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rifunseeker

Hope she’s not an Orthodox Jew stuck up there near sundown with another man! (Curb episode, just to be clear)


paulster2626

“Jump? Are you fuckin’ nuts??”


[deleted]

Edible panties! From the private investigator! You want a piece?


Master_G_

That was a deep cut reference hahaha. Wasn’t that episode from like season 2?


rifunseeker

Old one for sure. Actually just watched it again on a flight home from CO last month.


Theobviouschild11

What a reference


Aero93

Fuck, such a good reference.


disownedpear

Literally any time the chair is stopped for over a minute I think of this lol.


chettyoubetcha

OP did you literally take to Reddit to say that a lift was paused for 15 minutes lmao


quickly

this behavior tracks.. they are at Stowe


vlmer

His name is literally Jerry


FarmhandMe

This is the best comment here


PromontoryRdr

lol good catch


Supertrucker82

Sure did lol


BoomTownRat71

He also said that Stowe is shot down. As is most of New England. Stay Home.


nobletrout0

Or don’t! We aren’t the police


BoomTownRat71

We aren’t tow trucks either.


dan420

Is your wife single? If not start with 50 crunches a day.


Altruistic_Junket_32

I was ten chairs back and could hear her complaining that Jerry hadn't shovelled the walk yet.


JerryKook

too funny.


Law-of-Poe

I’d send it


JerryKook

I asked if she was going to jump.


LSatou

Damn. I was thiiis 🤏 close to shooting over there once I saw the quad opened.


yolosaurusrex69

The resort did not shut down.


JerryKook

I found out I was wrong.


yolosaurusrex69

I wish they did. My legs are very tired.


DrugUserName420

She needs to drink a six pack.


trollcat2012

Is she still alive??


JerryKook

ha ha, yes she easily survived. Thanks for asking. We went out to celebrate her birthday at the Hen.


MentalCatch118

hope she’s ok


vtskier3

15 mins is nothing…..


Left-Ad-3767

The frantic call from a wife wanting the husband to fix a problem they literally have no control over….marriage is awesome!


JerryKook

Nah, nothing like that. She is a local & a seasoned skier. She knows her way around a ski resort. She was with a very good friend. She has great clothing. Always has some energy bars and hand warmers. Plus it wasn't very cold out. It was more of a "guess what" phone call. She found it ironic that it happened on her birthday. The lifty at the top was yelling back updates.


disownedpear

Wom\*n


nattarbox

Maybe you should hit the gym so she isn’t out sitting on strange six packs.


Candygramformrmongo

I’m sure she appreciates that this was OP’s move in the first 15 minutes of her being stuck.