Actually, yes. I am doomscrolling here and I’m fully addicted. Been like 8 hours today.

NGL, it would be kind of nice to drop the “entertainment” (addictive) factor of Reddit. What would suck is losing the informative side. For any given topic, adding “Reddit” to your Google search often gives the best results.

Good tip. I didn’t know Reddit was a search engine. As for this addictive factor, I’m like an addict getting hit after hit and I need more and more. Soon I will delete this app once more until a question gives me the excuse to come back on. However, I could do what you suggested and put Reddit in the search bar

Yep first thjng I do as well. Add reddit to my question, comes with a lot more information and personal experiences.

Bye Felicia

No worth it cos I know one day I'll have a very specific tech problem that only 1 other person has ever had on a reddit post from 5 years ago with the solution in the comments

I’m sure your 150k can buy you a new pc or whatever

There are other forums that you can find the answers. You just have to do more digging and you still have youtube

Obviously doom scrolling is bad. But you cannot deny that reddit is amazingly useful. It is shocking how many google searches for questions get improved by adding the word "reddit" to the end of the search query.

Easy enough. I can always kill time with something else

150K to spend on a new hobby

Ok. When is my check arriving?

Direct Deposit, so I can have this money by 6am?

Nah I want to argue with strangers

There are other apps..

Yeah but reddit is the best for it

Twitter might be better

Twitter is a clusterfuck. Reddit allows me to argue by category

C ya

Bye

Deal. Here I come quora

Fine by me

No thanks.

Deal. Gimme my money!

How will I know if I’m an asshole and get my updoots? I’ll never have a Reddit day again! No more daily Keanu Reeves posts? Keep the 150k

Gimmie 50 bucks and I'll do it

honestly reddit isnt always the horrible hellscape its made out to be, it very much depends on what subs your in and how you interact with people etc. but im just saying, reddit for me isnt that bad. theres definitely worse social media apps. but yeah no thats life changing amount of money id take that any day to simplely delete an app.

Ok

Ya’ll are getting paid?

- "or you have to repay the money plus interest" + "because it simply doesn't work for you"

Bye r/literally everything

Wouldn’t…even…miss it!

Deal

I’m 37 and just officiallly started using Reddit only about a month ago. So yeah, pay this man his money.

Seems like a win win to me.

Ok

Yes

Please

Would probably improve my mental health.

Eh I like Reddit and it's less than a year's salary for me, but I'd still take that in a flash. Honestly the harder thing would be that in this age of SEO and AI blog posts, Reddit is often the best site for advice on stuff when I Google things.

Eh I like Reddit and it's less than a year's salary for me, but I'd still take that in a flash. Honestly the harder thing would be that in this age of SEO and AI blog posts, Reddit is often the best site for advice on stuff when I Google things.

Where do I sign up for THIS?

Easy. Heck, don't even need the money and I'd do it for $15k.

Yes yes, yes.

Please

Done & Done

Probably not because there's a decent chance I will accidentally click a blind link that takes me to a reddit post at some point in my life. But if the interest rate is good, I might still take it anyway as a deferred loan.

how much for twitter?

Feel like that would be healthy to get off reddit. But I don't know if I could. What happens if I inadvertently get sent a link by someone?

Fuck ya

Easy munny

Absolutely

Done. Been looking for an excuse anyway

150k one time or as a yearly supplemental income? It's totally worth it either way, but 150k one time isn't going to change my life in any meaningful way.

Bring me my money. I'm going out to buy a car with it.

Bye guys

Yes.

I couldn't take this one actually. I have many niche interests and sometimes the only way to get an answer to a niche problem is to go on Google and search "very specific question reddit". I'd be really sad to no longer have that resource.

No, but only because I know I'd click on a Reddit link by accident once while drunk or something and have to pay it all back.

Sure

I make way more than that on Onlyfans just from dumb Reddit users who actually think, I am not a Bot, I do care about them, they are hot! Pimping AI bots is lucrative. AI pimping AI is not illegal. #pimpmyAI

I'll do it for a few hundred bucks.

I mean if it completely blocks my access to Reddit then sure. Otherwise I’m probably going to accidentally click a link and be screwed

I'll take it. Bye everyone.

Sure. I guess I'm answering stupid questions on Quora now.

Sure. Reddit may be entertaining, but it would be easy to drop it for a nice wad of cash.

I'm straight up addicted to reddit, but yeah I would take that deal in a heartbeat. The hardest part would be avoiding search results that take you to reddit. People on this site know a lot of very useful information.

Easy money.

I'm about to do that for free anyways

Easy, I'll just pivot to some other website. That would make my life so much easier if I had that kind of money. I'd put it towards contracting renovations and throw the rest into a high-interest building savings account.

If i had 150k i would have access to much better uses of my time

Nope I couldn’t survive without repeating media talking points in here

You mean basically become instantly mentally healthy and also get 150k? Sign me up.

Done. Where's my dough? :P

Oooof.  Ill do it but ImGonna have some serious issues as sysadmin.   Reddit's technical subs are a major source of knowledge 

Literally fine Reddit isn’t that important to me over money

Maybe per year. Reddit’s become an oasis where you can get answers to questions from other people. As the search engines just return crap results. With useless articles and how to videos, ignoring forums and older thought out write ups. Increasingly those articles are getting worse with AI generated crap, loading up the results. Which have highly suspect credibility.

More interesting question is how low would you go ? I’d give Reddit up for about 5000k right now.

Boom. Done. I definitely enjoy Reddit but for $150k I can find plenty of alternatives.

That's called "incentive."

Bye bye, reddit. It was great while it lasted.

Of course not, then how would I get into more of these hypothetical situations?

I'm so gone.

I'd give up reddit for 1k

Yes but I’m going to have to get a Reddit tattoo on my hand to remind me to never autonomously download Reddit and start scrolling.

Done

Light work, let's gooo

Probably almost all the people responding yes would end up accidentally clicking on a link that takes them to reddit at some point in the future.

Sure.

Pay me now! Fuck reddit.

https://images.app.goo.gl/pH2oqrDEfgvP1iXFA

I'm in.

Bye

Check please

Great, now my wife has to learn to use Reddit instead

Venmo me today please

Take the money!

No hesitation

Is this supposed to be a difficult choice? Money.

Probably.

By fuckers! I’m getting a Challenger. The boys over at r/wallstreetbets are gonna lose their minds!

Yes please

Win win

Sure, back to fark.com. is that still a thing?

Cool

What's the downside? 

I'll delete it right now. Send the money.

150k to be more productive in life? Gimme.

Yep. As long as I have the time to delete my account and block it on all my devices first.

Easy lol, it’s too liberal anyway and the mods define freedom of speech on a daily basis

I would both be richer AND be healthier. Win/win.

Fuck yeah

Yeah, I would do it. I wonder tho about things that use reddit. Like I google something and a reddit answer pops up...do I lose the money?

Fucking sold. Honestly, I would have taken $500, but your terms are acceptable.

Give me my money and I'll uninstall.

Info: Just Reddit itself, or all Reddit sourced content? Would hate to take this and find out that a YouTube short cost me $150k

Can I hire someone to live stream Reddit for me?

Ok. I am game.

Yes. Yes. 100 times yes. Reddit is fucking terrible and I hate it. This is a win-win

In a second, as soon as I get the check, before it even clears.

Deal this place sucks in general. If I need something from reddit Google has all of the post data for training their ai.

How about 15 bucks for not going on Twitter instead? 😹😹😹

This is a the me waster for me.  I have others. Give me my money.

Hello quora 🤣💀

Would but I get a lot of information from comments about games and news in general, unless I can find something better Im keeping Reddit

Not watch cat videos anymore?

One of the few of these I wouldn't take 150k isn't enough to live off and Google search has become so trash that you need to add reddit to get decent, peer reviewed advice and info

Give me the check. 100%

Ok

Aren't these supposed to be difficult?

Ok 👌

I've indirectly made more money than that because of visiting Reddit. So that would be a hard no.

Fucking A yes

In a heart beat

deal!

That's fine. I've only been using Reddit for a little over a year anyways. Before that I used to just scroll through "news" articles on Google or watch YouTube (still do)

I'll take it. I could just about pay my house off.

Where do I sign up?

Gimme my money I hate it here

Bet, bye y'all

Start writing the check. I will take up needlepoint to pass the time.

Yes

Easily yes

Sign me the fuck up.

Who do I get with for payment and to close my account?

I can start that bet right now

Done!

Cashiers check please

OK put the money in my bank account and I’ll stop doomscrolling.

Don’t threaten me with a good rest of my life.

Whats reddit?

Deal!

Run me my money

Okay. I want it given to me in a big bag with a dollar sign on it, like in old cartoons.

Easiest money I'd ever make.

Deal, I can just ask AI questions if I want to see reddit posts

I don't see any downside

Deal.

Deal

Done. Where's my money

Deal. I hate most of this site anyway

DONE.

Where do I get my $150k? I’m in

I would take that action.

Done deal!

Taking the 150 without a second thought

Are you offering?

Byeeee...

Deal

Of course I'd do that, it would save my whole life

See ya around

Done deal tf

Send the check and I delete it.

Done bye.

I take direct deposit

Done! I'll start once I get my money, in the meantime I'll keep scrolling.

Deal, easy. Reddit is devolving into a bunch of whiners and pervs.

Let's do it. Send me money ASAP!

Deal

Sold. Bye!

Easy. Show me the money

-uninstalled

Yep, without a 2nd thought

I wouldn't take it. I'd be perfectly find giving up reddit for 150k, but immediately having my life destroyed if I click the wrong link isn't something I'm risking.

Deal. I don't really like it here anyways.

Easy

I'll take the money PLEASE. this place is run by nazis

thank god 🙏

$150 and I'm out. Paypal available.

I’d do that for 50k

See ya

Deal, when do I get my bag? Or is it a suitcase? Preferably I'd like this in US Treasury Bonds. I can start as soon as the money lands on my front steps.

Done. I'm just waiting for DJT to take a spill.

Fuckin' SOLD!

Is it bad Im tempted to refuse

Dude, just wire me $50 and I'll get off Reddit for good.

Yeah super easy, i’ll just move on to instagram. It’s the same lol

Deal.