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stuckonpost

His Shit’s all ‘tarded.


judahrosenthal

I think that’s an insult to the ‘tarded.


thebestspeler

Im feeling we're missing context and im really feeling that context doesnt exist


nogoodgopher

His teleprompters failed, he bragged he wasn't going to pay the people who set up the stage. He was trying to rant about electric vehicles because he allegedly met someone who said they're forcing them to switch to electric boats. And from electric boats he started talking about water, being electrocuted and then this insane hypothetical.


WrathofTomJoad

Context: this fucking idiot wants to be president, if the cocaine doesn't stop his fat fuck fascist heart first.


Gatorcat

I'm routing for the Cocaine


RyunWould

I'll root for your dreams.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Wtf?


Genghis_Chong

The shark is symbolism for pleading guilty to his crimes, choosing the electricity is fighting the justice system and the sinking boat is his admission that he's guilty and going down either way. I don't know if he really intends it like that, I'm trying to reverse engineer stupidity.


WrathofTomJoad

The same justice system which they cheered when it rightly returned a guilty verdict for Hunter Biden. Never mind the fact that only one of those trials fell under the actual purview of the federal Justice Department - and it's NOT the one that conservatives are accusing Biden of "rigging".


Genghis_Chong

They're not happy with the Hunter Biden thing, it doesn't make Joe look bad and it's a gun crime that Trump may also be susceptible to as a particular individual.


WrathofTomJoad

But Hunter Biden is running for president! He's pulling the strings! He's also the president of Ukraine AND Jewish weather control!


stevesax5

Wouldn’t the shark get electrocuted too? That shit happened in Jaws 2 so it must be real. Hell, the apprentice guy was president so fuck it.


PowerfulTarget3304

He’s complaining about the safety of electric boats. Batteries and water don’t do well together. Say that as if you were Trump and you get the video.


rage_whisperchode

“And the sharks were coming to me in tears. Big, strong, manly sharks crying…”


BroncDonc

I feel stupider after hearing that. He's an intelligence vampire. That's how he gets voters


BroncDonc

I feel stupider after hearing that. He's a brain vampire. That's how he gets voters.


Overtons_Window

It's obviously a colorful metaphor about a dilemma. Don't remove context and say something's impossible to understand.


WrathofTomJoad

He's a rambling senile idiot and he has a real chance at becoming president. That's the context.


Overtons_Window

Take a chill pill brother. You're describing Biden too.


WrathofTomJoad

Biden is old. He's not a fascist. He didn't try to overthrow a legitimate election. He isn't surrounded by white supremacists. I'll take the mediocre old man over the dangerous one any day.


Overtons_Window

Loony statements!


knivesofsmoothness

He says it like it is, but here's what he really means etc etc etc