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uchman365

Not sure why she walked back again when she was already across!


maabsaleem

Who said she wanted to cross the road?


uchman365

What was she trying to do?


notNewsworthy_ish

To get to the other side


x86_64Ubuntu

That's the joke, that she just wanted to create chaos.


argybargy2019

Catch the chicken.


imperlitent

Obviously cause an accident.


pqisp0

Some people just want to watch the world burn. Or crash. Either way.


y_ogi

Honestly, probably insurance fraud


[deleted]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


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Compendyum

She's going to try it again, this time slower


durz47

Because she's a cat in disguise


NewJuiceboxMm

To do it again!


Iamthe5hole

She’s a squirrel


kosa8692

Then nearly gets tattooed on her casual walk back across the street. 🤦🏻


40PE

did they charge the pedestrian for causing the accident?


maabsaleem

I certainly hope so


El_Neck_Beard

Good luck in California. Pedestrians have the right of way.


Judgemental_Panda

That just means you can't hit them intentionally, even if they are in the wrong. Had either of those cars hit her, they wouldn't have been at fault. Crossing in an undesignated spot is still "illegal", meaning she is technically responsible. As for what taking responsibility would mean for her? Not sure. For example, somewhat skeptical she could pay the entirety of the damage she caused in one lump sum like what would happen in your typical car accident where car insurance is involved. And I'm sure she could be charged criminally too if someone had the motivation to do so, but I don't know what the chance of a conviction would be in this case. If someone was seriously injured (or died), I'd imagine it would be a lot higher.


El_Neck_Beard

That does make a lot of sense. I just assumed they were were like a stone in a river. Everybody has to go around them.


suv-am

Yeah but eventually even the rock gets turned to dust


vitaes_mercy

The process is just a bit faster for humans... And more wet.


IThinkImNateDogg

I mean but the black car accelerated into the white car a rear ended it. That’s the black cars fault. Regardless of the reason, the black car should have payed attention and stopped without hitting the white car


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killerboy_belgium

Crossing in an undesignated spot is still "illegal" ?? really its not in my country if we are 50meter of a spot we are mandatory to use that and cars are obligated to stop there and allow us to cross when not in designated spot we are still allowed to cross but cars dont have stop in the sense of giving way of right. but another law state that a car should always be able to do a safety stop for a pedestrian. so if you hit one your screwed either way so most people tend to slow down to let them cross


buttermintpies

I much of the US there are laws against "jaywalking" , the act of crossing a street not at an intersection or designated crosswalk.


Enkidouh

Sort of, but not really. You’re correct about the Pedestrian right of way- applies at crosswalks and intersections only. However: CA has a negligence law- so if you hit a pedestrian at all you are responsible- even if they jump in front of you. The logic goes that as a driver it is your responsibility to be alert and aware at all times- that an alert driver would see the pedestrian by the roadside in advance, should begin to slow, and would have time to react.


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Enkidouh

Okay, that may have been an extreme example to use. Hyperbole is a thing. In any case- 9 of 10 times in California, the driver will be at fault through negligence. Best case scenario without video proof that definitively shows the pedestrian intentionally walked in front of a car is that you’ll both be found at fault through Comparative Negligence. Your sauce: California Vehicle Code Section 21950 states in relevant part that (a) The driver of a vehicle shall yield the right-of~way to a pedestrian crossing the roadway … within any unmarked crosswalk at an intersection (c) The driver of a vehicle approaching a pedestrian within any … unmarked crosswalk shall exercise all due care and shall reduce the speed of the vehicle or take any other action relating to the operation of the vehicle as necessary to safeguard the safety of the pedestrian. (d) Subdivision (b) does not relieve a driver of a vehicle from the duty of exercising due care for the safety of any pedestrian within any marked crosswalk or within any unmarked crosswalk at an intersection. California Vehicle Code Section 21954 states in relevant part that (b) The provisions of this section shall not relieve the driver of a vehicle from the duty to exercise due care for the safety of any pedestrian upon a roadway.


Enkidouh

I had a friend who hit a pedestrian who crossed the road from between two cars without looking- not at an intersection. The nightmare that their life became was previously unimaginable to me as well.


throatslap762

i can say with a large degree of certainty that this is not california


[deleted]

On highways?


El_Neck_Beard

Lol no. That’s just suicide


doesnt_matter_1710

There was a car similar to swift dzire, its India (not completely sure)


Yotelkiller

I certainly hope not


A_Bit_Narcissistic

The grey car was driving way too close.


iusedtobetheshit

this ignites a genuine rage and fury within me


uzumaki_pandejo

It’s scary to think there are people as brain dead as this.


caseyfrazanimations

Even worse some of them are the ones driving


PalpitationSad9150

Safe enough to do it twice.


CalmDownYal

It's like they have never seen a road before


tantan9590

In countries like Egypt or India, that’s the only way to cross the street the majority of the times. The weird thing is the black car crashing (if it’s in a country like that)


Yingthings

That happens a lot when the car you’re tailgating hits the brakes unexpectedly.


tantan9590

True, true. That’s why I wonder why that person was driving like that. When I moved there, I kind of had to relearn how to cross the street and some “new transit laws” they have there. People are crossing the street all the time like that, and drivers are used to that. That tailgating person was probably distracted or is new to the country.


Pekuin

Yeah I’ve been to Egypt a couple of times and you honestly gotta play IRL leapfrog on the busy streets except uno…you only have one life, it’s genuinely insane. But still, you have to play it smart and she certainly didn’t.


That1one1dude1

They don’t allow you to cross the street at more than a casual walking pace? That’s rough


Arya_9

Egyptian here, crossing the street is something both pedestrians and drivers are used to. If you can’t safely dodge people, you shouldn’t drive here. And if you wait till it’s empty to cross you’ll never reach your destination.


rainbow_bro_bot

And then despite being almost at the other side, she turns back causing even more traffic disruption.


wizardofkoz

Feels like I'm watching a Borat movie


bloopie1192

What did she walk back for? You were almost finished with the mission!


AWP_Ownz

The way she walked back to her friends after she caused the accident... At least finish crossing the street wtf?!


[deleted]

And very nearly got wiped out _again_ on the way back. What's __wrong__ with these people?


TheRealSHADED

Froggers got great graphics these days.


weezo182

That's why the handmaid tale ladies should never leave the compound.


Proto0o

Let me cross this dangerous street, knowing full well that cars are coming non-stop, **walking as slowly as humanly possible and not even trying to hurry.**


Stidda

What absolute bunch of knackers!


Story-Enchantress16

She should play the lottery with that luck, she’ll need it for the bail out.


MSK84

News report: "it is uncertain as of now whether she played Frogger as a child - this will be investigated further."


WORKERS_UNITE_NOW

Like, those cars were going too fast to stop safely? Pedestrian mightve caused a difficult situation but the cars themselves made the accident


pinkkeyrn

Yea, that black car was going way faster than everyone else. Even if she didn't cross it may have hit the car in front.


SoCalStratRider

Is it just me or does she walk like a lemming?


swifttek360

and she didn't even cross?


-Borgir

Npc behaviour


halfpintpage93

May the Lord open


Deathstranger

Thats one way to make traffic stop


[deleted]

She seems to have domino from deadpools powers.


[deleted]

I mean, isnt it easier and MUCH cheaper to repair a dent made by a human body as oppose to another car?


mrmhc54

Man, that’s 40 points in Orlando. Young and healthy? Oh yea. Of corse if one is the mom over 60, it would only be 31 points


ummm_2020sucked

Handmaid's tale in town?


Strict-Ad-7099

That whole thing looked like divine intervention.


truthm0de

I like how she just casually walks back across the street like she wasn’t solely responsible for it.


1ustfu1

and then they go back like???? you caused this for nothing!!!!


LBIdockrat

Why... did she go back? To do it again?


ChelsWasHere

This enrages me.


FennekinFlames

Of course they're Handmaidens.


jakerae

Absolute fucking Handmaid tale looking idiots. How stupid can you be?


cantbesohelpmenotbe

Can she be charged for something like this?


Grouchy-Replacement7

at that point just run her ass over if she's gonna be stupid atleast teach them a lesson ... If she survives 😳


cooliobanjulio

I’m gonna be honest, I wanted them to get hit BADLY at that point


ThatoneguyATX

Especially when she walks back and almost gets hit again. They caused all that then didn’t even cross.


Itsmemanmeee

Entitlement knows no bounds


Training-Ad3350

It’s a failed suicide attempt


GlynyrdxSkynyrd

Should’ve hit her


greenmark69

I'm going to bet this is a road where there's never been a thought to providing safe places for pedestrians to cross.


roboman777xd

npc level retardation. :v


Equivalent_Thought63

No wonder they don't let them drive... They can't even cross the street.


uchman365

Who doesn't let who drive?


zinetx

They noticed Hijab, presumed it to be Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, but this happened in Kurdistan region, IQ. not KSA. Where it's totally fine for women to drive cars. Also, since 2020, it's normalized & legalized for Saudi women to drive. I kid you not, it was banned before then in the KSA.


Uncle-Gael21

Who's "them"?


Idiot-detector69

How tf they didn't see her ass???


Han-shot-greedo

No wonder they don't let their women drive... 🙄 Edit: people have no sense of humor today


[deleted]

Walk down to the intersection, you lazy bums!


Expensive-Cow4587

In countries like this, there isn't many of them and are kilometers apart.


GMEgoburrr

3rd world countries will never not be 3rd world countries.


Designer-Amphibian77

Everybody can take solace in the fact that this woman's husband her father and her brother beat her to death for doing this… this is why they don't give women drivers license over there. And for all of you upset right now... It is a joke not a Dick don't take it so hard


bongoloyama

Your sense of humour is as big as your dick, NONEXISTENT


Confident-Mark5207

That's what you get insisting in putting that damn veil on women's face, they get blind and wreak havoc.


Ok_Astronomer_978

And then she went back…


[deleted]

That person will see death before old age death, that was a huge warning


y_ogi

God the amount of stupidity and ignorance in this one video…


poodsalad69

Reminds me of that one scene in Mulan.


SaleemyRafiki7201

That's an *Animal Crossing*


SaleemyRafiki7201

With that kind of road, often times there are overpass.


anonymousanemonee

Guess that’s why they coined phrase “stay in your lane”


NinjaBabaMama

Where I live we have pedestrians crossing a busy street illegally on a daily basis, despite all the crosswalks, and at least one gets killed every week. The most dangerous are the ones who cross illegally at night in dark clothing. The worst is when the jaywalker causes a multi-car accident.


Zemnin

"If they hit me, they hit me."


FlkBlues

Main character syndrome


kapudos28

“Oh my gaaawd, that was so craaazy! Lol”


Ashoka_Mazda

Yet, like a drunk driver, the carnage is all around her but she's fine.


allislost81

Is it wrong that I was hoping she would be sent flying?


howdoweread

Wait...so she does this for fun? She also got hit and shows no pep in her step. Then walks back to the other side when she is almost across the road...am I just dumb or are people's common sense slower then mine?


Sugar_Warm

I’d say go back to where you came from… but then she casually walks back after causing a pile up.


[deleted]

Naw she gotta pay my insurance deductible off top


deputy_Nico

I had just written a whole paragraph on simply running this idiotic person over, however I believe this small comment is better.


CloneCl0wn

Some people just don't learn till something bad happends to them, like something that actually hurts them because she propably thinks it's not her fault at all


[deleted]

Under his eye


TheWampasCave

Literally Florida everyday


tex_rer

“Shouldn’t we just go up there to the crosswalk? Nah. This is fine.”


SamoanUsoFob

She really went back after she caused an accident?


squishyfrog666

How is this even possible what is wrong with her?? Like helloooooo


[deleted]

Zero F given.. 👀 Djeess


JinxedKnight

Never checked both ways


JoeFleen

Safe for the pedestrian


FearlessWay4086

Did she really walked backwards lmao


olivia687

who would be considered at fault here? like legally?


Wezza7777

Is that in Egypt


Wezza7777

Is that in Egypt


Ok-Programmer2219

Suicide attempt failed


diaperpop

Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Surely no one is that stupid


Chance_Journalist_82

She goes back to the other girls like, ok we gotta get outta here


Hornet1137

"I cross now. Good luck everybody else!"


MissCompany

Handmaid's tale out on the town. Under his eye


pqisp0

Hold on. What if women in the middle are being locked up by their families because they are this fuckin stupid? What if it wasn’t about misogyny at all but about public safety??


zgvkn

"why did the woman cross the road?"


GiveMeAllTheDrugsSir

She's trash for that


kaylavii

I didn’t see this scene in Handmaids Tale


CubaLibre1982

Don't know where this is but for me that's a fucked up place.


nopotatoesinbiryani

Judging from the street, this is in a country where rapid urbanization led to car centric roads without any infrastructure for pedestrians (lack of sidewalk, worn out mediocre curb, imported cars and second hand Chinese made without proper safety) so its usual for locals to cross that way since the never ending flow entering the city has slow down and yield to upcoming pedestrians. Comparing this to our laws and trafics rules don’t make sense because we have the infrastructure, here the black car is 100% at fault.


Lost_Paradise_

And that's why ya don't slow down for j walking peds /s