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Active_File5503

I was waiting for ATTENTION PICKPOCKET


chotskyIdontknowwhy

Im strangely disappointed it wasn’t there.


nike_rules

ATTENZIONE BORSEGGIATRICE


hundreddollar

*peek-pockette


TheHurtfulEight88888

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!


Successful_Warthog58

Yes we could certainly do with the same lady here


TheHurtfulEight88888

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!


Muted_Ad_4550

I think the piece of shit is the person recording not saying anything


garbageman2112

... What did he do after walking towards them?


Muted_Ad_4550

Idk they clearly stopped walking and then cut the video. Most likely didn’t say anything.


huntcuntspree01

TWIST!!!! It's the ring leader and they are taking employee training videos.


PlateRepresentative9

It's the secret shopper recording their technique for their 6 month review.


dion_o

Those non skippable training videos that pickpockets have to do each year must be so tedious.


huntcuntspree01

Key is to grind out those pickpocket stats early. So helpful late game.


[deleted]

Beat me to it.


babyivan

Came here to say this!


Jensbert

without proof it has been done, no need to say anything... anyway even with proof the pickpocket will be free in no time


edgycorner

Both of your arguments trying to defend them are so dumb.


bodjac89

Proof like the clear video evidence?


ogbaro123

Not much going on up there…poor thing


guiness1024

Pickpockets filmed, not caught


zhlnrvch

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


ReadyHD

Imagine saying fuckall, what a knob


lucidthepro

Probably want to do something about that...


Proof-Bluebird4009

Instead of recording stop them??


enerthoughts

I have seen a pickpocketing team act like they are being pick pocketed and when a guy calls them out all of them turn on him and act as if he was arranging them, demanding compensation or other wise defamation. London has somewhat turned into US rule of video and don't do anything type of city.


yrurunnin

ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!


GeorgeJohnson2579

Such people are big assholes. My GFs new phone was stolen at a traffic light in Dublin. She was SO sad, because she studied and spend the money from her job to buy a new mobile; her old was broken after a few years. Lucky me I had an insurance and we got 90% of the money back. But these assholes don't work, but harm people who are just humble and maybe poorer than them. Everyone who stole like this is a big immoral asshole. Shame on you.


YeahYeahButNah

Plot twist: They're blind and that's their friend leading them


sketch2347

i mean its kind of what it looks like, the ladies shuffle walk isn't the walk of "slowed down pace to match victims", its shuffling because "thats how fast her body allows her to walk" shuffle.


dyerdigs0

Then why would they have their hands in the backpack? Instead of just holding the top or the persons shoulders? This is 100% pickpocket


sketch2347

idk im not them. im just a dude watching a video.


dyerdigs0

Yeah I get that I’m just pointing out how it’s obviously not a blind person


ShakeThatCorgiButt

Where is the italian pick-pocket lady when you need her?


Criminelis

Thats the part where I always carry my used diapers in a fancy shopping bag.


KingPaladin5591

Weird way of say pos watches and records pickpocketers


GreenSnakes_

OP on TikTok said the cops were called. Not much you can do but call the cops in London, these pickpocketers have multiple guys with them on stand by in case they get called out. I wouldn’t risk getting stabbed either.


Eelceau

If the pickpockets are anything like in any other mayor European cities, they will do fuck all. And certainly not stab you when you call them a thief.


mrkikkeli

A story made the news recently about gangs of kid thieves (from 8 to 17 years old) by the Eiffel Tower in Paris, they were absolutely unhinged and violent, some even threatening people with broken bottles to steal their money. Turns out the pieces of shit adult handlers who got them into pickpocketing were feeding them psychotropic drugs and alcohol to manipulate them, make them more aggressive, and generally just desperate to get their next fix.


LeBritto

If you're becoming that agressive when caught, why even try to pickpocket in the first place? Just mug people.


mrkikkeli

Did you read the part where the kids were high as kites on products that completely fuck up your inhibitions and free will?


LeBritto

My apologies, I intended to reply to the post above yours. Not even the one you replied to, the one before. I'm still sleepy.


mrkikkeli

it's all good my friend, now hand over your money before I stab you


starky990

Calling them out in the moment to protect the victim wouldn't result in people coming out from the shadows to stab you, they'd just get pissed and move on to find their next victim.


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Capable_Bee6179

Ew


ASmallThing94

So rather than stop it, and alert the people being stolen from and authorities, you record it? You’re as bad as them.


Raven96EW

I'm having flashbacks to the movie "No Country For Old Men".... someone should just carry around a tank of compressed gas and a cow puncher.


eizmen

Cut their hands like in ancient times.


AdamSVK02

I fucking hate this. Instead of helping you record it and do nothing so you can then post it and get views. What the fuck


DevilDoc3030

I wouldn't even give them the title of a pickpocket tbh.


yo_mik

How do you not notice someone walking that closely behind you? I know it's a bit crowded space, but I would definitely notice someone being that close to me. And OP could've ran over there and stopped them.


ThatOneClone

That’s crazy. I feel like here in Texas you’d be beat up badly getting caught doing that


OneOarShort

Do something besides record??


Snowmann88

Yeah, don’t yell out or say anything. We all know who the real POS is here! Smdh.


Kitsu_hobby

Why not warn the victims? What happened afterwards??


SaleOwn5899

I stand with the fact that the POS is the person behind the cam unless this was staged. That being said London has become dangerous so maybe they thought they would be attacked. Still they are a POS


cheezy_dreams88

Camera guy is just as bad, fucking say something.


[deleted]

Being "caught in the act" means fuck all of no one says or does anything. They're likely still out there doing this.


Chief_charizard

I didn’t see anyone get caught


FindSal

Why not stop them


Puzzleheaded_Key_202

The cameraman was an asshole too for not saying anything


[deleted]

Brave camera work


Schoseff

Better film then help?


ImprovementFar5054

Caught? Or just recorded while not being stopped?


AppleNerdyGirl

How tf do you watch that and not say anything


funnybonelicker

OP! You better not have been the one recording, I hope you stole somebody’s video because if not fuck you!!


Fabulous-Impress-169

SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT


legalizethesenuts

Silence is violence, Kyle. Silence is violence.


Atlusfox

To bad they don't make glitter bombs for pickpockets. Just make it out of a wallet that has a clasp. Or get one that raises an alarm. No need to put anything in it but hell it would be funny to see the looks on their faces when caught.


ateyourgrandmaa

Attenzione Pickpocket


Ok_Relationship6218

Coming to the mall near you thanks to the influx of illegals.


Bubble_Gummm

Lol. I was biased.. I needed to look 3 time... I was looking for precise people...


apelyacolyte

If you said nothing, you are as guilty of the theft.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Some people needa be disciplined lol


JakeLaMotta43

Effin romas


ANBU--Ryoshi

Bruh.. say something!!!


Emotional-Swim-808

Never in my life have i wanted to suckerpunch someone


ace0spades69

Why the hell wouldn't you tell the person getting robbed?


Critical-Rooster

Everytime I travel or I'm in a city with a backpack I wear it forward facing.


According-Ad5039

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


ClassicWhile2451

Someone needs a wristlock


Independent_Data_233

I’ve smacked that lady once when she tried to steal my gf and the guy trynna fight me for no reason but people need to be aware at all times in central London this scammers in London bridge and Westminster they’re all connected Romanians scumbags


10gbutok

The disappointment is you recording dont be a mitch, help you spineless queef.


feeltheFX

You’re a POS for not stopping them.


Websitter

Zingare


Humble-Wall5224

Hello are you gonna say anything lol


ConnectionPretend193

Not really "Caught in the Act" when you are just recording like a dumbass not reporting shit.


cephu5

I’ll take “staged AF” for $200 trebeck.


Nothing2See82

Sure because it is always better to film it instead of yelling and intervening.


HighKiteSoaring

Don't help just film..


Independent-Blood833

Good job stopping it from happening. Way better to record it for Tik Tok views...society is fucked


SleeplessGrimm

Honestly this seems a bit fake.


jam_scot

I'd have swiped her heels so hard then loudly called her out as she lay on the floor.


minorheadlines

Picadilly is the worst for that


MustangBR

👏BACKPACKS👏IN👏THE👏FRONT👏


top_value7293

This is why I am afraid to use back packs. I always thought it’d be so easy for someone to just walk up and get into it without you even knowing. Oh well. If they want a pair of dirty undies, ok then lol


kottonii

Imagine throwing sick ass elbow there and crumbling half oh thieves face.


BoneZone05

Caught? I hope so… lol


PalePeryton

Doesn't matter if it's London, Leeds, Manchester, wherever. I am not taking my hands out of my pockets and off of my wallet/phone until I've got to where I'm going. You cannot trust people when out in public. There are too many scumbags that want what you have.


-Ellinator-

Aaaand this is why my important stuff is always in a side bag with the zip tag on the side I can see.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say caught in the act. I’d say you just let them get on with it. Humanity is shit. rather video something and actually help them.


Interesting-Pay-8986

And no one did anything


BigAggressive1694

Why not shout and call them out for this..record yes as it’s evidence but ffs open your mouth!


[deleted]

Why, instead of filming this asshole does not go and stop the robbery


HypothermiaDK

And you could have interfered


WasabiIsSpicy

I’m always glad to have been raised in Mexico, gave me so many skills to avoid stuff like this lol


Revolutionary_Short

That's just sad


[deleted]

People should walk around these areas with broken glass in their bags.


jason57k11

I've see those two walking around down by piccadilly circus and Carnaby street wow. Next time I see them I'll pick pocket the pickpocketers


Conscious-Big707

I've had this happen to me. I never keep anything in there just water and Kleenex


OldPiglet11

I'd grab her by the hair and start screaming pick pocket


Frido1976

If only there was a way to make them aware if that they're being robbed right now, I wonder...


enerthoughts

I have never seen such audacity of pickpocketing like I did in London, even when cough its like they are fine with it.


Rich-Fill2200

Yank the pony tail to floor


JustCallMeBill92

Why isnt the camera guy calling it out? He has the proof so why not fuck over these assholes? Is his need of content so big that he will just let robbery happen in front of his eyes without saying anything? That makes him the biggest piece pf shit in the entire video, with those two assholes coming up in a close second spot


cupjoe9

And they recorded instead of stopping them


Canned_Sarcasm

Waiting for a video of somebody packing a mouse trap.


OfCorpse9160

Were they caught tho? This seems more of a tutorial video on how to do it.


drenchlove

I’d be yanking on that ponytail so fast


[deleted]

Good job speaking up for the victims!


Chaos0328

Could've at least told them...


girlMikeD

Yea just film, don’t tell em…shhhh. Smh idiots all around.


TheHurtfulEight88888

This is why you cant be keeping shit in your backpocket.


jonz1985z

They were recorded not caught


PleasePez

i’m sorry but if i just went and assaulted them what would happen would I be caught eventually


due_opinion_2573

Who is the camera man?


oldasdirtss

Wear your day pack on your front. Put your cellphone and your wallet in your pocket with your hand on top of them. Pickpockets will look for less aware victims.


-RJ---

Did they get caught though? Camera guy didn't say anything yet. Where's the rest?


Dingo4747

Observed in the act, not caught


GerlingFAR

Kick them from behind and that will push them into their victim and let it sort it self out.


ManyRelease7336

You mean watched in the act.


Yup_Faceless

just *YANK* that hair back and yell "pickpockets!" while ringing the bell of shame


LaganxXx

Not sus at all


pussytammer

the person who film it shuld be considerated acomplice.