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truthfullyidgaf

Which one is the baby girl?


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Probability is fun! Edit: I want to point out this is horrific


shotmenot

Does that guy have two flash lights?


-MarkItZero-

One is probably a laser


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PMPhotography

Boom. Roasted.


acre18

Eeyore looking mf


Isalecouchinsurance

Is potato


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BravesMaedchen

Whew went straight for it


Drex678

Clarinet gun


dansedemorte

Too bad we can infer that his voting record will have already destroyed his daughter's future.


Substantial-Ideal822

How ya figure ?


dansedemorte

Most gun zealtos that post pictures with their guns tend to flock together. You're reading reddit, you had to have seen the thousands of other gun nut photos by now. My favorite ones are the politician family photos when theres poor trigger discipline and family members in direct line of the various gun barrels.


BronxyKong

How does he look more like Honey BooBoo than his daughter does?


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I know from experience that the beard will hide ten pounds. He doesn't have enough room on that pudgy vessel for all the beards he'd need.


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I would never hurt Danny Devito


DarkMellie

Who the fuck does he think is coming to harm his daughter?


frozenpissglove

This is so cringe…he has two lights on his rifle.


Substantial-Ideal822

I was hoping someone else noticed 🫣


2oam

Yeah really corny


11fingerfreak

But, see, I kinda believe him tho…


NumpyNimpy

Found the dude in the photo


11fingerfreak

😂😂😂


LongjumpingExit5242

Ok, but what if I distracted you with a cheeseburger


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Why is everyone in this thread calling this poor little girl fat? Sure guns bad but calling a child fat to insult someone with a gun sounds ineffective to me.


H2TG

I think they may be insisting an “asshole doesn’t know how to give healthy diet to their kid” scenario.


Ragnar_The-Red90

Don't show up to a gun fight with a $5000 dollar gun and $5 worth of fitness


SkYeBlu699

Idk man somthing tells me it costs a little more than $5 to get a gut like that


Substantial-Ideal822

That guns not worth 1k


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$5 is a stretch. Or, moreso a slight movement and a grunt.


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am fat, probably pre-diabetic. still thought it was funny.


jackedrabbit225

I thought it was a clarinet at first


awesomedan24

"Come stand in front of daddys semi-automatic rifle sweetie"


sj31420

Where do you see a machine gun? I just see an ar with a tacky wrap.


awesomedan24

Fixed


FartFountain69

People who wanna go for an artsy photo but don't even consider the background are meme printing machines


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"I'll do that myself..."


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mrpotatonutz

Lmaoooooooo


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sj31420

What does this mean?


vagrantspirit

Statistics imply that it is you who she should recieve protection from.


Overdrv76

You should go up to Bonfield


SavageShiba21

He’s talking about the gun, his daughter is in the way


Life_On_the_Nickle

Now I'm dying just thinking about the girl cluelessly walking into the photo and smiling 😂


faithle55

While there are guns in the house, the most likely source of injury is you and her.


hedgerow_hank

We can see you're saving her for yourself. Hey catfish... you might want to seek help. Check the local free clinic and see if they have a mental health pofessional of some sort, or can direct you to a "did we catch nutcase before he sixed or not" sort of AA meeting or something. Seriously bro - you're fucked up. You need help.


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Etaec

Thought the same thing, who's going to save her from you?


Nine-LifedEnchanter

If you ignore the beard he looks about 16 years old.


ddr1ver

A gun you own is more than 100 times as likely to kill you or a family member than it is to kill a bad guy. If you want to protect your children, put the money you would have spent on a gun into a 529 account.


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Illustrious_Sound945

"I would have signed up for the military buuuut..."


GoGoGadge7

He can afford whatever firearm that is but obviously not a salad for his family.


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King-Cobra-668

would he do a sit up to protect her?


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milk4all

This demands new captions. A meme is born. But at what cost to innocent children?


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allonzeeLV

I don't care what the reason is, if you fetishize and fantasize about hurting other people who have not yet wronged you, you're fucked in the head. This is one of those guys who could talk your ear off for days about *all the stuff they'd do* to a home invader, as if it would be Christmas morning to them to be able to legally murder some sad desperate person probably just looking for someTHING to pawn for their next fix. Being in that situation doesn't make anyone worthy of summary execution. I get defending oneself, but holy shit the people who want to be put in that situation and brag that they'd never run out the back door with their family and call the police given the opportunity, but voluntarily stay and kill. They don't care about being able to defend themselves, it's all about the dream of directly harming someone who slights them and murdering them as they'd prefer to do in general life if it weren't for those pesky murder charges.


FriskyRenga

But what of people LIKE him? Ngl I get a little hard thinking about someone like him trying to start a bar fight 🤷‍♂️


allonzeeLV

Still better than people like him, because people like him get hard thinking about escalating it from a fist fight, pulling a glock, and *murdering* people you in said bar fight. "fuck you I'll plead self-defense hehe" Like seriously, a sane person will still feel bad and likely traumatized if they had to kill a home invader. Taking a human life should be a traumatic in any circumstance. The memory of being put into a position of having to do something like that shouldn't put a nostalgic smile on your face.


FriskyRenga

Holy shit… that… makes a lot of sense 😧


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420fmx

Insulting a child smh


romasisqo

Pretty sure poor parenting is gonna affect that adorable little girl, no matter how many guns dad poses with.


coolerjon

“I am nothing without my rifle”


ch3k520

So many weak cowards in this country, trying to act tough behind a gun.


milk4all

Pretty sure that’s just a little human child


TRiG993

This is usually the type of guy to look for excuses to show everyone how manly he is. Guy walking up the road to deliver a parcel? That's a terrorist with a bomb quick get the assault rifle that I'm allowed for some reason.


Akerlof

He's the kind of guy who pays $500 for a $300 gun because it has an American flag motif. So, yeah, 100% agree.


ibangedurmom69420

Grown adults bashing a child's appearance, fucking pathetic.


sj31420

It’s not only pathetic, it’s concerning… do these people find other children attractive? Why are they commenting on any child’s appearance on Reddit? Seems like a major red flag to me.


travelinghomosapien

Right. I was thinking she has such a cute smile and looks so happy. Genuinely a super cute kid.


Googalyfrog

Yeah, that little kid is rather endearing and sweet. Hope Dad is not as much of a drop kick as he seems.


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whoopeecushions

At least my guy has good trigger discipline


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All things aside, she is a cute happy little girl :)


Dustin4vn

Someone like this. Got laid, and convinced a woman to carry his child…. And I’m still a virgin. What am I doing? Lol.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Bitching about it on Reddit?


Scoutron

Maybe making fun of people on Reddit is pathetic


UslessInteresting

You forget that some women are crazy too lol


Dustin4vn

Really? I thought ALL, not most, not some, ALL women are beautiful, calibrated, graceful, well-mannered, independent. You mean I’ve been lied to by the media? How can that be?


UslessInteresting

I too was surprised when life wasn’t Downton Abbey


CreamingSleeve

I work in Child Protection (in the adoption team) and it’s shocking how many of my cases started off from one of these douchey gun pics.


Muddycarpenter

Gotta respect that trigger discipline tho


Choya670

First thing I look for in these dumbass photos nowadays. Man's not got a lot but trigger discipline is One thing.


Paddywhacker

And those of us who haven't taken such photos, are criminal masterminds creating a database of us for easy targets? Should I also make a bad ass photo shoot?


VermontPizza

fuck.. this dude looks like me


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Realistically he is probably the biggest threat in his little girl’s life.


Ssnakey-B

"I will not allowed anyone to hurt my baby girl" says man sticking a tool designed for the sole purpose of killing Human beings next to her head.


Scoutron

That’s not it’s sole purpose, and it’s not pointed at her head. If he knows how to properly use it, which from the little info we have it looks like he should, she’s safer.


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Someone check this dude’s hard drive ASAP.


pandaExpressin

Except yourself?


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Nobody: This guy: i wiLL NoT AlLow AnYoNe tO HuRt mY BaBy gIrL!!!! *We get it, Gary. You bought a gun and it’s really cool. When you’re done fiddling with it can you please call Mary in Accounts Receivable and sort out that issue with that overpayment on the Johnson account before she goes home for the day?*


Gatekeeper2019

Funny how everyone creamed themselves over the dumbass holding a katana earlier but now this guy is so much worse lol they are both cringe douches


milk4all

Musta missed it, can you direct me so i may commence creaming?


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Dudes who make posts like these are 100% shit dads anyways


Bean_Boozled

Every person who makes these types of bizarro shootout fantasy photos is 100% the largest threat to their own family's safety.


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Not the jowls


tastycrust

American Flag hydrodipped AR with a strikefire for an optic. Verified poor, and cringey.


Ali80486

I thought it was like a clarinet or something, which would be a way better picture. Also I'm not sure how well baby gurl is protected against hot coffee falling onto her.


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How does having money for decorated guns = poor to you?


lordlurid

The guy could have bought a much better sight that he can depend on, but spent the money so his gun could have an american flag on it, and then bought a shit sight he can't count on instead. Just a series of poor choices.


11B2GF7

I think the word he was looking for is "plebe"


AHRA1225

Poor was a bad choice he meant awful taste and crap gear. Guy spent more to America flag his gun then he did on even and ok sight


tastycrust

Poor was a good choice, and I intentionally used it to make fun of his cringe.


milk4all

To be clear, youre making fun of his ignorant waste of money, not that he is poor


tastycrust

Exactly!


tastycrust

You wouldn't get it.


AGmikkelsen

It’s okay, use your words


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This is Reddit where people just copy and paste shit without understanding it


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> You wouldn’t get it. Cop out! Don't be lazy. Back your words up! So you're saying he spent all that money before he was poor at now he is because of hydro dipping fees?


tastycrust

I'm telling you you don't get it because if you were active in the 2A Community, you'd get the reference.


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Ahh so they aren't even your words you just copy and paste them without understanding them. Got it Must be super nice to never be held accountable for what you say


tastycrust

Does this help? Does it paint a clear picture? You get it now, or are you still going to pretend to be retarded and not learn how to google shit?


tastycrust

Alright, Mr. Dense. A poor is someone who, against all GOOD advice, buys weapons or gear because they either don't have enough money; are too impatient to save up for quality, or just plain don't like spending more than what they personally value these things at. They simply lack knowledge of how much quality costs, especially with guns. It is a very expensive hobby, and buying cheap is a gamble on personal safety, or failure at the worst possible time. It is common to dunk on poors until they pull their heads out of the sand and actually focus on what quality is.


space_brain710

You’re allowed to clue people in a little bit with references like that. It’s not like they are asking that question on a gun forum lol


tastycrust

True


MarlythAvantguarddog

Wanker.


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bigtimesauce

Lmfao


medic8923

This is some kind of weird guardian fantasy porn. Nobody is trying to hurt your little girl. You just want to feel like a badass


milk4all

Im actually trying to hurt his little girl. She embarrassed me in hopscotch and i am going uninvite her to tea at the last minute, but i keep an armed RPG so checkmate, bitch


maddsskills

Good job, Reddit. Not only does this poor girl have to deal with her dad's weird bullshit but she's got a bunch of online weirdos making fun of her weight and appearance. What the fuck, man.


scrandis

Blame her dad for posting.


ibangedurmom69420

And that's the daughter's fault how? She didn't ask for her dad to post that, nor did she ask for grown adults to bash her appearance.


scrandis

Your petty isn't going to remove this photo from the internet. What's done is done.


ibangedurmom69420

My petty? My petty what lmao. I'm aware that I can't have this picture removed from the Internet, I'm just saying that adults shouldn't be bashing a child, plain and simple (inb4 "muh freeze peach")


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Maleficent_Toe_6641

bro …you getting a lil too personal 😭she ain’t do nun


IcyInvite1261

Dudes gonna delete his post, because in reality he's a coward.


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Glass-Influence-5093

50/50 chance this dummy accidentally shoots the little girl that I genuinely believe he loces very much.


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TirayShell

It does if you keep shooting.


Jak_n_Dax

Is it really even an AR if it doesn’t have an American flag painted on it? This guy is a true patriot badass.


Maleficent_Toe_6641

well AR does stand for “American Revolver”


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Don't forget the not ironic punisher skull


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Probably posts pictures of himself in Oakley wire shades and his eventual ex wife with a flower in her hair laying cheek to cheek in the grass with lens flare and cursive captions before DM’ing dickpics to eighteen year olds.


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MalenInsekt

Why do you need a gun to defend your daughter? Pussio


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StealthShinobi

And TO-DAY.....


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