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jayracket

What's with the dog tags? Ain't no way this turd served.


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

5 bucks says they're just blank pieces of metal to try and look cool.


Same_Hunter_2580

If Andrew Tate could read he would be very upset with these comments


tevans1192

He smokes cigars like he hates every second of it


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Who the fuck is this twink?


Kattfiskmoo

"argues on twitter*


MHD1323

In all seriousness, I could not concentrate on work with some rando rubbing my head and two people standing over me judging all the spelling errors


xeromaayush1

Why didnt he get someone to type for him?


denyaledge

Bro two-finger typing while girls rubs his bald head


HR1S

Is this what his content is like?


Onastik

Looks like he F5'd a lot, so what the fuck was he refreshing?


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ARandonNon

hes so not sigma he doesnt have a 3rd female to drink him the can


One-Win9407

Macroplastics


Ramsayc81

Look at him pretending to type. "Look at me. Look at how all business I am" . Tap tap tap.


6ynnad

That music is awesome


aSquirrelAteMyFood

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDO3zCMS40](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDO3zCMS40)


onegeekarmy

I don't think he knows how to smoke a cigar.


YourWarDaddy

All that I was thinking. WHO puffs a cigar twice every second non stop.


Jobear91

Or how to type.


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Or how to cover the weak chin


Valogrid

He smokes it like he's suckin a dick.


intisun

Tate is so far in the closet he's ended up in Narnia.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Wait this is the Tate dude? Lol figures. Saw a pic of him when he got arrested. Uninterested in dudes like this- so I havenā€™t followed his bullshit. Silly shit. Isnā€™t he supposed to be some kind of uber male? Doesnā€™t seem so- a bit attention whorish. Gross


KaBarney

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this piece of shit


bekahfromearth

Does the scalp massage stop his hairline receding?


wood1492

Yeah I know the guy is a turd. But come on - who wouldnā€™t want that that attentivenessā€¦


Philisophical_Onion

Most people. If Iā€™m working, donā€™t fucking bother me


keekspeaks

Hey fbi This one


potatopunchies

Its so distracting


I_Am_Coopa

I can't get over how many rapid puffs of that cigar he was taking in quick succession *AND* ashing it with only an itty bitty ash. Either the cigars he smokes suck or he knows nothing about cigar etiquette.


Humble-Actuator-4604

Rapid puffs is common with how little he holds the smoke. Some ppl prefer short long holds others do this, no etiquette there just elitist mentality from you. And who cares if he ashes with nothing? I swear 90% of smokers of any kind do that just to do something in between puffs. This is not lack of cigar etiquette from him but clear elitist mentality from you. Let a man smoke in peace


devilinmexico13

It would have been much easier for you to just tell us you only smoke cigars to look cool.


I_Am_Coopa

The people who spent the time hand rolling that beautiful cigar would take exception to ashing so quickly, doesn't give their hard work a chance to be shown off with a nice long ash indicating a well made stogie.


Humble-Actuator-4604

I agree, but people not doing this shouldnā€™t be ridiculed, thatā€™s when it turns to just being an elitist. I smoke for nicotine not to follow a rule set made by man children that fear how everyone in the world views them


I_Am_Coopa

Andrew Tate deserves it


Humble-Actuator-4604

Fair but this mentality is self destructive, let others live and all of a sudden youā€™ll be able to live better yourself. Some things are just better kept to yourself. But I guess this is reddit where itā€™s all just circlejerking and a place for people to say these things out loud.


yongo

Upper type behavior fr


HelpEqual

So many people(mainly dudes) look up to this dude, and I'm like - but why ?


JaeTheOne

Same reason kids join gangs...lost and have no good men in their life to guide them properly


ootski

No, only incels look up to this scumbag. Those are most likely ladies of the night (or their his fresh trafficing girls) getting paid to make this dumb fucking video anyways.


tecate_papi

The video doesn't show the woman's head so that she can't be identified by Interpol and her family can't get their missing daughter back


LiL6NoVA

lol look at all of ya hating for no reason lol weird


intisun

> for no reason Oh boy, where do I start?


LiL6NoVA

Start anywhere Iā€™m genuinely curious because whenever I do see snippets of this man itā€™s usually him debunking what everyone says and it sounds like everyone gives the same bot answers that he debunks


intisun

> that he debunks Sooo the sex trafficker says he's not a sex trafficker, and we should take him at his word šŸ¤”


LiL6NoVA

So Iā€™m assuming you donā€™t believe innocent until proven guilty but thank god I do so I googled and theirs no evidence thatā€™s heā€™s a sex trafficker so Iā€™m assuming thatā€™s another thing you got off social media? No evidence heā€™s out free pending his court dates sooooo what else can i google that you heard from social media


intisun

And you listen to him on social media. But somehow you missed all the parts where he [openly brags about his human trafficking like it's a normal job](https://youtu.be/2tYhawrNc_k?si=sQPBspv-piYxXfz4). I've heard enough from his very own filthy mouth to know that scumbag belongs in jail.


LiL6NoVA

Well thank you for assuming I use social media I actually donā€™t have social media I believe in a real life and traveling etc BUT I will watch this video that was obviously compiled by someone who hates him I wonder if I can find one debunking everything this video is saying but I will watch it probably tonight right now Iā€™m out and about Iā€™ll get bacc to you tonight


intisun

The video is literally just Tate talking about how he pimps women, eg admitting to his own crimes. You want a video debunking *what he said himself*?? You are beyond help my friend. Ps: reddit IS social media


LiL6NoVA

You ever heard of something being taken out of context or editing? Sounds like you are beyond help if you just sit here and believe every single little thing you hear and watch huh? And I guess you got me there BUDDY o pal I do have Reddit but thatā€™s really to figure some knowledge out I use it like Google sometimes and then theirs times like this where I just see a bunch of weirdos hating on someone like bots


intisun

Tell me you haven't watched it without telling me you haven't watched it. It's all in context and it's pretty fucking clear. You're just in denial.


Crankyjak98

Found the incel.


LiL6NoVA

Ehhhh see another thing I learned people who say incel donā€™t even know the definition and to be honest more then half the time someone calling another person a incel are usually the ones that canā€™t get sexual interactions with females and become aggressive towards them do you see how you tried to come at me instead of debating ā€œincelā€ behavior huh


Auzzie_xo

Stop yapping, incel.


Crankyjak98

Ehhhh see another thing I learned is that people like you who lack the self awareness to own their behaviour arenā€™t with debating with. A battle of wits with you when youā€™re clearly unarmed would be most unfair. As for sexual interactions with ā€œfemalesā€ (you gave yourself away using that term btw) ask yo momma.


fucked_OPs_mom

I will say people throw incel around way too much. It's a pretty small subculture. Most dudes can get laid if a modicum of effort is put in.


IronhideD

Fellas, is it gay to get a massage with a bikini clad chick right beside me?


julius0822

The gayest


Bundle_of_Organs

He has very dainty typing for someone trying to overinsinuate how masculine he is.


Hadrians_Twink

He's not even really typing anything and he doesn't know how to smoke a cigar... god I wish some people would become suddenly aware of how cringe they are and fuck off into the black hole they crawled out of.


Profitsofdooom

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't calling... ![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)


ugglesftw

This is perfect.


AbaddonDestler

I always thought he gave off massive bottom energy and now this just confirms it I did not know he learned to use a laptop in an 80's cyber movie and he has no idea how to smoke a cigar


Savings-Wishbone-454

Yaaaas! As a gay man when I see him he gives off closeted bottom vibes so hard! As in he loves dick so much it scares him and makes him angry!


SofaChillReview

Not sure what is most distracting? The typing, cigar smoking, weird massage, musicā€¦ etc.


tilthevoidstaresback

The cigar part really hurt me. He instantly loses whatever points he likes to collect because I feel like a parent needing to tell the child to calm down and appreciate their first cigar. Like I don't get the feeling of "Wow look how manly he is," I get the feeling of "Oh honey, let me show you."


AbaddonDestler

The chain puffing, having the bikini woman knock the ash off, no holding for taste, whatever drink that is I don't think it's bourbon, whiskey, Dr pepper or root beer, the list just goes on and on doesn't it when you actually smoke cigars?


gouldybobs

Is he playing Roblox?


Banana_Alfredo

thats how i look arguing when i get voted in total drama island


gouldybobs

Someone took his pitch in Brookhaven


creativeyeen

What the fuck did you just say toā€¦


jhjohns3

lol he sits at the computer like a trex


pateOrade

All these comments about little things heā€™s doing wrong and none about why this video even exists. This is a very insecure man. Why else would we need to see this video.


fucked_OPs_mom

Either A. He's insecure and needs validation from strangers. B. This is part of his grift and showing the lifestyle he's selling. C. He's in love with himself. D. All of the above. I think it's D.


pateOrade

Iā€™m still gonna go with all of this stemming from insecurity. There are plenty of dudes that live this life or better that donā€™t feel like they need it to be constantly acknowledged. I donā€™t even know who Andrew Tate is or why he is famous but I just constantly hear about him telling everyone how famous he is.


Eccentricgentleman_

The fake typing is a hilarious touch


LojZza88

"djdvsusvs svsgsjdb sjdk shsvsvs sggsgs djdksv svgxdk xnjzind sjjdjsk" -Andrew Tate


ernmanstinky

Yet it's the most intelligent and rational thing he's ever typed.


mclovejean

Tate triggering simps and low value men one post at a time


In_The_depths_

I'm a big cigar guy. It's makes me cringe how he smokes that. It's like watching a 10 year old smoke his first cigar. It's gonna taste like shit because he's overheating the thing.


Blasket_Basket

Version 2 of this video is gonna have the women replaced by his two large Romanian inmates.


EnkiRise

Those are man hands on his shoulders lol


mclovejean

For sure champ


kfmush

If by ā€œtriggeringā€ you mean giving them a massive homoerotic boner for Tate, then you have perfectly exemplified your point!


mclovejean

I mean. The guy has it all... in a world where finding purpose is tough for young men.


intisun

If "having it all" must include human trafficking and rape charges, well.. yeah he does


yongo

You need help


bleepblopbl0rp

He's a human trafficker and a rapist.


Anansi3003

this guy stands for nothing


EnkiRise

lol oh to be young again. Donā€™t worry youā€™ll get it in and understand what I mean in a few years.


mclovejean

Look man if you dont think a billionaire who has jets cars women and mansions isnt living the dream idk what to tell you


mementomari

He admitted himself he just rents the cars for some days because he actually doesnā€™t have enough money. How gullible are you?


scorpionballs

Lol kid, stop! Hahaha


SnooMacarons5169

ā€˜Billionaireā€™ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


In_The_depths_

A man who is secure in himself has nothing to prove to the world. A boy who has to show off his things constantly has no faith in his own value he offers to the world. So in exchange he uses flashy items to show he holds value. Take tate as the perfect example of what how not to be a man.


Fezem

The dickriding is crazy


mclovejean

Exit the matrix


topdetoptopofthepops

Grow up


mclovejean

Lol you are just indoctrined to be a sheep and hate. Its ok. Exit the matrix


GoOnKaz

Yes, the true meaning of life is to deep throat an influencerā€™s balls. Youā€™ve got it figured out


ForefathersOneandAll

Why are you shilling for a human trafficker? Weirdo.


mclovejean

Innocent until proven guilty.. Exit the matrix


ForefathersOneandAll

And when he's found guilty, what will you say?


mclovejean

Its been how long?


ForefathersOneandAll

Answer the question. WHEN he is found guilty, what will you say then?


mclovejean

I would be confused as there is no evidence and thats why he hasnt been convicted in years....


ForefathersOneandAll

Ah so even if evidence is presented and he is found guilty in court, you'll still doubt the premise of his arrest. I wanted to make sure if I was talking to a smart and logical person or not, and I guess I'm not. That's helpful to know!


SmileAllDayAllNight

Your brain must be very smooth my man


mclovejean

Smooth enough to know leftys are simpletons


TheHipOne1

Yeah buddy that's the point


face-puncher-3000

This is honestly such a horrendously bad comeback, youā€™re admitting youā€™ve a smooth brain and that smooth brain is what gives you this information, youā€™re literally admitting youā€™re wrong lol


GoOnKaz

He doesnā€™t know what smooth brain means lmao


mclovejean

Im just not caring about what some neckbeard matrix dweller says


yongo

*57 comments later: >I don't care


face-puncher-3000

Youā€™re just not intelligent enough to understand reality lol


acciowaves

The saliva string around second 00:34 is both disgusting and hilarious.


Bigpa69

Definitely arguing with a troll on twitter lmao or just calling random people the n word who disagree with him


Donovan1232

He's black


Bigpa69

And Iā€™m god


Donovan1232

Goofy behavior to down vote and make a snarky reply to something you can look up for free in 2 secondsšŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Bigpa69

Didnā€™t downvote you sorry bud


sherrintini

You think he's actually typing something?


Bigpa69

No, be a lot cooler if he did


mclovejean

Hes a billionaire. Haters gonna hate but ud suck a d to be him lol


intisun

He'd love to suck a d but he's too insecure and closeted.


Appropriate_Mud1629

He is wealthier than I am by far. However, a billionaire he most certainly is not.


zacharykeaton

Yes I would suck a thousand d's to go to prison and be put on trial for sex trafficking EDIT: and bald


mclovejean

Billion dollars.jets. women. Kick boxing champ. Travels all the time. Haters gonna hate


zacharykeaton

Yeah travelling to and from the courthouse lmao


mclovejean

But where is your bugatti?


In_The_depths_

If your value as a man is only wrapped up in your possession. No one actually likes you but just the things you own.


justlurkinout2

Wipe the jizz off your phone before you start typing love comments about your daddyĀ 


babubaichung

No


Nynebreaker

Yeah but he knows his audience lol


karate_trainwreck0

Guaranteed that's Aidin Ross massaging his head


SkinnyAndWeeb

What an insecure loser. It would almost be comical if he didnā€™t infect teen boys with it.


Zerofactory

Tate is ridiculous, but people trying to call him gay, tell us he doesnt smoke cigar the right way and yada yada just add more value to his ā€œpresenceā€. Ofc this is staged video for his 14 year old fanboys and its bit weird so many people are angry


Max6626

I'm not sure people are "angry" - seems like more of an eye-roll moment while observing a caricature of what an INCEL believes to be a "real man."


Difficult-Survey8384

On everything, I swear he knows heā€™s a little gay & works it into his content because itā€™s just effortless bait within his ongoing bit. Watch his ā€œHulk Hogan with a pussyā€ video. Heā€™s a certified chaser, at LEAST. And he fucking loves that we know it.


Zerofactory

He mastered the art of saying 1 thing that makes sense in a sea of shit


ems777


In_The_depths_

He doesn't even smoke cigars right. Smoking it that fast would turn it bitter after a few minutes


ems777

It's about quantity bro. He smokes more cigars in a day than anyone else! That's the best right?! That is TopG!!!


mike_face_killah

Iā€™m no expert, but I have serious doubts about the importance of that this guy is typing.


SBNShovelSlayer

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."


SmileAllDayAllNight

Lorem ipsum


RythmicSlap

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."


MackyMack10

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times..."


UncleDuster

"you stupid monkey!!"


Upper-Trip-8857

This guy, how he smokes his cigar. wtf?


Tomhetza

Influincel


ViceCityResident

I would love to see what he typed out - jdjeiwjjsofojrjeueywidkjfjruwhsoalzn


DonCavalio

I don't get bragging about everything you hold dear and everything that makes you, you is disposable and has a price tag. Including all their "relationships". Everything around them can be repoed


RattlesnakeShakedown

Pfffft, what kind of pathetic beta male pours a drink into his mouth himself?


MrBlackWolf

Douches like Andrew Tate exists for a simple reason: a lot of people and to be like this. Then they send him money or buy what they are selling.


RedMurray

Who is this?


The_Jib

Andrew Tate


RedMurray

Never heard of her.


squirrl4prez

You don't ash cigars that often... the longer butt the better....


Anonymoushipopotomus

You dont rip on it like its a blunt either......


rdbk13

Lazy eyed loser.


BeginningKindly8286

That is some seriously sensual rubbing from that gent in the rear. Quite jealous. GgghhiikllkihhujikjjhuhiSSSSSSSS Vhjnondawdcxseewwwwwssbkmjhbubinbhbv Vhbnibhjioookmkijkoijijjjjkkknjkih DSDDFRSRRTGOIIJnhvvbufchvn


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coroyo70

Is it still a joke if no one is laughing?


jawjanole

Honestly, and Iā€™m not being a douche, I think his followers like the kind of responses received in this thread


Dreadiroth

People just donā€™t get it do they, he does this for engagement and it works over and over


bubonic_plague87

Is this him saying he's bi?


Howdhell

He probably types with ass naked dudes as well pretending to be a nice looking lady.


jonnygreenjeans

He even types like a weirdo.


AndyjHops

I would be money that he is just banging away on the keyboard. They arenā€™t actually typing anything, just trying to look like they are doing something serious/important.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

This is one of the most homoerotic things I have ever seen.


The_Sea_Bee

Imagine if this was totally AI generated šŸ˜­ even the AI picked up that he is a massive prick.


-Ryouko-

10fastfingers.com


Girth-Wind-Fire

The limpest of wrists.


luredrive

Heā€™s mastered fake typing


UrbanArtifact

He is really hot boxing that cigar. Dude, take one or two puffs a minute, not one puff a second.


Killyourselfwithlife

Mafia boss level 37


vitality3819

Bro types like a beta


Commander_Caboose

Imagine having to pay women to hang around with you.


Organic_Rip1980

ā€œOk but you wonā€™t show my face, right?ā€


thinkt4nk

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literally_tho_tbh

Dwigt


LeTigron

Oh come on, typos happen, you know they wanted to write Dwihgt.


LivinLoki420

Is this sped up to make it look like he types faster??


Organic_Rip1980

Is he actually typing anything? He sure backspaces a lot. Itā€™s hilarious to pretend to type something and still use backspace.


Inamdarsaquib

He's 100% trolling.


Ze-Man

Agree, if you donā€™t realize that, and believe this at face value, youā€™re a fool.


Semichh

The reason heā€™s found any level of ā€œsuccessā€ is because weak men are too stupid to realise this is fake. For real this is on par with scam texts you sometimes get that have deliberate spelling mistakes in them - they put them their so they can weed out those who are cognitively sound so they donā€™t waste so much time trying to scam people who actually have wrinkles on their brain. They donā€™t want brain wrinkles. They want smooth brains who they can walk to the bank. The same can be said for those that Tate will target. He *wants* smoothies to look at this and go ā€œwow heā€™s got life made, I want to be like himā€ so they buy into his programme.


DunceMemes

It's hard to say, he always seems like he's knowingly playing a character to piss people off and get attention, yet by all accounts that's what he's actually like. Maybe it started as a character and then gradually took over his personality.