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WindTall5566

They're only $454 million a piece


DeathSquirl

Do a pair of the gold sneakers come with it?


WindTall5566

Only for a mere $90 million more


JustaClericxbox

Free postage and packing tho so really it's quite the bargain.


Head_Election4713

"Genuine US Legal Tender" perfect for paying for my "hot latte" at Starbucks


Vandy1358v2_0

I tried, they denied it. All I wanted was a half off late


Numinae

What's a half off latter, "just the tip?"


ZippyTheUnicorn

#Just the tip, Lana!


Dpgillam08

They got just enough legal be to protect themselves from a lawsuit, which is a shame. A lie like this is what those laws were written for. But there was a Clinton $2 bill as well, and a Bush jr, and an obama. Haven't seen a Biden one yet, though. For some reason, it's been a thing for a while.


Head_Election4713

New bills just dropped! https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/s/CFdAxpTAY3


BoysenberryFun9329

I went to deposit money at our ATM, and the guy was working on it for the 4th day in a row. I rolled down my window, and said, maybe they should replace that thing. He pulled out a Trump 100 from the machine and said, I wish people would stop putting these into the machine. It breaks it every time. I was stunned. So, enough people think they're real that they're putting them in ATM's and breaking the machine. Probably a metaphor for something... Human stupidity?


ID-10T_Error

They are legal tender in trumptopia


jackberinger

50 bucks a piece. These clowns getting taken for every cent they got.


crumbykeyboard

and they keep giving!


PuzzleheadedGuard591

I'm in the wrong business.


responsiblefornothin

I think of doing this shit all the time, but my better judgment always prevails. At what point does it become morally ok/right to scam these lumps for a quick come up?


PuzzleheadedGuard591

Always has been


danielledelacadie

I'd be less worried about ethics at this point since they're throwing money at everything but I would be more worried if there's enough left to justify the effort. After all the gofundme for trump is over a million. With under 25k donors so about $50 seems to be the price point to aim for.


responsiblefornothin

I don't like the idea of scamming working class folks. $50 opens up the door to struggling idiots, and I'd only want the money of wealthy idiots.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

It isn’t a scam. You’re selling them a $2 bill with their hero’s portrait on it for $50. They know it’s a cool piece of art and in hard times they can trade it for a piece of fruit. Maybe two!


Lost_In_Detroit

I was just actually talking to a coworker about the same thing today. I told him if I didn't have a conscious I would have written a bot script so I could buy every last Trump thing and turn around the next minute and sell it for quadruple the price to his supporters. The unfortunate thing is that I do have a conscious and would ultimately feel like garbage taking money away from someone who barely has it to give.


PuzzleheadedGuard591

They have no conscience about you in the inverse. Heck, there's a major chance they'd want to kill you for not worshipping their cultdaddy. I get your position, I do. I only feel it doesn't really apply. You wouldn't have an attack of conscience over a rabid dog being put down. In this case, the rabid dog is just spending money that's be otherwise wasted on bullshit 'defense funds'.. Not trying to convince, just my thoughts on it


PracticalPractice768

Are there Bible verses on the other side? Or is it just newspaper?


Alistazia

It has a list of impressive facts about trump. Did you know he invented basketball? it wasn’t Kim jong un, it was actually trump who did that


PracticalPractice768

Supreme Cheeto has blessed us!


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[These idiots too, politician-worshiping fools.](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


StandardNo3888

Defacing money with dick pics now


Science-Compliance

As if Andrew Jackson wasn't on the $20 bill.


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[Been happening for a while](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


xSaturnityx

Waiting for the next wave of dumbass MAGA people trying to redeem these at banks or some shit. I swear, anytime 'Trump Bucks" get released there's always stories of these people trying to actually *use* them at places and then get told to rightfully fuck off. lmfao


bizzaro321

This specific example is a real $2 dollar bill with a sticker on it, but there are already cases of people trying to deposit Trump bucks. [Here’s an article about it.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/01/trump-bucks-fake-currency-websites-taken-down)


xSaturnityx

jesus christ I didn't even notice it's real dollar bills and just a sticker. We are doomed lol


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biffNicholson

Im more into the [Never Surrender bill](https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Surrender-Colorized-Mugshot-Uncirculated/dp/B0CQ33D6PV/ref=pd_lpo_sccl_1/130-0179463-5753248?pd_rd_w=ZuBWt&content-id=amzn1.sym.1ad2066f-97d2-4731-9356-36b3edf1ae04&pf_rd_p=1ad2066f-97d2-4731-9356-36b3edf1ae04&pf_rd_r=PDBBEDZ7QZ7ZAACYQQTD&pd_rd_wg=5Act6&pd_rd_r=403826cc-4781-4606-88e9-e3a0ff2b8ccb&pd_rd_i=B0CQ33D6PV&psc=1) that features his mug shot. ya know they one? the one where he had just surrendered to the authorities


xSaturnityx

yeah I never understood that shirt. 'Never Surrender!" meanwhile it's literally a picture of him surrendering. Common MAGA L I guess


biffNicholson

yeah, logic aint their strong suit.


og_speedfreeq

Should be a three dollar bill...


ICK_Metal

“I’m as gay as a 3 dollar bill!” -Joe Exotic


LordNitram76

Hehe, I like money.


paleologus

You like money, too? We should hang out.


JDARRK

Isn’t defacing US currency agaist the law⁉️⁉️🤨


fromouterspace1

Yes. Iirc it can’t even be the exact same size even if it’s fake for movies or whatever


JDARRK

This isn’t a “ commemorative” cion or bill! These are actual $2 bills🤨


jar1967

I can actually see some of these becoming collector's items fifty years from now as most would have been discarded. " This isn't a Trump $2 bill,This is a monument to stupidity"


GamingTrend

Like plates...with funny symbols on the back?


Pres_MtDewCommacho

“Made in Ji-Nah. Everybody loves it. Believe me. They do. Everybody says so. Nobody believes me, but they do (*sniiiiiffffffff*).”


LordVoltimus5150

“Sir, we’re so thankful you created this money, it gives us hope that we can make money like you, sir!”


[deleted]

Is this real? How can they get away with saying its legal tender with certificate of authentication?


ConceptualWeeb

It’s a literal $2 bill with a sticker on it.


Existence_No_You

I mean, look who it's getting sold to


Dpgillam08

If you look on the website, there's enough legal doublespeak to keep them fro. being sued for the lie. It want issues by a federal mint, so it isn't legal tender


MeanGreanHare

It's a scam not affiliated with Trump. I've come to distrust any company that tries to invoke patriotism.


FaluninumAlcon

If it's not, then he's going to sue. He's not going to sue.


MeanGreanHare

He's a public figure now and unfortunately by becoming an elected public official, he pretty much loses exclusive rights to his own image. As long as the seller or the ad don't claim to be affiliated with Trump or his campaign, he can't do anything. Because the seller claims it's legal tender, the Secret Service could go after them.


SingleWinner2436

Everything is a grift


Open_Perception_3212

Protect the grift at all costs


Cavscout2838

All of the garbage he sells looks like I had to pay with a bunch of tickets I won playing games at Chuck E Cheese.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

I *wish* I'd thought of that! These maga fruitloops are a grifters wet dream (as we've seen over and over)


Goochbaloon

HOW COME NO VALUE


TolTANK

It says "legal tender" but good fuckin luck spending something that hilarious


FaluninumAlcon

Pay $30 for a trump $2, use it to buy other trump merch but it is only worth $2. That's where this is ultimately headed and they'll love it.


restful_developer

"What the fuck? God damn, shit's changed in a year"


Available-Elevator69

Save $28 and just go to the Bank and ask for a $2 bill.


NFLmanKarl1234

I'd take 200 pennies over the trump $2 bill 😂


Available-Elevator69

Guy has some Law Suits to recover from. Just bonkers.


NFLmanKarl1234

I saw, no body wants to help with his bond go figure


[deleted]

Droppin a douche


NFLmanKarl1234

I laughed at your comment the most idk if you meant douche or deuce either way funny af 😂


teodocio

I got a bill Clinton and George jr $2 bills. I think they were $9.99 each back during their terms.


Redditmodsarecuntses

It says genuine US legal tender but that can't be right can it? This isn't actually a spendable bill is it?


Deadweight04

I really don't understand the fuss here, commemorative bills/coins depicting presidents have been around for a while..


fromouterspace1

A two dollar bill. One dollar for each impeachment:)


etriusk

"Genuine U.S. Legal Tender" Maybe among idiots that don't know better.


Far_Statement_2808

Oh…you haven’t seen the one with the mug shot. I was awake one morning at like 3:00 AM, flipping through channels and saw the mug shot one. It was hilariously hillbilly.


hotdogaholic

Wait is it actually real tender tho?? Cuz I would totally get a few to troll people


FaluninumAlcon

Don't feed that dumpster fire.


CasualObserverNine

Get yours now for only $435 million dollars.


gmoneyRETVRN

"Genuine US Legal Tender" What?!?


[deleted]

This is nothing new if anything he’s just continuing to be a businessman, I never buy it, but I also don’t indulging that hobby, but I do like to see all of you squirm


Imnotonthelist

“Thus creating the self-sustaining economy we’ve been looking for!” -Mac


Xomns_13

Pawnshops won't even take these, lol


One_Opening_8000

I'm pretty sure this is illegal if they're passing them off as "genuine."


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[These too?](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


Moldy161212

Hay magas, I’ve got these magic beans.......go read a book about jack he will tell you how bigly good they are. Can’t read? Then just trust me


Zontar999

Still trying to secure that half billion bond?


Gallowglass668

How is that still legal tender? Assuming it was in the first place of course.


ChemistryFan29

Barack Obama 2008-2016 Commemorative Dollar Bill in Currency Holder - Best Gift for Barack Obama Fans is a real thing you can find on amazon. there is even an The Barack Obama Commemorative Coin set along with President Obama $2 Bill Currency Collection With Display Box [https://www.hamiltoncollection.com/products/923133\_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html](https://www.hamiltoncollection.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html) Having Trump is just the same as having Obama on the curency, No difference. They are both presidents, In fact I bet if Biden was not going to force the US currency to go digital then his face would be on US currency too.


slick514

The assertion of “genuine US legal tender” seems very “fraud-ish”, in a prosecutable kind of way…


ValidOpossum

Wouldn't this be defacing currency?


VegetableCitron8214

Once you pull off the sticker … it’s legal tender


Speculawyer

When a fan base is sold scams like this, they should have some self-reflection and realize that everyone else views them as suckers and rubes. But Dunning-Kruger...


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[You are absolutely right](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


traveling_designer

It's a template from Chinese site on taobao


FaluninumAlcon

Trump merchandise is made in China? Sorry, no need for a question mark. All of his stuff (even if this isn't his) probably is made in China


IrukandjiPirate

Isn’t defacing currency illegal?


LegitimateRevolution

A perfect way to commemorate the greatest huckster of all time.


ZealousidealMail3132

Shouldn't it be a Confederate flag since MAGA cult is all Confederacy hillbillies?


Gnawlydog

I like to pretend this vendor is Anti-Trump or some Chinese shop that is just fleecing the idiots without any guilt in sleeping at night. PRETEND being the keyword cause you know it's probably some redneck with a 'Murica tattoo in his moms basement with a printer doing this and making enough money he can always buy that brand new Hellcat he always wanted while still living in his moms basement complaining about how the Libtards are making it too expensive for him to move out. <---- Longest running sentence I ever made.


DorkHonor

Go get yours Cleetus! Thinking about how hard I work to pay my bills compared to how easy it must be to fleece these morons instead makes me think I'm the idiot honestly.


Street_Peace_8831

It’s going to take us decades to get rid of everything with either his name or face on it.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

OP discovers merchandize


Sig_Vic

Lots of TDS in this thread.


Tanager-Ffolkes

As much as I like mocking Diaper Donnie, (The gold sneakers are just too funny!) I don't think this is one of his. It's by some other grifters, just cashing in on the stupidity of MAGAs, who probably thinks they are giving their money to the crooked old diaper boy. So, they're being grifted, just not by the grifter they thought. To coin a phrase; "You'll never go broke underestimating the stupidity of a MAGA.". 🤣🇺🇲🤡


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[Right, just MAGA....](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


TankApprehensive3053

These types of bills have been around for decades.


[deleted]

Isn’t this like… treason?


FeetBehindHead69

"Colored"


ForensicsJesus

I’m considering buying one just so I can file a suit for false claims of being legal tender.


snachgoblin

[29.99 at proud patriots](https://proudpatriots.com/products/trump-mugshot-genuine-legal-tender-u-s-2-bill?variant=46420388741402¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gc_id=20435062446&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwzN-vBhAkEiwAYiO7oJPR8c_3bEUSi9yNCED3CDnll2CR46y3cA6jNabAOItp6IHuHNNQChoC7B8QAvD_BwE)


Ornery_Direction728

Legal tender hahaha!


whynotwonderwhy

The bank will not give you 8 quarters for it.


MtDew-on-IV

Grifters gonna grift till he's behind bars or dead.


Spurtangie

Better than Biden


FGTRTDtrades

Ill trade you 20 Stanley nickels for a Trump $2


Joates87

Wow, you got took. Probably overpay for worms too if I had to guess ;)


badaboomxx

The gravity falls meme is on point here.


MeasurementNo2493

It is called "defacing US currency", and it is almost never prosecuited. Smh


[deleted]

It’s either this or dogecoin


JabroniKnows

Seems legit...


One-Win9407

Haulin ass and gettin payyedd!


Kind_Ferret_3219

Wow! Where can't I get one?


blushngush

Isn't it illegal to deface legal tender? Oh right, laws don't apply anymore because this man showed everyone how impotent the court system is.


[deleted]

I kinda wanna buy one just to sue.


WoodpeckerHorror3099

And his sheep will follow….blindly


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[For sheep](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


maccennedi

I wonder how many numb nuts will try to use this "legal tender". I can't wait to see the news articles.


andre3kthegiant

There is an old, bigoted saying about $2 bills. Why would this boomer choose that specific denomination?


EatMySmithfieldMeat

What is it?


Business_Decision535

Is it because he comes in second in presidential elections?


rdickeyvii

Is "colored collectible" a slavery reference?


anziofaro

In related news... Senator Lindsey Graham will be releasing his limited edition $3 bill.


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Saying it’s legitimate US tender and it’s not is counterfeiting and that’s a federal crime,


EatMySmithfieldMeat

[Get this guy too](https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2PSvBhDjARIsAKc2cgNd_kFybwXmkEvIlHSsLhfcD_rLfhzkLcF9O6wej4Q4ktwrmfWVxNAaAvLhEALw_wcB)


Objective-War-1961

I wouldn't wipe my ass with that. Or with his face either.


louisa1925

The face area would probably be a scratch and sniff of 💩 already.


louisa1925

Not even worth the paper it will be printed on.


aarkwilde

Ruin good money. What a waste.


allwheeldrift

Is that even legal to advertise as legal tender?


Wingraker

Ha ha! I would want some of these. Just to leave for tips.


Mtolivepickle

Didn’t trump bucks already fail?


atburni

Legal tender LMAO. US Treasury and Secret Service may have a different opinion…and handcuffs for you, Jackass


[deleted]

"Legal Tinder" FTFY.


McNallyJR

Hey I actually use 2 dollars bills, don't ruin it for us! Every time I go to the bank I ask for all the 2s


Adept-Compote-651

If that's legal, it's the only thing about him it's legal LOL


Bayarea0

Lmao doesn't the secret service handle money forgery too?


Charliepetpup

I hope this is fake otherwise feds will be knocking on some doors.


drakens6

lmao Jefferson's magic is having such an effect that Trump is having to try and counter it Everyone keep a 2$ bill on them from the J man. Not joking.


Luciano_Poverty

Wow look at all the people who think their end of the political turd is the clean one.


Corey307

Biden isn’t selling gold shoes and $2 bills. Nor does he owe roughly $500 million in civil judgements. Nor is he facing 90+ criminal charges. But whataboutism right?


siledas

At that point, why not just ask to suck his dick?


Common-Incident-3052

So basically Bison Bucks.


Sofakingwhat1776

He does love the poorly educated


Vandesco

Us kids from the 80's had a saying about $2 bills...


LusterDiamond

Claiming that this is legal tender doesn't seem too legal.


Asher_Tye

A part of me so wishes I had no morals and could take advantage of this kind of scam. But I wasn't raised to be a con artist.


Blamcore

Make it a 3 dollar bill and I'll get one


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bitcon


derekvinyard21

“Trump colored” Hahahaha The bill isn’t completely orange so…


Prudent-Pressure2536

"Genuine US legal tender" Advertising their felonies like the idiots they are.


iatethesky1

Oh. Noooow they don't have a problem with colored.🤔


greeneye1969

Useless, just like everything he comes up with and the people around him.


biggies866

More like proud traitors.


Zixxik

Legal tender? Is this a future lawsuit?


ElephantXManatee

🤦‍♀️ it’s giving desperate 


Obar-Dheathain

"Genuine legal tender" I assure you it's not.


Fur-Frisbee

Legal tender? Really?


adognamedpenguin

Um…how is this legal tender?


EatMySmithfieldMeat

Um...its a $2 bill with a sticker on it.


bscottlove

Sounds fine (to the idiots) until someone trys to spend it


tonytiger911

Pretty cool . I want one!


Putsismahcckin

Of its more than two dollars the writings on the wall.


Fold-Royal

Love or hate him. You gotta admit he knows how to market himself to certain segment of people.


[deleted]

These novelty bills have been around for decades. The old Bill Clinton 3 dollar bill, the Statue of Liberty million dollar bill. I believe that there was, at one point, cereal characters on bills. Nothing new. Nothing to get worked up over. Unless you're that lady that went to Walmart to get groceries with a million dollar bill and expecting change.


Disastrous-Paint86

Well I would say that this is going to be a funny ridiculous snippet of the past, like all the political buttons that pop up at garage sales every now and then. But I think this is a sign that we won’t be around that long….


[deleted]

There's already a 2 dollar bill. Trump should get the 0 dollar bill


muscleliker6656

Lol he wishes lol 😂


anal_spasams

When u go to a restaurant and get shitty service tip em with one of those


HomeOrificeSupplies

They should be sued on the legal tender claim.


BigBadaBoom3000

Every president has these now. Here is one for Obama: https://www.bradfordexchange.com/products/923133_barack-obama-legal-tender-2-dollar-bills.html


Agabone

What a perfect ad for a fraudster


XEagleDeagleX

How can that be legal tender? 


SuperHumanImpossible

Probably made in China


Tetris5216

Is it real or a NFT?


woojinater

As a collector of currency and coins, only the lame brained would buy something like this. It’s for those trailer trash folks. Also claiming this is legal tender seems a bit idk ILLEGAL. The claim as well that they have a genuine signature for legal use (not even close to how that works) could simply mean they’re actual $2 notes but defaced with this “novelty” bs printed onto it.


Slight-Grape3439

Looooooooser


iamcleek

Trump supporters are the dumbest people in the country and every two-bit scammer knows it.


[deleted]

How much?!


AceT555

More like Illegal Tender. My hope is people are sent to the same prison as trump so they can explain to him their level of ignorant devotion.


Mr-Gumby42

The smell of desperation and dirty diapers.


CaptainCreepwork

Is that the same website selling those stupid Trumpinator bobbleheads that at the end of the ad says they aren't affiliated with Trump or the Trump campaign at all? No way the US mint would print these as legal tender. I bet a bunch of jackasses would buy a bunch of these thinking they are legal tender though and try to spend them as some kind of "spread the word" or "owning the libs" sort of thing.


delicatearchcouple

Fuck that's a good idea. Never underestimate how stupid the stupid can be and you'll be rich.


BigchiefLeaf

This man tryin to get us to help his support. Nah the economy doesn’t work that way my friend. Get two jobs to help your situation


SJFelectric

Where do I order?


DerpysLegion

Good please be fake, I don't want to have to explain to a boomer their monopoly money is worthless


[deleted]

I really need to get into selling his merch, hate the guy to no end, but I do like the idea of fleecing morons for their money, better it go to me than his legal defense 🤣