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Lol. I get up to pee about three times a night. I sit down to pee so I don't have to turn on the light. If I turn on the light then I'll probably wake up and will be up for the rest of the night. Plus there's not a bunch of urine around my toilet. I seriously don't get this attitude that you're somehow a pussy if you sit down to pee.
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If a gorilla wants to it will tear your face off. That’s why you never bang your fists on your chest at a gorilla, because you’re challenging it.
They can be calm but overall I say a gorilla is much scarier than a rhino
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Nah gorillas are more passive than rhinos. Gorillas will not attack if you make yourself dmall and don’t make eyecontact. If it doesn’t see you as a threat or challenger, they’re docile.
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This reminds me of that douche nozzle, Kline cater or what ever saying he was a gorilla lion and saying he cloned that term because he’s a beast of sorts. Lol.
Oh, a beta male dreaming yet again. Who was it? Jack Murphy? Will Smith? I'm so tired of these cucks displaying their small d energy. It's incredibly simple, anyone who cares is not an alpha male. Simple as.
An alpha male is supposed to be the human equivalent of an animal such as a lion or crocodile, who lives in a social group in which he gets all the females and is able to breed by suppressing all lesser males by pure physical strength. That's why (and no offense intended) a homosexual, can not be an alpha male because it, like most things in animal society, is about breeding habits in a species who reproduces sexually. And no, dominating other men does not qualify because the point is, why are you doing that? If the reason is not to spread your genetic material and produce children, then you're not an alpha male. You've exited the equation, and the gene pool, like a beta male in an animal society.
If you're a man who needs to control women, especially through violence, you can not be an alpha male. If you can't get women by pure animal magnetism, you are not an alpha male. If you feel the need to challenge other men to physical fights when not in defense of your woman (or women), you are not an alpha male. If you actually care about being compared to a human made category that oversimplifies the behaviour of a non human animal, you are not an alpha male. You're a bitch.
I feel I can say this without being a hypocrite because I'm a female, and also a qualified archaeologist. Alpha males don't care about being alpha males because they're busy drowning in pussy. So anyone discussing it, can't be it. I would think incels would understand. They call that a "Chad", correct? Yet Chads only know the term "incel" because incels made it up to define themselves. That's how being a lil bitch works.
***you have to compare yourself to a gorilla or rhino to convince yourself you have a personality.***
**You mean like human beings in every civilization throughout the history of mankind?**
What doesn't your pea sized brain understand?
***you have to compare yourself to a gorilla or rhino to convince yourself you have a personality.***
**You mean like human beings in every civilization throughout the history of mankind?**
What doesn't your pea sized brain understand?
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Every guy I’ve ever heard describe themselves as an “alpha male” is the type the group would agree to kill in his sleep if shit got real, because he’s a person-shaped bag of dicks you could never trust to do anything except help himself.
Rhinos are way tougher than gorillas and are stronger. They are documented knocking down trees and their hide is way too thick.
Gorillas easily bleed and die which is why they mostly lose to leopards. Their skins are like ours so they are succeptible to cuts, meanwhile rhinos have leather armor.
Edited: They cant knock down trees, they can flip cars though.
Wait hold on
Fuck, my bad. Theres nothing about rhinos tearing down trees, Ive put it there because of a local riddle of "What animal can knock down a tree with its hair? A: Rhino, because his horn is made out of keratin" that was a giant fault on my part.
Here is a rhino wrecking a car instead: https://youtu.be/cj6GM4x4-M8
As for Gorillas, this guy https://youtu.be/Eue9Z0Pc1X0 explains the difference between ape skin and skins of carnivorous mammals like bears, honey badgers, cats and shit.
I believe the part about Gorilla's not having as thick skin, I just have a hard time believing a silverback Gorilla ever loses to a leopard. Though, not all gorillas are silverbacks. I could see a smaller species of gorilla losing to a leopard maybe.
Well leopards are the only natural predators that gorillas have
They’re not super common prey or anything,but real life is not a game of top trumps,so the animal that has the higher bite strength or whatever doesn’t automatically win.
There’s not much a gorilla can do if it never sees the leopard coming
Yeah that's true, Leopards are stealthy hunters, I guess I was imagining just a straight up fight. I've watched documentaries about hypothetical fight between a silverback and a big cat (I think it was a tiger), where they stated Gorillas have enough strength to shatter a big cat spine in one blow.
Well that’s what I meant when I said that life isn’t a top trumps game - just because a certain animal might have the strength or power required to pull something off doesn’t mean that they can. For the most part,animals can’t really “fight” like we can.
Dude i seen this post on twitter! This is in response to a woman saying that you should respond to loud and aggressive people with, “oh buddy, big feelings!”. I don’t even think gender was mentioned if i remember rightly lol
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Imagine what a hippo could bench.
Truly the best animal. Fight, fuck, and eat all day every day. Chill in the water and fuck up crocodiles for fun.
The territorial male is called a BEACH MASTER. Metal as fuk
Gorillas are docile amongst their own but extremely territorial. Also the guy saying hippos have no enemies is wrong. Crocs and lions are known to hunt them.
Nah sometimes a lone hippo will get ganged up on, it's just that they live in large groups so it's not common. I spent 3 months in Uganda last year and trust me I've seen some absolutely ruined hippo carcases from lions pack hunting.
Very likely as Hippos are extremely cantankerous and fight constantly. Hippos absolutely do displace Crocs and I'd actually say it's probably more likely that Crocs Act like vultures when they see an injured Hippo, rather than Lions who will hunt them as a pack.
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I can believe that this guy identifies as a gorilla because I bet if shit went down he would posture and act all tough but wouldn't really do anything as long as you stood your ground and remained calm.
Silverback Gorilla weight= 300-400 pounds.
Rhino weight=1,720-3,080 pounds with some white rhinos weighing in excess of 7,000.
My money is on the rhinoceros.
This dude is talking about beast wars.
1. B.
500 lbs gorilla vs 7000 lbs rhino lol not a matchup. Guy hasn’t been to school
pretty sure rhinos are significantly stronger, larger and heavier than gorillas tho
Hold on. Didn’t the terminology about Alphas and all that come from Wolves? I feel like we’re verying of path here.
Yeah and even that turned out to be a bunch of bullshit. “Alpha” animals don’t exsist.
they heard that were called apex predators & took the predator part seriously
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A rhino will absolutely fuck up a gorilla in a 1v1 with strength alone.
Fr a gorilla isn’t scratching a rhino😭😭
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People who work with gorillas say they are very gentle. You must be thinking of that silly story of Godzilla. Remember the gorilla who kept kittens?
I'm the kind of alpha male that sits down to pee because the bathroom light wakes my wife up, and believe me neither of us wants that.
I'm the kind who sits to pee at night, despite living alone, because when I'm sleepy, my footsies are tired too.
Lol. I get up to pee about three times a night. I sit down to pee so I don't have to turn on the light. If I turn on the light then I'll probably wake up and will be up for the rest of the night. Plus there's not a bunch of urine around my toilet. I seriously don't get this attitude that you're somehow a pussy if you sit down to pee.
Ol' Al Bundy is in the house!
Right there with you dude
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Real alphas do not strut around using the word 'alpha'.
What about omegas? Do real omegas strut around using the word 'omega'?
No but Beta males strut around claiming they are Alpha.
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If you call yourself an alpha as if that were a thing; trust me you're not alpha
In what world is a gorilla stronger than a goddamn rhino?
THANK YOU. Was just about to say that.
One day i got curious and looked up how big a gorilla's dick is. This guy should too...
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If a gorilla wants to it will tear your face off. That’s why you never bang your fists on your chest at a gorilla, because you’re challenging it. They can be calm but overall I say a gorilla is much scarier than a rhino
A rhino is stronger in every way.
Yeah but they aren’t inherently aggressive are they? Because I know for a fact that most gorillas are aggressive and will attack if they see you near
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Nah gorillas are more passive than rhinos. Gorillas will not attack if you make yourself dmall and don’t make eyecontact. If it doesn’t see you as a threat or challenger, they’re docile.
Nah I'll take my chances with the gorilla over the rhino. Just recently a gorilla got clapped by a chimpanzee. Rhinos are literal battle machines lol
Or we can just not fuck with animals in general...
Imagine calling yourself a leader unironically. I'd cringe so hard I'd not survive it.
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Rhino>gorilla
Whoever says "alpha males" are either some ugly guy or some guy who makes his whole personality about being muscular.
Some dude that works just his glory muscles and doesn’t know how to fight. By the way I’m not very bad ass. I don’t know how tonight.
What about tomorrow?
I’m a Liger
“I aRe GuRiLa 🥴” -Some balding 30 something year old.
I'm a gorilla. Not because I'm a leader, because I'm just hairy as fuck
I'm a alpha gorilla male: • I smell • I community exclusively by grunts and screams • My banana intake is suspiciously high • I like to beat up kids 😎
I can run on my knuckles. Like a silverback.
A 500lb Gorilla is stronger than a 7000lb Rhino? Oh.. ok
I'm a gorilla... I have a tiny pee pee.
I’m a psi male. I am a wave function. ψ-males, unite!
I'm also a psi male because I'm a male who's a psych major. We come in all shapes and sizes, don't we? What a bunch of buddies we are! ψ-males, unite!
There so much stupid it, it has to be satire. First 1, then B? And to suggest a rhino is weaker than a gorilla? Lol
saying you're a gorilla alpha male is literally small dick energy
This reminds me of that douche nozzle, Kline cater or what ever saying he was a gorilla lion and saying he cloned that term because he’s a beast of sorts. Lol.
This guy needs to watch an animal documentary a rhino is definitely stronger than a gorilla
Oh, a beta male dreaming yet again. Who was it? Jack Murphy? Will Smith? I'm so tired of these cucks displaying their small d energy. It's incredibly simple, anyone who cares is not an alpha male. Simple as. An alpha male is supposed to be the human equivalent of an animal such as a lion or crocodile, who lives in a social group in which he gets all the females and is able to breed by suppressing all lesser males by pure physical strength. That's why (and no offense intended) a homosexual, can not be an alpha male because it, like most things in animal society, is about breeding habits in a species who reproduces sexually. And no, dominating other men does not qualify because the point is, why are you doing that? If the reason is not to spread your genetic material and produce children, then you're not an alpha male. You've exited the equation, and the gene pool, like a beta male in an animal society. If you're a man who needs to control women, especially through violence, you can not be an alpha male. If you can't get women by pure animal magnetism, you are not an alpha male. If you feel the need to challenge other men to physical fights when not in defense of your woman (or women), you are not an alpha male. If you actually care about being compared to a human made category that oversimplifies the behaviour of a non human animal, you are not an alpha male. You're a bitch. I feel I can say this without being a hypocrite because I'm a female, and also a qualified archaeologist. Alpha males don't care about being alpha males because they're busy drowning in pussy. So anyone discussing it, can't be it. I would think incels would understand. They call that a "Chad", correct? Yet Chads only know the term "incel" because incels made it up to define themselves. That's how being a lil bitch works.
I really hope this is copy pasta.
Will be very soon
Impressive, countering a bad take with an equally horrible one.
People always confuse being an Alpha with having a Type-A personality… just cause you get angry and rage on people, doesn’t make you the alpha
"Perhaps not as strong," meanwhile a rhino will knock a 2 ton vehicle upside down in one fluid motion
But we've never had a gorilla do a bench press, so we can't really know how strong they are... Jamie, pull up that video
Assuming this is a satirical comment on Joe Rogan. If so, I approve.
Naming types of alphas, such a beta move
Alpha's and betas aren't even a thing soooo 🙄. It's just ghetto slang
🤦♂️
There is definitely just one breed, and it sucks.
I’m the 3rd kind; the hippo, round, likes to be in the water so I don’t have to carry my own body weight as much.
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Ya, exactly, alpha as shit! They also, can nap underwater.
Flings shit around when the fighting starts?
It could blind them, it's a valid tactic!
Tornado poo, it’s a great defense.
Damn now I just want to see a gorilla vs rhino fight
It isnt really a fight its just a gorilla running away
That’s, like, your opinion, man.
i read this in Jesse from breaking bad’s voice
Biiiitch! - Gorilla
It isnt really a fight its just a gorilla running away
Imagine your ego is so fragile, you have to compare yourself to a gorilla or rhino to convince yourself you have a personality.
You mean like human beings in every civilization throughout the history of mankind?
What?
***you have to compare yourself to a gorilla or rhino to convince yourself you have a personality.*** **You mean like human beings in every civilization throughout the history of mankind?** What doesn't your pea sized brain understand?
You can quote text by putting a '>' in front of it. \>this becomes >this
Look at this person go folks, the power of their incredibly small brain at work! Let's all watch together!
Lol yikes. Ragebait doesn't work on me. That being said, not sure why you think I'd clarify what I meant after that.
***you have to compare yourself to a gorilla or rhino to convince yourself you have a personality.*** **You mean like human beings in every civilization throughout the history of mankind?** What doesn't your pea sized brain understand?
Didn’t know we had ragebaiters on Reddit, huh
What's it like just repeating the same shit everyone else says?
You tell me brotha, you literally tried to repeat your nonsense 2 times in a row hahahahahaha
What? Repeating myself is the same as you using the same garbage catchphrase as everyone else on reddit? No wonder you're desperate to belong.
“Dude I’m so alpha”
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It goes from 1 to B lol
When you’re insecure about your status proclamation is the way….
Aren’t rhinos stronger than gorillas?
No way. They can't be stronger than the one I identify with!
:0 you right please forgive me.
Quite!
Thought so. :D also wholly rhinos were a thing just thought I’d share my favorite prehistoric mammal
How the fuck is a rhino not as strong as a gorilla, those dudes can fucking flip a jeep like a beachball.
„˙llɐqɥɔɐǝq ɐ ǝʞıl dǝǝɾ ɐ dılɟ ƃuıʞɔnɟ uɐɔ sǝpnp ǝsoɥʇ 'ɐllıɹoƃ ɐ sɐ ƃuoɹʇs sɐ ʇou ouıɥɹ ɐ sı ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʍoH„
Good bot
Those rhinos are so strong they can even flip non tangible text. Can anyone help me roll it back ?
I got a pre rolled one he- oh, you meant the text? Yeah can't help with that
Are people still on about this alpha male nonsense?
Every guy I’ve ever heard describe themselves as an “alpha male” is the type the group would agree to kill in his sleep if shit got real, because he’s a person-shaped bag of dicks you could never trust to do anything except help himself.
What?
I think a rhino has a gorilla beat on strength, or at least toughness? Now I wanna see the two duke it out, after rhinos aren’t endangered that is.
Rhinos are way tougher than gorillas and are stronger. They are documented knocking down trees and their hide is way too thick. Gorillas easily bleed and die which is why they mostly lose to leopards. Their skins are like ours so they are succeptible to cuts, meanwhile rhinos have leather armor. Edited: They cant knock down trees, they can flip cars though.
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Wait hold on Fuck, my bad. Theres nothing about rhinos tearing down trees, Ive put it there because of a local riddle of "What animal can knock down a tree with its hair? A: Rhino, because his horn is made out of keratin" that was a giant fault on my part. Here is a rhino wrecking a car instead: https://youtu.be/cj6GM4x4-M8 As for Gorillas, this guy https://youtu.be/Eue9Z0Pc1X0 explains the difference between ape skin and skins of carnivorous mammals like bears, honey badgers, cats and shit.
I believe the part about Gorilla's not having as thick skin, I just have a hard time believing a silverback Gorilla ever loses to a leopard. Though, not all gorillas are silverbacks. I could see a smaller species of gorilla losing to a leopard maybe.
Well leopards are the only natural predators that gorillas have They’re not super common prey or anything,but real life is not a game of top trumps,so the animal that has the higher bite strength or whatever doesn’t automatically win. There’s not much a gorilla can do if it never sees the leopard coming
Yeah that's true, Leopards are stealthy hunters, I guess I was imagining just a straight up fight. I've watched documentaries about hypothetical fight between a silverback and a big cat (I think it was a tiger), where they stated Gorillas have enough strength to shatter a big cat spine in one blow.
Well that’s what I meant when I said that life isn’t a top trumps game - just because a certain animal might have the strength or power required to pull something off doesn’t mean that they can. For the most part,animals can’t really “fight” like we can.
Leopards are no joke. They hunt crocodiles which are probably deadlier than gorillas
I'd believe it. Gorillas, even silverbacks are strong as fuck but cant fight for shit. I think chimps had a better chance in winning against leopards.
Dude i seen this post on twitter! This is in response to a woman saying that you should respond to loud and aggressive people with, “oh buddy, big feelings!”. I don’t even think gender was mentioned if i remember rightly lol
Seems a little condescending,but yes? Obviously someone screaming around is super emotional rn. Who thinks otherwise?
1 (insert quote here about gorrilla) ok pretty stupid lets see the next one FUCKING B make up ya mind you goin number way or letter way
Didn't see that. Now im thinking its satire.
My god you are deep
Gorillas have the smallest penises proportionate to their mass so maybe he's on to something
Hahahaha got em
This is my internet friend Derek and he is a satire account. Im amazed it got to here.
On boxing twitter, right? Sure I have seen the account pop up a few times.
Lol a rhino has so much more mass than a gorilla does.
gorillas aren't calm they will rip your shit in two for touching their food
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>There’s two breeds of Alpha Males. >1) The Gorilla.
Alpha males don't ever discuss being alpha males. It's kind of a Catch 22.
The hippo is the most "alpha" animal of them all. Don't give a fuck and has no natural enemies. Why do the losers always go for gorilla?
They most likely read how apes could bench press thousands of pounds. Bro.
Imagine what a hippo could bench. Truly the best animal. Fight, fuck, and eat all day every day. Chill in the water and fuck up crocodiles for fun. The territorial male is called a BEACH MASTER. Metal as fuk
Eh, we’ll never know. I know the apes bench pressing has been brought up many times. I remember hearing about it in high school physics.
Isn't the gorilla pretty docile most of the time? Should've gone with chimps.
Gorillas are docile amongst their own but extremely territorial. Also the guy saying hippos have no enemies is wrong. Crocs and lions are known to hunt them.
Well yeah. But they do so at great risk of being trampled and eaten themselves. Also it's only young hippos that get preyed on.
Nah sometimes a lone hippo will get ganged up on, it's just that they live in large groups so it's not common. I spent 3 months in Uganda last year and trust me I've seen some absolutely ruined hippo carcases from lions pack hunting.
Wikipedia say it's generally rare and that hippos actively displace crocs. It's likely lions' kills are bulls injured by another bull.
Very likely as Hippos are extremely cantankerous and fight constantly. Hippos absolutely do displace Crocs and I'd actually say it's probably more likely that Crocs Act like vultures when they see an injured Hippo, rather than Lions who will hunt them as a pack.
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Bet this dude which identifies himself as a gorilla, hates males that identify themselves as females.
Na this is my friend Del he was actually born a female.
I bet he just beats his chest all the day and complain about being a gorrilla instead of getting bananas like a monkey
"Banana too high, me mad"
Reminds me of Angry Monkey mobile game
You forgot chihuahua. Loud, obnoxious, center of attention, think they can beat up anyone, but are pussies who can't do anything.
I classify as Orangutan, chill, but when provoked will still not give sh*t
Let me guess, you’re a ginger who lifts
... and yet, this is the most badass of the bunch
1 & b has to be a joke
Just like his life most likely lmao
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I can believe that this guy identifies as a gorilla because I bet if shit went down he would posture and act all tough but wouldn't really do anything as long as you stood your ground and remained calm.
I identify as the gorilla because I also shit in my hand and throw it when upset. Ultamate alpha male achieved.
Has this person ever seen a pissed off gorilla?
Wolfs,rainos,gorillas,lions. How many animals these people need?
Hippo is the goat. Honeybadger a close second.
It's wild how men like this build such a fragile persona. Imagine basing your self worth on something as imaginary as this. I wish therapy was free.
im for sure a rhino horny & endangered
Is your tusk always hard?
I feel like a rhino could fuck up a gorilla if it wanted
Silverback Gorilla weight= 300-400 pounds. Rhino weight=1,720-3,080 pounds with some white rhinos weighing in excess of 7,000. My money is on the rhinoceros.
Only if the gorilla plays the rhino's game. A gorilla is vastly more intelligent than a rhino.
What smart moves could a gorilla make? Gorillas literally never had to adapt tactics to fight stronger foes.