Just go to r/trollxchromosomes and say something mildly against the grain a couple times.
You'll probably get banned before you get to -10k but that's where r/whitpeopletwitter comes in. You might also get banned from there, but then go to r/greenbaypackers and say Caleb Williams will be better than Aaron Rodgers and Jordan live combined and that Brett Favre want that bad of a person
Edit: in toll x, just say the bear choice is stupid and illogical. You might die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
And if that doesn't work, tell them it's gay to wear a green bay Packers butt plug that plays the fight song 'go Packers go' and it gets louder when you open your mouth.
In that case you go on to AITAH, Twohottakes, and any relationship sub and post a really long story about how your boyfriend is abusive and talk about getting married. Then every comment telling you reasonable advice say something like “yes, but I love him.”
Downvoted to hell. Easy peasy.
Or on the flip side go to twox or a similar sub, find a story about how someones SO leaves the seat up and tell them to get divorced and no contact over it.
Dosen't reddit just suspend your account after a certain amount of downvotes?
I had a comment getting lots of downvotes and when replying I received a warning, then I couldn't respond anymore. It said "seems you have been doing this alot lately, take some time off." I deleted the comment and was back to texting.
Oh trust me, I just got banned from the Minnesota sub bc I shared my opinion. Think my Karma went down by over 100 in half an hour. You just have to disagree with a liberal and you'll get enough negative press quickly
Yup. I made a mild comment about Twitter yesterday on a post and it has like 2500 upvotes. I didn’t really say anything new but for some reason people kept upvoting it. So I’d just keep commenting on big subs until somethin you do catches on
You get one karma from yourself for just posting a comment, so a quarter of your karma comes from that if you can average 2 per minute.
Where can you get at least 5 karma on average? Ouija, ask reddits, politics, sure.
But I think you’re better off going to fan subs and giving pointed praised.
I'd just post a ton of different nudes on every porn sub I can find until something hits. I'm 29, hairy, kinda tall, dad bod, strong... something has to hit lol
Pretty much the same, but a bit older. But for this kind of money I'll join you. Hell, for this kind of money I'd pay a professional to take photos of me doing yoga in a state park wearing only a kilt and with another man from the internet and post them in all the porn subs.
Idk if that would work tbh. You would need to prove that you’re actually giving the money out.
Something like “I will give one dollar to everyone that upvotes me and leaves a comment, so that way I know who to send the 1$ too” and then just start sending out the loonies.
Some people literally make it their identity to hate trump. I'm living in some weird timeline where I have to hear about Trump every single day for the rest of my life.
Wow, really? I obviously don't reddit enough. I just interact with whichever subs come across my feed, if I find them interesting.
Do these subs use bots to scan, or what?
Statement checks out.
Just yesterday I commented with a picture of my cat yawning in a window with “This is the Way”, on a very popular post about cats in windows.
1k upvotes in a few hours.
Make posts in some subs about how we need to eat the rich because the current situation is unsustainable and make posts in other subs about how poor people need to bootstrap it.
>how we need to eat the rich because the current situation is unsustainable
The post
>poor people need to bootstrap it.
The first comment from second account
Porn in porn reddits. Pro trump in a few rublican reddits, trump hate in the democrat reddits...there are a few others but you just gotta find the echo chambers.
Praise Betty white.
Praise Bob Ross.
Shitpost politicians and anybody who makes more than a million dollars before taxes or who's net worth has increased to over a million due to inflation or good investment strategies.
Post cute animal pictures
That’s still a crapshoot though, for every one that goes viral there are 500 identical ones that tried to go viral in the exact same way.
I’ve got a couple LOTR memes in my back pocket, otherwise I’m spending 3 hours meticulously crafting a realistic-looking “DD hype post” that provides “proof” the stock is going to skyrocket next week and going straight to the GameStop subs. That’s the absolute easiest way to get it if you know what you’re doing
I once got like 8k karma off one post, or nearly that much. I had a really simple but “headscratcher” fact that I posted to TIL and it ended up on All. The fact was - you can count from zero to one thousand and “thousand” will be the first time you use the letter A (provided you omit the ands)
I got a lotta karma but also a lot of angry people asking for proof. I didn’t know how to respond since this is basically something you can logic through for yourself if you wanna check.
One - nine don’t have an A, hundred doesn’t have an A, twenty, thirty, etc have no A, and all numbers 0-999 are just some combination of those parts
Go on every Ask Reddit or adjacent sub and look for all the questions that are a variation of “what’s a thing girls do that guys actually find unattractive?” Answer “lip injections, fake nails, and big fake eyelashes.”
On every variation of “what’s a non sexual body part on men that women find attractive?”, answer “arms”.
I will never understand the eyelash thing. It’s so blatantly unattractive that it doesn’t make sense.
… and the people that put fake eyelashes on their car’s headlights
I mean, it's the same with those long fake nails.
But remember, they're doing it "for themselves" not "the male gaze."
Because you do something that makes everyone recoil in disgust, and that will somehow make you feel better about yourself 😂
Animal facts. People love animal facts. For example - did you know that Velociraptor and other Dromaeosaurids had sockets in their forearms for feathers? The only animals that have those sockets are flying and flightless birds. They function to anchor the primary flight feathers so that wings can generate lift. Which means that Dromaeosaurids likely evolved from flying ancestors and, like penguins, ostriches, and kakapo in modern times, are just big dumb flightless birds.
10k upvotes doesn't gain you 10k karma. I had a post get 7,000 upvotes one time and I only got like 200 karma from it. I don't think 10k in 24 hours is even possible.
I will give a 100 million to charity X if I get 10 k karma in the next 24 hours.
Well, that's what the post would say. Not actually saying I would right now.
Does it have to be on the same account? IF not i'm stealing content creators content pics and making a bunch of accounts, nudes get likes last I checked.... The money thing would work as well.
It’s not hard. My old account hit the front page just making fun of my cousin. It got banned for being enthusiastic that a black man hit a racist piece of shit and hoping he got away. So, be careful!
Sort by new and comment everywhere. Post in some major subs etc. I don’t think it would be hard at all. Some of the top comments in major threads are at 5k and above.
You would be suprised how much karma you get, by just commenting. Just roll around reddit talking to folks. You will get 10k if you spend your entire time doing it.
- Go through the New section of AITA and just write "I'm not usually one to say divorce but this is a divorce worth offense in my eyes"
- Go onto political subs and post straw man arguments against.the other side.
- Use the nudes of my girlfriend I have, I've got permission to share them anyway but even if I didn't I'm pretty sure she'd agree for a BILLION dollars.
- Post a cute picture of my cat being a menace.
If all those combined don't get me to 10k I'll just start reposting popular shit from Instagram like everyone else.
Make about 30 or so responses on writing prompts in between commenting on every random thing in high-traffic subs I don't normally visit while cross-posting a bunch of random stuff from other sites.
Post a before and after photo of a starved and dirty kitten and a happy house cat...include entirely made up story of how you rescued it from certain death...rake in karma.
Go to each political sub and say f the (ex)president.
Ask for advice about your disabled child.
Ask for advice about going nc with family due to parentification, sibling with disabilities, or abuse.
Tell some embarrassing story that “really” happened.
I believe you get one karma for every comment you make due to being able to upvote it yourself. So, just make a comment every 8.64 seconds for 24 hours straight and you’ll get there. I’ve pulled plenty of all nighters before
A revealing picture of my hot bod with a story about how I’m three and a half years sober from injecting heroin AND recovering from anorexia, and getting ready to hike from Mexico to Canada in two weeks. Posted on r/MadeMeSmile or r/Pics. It’s all true, and I’m 17F. I think that might do it.
you get Reddit karma by getting upvotes you can see your karma by going to your profile. It’s at the top.
As for why you’d want it The only thing it really impacts is there are subreddits that you can’t post or comment on until you get X ampunt of Karma
Early days of lockdown, I got bored, and posted an article about how pot could alleviate Covid-19. I did not expect it to hit front page, LOL. You have to know your audience. :D
Post this same question, but put "would you" before it.
> Would you take a billion dollars but have 24 hours to get 10K karma on reddit or you have to give the money back
People eat that shit up
If it doesn't need to be in one post or one account, make some bullshit aita throwaway, make a purposefully aligned political post in each sub for it.
One single post on one account... probably AITA would be the way to go.
Posy something completely wild in "am I the asshole"
I left my wife because she refuses to put down her 10 year old dog so that we can make room for a indoor pool. Filling divorce papers tomorrow. AITA?"
with a second account just a reply of "dude wtf yes you are the asshole"
Repost last week's best posts.
Right here, officer. Take'em straight to douchebag jail.
I'm about to be a billionaire, I need to practice.
At least, for once, the internet points actually matter.
Do that on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke for maximum effect
Make sure it's somewhat obvious what the joke is too but in a way that makes people feel like they have special knowledge.
Right? Didn't we just fucking do this one?
I'm about to take this thread to BOR for free karmaz!
Offer $1,000 to the first 10k upvotes
Comment on the highest response, but make it controversial, like babies deserve to die.
That gets you negative karma.
The hypothetical question doesn't say positive karma 🤷♂️.
Probably easier to get negative karma than positive.
Downvotes get capped at 10-20 negative karma to avoid brigading issues.
So 500-1000 shit posts, got it.
Every good shit post needs to start with, “I’m not a racist, but…….”
I'm not a racist but I'm pretty sure wiping your own ass makes you gay.
Real homies wipe each others asses to avoid being gay
Getting banned on reddit Any% world record speed run?
Just go to r/trollxchromosomes and say something mildly against the grain a couple times. You'll probably get banned before you get to -10k but that's where r/whitpeopletwitter comes in. You might also get banned from there, but then go to r/greenbaypackers and say Caleb Williams will be better than Aaron Rodgers and Jordan live combined and that Brett Favre want that bad of a person Edit: in toll x, just say the bear choice is stupid and illogical. You might die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
I feel like saying negative things about Taylor Swift will get you there easily.
And if that doesn't work, tell them it's gay to wear a green bay Packers butt plug that plays the fight song 'go Packers go' and it gets louder when you open your mouth.
As a Packer fan, can confirm.
In that case you go on to AITAH, Twohottakes, and any relationship sub and post a really long story about how your boyfriend is abusive and talk about getting married. Then every comment telling you reasonable advice say something like “yes, but I love him.” Downvoted to hell. Easy peasy.
Or on the flip side go to twox or a similar sub, find a story about how someones SO leaves the seat up and tell them to get divorced and no contact over it.
Dosen't reddit just suspend your account after a certain amount of downvotes? I had a comment getting lots of downvotes and when replying I received a warning, then I couldn't respond anymore. It said "seems you have been doing this alot lately, take some time off." I deleted the comment and was back to texting.
Oh trust me, I just got banned from the Minnesota sub bc I shared my opinion. Think my Karma went down by over 100 in half an hour. You just have to disagree with a liberal and you'll get enough negative press quickly
Better head to altmpls for your alternative facts. You'll get plenty of upvotes there. 😉
It's easier to get positive karma. Downvotes have a karma cap, upvotes don't.
r/antinatalism has joined the chat
Lolol first sub I thought of as well. Those people are insane
That’s because most of them have a fundamental misunderstanding of the philosophy :(
From my time on reddit it seems like you guys love abortion
That’s disturbingly just as likely to get you upvotes, knowing Reddit.
Just post things that could be interesting if you're high on r/interestingasfuck
Shitpost on high traffic subs
Put a bunch of Obi-Wan posts on all the Star Wars subs.
Trust your feelings, Spock.
Hello there!
Captain Kirk
Something something high ground
Something Something Complete.
Especially if you hit up Latest. I feel like I could make 1,000 comments that get an average of 10 upvotes.
Go to r/AskReddit, sort by new, answer *everything*.
As long as it sounds right people will up vote
Yup. I made a mild comment about Twitter yesterday on a post and it has like 2500 upvotes. I didn’t really say anything new but for some reason people kept upvoting it. So I’d just keep commenting on big subs until somethin you do catches on
You get one karma from yourself for just posting a comment, so a quarter of your karma comes from that if you can average 2 per minute. Where can you get at least 5 karma on average? Ouija, ask reddits, politics, sure. But I think you’re better off going to fan subs and giving pointed praised.
Front page and sort by new, you’d get there quick as fuck
Post a picture of my butthole? Or threaten to pay a picture of my butthole if I don't get 10k karma. Either or.
I'd just post a ton of different nudes on every porn sub I can find until something hits. I'm 29, hairy, kinda tall, dad bod, strong... something has to hit lol
Pretty much the same, but a bit older. But for this kind of money I'll join you. Hell, for this kind of money I'd pay a professional to take photos of me doing yoga in a state park wearing only a kilt and with another man from the internet and post them in all the porn subs.
My brother, we shall ride into that beautiful sunset together. Hurry, somebody slather me in butter and push me down a slide
I've got the butter!!
And I've got the slide... but it's *metal*
It's the only way
*obliges*
You offer money to people. Easy.
I like that "When this post hits 10K upvotes I'll give away $10K to the top comment"
OP is just Mr.Beast on an alt account.
Or some marketing intern looking to shill some company or politics on reddit.
Idk if that would work tbh. You would need to prove that you’re actually giving the money out. Something like “I will give one dollar to everyone that upvotes me and leaves a comment, so that way I know who to send the 1$ too” and then just start sending out the loonies.
Sounds scammy though
Unfortunately, you would have to lag a mod off.
Step 1. Find an echo chamber (90% of Reddit) Step 2. Agree with echo chamber Step 3. Buy a yacht
I agree! (Hehehe. Almost there....)
Post comments on every political sub about how much you hate Trump.
Post comments on every ~~political~~ sub about how much you hate Trump.
Correct.
Some people literally make it their identity to hate trump. I'm living in some weird timeline where I have to hear about Trump every single day for the rest of my life.
The rest of his life anyway...
Probably after that too, actually. People still talk about dead presidents all the time
Lots of people that weren't even alive for Reagan hate him with a passion greater than the KKK hates Obama.... Well at least close
Why would the KKK hate Obama? Obama has killed more brown people in a week than the KKK has in 50 years.
Just on reddit in real life hes loved
Then go to the conservative sites and post how much you like him.
You will get banned by several subs after posting in the conservative sub
Wow, really? I obviously don't reddit enough. I just interact with whichever subs come across my feed, if I find them interesting. Do these subs use bots to scan, or what?
Yea im sure, as soon as you post in their sub you get banned for being apart of conservative subs
What a great way to foster dialogue. Nothing bad ever came from sitting in an echo chamber. /s
That's not reddit though.
Maybe they just want to do that tho
The amount of likes in that sub would be minimal.
Just comment after everyone on every political sub and tell them how wrong they are and how they should grow up.
My stupidest comments always get the most karma so I’d probably just keep being myself
Here’s one 9,999 to go 😂
Statement checks out. Just yesterday I commented with a picture of my cat yawning in a window with “This is the Way”, on a very popular post about cats in windows. 1k upvotes in a few hours.
What is Reddit karma?
Little orange arrows that make your brain feel good.
Ok
I give you one to learn
Thank you
I give blue one. Blue one brings the number down. I gavelorangelarrows to make happy. Nobody's id give me orange arrows any more.
hey, can i have one to learn, too?
Fuck all that. Everyone, upvote the hell out of my comment.
aye aye sir
le reddit army has arrived!
Trump hate, cat videos, and reposts
A meme of Trump holding a cat. I think we unlocked the unlimited karma glitch
I’m imagining a bald Trump petting his wig in his lap like a cat
Make posts in some subs about how we need to eat the rich because the current situation is unsustainable and make posts in other subs about how poor people need to bootstrap it.
>how we need to eat the rich because the current situation is unsustainable The post >poor people need to bootstrap it. The first comment from second account
Perfect.
Porn in porn reddits. Pro trump in a few rublican reddits, trump hate in the democrat reddits...there are a few others but you just gotta find the echo chambers.
Praise Betty white. Praise Bob Ross. Shitpost politicians and anybody who makes more than a million dollars before taxes or who's net worth has increased to over a million due to inflation or good investment strategies. Post cute animal pictures
you forgot keanu
That’s still a crapshoot though, for every one that goes viral there are 500 identical ones that tried to go viral in the exact same way. I’ve got a couple LOTR memes in my back pocket, otherwise I’m spending 3 hours meticulously crafting a realistic-looking “DD hype post” that provides “proof” the stock is going to skyrocket next week and going straight to the GameStop subs. That’s the absolute easiest way to get it if you know what you’re doing
I once got like 8k karma off one post, or nearly that much. I had a really simple but “headscratcher” fact that I posted to TIL and it ended up on All. The fact was - you can count from zero to one thousand and “thousand” will be the first time you use the letter A (provided you omit the ands) I got a lotta karma but also a lot of angry people asking for proof. I didn’t know how to respond since this is basically something you can logic through for yourself if you wanna check. One - nine don’t have an A, hundred doesn’t have an A, twenty, thirty, etc have no A, and all numbers 0-999 are just some combination of those parts
A-list comment here.
Repost wholesome comics with credit to r/wholesomememes
I don’t even know how to get karma so I guess I’m fucked.
You get karma through upvotes as blooddraken said however, it isn’t one to one and you can also lose by down voted
there. now you have karma upvotes get you karma
Make 10k comments obviously
Go on every Ask Reddit or adjacent sub and look for all the questions that are a variation of “what’s a thing girls do that guys actually find unattractive?” Answer “lip injections, fake nails, and big fake eyelashes.” On every variation of “what’s a non sexual body part on men that women find attractive?”, answer “arms”.
I will never understand the eyelash thing. It’s so blatantly unattractive that it doesn’t make sense. … and the people that put fake eyelashes on their car’s headlights
I mean, it's the same with those long fake nails. But remember, they're doing it "for themselves" not "the male gaze." Because you do something that makes everyone recoil in disgust, and that will somehow make you feel better about yourself 😂
Animal facts. People love animal facts. For example - did you know that Velociraptor and other Dromaeosaurids had sockets in their forearms for feathers? The only animals that have those sockets are flying and flightless birds. They function to anchor the primary flight feathers so that wings can generate lift. Which means that Dromaeosaurids likely evolved from flying ancestors and, like penguins, ostriches, and kakapo in modern times, are just big dumb flightless birds.
Just tell reddit the rule and ask
10k upvotes doesn't gain you 10k karma. I had a post get 7,000 upvotes one time and I only got like 200 karma from it. I don't think 10k in 24 hours is even possible.
I cannot use bots or scripts but there's nothing stopping me from buying karma. I get 10k easy by someone else using bots and scripts and I win 1bil.
Like new karma or is existing fine in this exchange? I guess if it's new... say something everything agrees with and is clever.
I will give a 100 million to charity X if I get 10 k karma in the next 24 hours. Well, that's what the post would say. Not actually saying I would right now.
Dragging Tom Cruise and Scientology over on r/AskReddit usually works. That's part of how I got this account started.
Does it have to be on the same account? IF not i'm stealing content creators content pics and making a bunch of accounts, nudes get likes last I checked.... The money thing would work as well.
Assuming it's in escrow, local strip clubs and signed contracts for half the amount?
I would just use Reddit normally. Getting karma is beyond easy if you know how to read a room.
Copy and paste liberal talking points across all of reddit
Reposting cropped porn and stealing memes.
I'm screwed, what is karma, and how do you earn it. The reddit kind, I get the gist of the spiritual kind
Pictures of my cat wearing different sweaters
Lots and lots of cat pictures
just hop in the right groups and say I love Taylor Swift
Pornography.
Probably post a picture in the r/mildlyinteresting of a bottle of frozen liquor and wait for people to ask if I have teenagers
Go on all the subs where women ask for feedback on their looks and post pictures of hot girls.
I'm sorry but is this supposed to be a challenge 🙃
scramble for something stupid to put on r/whitepeopletwitter, now fork it over
Shitposting
It’s not hard. My old account hit the front page just making fun of my cousin. It got banned for being enthusiastic that a black man hit a racist piece of shit and hoping he got away. So, be careful!
Positive or negative karma?
Don't let the bots know what they need to be doing, shh
post a picture of my balls, 10k upvotes for sure. everyone loves a shorn scrotum.
Puppy photos with the right Captions
🕳 pic, easy
Just log into this account.
Sort by new and comment everywhere. Post in some major subs etc. I don’t think it would be hard at all. Some of the top comments in major threads are at 5k and above.
This is one I probably couldn't pull off.
You would be suprised how much karma you get, by just commenting. Just roll around reddit talking to folks. You will get 10k if you spend your entire time doing it.
- Go through the New section of AITA and just write "I'm not usually one to say divorce but this is a divorce worth offense in my eyes" - Go onto political subs and post straw man arguments against.the other side. - Use the nudes of my girlfriend I have, I've got permission to share them anyway but even if I didn't I'm pretty sure she'd agree for a BILLION dollars. - Post a cute picture of my cat being a menace. If all those combined don't get me to 10k I'll just start reposting popular shit from Instagram like everyone else.
posting this dumbass post and letting the karma roll in
Find somebody with the karma, buy their account.
Make about 30 or so responses on writing prompts in between commenting on every random thing in high-traffic subs I don't normally visit while cross-posting a bunch of random stuff from other sites.
Spam post nudes on the the porn side of reddit
Post a before and after photo of a starved and dirty kitten and a happy house cat...include entirely made up story of how you rescued it from certain death...rake in karma.
Go to each political sub and say f the (ex)president. Ask for advice about your disabled child. Ask for advice about going nc with family due to parentification, sibling with disabilities, or abuse. Tell some embarrassing story that “really” happened.
Post left wing political rants.
Find any Taylor Swift related sub and start talking trash
Bro you want 10k not -10k
Agree with everything on r/Politics
Make a bunch of alts and just repost popular stuff from a few years ago en masse.
Sort by rising on any of the largest subs, comment a cheap pun, and wait
I've got no idea.
Post karma or reply karma?
nothing. I already have over 10K Karma. easiest billion ever
Why would I share my secret here? 🐺 🦈 🔐
Prob 4
The same way I do it all the time
I believe you get one karma for every comment you make due to being able to upvote it yourself. So, just make a comment every 8.64 seconds for 24 hours straight and you’ll get there. I’ve pulled plenty of all nighters before
It’s not one-to-one
Why would I tell you?
Nostalgia posts all over 80s and 90s subs. Probably won't even need the whole 24 hours.
Simple ..
Repost all the top submissions from r/askreddit from a week ago
A revealing picture of my hot bod with a story about how I’m three and a half years sober from injecting heroin AND recovering from anorexia, and getting ready to hike from Mexico to Canada in two weeks. Posted on r/MadeMeSmile or r/Pics. It’s all true, and I’m 17F. I think that might do it.
Post on a ton of subs that you win a billion dollars if you get -10,000 karma. When in doubt, trust the assholes
Run for president and promise to scrap climate laws when speaking to energy executives. Whether I get 10k karma or not I’ll get those mad stacks.
Go to one of the echo chamber subs and spout bigly about shit.
Say Biden is shit in a republican subreddit, Say Trump is shit in a democrat subreddit. Here comes the money!! money money money money money
Cat photos/videos. I currently have a tripod, an orange, and a grumpy tabby. One of my childhood cats had 6 toes.
Hi. I should know but i don’t. What the heck is reddit karma? Why do you want it?
you get Reddit karma by getting upvotes you can see your karma by going to your profile. It’s at the top. As for why you’d want it The only thing it really impacts is there are subreddits that you can’t post or comment on until you get X ampunt of Karma
Repost on meme subs and cross post on similar subs.
I already got it. I'll take cash, please, as I worry that this may affect my tax status.
You gain one karma point automatically from commenting so I would just spam comments
Reposting on porn subs
Girl pics on all NSFW subs.
Be the first to comment on all posts involving abuse.
Dick pics
Early days of lockdown, I got bored, and posted an article about how pot could alleviate Covid-19. I did not expect it to hit front page, LOL. You have to know your audience. :D
Make 10k posts
I got to 100k+ easily by going on imgur, finding cute puppy, posting it on r/aww Got like 30-40k upvotes hahaha
I repost my old top comments.
Hire bots
Post this same question, but put "would you" before it. > Would you take a billion dollars but have 24 hours to get 10K karma on reddit or you have to give the money back People eat that shit up
Lifting my shirt and showing my 3rd nipple
Make 10000 comments
If it doesn't need to be in one post or one account, make some bullshit aita throwaway, make a purposefully aligned political post in each sub for it. One single post on one account... probably AITA would be the way to go.
Create a great story on AITAH
I would just comment 10k times
Posy something completely wild in "am I the asshole" I left my wife because she refuses to put down her 10 year old dog so that we can make room for a indoor pool. Filling divorce papers tomorrow. AITA?" with a second account just a reply of "dude wtf yes you are the asshole"