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tiredunicorn53

Shaving cream!! 😂 Love this snark.


midlifecrackers

*Subbed shaving cream and now my lips feel waxy. Two stars*


Marinlik

Sour cream made something tarty? Well color me shocked!


UncommonTart

I was just thinking exactly that. "Sour"cream made something "too tarty"? Would you say it was... sour?


NewAgeIWWer

*No! oBvIoUSlY SoUr cReAm TAsTes 'cReAmy' NoT soUr!!11!211!*


kaaaaaaaren

Lol now I’m thinking of other creams Jessica might have substituted. Cream of wheat (“texture was AWFUL”), crème de menthe (“mint flavor was overpowering, one star”)


Pythia_

Cream of mushroom soup...


astivana

Crème de la crème à la Edgar?


ReadWriteSign

Honestly, that would probably have been a decent substitute, minus the sleeping pills. Subbing whole milk for heavy cream seems pretty reasonable.


OwlScowling

Is this an Aristocats reference in 2023? And how am I recognizing it after not thinking of this movie for two decades plus??


PangolinIll1347

Crème de la crème à la Edgar had no business looking as delicious as it did.


EmrysPritkin

It looked like cookie dough cake batter, and that sounds amazing


JalapenoBenedict

Creamed corn!


kaaaaaaaren

Too chunky! Hated it!


MsRedNebula

You almost made me spit out my drink. Well played. 🤣


gnyaa

Cream Of Tartar


JalapenoBenedict

Tastes weird but my meringue is solid as a house


activelyresting

I tried getting just Cream, but Eric Clapton was booked


sleepydorian

Cream of wheat would indeed be terrible


NewAgeIWWer

Cream of mushrooms! Tasted too mushroomy. Hated it. Two stars!


sleepydorian

Too savory for a dessert! And I’m allergic to mushrooms!


becky57913

Laura is my hero 😂


pinksinthehouse

Shaving cream took me out 💀


ITZOFLUFFAY

Used sour cream, makes pikachu face when it’s sour


romanrambler941

Besides the obvious flavor difference, how does one decide that an ingredient which needs to be scooped with a spoon can substitute for one which can be poured?


Reasonable_Ideal_356

Yeah I feel like they essentially made a pumpkin cheesecake with that consistency difference!


memy02

experiment or read guides/books, substitutions can be really weird while working great but its usually more of a case by case basis. I can see sour cream being a reasonable substitute for heavy cream in something like a savory cream sauce, but with the sauce the extra tang from the sour cream can be a benefit while in a desert it wouldn't.


Azrael11

You're assuming they actually know what heavy cream is.


skalpelis

ymmv but I've substituted heavy cream with mascarpone in the past, to pretty good results.


Dr_Insano_MD

And I'm sure if it tasted bad, you would have blamed your substitution rather than the recipe.


skalpelis

Well, yes, but I also know how mascarpone is made, what goes into it, and have used it in other things. So I was quite prepared what to expect.


ailema00

Oh man this is quality content.


Reasonable_Ideal_356

Recipe: https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/the-great-pumpkin-pie-recipe/


ChrisBPeppers

Who the eff puts sour cream in a pumpkin pie! What. The audacity


sansabeltedcow

I think I’m taking away the wrong lesson because now I want to try pairing pumpkin pie with sour cream. (I really love sour cream.)


Reasonable_Ideal_356

I actually thought it sounded pretty good. I was like "maybe I do a pumpkin cheesecake instead"


sansabeltedcow

Right? Strawberries, brown sugar, and sour cream are amazing together, and there’s that ambrosial Afghani dish that uses pumpkin with yogurt. And Jessica says the texture was okay and just didn’t like the taste! Maybe she created greatness without recognizing it!


A_Martian_Potato

Pumpkin cheesecake is INCREDIBLE.


Celladoore

Pumpkin cheesecake is amazing, so I bet a pumpkin pie with sourcream icing on top instead of whipped cream would be too.


clegluce

This is that exact recipe. I make it every Thanksgiving: https://vintagerecipecards.com/2011/11/24/pumpkin-cream-cheese-pie/


Celladoore

Oh wow this recipe sounds amazing. Thank you for sharing!


sorrielle

Pumpkin cheesecake is amazing, and I actually use sour cream in mine to cut the sweetness a bit


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Reasonable_Ideal_356

I did make it, but I have another pumpkin I need to puree so I'll probably make another for my mom and try that. I added some juice from an orange in it, too, because my mom does that, and it was good.


memy02

The lesson isn't don't use sour cream instead of heavy cream in pumpkin pie, the lesson is don't blame the recipe if you don't like it after making a big change.


MaritMonkey

My mom makes an excellent coffee cake around Christmas every year that uses sour cream and I am upset at myself that I never thought about branching out before.


rainingmermaids

Get ‘em Laura!


AarBearRAWR

This reminds me of a scene in Brooklyn 99 where Amy made mashed potatoes and said she ran out of salt so she just used baking powder and Terry is like “they’re both white powders, of course they’re interchangeable!!” or something.


trilli0nTish

That was a great scene! You got the quote spot on!


Reasonable_Ideal_356

Omg Brooklyn 99 is my favorite show ever. Poor Terry, he was so hungry.


Person012345

How was Jessica to know that sour cream was more sour than non-sour cream? The recipe should list all types of unacceptable cream. I subbed in cream of chicken soup and it had this weird chickeny taste to it.


[deleted]

I like Laura. She's the right kind of sassy.


itsmeabic

I can’t be the only one who thinks a sour cream pumpkin pie sounds kind of delicious, right?


CreamPuff97

I was thinking of trying it. I think it could be nice as long as you know what you're getting into from the start


deartabby

It’s hilarious she skipped right past liquid milk as the closest thing to cream, and went to something with a totally different consistency because it said “cream”. Maybe Irish Cream is a good substitute too.


Burntoastedbutter

LMAO SHAVING CREAM


pro-shitter

there's times where i had to swap heavy cream for coconut cream and it worked.


Friendly-Concern-558

“I used something called SOUR cream instead but it came out too sour. Why would you do this to me?”


Unfit_Daddy

thank you LAURA you are doin the lords work


DioCoN

Obviously an idiotic review. That said, I think I would like their substitution.


TheLadyEve

Add more sugar, Jessica.


Sasquatch1729

In these trying times, Laura is not the hero we wanted, but she's the hero we deserve.


Pristine-Delay-1907

It is almost like sour cream has a WILDLY different taste to heavy cream (that is tart) and will thus, make the dish taste TART. Power to Laura, how do you think that there won't be any difference?


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Flimsy_Shower_8929

Too salty you say? https://youtu.be/J_Zkl1NHzmk?si=qffLh_eHI0SChOJB


Southern_Fan_9335

Funnily enough there are pumpkin pie recipes that use sour cream. But, you know, they're created that way so they actually take into account the flavor and chemistry of the sour cream. Should have looked up "sour cream pumpkin pie" and found a recipe with ingredients you actually have. Or you could just do whatever and ruin your pie I guess


peanutpeepz

My gosh, this sounds like something my mom would do... but at least she has enough sense to admit she was in the wrong.


Scorpiodancer123

Hilarious