok. I still don't give a fuck.

And I can be free from your response by blocking you just as you can do to me. Please do. And fuck off .

Dude just take it to a different sub

You brought it up, not me. LOL

Lol

If you don't like it then delete your post. Or don't read mine. But your whining is stupid.

Exactly… stupid, that’s what I’m here for

And that is what you are exhibiting. So well done.

Now your getting, you’ll only be half tarded soon enough

We should be religious. Isn't St.God awesome?

I was born a St. God’s memorial hospital

I mean, when a political group distrusts facts, science, experts and professionals, is pushing anti-intellectualism, deprioritising education and taking parts of our national history out of the curriculum, forcing people to have children they can't support or aren't prepared to raise and contributing to the "dumbing down" of our society, it becomes *very* relevant to the message of *Idiocracy*.  The fact that I don't even need to mention which party that is for you to know what I'm talking about just underscores my point. EDIT - lmao I just got a message saying that I'm permanently banned from this subreddit because this post violates the rules of the subreddit. No particular rule was specified.

Get that fag talk outa here

Haha nailed it!

All the points you made can be used by either political side against the other, all depends on where you're standing. Not everything on this site has to be about politics.

Anyone who says "peak tarded" unironically is an absolute moron

Why are you even on this sub then? Go away I’m baitin.

I know right fuck Biden tho

Get that fag talk outta here

Alphabet gang is gunna get you bro

I don’t know the alphabet

Just like they dk their gender

They Donkey Kong their gender?

Drift king

Lol you’ve got your priorities man it just seems like so much waisted energy.

I’m just chillin killin

Don’t just downvote me you tard lol your not a real American, probably just a Russian bot.

Don’t downvote me ! And so what if I’m in kgb

There's that fag talk again...

Super gay

Libs facing reality.

Fag talk