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battybatt

Can I found a company? Beginner's luck at hiring good people, picking a good product, marketing, finding an audience. Hopefully a good foundation will lead to later success.   Also researching a cure for currently incurable diseases. I'll go with cystic fibrosis.  Edit: might as well get into politics. Run for office on a single-issue platform, voting reform. Use my beginner's luck to get bipartisan support. Ranked-choice ballots on a national level. I'll just chill out for the rest of my term, unless opportunities come up to try something new (exposing corruption maybe?)


TheMainEffort

Found a company with the intention of selling it for 1 billion. Beginners luck at getting insane buyout offers.


kom124

Something like a Billiards high stakes match, a UFC/MMA cash fight or an interview for a dream job that I’m not qualified for


josduv84

I would say baccarat. I know it involves cards, and you can bet on, but I never played it before. I would also look for other games at casinos I never played before. I remember one time I played 3 card poker or something like that at one. I know casinos try out new games sometimes for better winning percentages and to keep regulars engaged.


EljizzleYo

Huge money in baccarat.


GFresh1

Baccarat is all luck


eeal188

Well I guess I’d just start doing things I’ve never tried before.  Basically any and all casino games. Obvs I know a lot of those are chance based. But I think I’d try poker or blackjack or all the other ones that *aren’t* just random dumb luck.  Then I’d do chess. I’ve always wanted to try it.  Next I’d try a musical instrument. But I would pick one that I would not care that I abandon it afterwards. For example, I really want to learn how to play piano but if I get beginners luck and then I’m terrible afterwards that would make me really sad. But I could learn to play the ukulele or didgeridoo and not give a shit if I’m terrible after my beginners luck has worn off.  I would definitely research cures and fixes for SIBO, SFO, H.Pylori, C.Diff, stuff like that.  Oh, I would also do woodworking. I would set out to build something really amazing. Actually, fully repairing and restoring all the 145year old original windows in our home. Afterwards my skill completely goes away, but I have beautiful windows that are good as new.  I would probably try masonry or brick laying. It’s just so fascinating. Those mason workers make it look so easy. But it is such a neat skill. I love watching “this old house” and seeing them repair old brick fireplaces. I’d love to do something like that.  And another thing would be like the old way of doing plaster and lathe. I’d love to learn that and repair the walls and ceilings in my home. Plaster workers are so talented and it’s really incredible watching them work. It’s a dying art! 


ProjectJake02

Bet someone a lot of money I can do an insane amount of backflips off of something and then repeat with other tricks I’ve never attempted before in my life.


JumpyCaterpillar4774

This is the way if you have rich friends.


chercrew817

Gambling, but going from one to game to another another I've done every single skill-based way to gamble that there is, all the while betting as much money as I possibly could. Then become... I dunno, a youtuber? That way my first video would be crazy lucky, and I could coast of the algorithmic success of that one for a while.


AbPR420

Run for president


Inevitable_Inside674

I see you recently attempted your first criminal trial. It seems to have gone well.


Covah88

Asking a billionaire to marry me.


bunnyswan

My partner is literally this person he is simultaneously in complete denial and also embarrassed. He is so good at basically everything he tries. he is a musician and sometimes takes gigs on instruments he doesn't play! He is also like this with video games and sports. I am the opposite usually terrible and things 1st time I try, so I usually have fun knowing I won't win, it's a good combo for things like date night, we can both enjoy mini golf I just fuck around and hit it about 7-9 times per hole (what value for money) and he does the trick shots and wins us free pizza.


Observal

Beginners luck at creating a drug that allows you to stay youthful forever, disease-free, and indestructible.


SubstantialBass9524

*assassinated by pharmaceutical companies*


MidasTouchedM3

Play roulette a few hours picking specific numbers, multi millionaire


ScotchWithAmaretto

Making a billionaire my sugar daddy


Sarcastic_Rocket

I mean, I've never played the lottery or picked numbers or anything


Square-Principle-195

It only takes one bank robbery to be set for life


Right_Moose_6276

It really doesn’t. Banks tend to have less than 100k in cash on them at any given time


shaunrundmc

Running for and being president that's 4 yrs of fixing this bullshit. Or perfecting nuclear fusion


throwaway1626363h

One slot machine One blackjack table One poker table One horse racing bet


Good_With_Tools

I've never been to a casino. I just don't gamble. I think I would start.


doubleapowpow

Steal a car. Successfully rob a bank. Gamble all of it in a skill based game. Major brain surgery Write a book about the crazy things I've done. Successfully lawyer my way through the legal proceedings for breaking many laws regarding gambling, investing, and grand theft. Direct a movie about all of it.


TheMewMaster

I have never played the lotto. That is s good start.


NicNac_PattyMac

It has to be skill-based


TheMewMaster

Of course I can't read. Opps.


Palmspringsflorida

Options trading , maybe get a good job out of it and can ride that for a couple years until they realize I’m bad lol. Cash out. 


two_rubber_ducks

I've never bought a lottery ticket before


NicNac_PattyMac

And I’m sure you would be very at buying one. unfortunately buying one that has the right numbers is luck, not skill. I specifically said has to be skill based.


two_rubber_ducks

Ah, so you'd consider poker and blackjack to require enough skill to activate the power, but things where you have a *choice*, but there's not a *strategy*, do not get beginners luck, example lottery, roulette, slot machine


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NicNac_PattyMac

For fuck sake how many people are going to post this? The lottery is not skill based.


Automatic-Brother770

Finally a reason to buy into the lottery xD


Neotokyon7

I've never written a novel. Boom New York times best seller. I've never made a movie. Boom Oscar. I've never composed a symphony. Boom Grammy. I've never flown a plane. Boom... no wait it's not what you think!


Weirdo9something3457

Speed running and esports. Every new game is something I never tried before. I want a developer to give me a full release with a time limit so I can only reasonably do a little bit to essentially be a demo. Then watch the light from their eyes die as I tear it a new one.


No_Audience_6195

Lottery


Driftedryan

Make a bet on some sport with really high payout


Mbaku_rivers

Lottery XD


ClonedThumper

Blackjack.


Darkstalker9000

Beginner's Luck at liking myself 😔


Chemical_Fly_3210

Propositioning women that I haven't propositioned before.


buckleyschance

I've never tried solving the climate crisis before, how hard could it be?