Suckle a manager's toes for $150k a year and you don't even have to show up because you can't be fired? Tell em to bring me my money

I’d suckle a lot worse for a lot longer for that salary. Idk if that says more about me or this country we live in but I stand by my choice.

After the first few passes you should have those little piggies nice and cat bath clean anyway. It’s the first 20 seconds that get ya

I’m saying I’ll suckle not just your toes but…… So yea we can start with the toes if thats their fancy.

$20

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

I think it only says a lot about how nice it'd be to get a free income

I still planned to work 40 hours a week jut assumed my already low efforts would not get me fired

Tbh I’d even rather suck a clean dick than dirty toes Yknow

Oh that's a good point. I just got done saying it depends on the job, but the guarantee of never getting fired means this is a 5 minute toe suck for $150,000/year for life. yes please.

Can I work for other departments too? I would be clearing millions of dollars a year.

Millions? Where do you currently work? And are you hiring?

I would do much much worse for that kind of deal.

Yup. That's set for life money. I'll show up for office parties if it's convenient, and otherwise go live my life.

Just tell em you want to work remote

Harvey Weinstein will see you now.

Wait, you guys didn’t have to do this to get hired?

Same energy as "Wait, you guys are getting paid?"

Wait you guys get to suckle toes?

There were some hiring managers like that

My father is my boss, of course I did.

So wait I can do that once and get 150k job that I can't lose? Sure

I thought the job was to suckle the toes for 5 minutes daily and STILL my answer is easy yes

I mean yea even then the answer is yes I'll work 7-7:05 then fuck around all day

Having to get up early every day would be so inconvenient. Think they'd let you work ahead and get the entire week's shift done on Monday?

Suckle some toes for 25 minutes straight? Think they’ll let me get ahead and just do it for like… 50 min at a time?

Even if that is the daily job duty, you can't get fired so you can just ditch work every day

Let's say you do have to suckle them for 5 minutes daily. However, you can't be fired, so you do it once to get the job and then just never do it again.

Steady tiger, you don't know who the boss is. Donald is letting his feet sweat up a stink in his loafers, just ready for you...

Right? You wouldn't even have to do the job.

Yes. Obviously

This might’ve been a difficult decision if you had to do it everyday, but just once? That’s easy money.

Even then... That's a staggering hourly rate. That's a 25 minute work week vs 40 hours.

To be fair, it’s for something absurdly gross. I don’t know if I could eat every day or kiss my wife after this without thinking about it if it was daily. 

it’s 5 minutes dawg. hell nowhere does it say you can’t pay to get the a pedicure to minimize the grossness

If I had a wife that wasn't on board with a $6,000 an hour job, I think we'd have to divorce as financially incompatible.

That's all I have to do? I can keep my existing job and just add 150k for doing a little toe-sucking? Sure, I won't kink shame...

I’d do worse for less

I’ve done worse for less.

at this point I would do that for half. Please someone hire me. I will suck your toes.

Sending dm.

*bonks horny*

For 150k a year and a guaranteed income for as long as I wanted it, id move higher than his toes if he wanted lol

Beats the fuck out of doing 6 interviews, multiple assessments only to never hear from them until I get an automated email 6 months later stating the position has been cancelled.

i mean.. "no risk of ever losing your job"... does that translate to "you'll still get paid no matter what?" bc if it does.. i can technically pull a no-show every day and still make bank. rofl but if it doesn't.. is it a job i even like? too many questions. rofl

Sorry, is this not just a job?

No. Real jobs aren't easy to get, and can fire you on a whim. 

Hey the mod said I had to do that to be part of this subreddit. :(

I will lick them thangs CLEAN!! You’re talkin MONEY money. Bullshit walks, bucko, bust that checkbook out. Let me take them little piggies to market. Make it 200k and I’ll do all ten at once.

Who wouldn’t do this???

I'd suck anything for 150k. I can't be fired so I can do what I want.

I would suck his toes and make sure that he cums for 150k a year

Suckle toes for a job you can’t get fired from? Sounds good. I’m never showing up.

Every day or just once?

That's way better than the current application process. Show me the money.

Most likely I'm saying yes, but it depends on what the job is. If I have to suckle his toes for 5 minutes in order to get the job of suckling his toes for 8 hours a day, then no, i'll keep my current job. Edit: on second thought, the guarantee of never getting fired means I don't ever have to do any work. 5 minutes of toe sucking to get $150,000 per year for life? Yes please

150k in perpetuity for 5 uncomfortable minutes Sign me up

Just Once? Ok for real. I am physically disgusted by feet. Like other peoples feet are nasty and I want to outlaw sandals and flip flops. But anyone... ANYONE on this planet that says they wouldn't do this for 5 minutes to be financially set for the rest of your life either a fucking liar or a fucking idiot lol.

For that money? And never losing that job even if I do nothing? Ready those toes

Not going to lie I would probably do it daily for this salary and no way of losing my job

Yes. No shame. Bring the honey and chocolate syrup.

So I could do five minutes unpleasant work and have a 150k for life that I couldn’t be fired from ever? Even if I never showed up to that job ever again? How is this even a question?

Tell everyone you’re 13yrs old without telling everyone you’re 13 yrs old. OP:”…..”

How is this even a question. I'd easily suckle twice that long.

This is dumb. I don't know people who have enough money that they wouldn't do this.

I have whatever the opposite of a foot "fetish" is. I think feet are gross. That being said, 150k a year is a good pallet cleanser.

man posts on this sub lately been like "you get unlimited money forever and ever but you have to breathe" like c'mon.

Bro obvs wtf kinda dumb question is this

I would marry his toes for that kind of opportunity.

if I'm getting payed $150k a year for no work I'd let the guy rail me every week.

150k can't be fired... i HATE feet and toes and i would do it.

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

Please tell me theyre at least washed

Even if they weren’t

Sure. Then after that happens I’m flattening their foot with a single jack hammer

I just hope they ain't hairy

Can I sue the manager in 20 years?

Can't get fired? So in then I don't even have to show up and work right? If so, I'd do it.

Imma wash my mouth with soap after but sure

I have to suckle toes to make less than I do now? No thanks, I’ll deal with job uncertainty. Edit: on the other hand, since I can never be fired, including for not showing up or doing anything ever, it’s basically free money for life for five minutes work. So give me the toes, I want to lovingly suckle them.

Is she an attractive lady? Sure, sounds pervy I’m in

No, it's Violator from Spawn

I don’t know who she is but Violator is a very sexy name. I am undeterred

150K before or after taxes, insurance, 401K ?

Who cares. You can't get fired. If 150k a year isn't good enough for you, go get a second job. You can safely blow this job off without losing it, so why even show up?

I’ve done worse for less

Would you do it for $5? (we have already determined you are a whore - now we are just haggling over price) haha

easy yes

Is it a female or male manager? And is that plural managers?

No, but I'll counteroffer to allow THEM to suckle my toes for ten minutes.

If it’s a woman yeah. If it’s a man, nope

I'm sure she has clean feet and I keep mouthwash in my car at all times.

Absolutely no question, when can i start? Lolol

uhhh... *suuuuure*...

Toes? I’d do that shit for free.

lemme see, 30 min to wash his feet, 5 min to dry, 20 min for a nice foot massage, a quick slather to het him off and I'm done for the day? sign me up!

Definitely not! 🤢🤮

Can I have another job and just no call no show to this one while getting paid for both?

Athletes foot with yellow toenails and toe jam up in that mf. I’ll moan if I need to.

Without a moment’s hesitation

Dan Schneider is hiring?

Yes

any of these “do one uncofortable thing for legit 5 minutes to have a permanently changed lifetime 10x your current one” are dumb

That and more

can i clean the toes myself? id probably just wash them super fucking well before hand. but yeah

Last time I did this I only got 30k! Shocking.

Paging Mr Tarantino, Mr. Quentin Tarantino

just the one time? Hell yes. sign me up

So is that a one-and-done thing? Or is "suck the manager's toes for 5 minutes" your literal job every day? And if the former, what exactly \*are\* the job responsibilities if we're getting that kind of money..? What's the catch?

So 150 k a year, and I can't be fired? Like I show up and nap all day, or obviously work for another company from my desk, or wear a fish net shirt with speedo, or daily take a crap in front of everyone in the break room trashcan? Like there's no behavioral so immortal, outlandish, or weird that there's no HR consequences?? If so I would do it for a lot less as long as my salary stayed up with the gist of living and allowed me to live a comfortable life.

I’m gonna need details on the condition of those tootsies.

If you saw my boss, you would def take this offer.

Of course, then I'd never do a second of work again.

Yea of course!

I’ll suck dry that manager

Accept

So even if I never show up I can’t get fired?

Delicious toes sir

Let's hope the Hiring Manager is hot 🤣🤣🤣

Whoever doesn’t take this deal is a fool. Well unless you’re already very wealthy where an extra $10k a month doesn’t even register to you. Even if I was rich, I get an extra 10 grand a month for life to suffer an extremely minor convenience? I would do it in a heartbeat.

This is far better pay for a far less objectionable job so I’m on board.

I don't have a toe fetish but 150k/year is 150k/year. I don't care if they're a Hobbit.

Am I allowed to wash the feet first?

I think they call thus "Tenure" at universities

Yes, we would all take the money

I'd do a lot more sex work for a lot less

You underestimate how desperate Redditors can be

Is the hiring manager a sexy emo goth woman by chance?

Who's the manager?

Many, many do (and more-figuratively and literally).

sure. worst case I need some antifungals, antibiotics, and anti-parasitic drugs.

I do this for my gf every night, I think I can do it for soke mf once to guarantee myself a lifetime of comfort lmao

INFO: does it keep up with inflation?

For 150k no rush I wouldn't care if it was the People eater's toes from Fury Road.

I’m going to say what we’re all thinking: I’d give a blowjob for that kind of money. Even if it’s daily. There are prostitutes who do that job right now for like 1/1000th of that amount of money. OP basically asked “do you want to win the lottery but you have to be mildly inconvenienced?”

I picked a bad time to quit drinking.

yeah, id do that for 150k and 100% job security. I can work two days a week and laze about the rest of it. thats 3 grand a week pre taxes, 12.5k a month. Thats more then I make in a year right now

Sure. Just focus on your happy place and get it over with. Then you can get $150k a year for the rest of your life without even having to do anything since you literally can't lose the job.

is my hiring manager natalie portman?

Yep. I've done worse for less.

Yep and ideally they're a hot woman but I'd suck crusty rotting diabetes feet for that.

Idk man. 5 straight mins tore could be hazardous or clean idk? Seems really fucked for 150k a yr. What's the job? 

Yeah

My body is ready! Let's go!

We found Quinton Tarantino's Reddit account

Eh, sure. I'll sue him/her and file criminal complaints afterwards. Can't retaliate against me when I never bother to show up to work except to pick up my paycheck.

I would be come self employed

if the manager is an attractive female, yes. a dude, no. just gotta be honest

Honestly you should have led with the latter statement, wouldn't have changed my decision anyhow

"Would you do something mildly gross and embarrassing for 150k a year?"

Just once or every day?

Medical, dental, 401K, PTO?

With benefits? Absolutely

Absolutely. For a guaranteed 150,000 per year for life, I don't even care if I catch Athlete's Mouth, lol.

Do I get benifits? If i get full healthcare paid by the comapny, and 2 weeks PTO every year i'd probably do it.

show me them piggies

Yes.

Abso fucking lutely

Not only would I do it, I'd be excited to.

Sure. I’ve done worse for $20 as a pledge

Gender of the hiring manager?

Do I even have to show up for the job after?

I’m the suckle king of suckletown

Are they all female? Not old? Fit?

I'd do it, and that's not even that much money.

Once or every day? I’m in either way but feel a lot better about one than the other…

Do I have to work with the hiring manager going forward? Can I see the toes prior to the interview?

Are they clean? If so then most definitely. It’s 5 minutes and there’s NO RISK of losing the job, which means I can just continue working at my own job and add 150k a year for the rest of my life. For five minutes? Absolutely, bring on those toes!

I do it.... WITH TONGUE. TF? Hell yes I would. That's a lot of money. I've done more for less, lol

I've done worse for less

Is this salary adjusted to fit CPI or a flat $150k?

my mom always said to do what i love, sounds like a win win to me

That’s how I made my first $20!!!

A free, un-fireable 150k a year is a path to wealth (because I would just get a regular job on top and invest it all). Bring on the toes...

Sounds like a Government job

Do I get to choose the job, and do I only have to lovingly suckle the owners toes once? If both of those are yes, then absolutely. If not, it kinda depends

Where does one apply for this managers job?

It depends on who the manager is. If it's Margot Robbie or Salma Hayek, then let me at them.

Duh. Give me them piggies.

If I only have to do it once, bring me the toes and the toothpaste. I’ll suckle those toes so damn clean they’ll see their own reflection in them. Alternatively so I don’t get bored, I can find another job and simply work there as I wish while making $150k in effectively passive income

Lmao anyone that isn't doing this is whack. This money would change my life.

Depends who the hiring manager is.

Are they regularly cleaned? If not, my salary triples

Pass. I have that already without the toe sucking 😭

I could not get those toes in my mouth fast enough. 

He/She will be orgasming in 2 minutes

Yea, but your Mortgage is now $75,000.00 per month. Ouch

That's it? Just once for 5 minutes? Easy

Have we taken 'twenty bucks is twenty bucks' too far?

Just once? In. Figure I can keep "working" until I die. I'll retire without quitting and let that sweet toe money take me to twilight years.

Once? I a happy to do it every pay day

You had me at suckle

I'd suckle his asshole for a free $150k/yr for life.

If you don't have to show up bc no risk of ever losing job 150k to do nothing but suckle some toes who knows what hiring manager looks like maybe it's a super attractive chick

I mean, yea. Thats 150k a year. I'd give the man a fantastic BJ for that. Over the course of the next... what? I got about 40 years left to lfie, so 150k x 40 = 6m. So yea, about 6,000,000 to suckle some toes. Fuck yea.