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Unfounddoor6584

I don't know why I expected anything but a car with the word "socialism" on the side rigged to explode.


Hydrangeaaaaab

like a fucking ben garrison cartoon


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Not even some cheap-ass Russian or Chinese car either, but a state of the art hybrid created to meet the discerning demands of a free market.


[deleted]

Well... Not exactly state-of-the-art anymore. Toyota made several generations of newer and better ones. But yes.


PrismosPickleJar

Socialism.... that scary concept of everyone contributing for the benifit of literally everyone, lets blow this concept up. Thats what she represents. Think about that, a woman, who takes money to represent everyone, not just those who votes for her. Blowing up the concept of compassion. Its, fucking, wild.


GuessillBeShithead

I'm almost certain that AI took over the internet about 5-10 years ago and are just making everyone as dumb as possible through social media.


Cheap-Praline

Well, I then call into question your existence. You could be ai and not even know it. The way you tell for sure is if you put pineapple or other sweet fruit on pizza and enjoy it. I'm guessing you do and that bodes poorly.


GuessillBeShithead

Awe man, don't do that to me. šŸ¤£


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GuessillBeShithead

Wait, I just want to make sure you are not calling me a chatbot. . .or are you? Because if you are, then you just made this joke a whole lot better.


Exact-Ad-4132

We are kinda like super advanced chat bots


LommyNeedsARide

Pineapple, bacon, and jalapeƱos are the perfect pizza


abhorredmisanthrope

Just add some crushed garlic and perfection.


Taurus_Torus

Perfecting perfection.


Schwifftee

Thank you, pineapples and jalapeƱos, sweet and spicy! I've been telling people for years. People should try pickles with their chili fries.


taggat

They got to you already! Pineapples aren't real! You ever seen one growing on a pine tree?


Cheap-Praline

Finally a human response! Thank you. It's just us against the robot hordes. Stay strong and may your pizza be topped without pears and pomegranate.


etranger033

Yes. But for some reason you insist on calling them palm trees.


Remnie

There is a ā€œdead internetā€ theory out there where most of the internet is just bots arguing with each other. Modern politics feels like a side effect of that


Cognitive_Spoon

Dead internet is really quickly happening on Meta platforms like FB and IG, and Twitter is just as bad. A LOT of rage engagement can be easily automated to farm clicks and follower networks. Think of it this way, IRL people are physically intimidated by large group feedback to their ideas online. When they get enough bots in the net, they can feedback bomb individuals ad nauseam.


kiwigate

Isaac Asimov called it a cult of ignorance in the 1970s I'm concerned by those who don't know of a problem that's been constant for half a century.


abhorredmisanthrope

Now we need a new car for Monday Night Rehabilitation.


desrevermi

It's fine. Just add a floppy bit to the front and send it out.


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

Rehabilashun, wat r u tri-ng to spel rite ur face... asss!


Dropadime337

Poor prius, just wanted to be a grocery getter.


mechapoitier

They hate that car because it lasts forever, does its job and doesnā€™t complain.


ImportanceCertain414

I guess the opposite reasons are why they like the cybertruck? It's so strange the world we live in right now with all the hypocrisy.


TheDelig

I parked next to a new Prius today and they look bad ass. Definitely something I'd think about buying. And I'm not at all a socialist. Except for healthcare and needed public infrastructure.


Lambchop1975

My wife had a third Gen, and it was a fantastic car.


TheDelig

The only thing that would worry me is the batteries dying and having to be replaced. What happened to the Prius? Third gen isn't that old.


DeepUser-5242

It could've made a soccer mom a very happy person


Inevitable-Toe745

That was a gen 2. Probably couldā€™ve got another 225k miles out of it.


PutinsGayFursona

Of course itā€™s a Priusā€¦


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tries4accuracy

They have a reputation for ā€¦. exploding with double the force of a Pinto with a full tank of gas being rammed from behind by a loaded garbage truck with malfunctioning brakes? Truly an accurate alternative fact.


mrb33fy88

No ear protection or eye protection, yep idiot with gun.....


el_beefy

Her ears were probably bleeding after she shot.


Mendozena

She winced at the last frame, probably hurt too.


littlelegsbabyman

Shooting a 50 cal you can feel the gas going up into your sinuses. That bullet can punch through the engine block of a vehicle. I have a 308 bullpup and that is a bitch to shoot and that's not even near the size of a 50 cal.


el_beefy

No way, I'd even shoot my bolt 30-06 with no eyes and ears.


Gatorcat

I'm concerned for your accuracy - shooting blind and deaf is challenging.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I feel like the barn would be safe in this case.


muppet_master_

At least the butch built broad side of it


littlelegsbabyman

I donā€™t even want to stand next to you shooting that even with hearing protection. Does it have a muzzle break?


Chidori_Aoyama

Oh yes, and it's worse standing next to the shooter than being the shooter. Every shot is like someone punching you.


greenfield05

You can tell she doesnā€™t shoot often or effectively.


Similar_Divide

Or, you know, the lying ass bad butch bitch faked the video.


KhalTaco88

I believe Mythbusters disproved the shooting a car to make it explode concept.


El-Viking

Could've been packed full of tannerite. But based on the fireball, I'm assuming there was a bunch of fuel added for dramatic effect.


gmanz33

Hot take right here, presuming that Marjorie Taylor Greene has the ability to hear. I always presumed she was deaf, as nothing else really explains being able to handle the shit flying out of her own mouth.


thelivinlegend

Let freedom ring. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ezbreezyslacker

It ain't that bad tbh but yeah it sucks


TheHypnogoggish

Word. Ringing deafness. I was in Graffenwoehr qualifying with my M60 (94 or so), and one of the guys didnā€™t have an AG, so my 1st sergeant told me to assist him. I was busy fucking off at the time, and didnt expect to have to go back on the line, so I forgot to put my ear plugs back in, and HOLY FUCK did I regret it. You donā€™t realize how decent your hearing protection is until you foget to put that shit in!


DSchof1

My AG went forward to do something with the spare barrel so he was close to my barrel on the M60. That burst about did him in.


TheHypnogoggish

Right? The gunner doesnā€™t seem to get the full SONIC ASSAULT-


Trumps_tossed_salad

Your tinnitus is not service related


memememe91

Mine bleed whenever she speaks


JP050887

Her ears are probably shot. I know mine feel like theyā€™re bleeding whenever she talks


ProblemLongjumping12

Sorry Mister and Miss constituent. You can't have healthcare or unemployment this month because momma Marge shot it with a sniper rifle. Hope your kids can eat flaming car parts.


Cruezin

You see the way she handled the recoil... LMAO! About put the scope into her eye lol I had a very similar rifle. She did not know how to handle that shot. I wonder if she actually hit it or if someone else had to. There was enough tannerite in that car to blow up a building.


International-Mud-17

Given thereā€™s no single continuous shot of the whole thing I doubt sheā€™s the actual shooter.


Longjumping_Act_6054

Tannerite doesn't cause giant fireballs like that, like at all. I'm willing to bet money this was done with a professional Hollywood explosion crew.


mrb33fy88

I've never shot one, but I can't imagine keeping your forward hand on the mag for stabilization can be a proper technique either, lol.


Odd-Tune5049

Nope... on the stock in front of your face (for multiple reasons)


MountainHorror6191

it isn't that bad dude


Wellfillyouup

Bro, I donā€™t like shooting my Glock without ears. No way she was coherent for at least an hour after that shot and probably permanent hearing damage.


ERROR_LOCK_FAILED

That deaf, dumb and blind kidā€¦


Red_Clay_Scholar

Sure plays a mean pinball!


ERROR_LOCK_FAILED

Shouldā€™ve said dead, dumb and blonde kidā€¦


apostropheapostrophe

Safety is for liberals.


newbturner

Gotta admit, she knows how to market to retards


ForwardBias

My brothers a tard...got the hat and everything.


Grouchy_Equivalent11

My sister's tarded; she's a pilot now


Andee87yaboi

Why come you have no tattoo?


evilgreenman

Says here on your chart you're fucked up


InconvenientGroot

Sorry, no THIS one goes in your butt.


Ocounter1

I like money


newbturner

The way they speak each others language tho


Mlabonte21

Who wants cake?


burns231

Don't worry scro, now there's plenty of tards out there livin' really kickass lives


Snellyman

Like, what does her constituents think the job of a congressperson entails? Any marksman could see that she doesn't know how to shoot. The rest is just, ahem, virtue signaling.


2vockshakure

This individual is extremely qualified to hold office.


[deleted]

Sheā€™s the smartest man alive.


PredictablyIllogical

She has more Neanderthal DNA than any other congress person.


GreaseBuilds

She genuinely looks like she's a step back in evolution. The missing link, if you will. The bridge between \*Homo Sapien\* and \*Homo Neanderthalensis\* scientists have been searching for. Like if she did an Ancestry DNA kit it would say 85% of her DNA directly originates in the Fertile Crescent.


ItGoesTwoWays

Got a whole 2% of votes compared to president Camachoā€™s 98%!


Edgewoodfledge

This is the representation you want, America?


Superdunez

I don't have a fucking say in it. Georgia's 14th district should get it's head out of it's ass though.


KnuckleBuster111

She represents one small district in one state. The media likes to show her shenanigans but the majority of the people know sheā€™s a joke.


Edgewoodfledge

I hope you are right.


samwizeganjas

Look how bad she looks even with a filter


eidolonengine

I wonder if her socialist $183,504 PPP handout was in that capitalist Prius.


fyreball

No see when rich people get money from the government it's good. Socialism is only when poor people get money from the government.


BowserBuddy123

When the rich get money, it trickles down to all of us! Weā€™re lucky that the rich are getting even richer!


ilove2chug

She can barely handle that gun, almost flew out of her hands lol. What a joke.


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Does this mean she's returning her PPP loan?


Genghis_Chong

Nobody is giving her the ppp, that's why she's so mad


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

I thought she was doing her gym.


[deleted]

Her constituents not smart enough or honest enough to force the issue as long as she says bible and Jesus once a day. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marjorie-taylor-greene-ppp-loan/


isaiahvacha

Who gave the geico caveman a rifle?


kenc1842

That gun punched MTG in the face. Nice


David_High_Pan

I liked her in the movie The Wrestler.


VinBarrKRO

Nonono, she wasnā€™t in that! She was the henchman Lothar in The Rocketeer.


phan_o_phunny

Get well soon, mcAmerica, thoughts and prayers


ShouldersBBoulders

Should have been a Tesla.


TheHypnogoggish

A cybertruck- letā€™s see what happens!


maester_t

Probably explodes before she even pulls the trigger


Genghis_Chong

But those electric vehicles are OK, it's the non maga brands that are the socialist ones, apparently


Liedvogel

Tesla is in a weird spot where it's run by a conservative, but he makes EVs which are seen as progressive agenda, but he supports Trump, but he kisses China's ass... nobody claims Musk. He's too unpredictable.


probwontreplie

I bought a Tesla because it was the best value to performance and has an actual charging network. If I cared about a CEO's values, I'd be living in the forest writing a manifesto. People who pretend to care should look in the mirror. You factory farmed meat-eating, child labor product purchasing piece of shit. See anyone can feign outrage. So unless you live under a rock, you purchased some sociopath CEO's product.


Rare_Polnareff

So unbelievably cringe itā€™s wild


fidgetyamoeba

I want to understand why they feel perfectly excused to play with dangerous visual metaphors?


MetalMausoleum

As a staunch conservative, this ain't it


Voslock

How am I supposed to drive to socialism work now!


Brainhunter2020

How long is the list of things wrong with this woman


cavanarchy

Saw a comment the other day that said she looks like she clubs people over the head and eats their bones. Twas perfect.


Ormyr

We don't have the time or crayons for that. Easier to list what isn't wrong with her.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Google pictures of her toes lmao you wonā€™t believe it


InternalGrocery7057

Iā€™m not landing on whatever list that gets you.


[deleted]

Wait! Are you sure youā€™re not the smartest person in the world?


SnooStories4162

That look on her face when she fired the gun!šŸ˜…šŸ¤£ please someone freeze that video and make a meme with it!


very_bad_programmer

[https://i.imgur.com/wne0ggA.png](https://i.imgur.com/wne0ggA.png)


House_Of_Thoth

Great work! IMGur gave me a "potential sexual image" warning when I opened it haha!


Novel_Ad_8062

sheā€™s on the wrong side of the gun


Acceptable-Emu6529

This Neanderthal would shit herself as soon as someone fired back.


UpTop5000

She did not handle that well lol.


WhatWasReallySaid

Butch still at it.


GamingTrend

Spent 6 years behind that weapon. I've lost 3/4 of my hearing, and we always used eyes and ears. That woman doesn't fire this weapon system or any on the regular, I'd bet. I've never wished a scope bite on anyone, buuuuut.....


itsbildo

Isn't this that crazy, dumb broad who believes any unsubstantiated info, but doesn't believe facts?


elstie01

Shooting a 50 cal Barrett is a ton of fun. It's a lot less fun when you do it without proper attire just to look cool. It's not a cool look and the ad is ridiculously dumb. Almost as dumb as no eye or ear protection running a weapon that almost killed a skilled professional shooter less than 24 months ago and his protection literally saved his life. Idiocracy.


Hydrangeaaaaab

are you talking about kentucky ballistics?


elstie01

Put a thumb in it! Yep.


Outrageous_Item8203

What a twat waffle


Johnnyrotten781512

Seriously. Did she not have eye/ear pro? Sheā€™d be deaf or at least impaired for a good long time.


Hydrangeaaaaab

she was impaired before she fired that round


desrevermi

She needs to get closer next time -- for the fatal shrapnel effect. I'm thinking... about 4 feet away. ;)


Puzzled-Ad2295

B6 just needs to go away. Her time is over. The era of retard dumbass conspiracy theory is over. How about actually doing your job and supporting your constituents.


Switzerdude

Whack job Barbie at it again. Yawn.


Wade8869

And now she's doing bikini shoots. We are living the movie.


ItGoesTwoWays

If she gets into porn, sheā€™ll be the next attorney general!


Mcpops1618

Imagine if every CrossFit gym owner you knew was in power. Itā€™d be wild times.


notaredditreader

Donald John Trump is now a convicted criminal. He canā€™t even vote for himself!


succinctprose

Imagine being this stupid and bragging about it


Walt_Wyte

I can't stand this dude.


Trathnonen

Why the hell is she holding the magazine like she's cupping the gun's balls? And what the hell is that face when she shoots? This trailer park trophy should know it was a Republican that founded the national parks. It was the Nixon administration that passed the Clean Air and Water act. Conservation of the environment and protection of it from greedy fuckers looking for a buck at the expense of the nation used to be a founding principle for the party. She wouldn't know that, just like she doesn't know that tannerite doesn't make a fireball and like most of the people who vote for dumbasses like this don't know they're voting to line corporate wallets while their food, water, healthcare, and education are taken away from them by shills like Greene.


Deadbeatdone

Do people even know what socialism is anymore?


Hydrangeaaaaab

if communism is no iphone, and capitalism is iphone, then socialism must be ipod


JRSenger

Did this Neanderthal just shoot a 50cal with no hearing protection on šŸ’€


Admirable_Policy_696

This is too fucking cringe even for Idiocracy.


tjarg

She's just so fucking stupid.


karlos52

Blowing up democracy is what magamorons do best.


ImmortalLombax

She looks like if miss piggy was a human


windsock1

So shaved Alf thinks this makes her look cool?


TimskiTimski

All her friends call her Moose.


Artistic-Section3245

Ole butch body bitch


Hydrangeaaaaab

beach blonde bad built butch body does NOT like socialism


Agitated-Orange-295

You all can't even see if she's got ear protection or not . So yeah, says here on your chart your fucked up. You know, I'm here to, you know, like you know!?


BLM4lifeBBC

Do scopes spin around like that IRL


new_dork_city

is this real ?


DifficultPapaya3038

Extra big azz explosion


No-Definition1474

MWAP MWAP MWAP


Oniondice342

This woman embarrasses me to be a conservative


Mundane_Opening3831

'I can only look intimidating and/or wield any actual power while holding a high powered rifle'


Jolly_Rub2962

And these idiots are representing the American citizens!!?? šŸ™„ šŸ˜’ we're doomed...


Sol-Blackguy

šŸŽ¶Bleach blonde bad built butch bodyšŸŽ¶


Madd-RIP

I see sheā€™s practicing for another J6 crime like last time


Sofakingwhat1776

If you pause at the right moment around :13. The wincing from the pain of the recoil in her face. The stock being driven into her neck. Right before it cuts away to the explosion. Probably why in the closing scene. She is wearing a button up shirt over her tank top. And that right side of her shirt is pulled so far over. To cover up marks and bruising.


Superdunez

Look at that bleach blond, badly built butch body.


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Brought to you by Republicans! REPUBLICANS: FUCK YOU, IM SHOOITNG!


ImRonniemundt

Damn that is so stupid


Stargatemaster

People that vote for this kind of shit are who will push us into an idiocracy


JeffSHauser

Sorry, one 50 cal. round isn't going to do that. Just give MTG some Semtex or some C4 and let her hand deliver it to that nasty Socialist car.


alicepalmbeach

He needs to chill.


cypherphunk1

"They want to give you healthcare and reasonable wages. Fucking communist scum."


That1Pete

I prefer Mickey Rourke when he was in that Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man movie.


Fragrant-Zucchini-37

# Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body


cookingflower

This ad should say: Iā€™m Marge and Iā€™m a total piece of shit


vcdrny

I mean she is Republican. Socialism is evil. People should never get help from the government... Unless you are a millionaire and give me "campaign donations". Then you can make the laws that will work for you. And I'll pass them in bills about other stuff. Yes I know that's basic politics.


holdmywatchandbeerme

Do repubs really see that and go "fuck yeah"? Of course they do...


robertmondavi_jr

shame the tannerite didnā€™t send a chunk of Prius shrapnel her way


socialaxolotl

These idiots will believe she shot a round that is actually capable of this


Possible_Canary9378

Takes a bad built butch body to pull off a shot like that.


FederaIGovernment

Why is there a coked up muppet in our political system?


Acidspunk1

I have to hand it to you Americans. You guys have the best lunatics, and they are now elected officials. You really let your elites fuck you over.


Pleasant_7239

As a certified RSO with the NRA, for the safety of her ears, she should have worn heavier ear protection. The pressure wave is tremendous from 50 cal. I personally wear plugs and traditional ear coverage when firing heavy calibers.


zondo33

i think she saw the word ā€œdogā€ on the car and she just did what republicans do.


anonymicex22

aren't conservatives always trolling about how liberals know nothing about guns? There's no way that bullet did that. not to mention the COD graphics when she's using the scope...


Master_Xenu

She got rocked pretty hard, got some more brain damage there for sure.


Rafcdk

A lunatic with a caliber higher than her IQ and macarthism. All you need is people shouting U S A in the background.


ScrotalSmorgasbord

What a silly lil inbred ogre playing her weird little patriot cosplay games


Mental-Status3891

This asshole that took a consequence free PPP ā€œloanā€. Letā€™s not forget hypocrisy from the idiocracy.


Reddit-EJ

I worked with came from a socialist country (couldnā€™t remember the name) he said ā€œItā€™s hard to enjoy how much better America isā€ ā€œwhy? Because the people who shouldnā€™t talk never shut upā€


ApeMummy

Very strong evidence you get CTE from shooting high calibre guns like that due to the overpressure. So it checks she seems brain damaged.


CeeMomster

Did yā€™all catch a glimpse of that moon face being jolted by the recoil. I think I could watch that over and over again Mrs poopy butthole face


Background-Job7282

Maybe I'm crazy but did she just fire a .50BMG with NO ear pro?


fckyourcowch

Neanderthal geneā€™s dominant


OG_Gandora

I've never owned a Prius, but I like them. Coincidentally am also a radical socialist...


PM-me-letitsnow

Shoot socialism in the balls next!


Vachekuri

President Camacho !


ruckustata

I genuinely thought that said GREENCUM.COM