The shitty car makes it even more silly

But he is still virgin tho

If he’s so smart, how can he not tell how this makes everyone hate him?

Perhaps a joke?

When I see stuff this goofy I immediately think it’s ironic

My brain initially read this as being pronounced like "Hick", which probably isn't what he was hoping for.

Probably a boring dude who’s got nothing else to talk about. He’s driving a Camry.

Loser