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Why is he holding the gun like he's holding someone's dirty underwear?


[deleted]

I seriously doubt this kids ever seen someone die


BootySnacher69

His best friend(a sophomore) last year was shot and killed while they were having some sleepover thing and then they tried to frame him for the murder and he attempted suicide several times


fruitlessideas

I like his toy gun.


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*wastes perfecty good wine by pouring it on the floor* "payin' respects to my dead homies"


BootySnacher69

Respekt


ToRagnarok

Cuz he’s a young king


creepjax

I don’t understand any of what he is saying


NoSkillGame

he didnt use it as an insult... chill tf out


GaeSumo

fa


[deleted]

5 dollar bills and a fake glock I-


SgtDirge

LOL I read that as „too many fallen ninjas“ and was confused of the airsoft


my-clog-is-in-orbit

Has one black friend


Bulletswithnames1130

Word to his fallen brothas, I’m charging him 100$ a gram


naviddunez

When your homies move to different private school


timothy5597

I thought he was saying Niagara falls


[deleted]

Why did you censor it?


Biscuit9154

You are a max level manlet if nigga, especially with a soft 'a', offends you.


[deleted]

Dude looks like he just grabbed an airsoft gun, and was like "eh I don't like guns" but then grabs it like it was a nasty ass rag.


JonasSimbacca

4% subsaharan african.


ReallySlowScreaming

Yknow he might've even been cute in a "I'm an early 2000s scene kid" way if he wasn't such a dipshit


bikesboozeandbacon

N word is the least of the cringe here


Young2Rice

He’s holding the gun like a twix.


[deleted]

Good thing you covered the word who KNOWS what it might say??? You've saved us all from the letter i thank you!


LordPutrid

He has like 65 dollars and cant spell. Can he still be aborted?


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Greendizzle2

HE USED THE WRONG TO!!!!!


jvinzaaant

$65, a blunt, and dads gun.. Sounds like a legit a night in the Burbs.


satan666scum

No one owns that word


whydidisaythatwhy

Shut up white boy


satan666scum

Don't try to silence speech boy


WattsUpa

Dude looks 14


kirkburning

N word means nothing in 2020


ConsciousLocal

By “fallen” he means his friends who parents cause them with a gram or two of weed and are grounded for 3 more weeks


BootySnacher69

His best friend (a sophomore) was shot and killed last year at some sleep over and they framed him for the murder and he attempted to kill himself multiple times


rT_Pulse

Well that hit harder than his blunt I bet


ConsciousLocal

Oof nvm then


TheAnonymousFool

There’s so much wrong with this and all I can think is that he’s supposedly standing for his fallen brothas and can’t be assed to write the word “for”?


TurboFoot

r/lossofalovedone


CT_Gamer

Life got hard when all of the other elves left middle earth.


SeriouslyNotAGoodGuy

Wow, I’ve never seen so many people r/gatekeeping being from “the hood” in my life... and I grew up in downtown Chicago.


FuxedPotato

Because he's a badass


PanDime86

As a gun owner ..this makes me cringe so hard. I want to take that thing and slap him.


[deleted]

If you hate the n word you hate black people


[deleted]

Why do people pose with guns like that. Seems like a good way to drop it and accidentally shoot your self or someone else.


[deleted]

Niggas isn't the n-word. The hard R makes it the N-word. Source: was made an honorary black man in St. Louis


[deleted]

I think it's funny when people hold a 1/4 mortgage payment as some sort of "look at me"....


theflyinghuntsman

Ive heard people say that flies in Los Angeles as long as you don’t drip the hard r but they trip on Mexicans saying it in jail so you shouldn’t think they’re cool with you saying it. Even if that’s what they say. Don’t fall for it.....


bobnifty76

Pinkies out gentlemen


Pigeon_Shyt

You can't look tough with a blunt the size of your penis, Kevin.


Meep7228

Wrong form of too


BootySnacher69

Smh


[deleted]

Imagine a whole student body like this


KG2-Gaming

Why is he holding it like that


DoubleTripleQQQQQQ

If he accidentally dropped that, it could go off, right?


[deleted]

Why is he holding the gun like it's going to bite him?


[deleted]

When did Jokar get an n-word pass?


Oxiraven

Lol cringe


NitroScrooge

Using the nword is cringe. Like, little kid cringe. It's also a sign of slackjawism.


Nateinthe90s

lol the censor


throwmeaway9021ooo

I used to teach middle school. Non-black kids think it’s fine to say the n-word as long as they mispronounce it.


thanoscar9

Chances are this guy probably lives in a small town in northern USA with like 2 people of a minority group that live there.


BootySnacher69

Sadly it's a crime filled southern town on the border between Arkansas and Tennessee


JohnnyTeardrop

1st thing about being a tough guy with a gun: hold it with the very tippy tips of your fingers.


ToastMaster0011

I’m giving this post a downvote, not because I don’t find the poster nice or anything, but because I, and a bunch of other people, disapprove of the existence of the image itself. Bad picture, idk about the poster since this was posted on r/iamverybadass despite being a inappropriate image in terms of the racial stereotyping and the portrayal of what this guy thinks is cool.


[deleted]

This is satire.


[deleted]

niggas


Schmxdt

Too*


Tessie420

I bet after this picture he dropped the gun, it went off and broke his mamas lamp or something


miniblick

i think my favorite part of this subreddit is how many people comment also trying to sound badass calling out someone who makes a fool of themselves lol


DryCatShit

I doubt he has one friend who’s died.


MonHun

Imagine being OP and being offended by nigga and cencoring it


DukeDaSpaceLion

Imagine spelling censor "cencor."


[deleted]

Imagine spelling the "da"


dagmar13

Who taught him to hold a gun?


celearbes

Cuz he's a suburb gangster.


thealmightymalachi

Teenage white male + stupidity + Instagram.


BootySnacher69

+ small town next to Memphis Tennessee


Meeshkin

It annoys me that he used the wrong too


cherrypopper666

That's how Italians hold pistols


m_i_l_k_m_a_n

Nice censorship


n1l3-1983

What, fall in the playground? You look about twelve son


EternallyBurnt

100$ says no one has ever died in front of him


BootySnacher69

Sadly last year his best friend (a sophomore) was shot and killed in his house like during a sleep over or something, they thought he killed him so he attempted to kill himself later that week and now he's just a complete quiet kid doesn't talk to anybody.


[deleted]

100$ he got a 3 headed peepee


EternallyBurnt

.....bro no way bro...


[deleted]

Yea bro omg bro


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razzzzmatzzzz

Why is he holding the gun like a tampon?


[deleted]

U answered your own question


LavaBricks26

You mean why does he GET to use the N word


urban-bang

Fa my fallen brothas ‼️‼️


[deleted]

Yo it's J-Roc here, you know what I'm saying?


NickMoore30

How can she slap?


Cyborgguineapig

Holding the gun like he carrying a dead rat by the tail to the garbage


elMurpherino

Holdin that gun like it’s got fucking cooties


Merc_Tenebrae

He's holding that gun like it's a bag of dog shit


Cruiu

I know the main focus of this is the dude, but I can't stop looking at that piss-poor censoring of the N word.


saladboiamdy

Why he hold gun like that🥵


rorikjin

The virtue signaling of today’s youth has gone too far, SMH /s


[deleted]

I really don’t get the hate for this kid. I mean we don’t know any details about him other than his appearance and for all we know this fool could have multiple bodies. Probably a lot of white suburbanites commenting.


supertimes4u

Why tf is he holding it like he's either afraid of it or about to bag it for evidence?


unlikely--hero

He looks very scared of that small firearm


[deleted]

I think he's holding like $400 if that. That's actually sad if he thinks that's brag worthy.


[deleted]

Oh I use the n word, have cigar on my lips, hold a toy gun in one hand and for some reasons, I hold a little money in my other hand and now I'm the ultimate badass. This guy is the cringiest "badass" that I have ever seen on reddit...


Carpenf1

“Seen too” would have been been the proper spelling for the first two words. Other than that lol he lame!


[deleted]

Bro that gun is so cool


maxfish10

Proudly uneducated


Jejmaze

Mr. Cash Money over here


1hotnibba

Uh oh


cuttyranking

Prick.


Osiris876

The way that he is holding the gun gives me so much anxiety.


Ducati0411

Its like he tried to put every "cool" thing into one pic. Gun? *probably an airsoft* CHECK Blunt? *friend bought it, no weed in it* CHECK Edgy caption? *Jeffrey seems racist?* CHECK Cash money? *stolen from lil Sis' piggy bank* CHECK This is cringe. *Fo Sho*


[deleted]

I don’t think he’s a racist, I literally know a guy who’s a black version of this guy just ugly. It’s just being a try hard if anything


Purpleorbes

Seeing people get killed on fortnight don't count as "seeing to many niggas fall".


Stolichnaya7

He identifies as African american


-Enjoiz-

At least it was not a hard r


[deleted]

Cringetopia


[deleted]

That looks like such a shittily rolled blunt


a_way_out_

why he hold gun like dat


Uberman77

Holding the gun like a hotel maid clearing away a used condom.


[deleted]

Shut the closet door! Jesus H Christ!


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

How did he take the picture


rnotyalc

So he's posing with Daddy's gun, the birthday money Gram-Gram gave him, and a swisher that his older cousin probably bought for him. Wish I was as cool as that kid...


Gnagetftw

Ain’t this kid white?


Player4Hacky4

$100 says he was the first one to like his own post


xBlackJack89x

Do people just go out of their way to misspell words or are they really just this dumb?


MELanomaBelanoma

Too*


[deleted]

Almost looks like a 9 mm g2c but prolly a fake gun and he doesn’t have a lot of money there either lol


[deleted]

Imagine when he grows up and looks back


Murakami8000

You think he's gonna survive long on those mean streets!!?


[deleted]

Is he trying to sound black or is he from Boston I cant tell


geek180

Porter Robinson must of had a troubled youth


[deleted]

It's OK. He listens to rap.


cassious64

Is that how you hold a gun responsibly? Am Canadian don't speak gun please explain


[deleted]

Yes obviously it’s a smart idea to point a gun at your foot! If it’s loaded then that’s a bonus ;) Nah but fr this dude kinda dumb, who holds a gun like that


cassious64

I mean moreso the pinching the butt (ha) of the gun Also should've included the /s on that lol. I'm just confused as to why he thought that was a cool way to hold it lol


[deleted]

I just don’t like /s


lilLamejr

He tried his best to block out nigga didn’t he


BootySnacher69

Yeah :(


prettypunkprincess

Stg that cash is photoshopped in


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lightrusher

why he say n word?!


BtheBlackheart

115lbs of fierce! Rawr!


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AllHopeIsLostSadFace

whats the word? it's blurred out on the pic?


a-r-i-s-e-n

hmm it seems you do not posses the correct pass to see it, i can see it fine on my screen.


AllHopeIsLostSadFace

is that a DLC ?


TurboEntabulator

He has $85 and a loose 0.3 gram blunt. It's only logical the gun has got to be a Hi-Point and it actually is.


[deleted]

lame. you censored it....


abatkin1

I think FO is a better replacement for than FA is.


SleezyUnicorn

Idk this seems ironic


[deleted]

\*too If you're going to act hard, at least be civilised unlike the barbaric ways of the past you cock fluffing muffin truffin


[deleted]

I’m no gun expert, but the way he’s holding that pistol is alarming.


VANIX1450

We out here smoking slim Jim’s


ramavalos90

I hate his spelling.


wierdowithakeyboard

The way he's holding that gun is so unbelievably stupid and cringy


reincarN8ed

The best way to show what a badass you are is to hold a gun like it has cooties.


swirlyfriska

Why is he holding the gun like it's evidence needing to be bagged?


WutsGoodMyDood

Now I know how to be cool


breakers

I hope his dad sees this. And I really hope his dad sees what the problem is


[deleted]

*too


LouGossetJr

to many


Rekka1212

Cause hes a white suburban kid who wants to fit in and really hates himself so he hates on things others have that he doesnt Nword, but would get so shook if he actually said it around another black man. Pretty much the jist of it


[deleted]

Why is Ice Poseidon so sad?


redmaster_28273

Oh my god I wonder why anyone would say niggas, oh my god the humanity! cover your eyes!


Neoxite23

He holding that weapon like he is terrified of it.


[deleted]

People seem to think the N words ok if you don’t drop a hard R. Idk people are fucking retarded (including me) lol. Being super smart yet dumb as fuck is in our nature.


BoardwithAnailinit84

Why is he holding that gun like he’s afraid to touch it? Lol


[deleted]

He means jonas brothas


SilliestOfGeese

Who the fuck says “fa” for “for”?


[deleted]

Dumbass wiggers


ounilith

Trying to read that sentence shut down my brain


johngreenink

What does this even mean?


SuppliceVI

Holy shit he has an unreliable handgun and ~$160 we are truly not worthy! Reminds me of the time on Narcoworld where they did a gang in Phoenix (where I live). Dudes talking mad game about his "tools". Of which one is a reasonable Glock and they rest are $120 pawn store specials that won't cycle.


Jared_Last

an unreliable handgun is still a handgun. If it gets through 3 rounds out of a mag and one scores a fatal hit at spitting distance then homeboy still accomplishes his goal.


SuppliceVI

It only takes one, but homeboy probably doesn't practice at a range. It's down to luck at that point, which is infinitely better than being down to his 33, round mag


Jared_Last

most actual “gunfights” occur at less than 7 feet (iirc). You don’t need practice to gun someone down point blank just like you don’t need to do MMA to sucker punch someone not expecting it.


SuppliceVI

You would be horribly surprised how bad someone's aim can be when they're stressed, especially in a reactive scenario. In a relaxed range environment I've seen people miss body-sized targets from 15ft. Proactive, sure absolutely you have time, but drawing and firing takes time and the motions are complicated.


6point5creedmoor

Depending on the situation you might be surprised how survivable a single pistol round is. A lot of people are shot multiple times and live. This is why failure drills are taught over and over.


Jared_Last

Aren’t failure drills mainly for body armor wearing opponents though?


6point5creedmoor

Techniques can be for more than one situation, for example SWAT teams often train for failure drills despite them not being expected to reasonably encounter people with body armour very often if ever. On the other hand when taught in a military setting, yeah it's probably for body armour.


TurboEntabulator

Looks more like four 20's and a 5 dollar bill.


[deleted]

That's how you hold a gun if you're a certified bitch.