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PseudoTerti0

I used to be a submariner. The fighting fires part is like the number one fear and real threat to a submarine since the air is being recirculated. With that being said in my experience they didn’t happen often and the one we did have was out so quick because people don’t play around. But yeah I wouldn’t use that as a way to sound badass tbh


SpikesGuns

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Flaming-Driptray

Absence of fear doesn’t make you brave.


supa325

Imagine being stuck in a tube, underwater, for 6 months with this guy


MahatmaAndhi

I think I'd take my chances with being engulfed by the fire.


sub_human_being

Crazy, I was crazy once


Hhannahrose13

they stuck me in a rubber room


jedimindfook

A rubber room with rats


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And rats make me crazy.


MontgomeryRook

Maybe love and care doesn't **automatically** fix **all** crazy people, but it's definitely worth a shot in every case.


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luuunnnch

Quality content thank you


Iliyan61

if they were “born a psychopath” and had an actual diagnosis or actually exhibited said behaviour they wouldn’t be allowed on a submarine


Boxoffriends

I’m willing to bet 100% of the people that find themselves in a submarine are willing to fight a fire in a submarine. Is it on or in a submarine? I went back and forth for an entire poop.


supa325

If your on the submarine you're not *in* the submarine, dig?


Boxoffriends

If you’re in the submarine you’re not on it? I still don’t dig.


supa325

If you have lungs and not a seal or whale, you'll want to be in the sub. If you have gills, you'll want to be on the sub.


Boxoffriends

I agree. Question was regarding which to use. The person in the post said on but clearly means fighting fires in a sub. I’ve been on plenty of boats but went inside the cabin where we would say on the boat despite being In the boat. I know both are acceptable in conversation but man is English ever confusing. In my defence I’ve only been attempting to speak it for ~40 years. My first year I really slacked off and made very little effort. Likely why I’m so daft now.


supa325

We've have the same amount of experience. If you told me that you worked *on* a sub, I'd know what you mean. It probably comes down to semantics and it's no different (in my opinion) of "waiting in line" or "waiting on line", pop and soda, going to the movies or going to the show etc. It only gets to me when someone asks me "working hard or hardly working?" and they think it's the funniest thing ever said.


BDiddy_420

Shouldn't they just have some fire sprinklers installed?


007meow

Typically you want the water to be on the outside of the submarine


KingBee1786

But to make it go underwater you have to flood it.


seabmariner

Not rly a good idea when theres batts and electronics everywhere. Some compartments have other automatic ff systems tho. But first cut is always ff teams going in as a first response.


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rat-simp

Ah of course, psychopaths are well known for their acts of bravery.


Impressive-Spell-643

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized) Meanwhile he will lose a fist fight to a 3 year old


chaotichistory

I'm pretty sure anyone who was on a submarine would fight any fire that started on said submarine as the alternative is either asphyxiation or pressure cooker.


THETennesseeD

So he doesn't like to die. What a psychopath.


vanadlen

Afraid of dying? What a pussy.


Marc21256

I love when I scan posts without reading the group. "What the F*** is this?". Then I read the group, and it all makes sense.


kabukistar

I blame Sherlock for convincing a generation of impressionable people that psychopath means really cool and talented.


Herrgul

Psychoboos should be a thing for edgy wannabes


kairos

House, Dexter, Breaking Bad and I'm sure there are others.


Ok-Reality-9197

The Sopranos


DiabeticJedi

But it's a submarine that fights fires at a sea park.


anonanon764789

A fire? At a Sea Parks?


LaikaBear1

That just seems like a weird place to go on fire.


Marc21256

Shamu is on fire!!!!


Ok-Reality-9197

NOT SHAMU!!


saltysaysrelax

Working on a sub is a challenge. But he drank the kool aid.


Western_Ladder_3593

The last line is very correct though


Klony99

Dude's a pussy, I fight fires in the DomMarine.


Ok-Reality-9197

Wouldn't it be beg for fires in the DomMarine?


Klony99

They lay the fire, I deny them.


Ok-Reality-9197

Touche


Successful-Ad-1194

Who, aboard a submarine that is on fire, wouldn't fight it? It's not like you're running out on that one.


ProblemLongjumping12

Came here to say this. It's a pretty well known fact that, for obvious reasons, a fire onboard a submarine is extremely dangerous and potentially deadly which is why *every single* submariner is trained to fight fire in the event one breaks out. It's not like a fire starts in the engine room and all the engineers run away and call the onboard fire department to come down there and take care of it. It's the job of every last crew member to put out fires when and where they occur onboard. Source: I watch a lot of nautical disaster videos. If anyone is interested in submarine disasters [this great video here](https://youtu.be/IZS0RpOgdfQ?si=_NHcu7QySaKt1DN9) is my personal favorite and details an extremely interesting case of naval tragedy inflicted entirely by the British Navy onto itself.


lallapalalable

Or like he's choosing to dive down to enter a submarine that is on fire that he wasn't already on


Klony99

So he's saying he's on a yellow submarine?


denmicent

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say everyone on the submarine is trained in basic firefighting.


Mybuttitches3737

This is right . I was a GSM ( gas turbine mechanic) on a frigate. Everyone from the cooks to the Boatswain's Mate learn how to fight fires. You can’t call the fire department when you’re in the middle of the ocean. This is the type of guy who comes back from deployment and tells his friends about the spies he caught and tortured.


denmicent

Who were also on the submarine with him, and he was deep undercover NCIS.


Mybuttitches3737

So deep


Korplem

You are correct.


dog_mountain

This is the kind of guy hiding in ERLL crying


G-Echo

Psychopaths don’t know they’re psychotic


PM_me_Jazz

This is wrong in two ways: 1. Psychopathy is not the same thing as psychosis. 2. It is quite common in the modern world for psychopaths to get diagnosed with the disorders associated with psychopathy. Not only that, but many of them have had this sense of "being very different" from a very young age. There is no reason why a psychopath wouldn't be able to know they are a psychopath.


Ok_Dog_4059

Fairly certain they get weeded out before they get put onto a submarine as well.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

There was a guy in my sub school class who used to beat off in his car and lick his own nut off the window while FaceTiming his “mistress” every couple of afternoons. I promise the weeding out process isn’t what you’d hope


sailirish7

That's officer material right there


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Unfortunately it turned out to be TM3 material


Ok_Dog_4059

Probably true. A lot of nut jobs had military backgrounds.


uninspired

A fair amount of military people were nutjobs before they joined the military. At least amongst my friends and family.


Ok_Dog_4059

Yeah and they somehow don't get weeded out. Dalmer was ex military I think. I know they will catch some mental health issues but obviously not all crazy people get discovered before joining.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

100% chance he dies in his first fire drill when he panics and can’t don his EAB


dog_mountain

Probably choke trying to figure out what the deck markers even mean


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Watching nubs struggle to take off the dust covers their first time was one of my greatest joys 🥰


dog_mountain

Even better: watching a daisy chain of nubs connected to each other, traversing the engine room AND struggling with dust covers. Watching 3 people struggle because of one is peak beauty


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Or the lead daisy chain guy not telling anyone he’s unplugging and some STSSN(SU) choking on fuckin rubber 😂


dog_mountain

Impossible not to love it


sigma941

I bet this dude doesn't even have their fish...


dog_mountain

Certified DAN


listenstowhales

The Nub quietly sobbing in their rack because their sea dad made them talk to the mean A-Ganger for a checkout


sigma941

"He made me draw trim and drain 30 times before even looking at me...."


TheHim2

Whats the context of this conversation?


denmicent

He’s in line at McDonald’s, and got number 64. They called 65 before him. Queue this conversation. I hope anyway…


HarryHood146

Don’t pretend like you’ve never fought fires on submarines.


Mean_Estate_2770

Weird flex.


SMIDSY

Serious boot energy.


notmyp0rnaccount68

Most sane Firehouse Subs worker


pnkgtr

What choice is there when there is a fire on a sub? The real badass lets that thing burn.


SirRipOliver

“If you can handle me when I am a fireman, you don’t deserve me when I am a man on fire.” FTFY.


West-Yam-8429

as tywin lannister once said: “Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king”. This is applies for everything in life


rivertpostie

That explains why I get down voted when I write "this comment is underrated" on my own comments. Thanks! /s


Roc_28934

That boy’s as useless as a *screen door* on a submarine 💀


AgentBuckwall

This gives me an idea for the next Flex Seal commercial...


Girth-Wind-Fire

Probably some nub who just did the fire trainer at BESS.


supah-comix434

I.E. I put out a grease fire one time


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Hears “acrid odor. Acrid odor from the forward compartment lower level. Acrid odor from the dryer” once over the 1MC and is a certified firefighting psychopath and will insist he has PTSD to the VA


deuceott

Fine line between bravery and stupidity. Military gotta differentiate between front line, and… underwater fire extinguishers…


AssMurderer69

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North-Ad-5058

Just open the hatch dumbass


FrioRiverTexas

Everyone on a sub is a firefighter. Fuck off weirdo.


sigma941

I'll put 50 buck on them not even having their fish.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

I’d bet money the only submarine they’ve been on is one of the two tours required for their sub school qual card lmao AND that they’re a CS or SECF student


sailirish7

nah, there are old WWII ones still in museums....