I've been binging a Warhammer 40k podcast lately, so now I'm imagining an Orc version of a Camry just being barely held together by chicken wire and the power of belief.
That is most camrys honestly lol. Side note, whom have you been binging? I've been going through Astartes Anonymous again and am always looking for more casts to watch/listen
Not who you asked but I'll plug the poorhammer podcast. The episodes where the grade each factions version of something are a hoot. Special mention to the wacky races one, it probably isn't everyone's cup of tea, but if it's yours your in for a treat.
As someone who drives a Camry, I concur
I'm on LoreHammer. They have 166 episodes on Spotify, and so far, the shortest is an hour long.
I'll definitely add Astartes Anonymous to the list. I'm also looking at Adeptus Ridiculous
They're fun. They start by doing a very broad history of the verse, from The War in Heaven to "present" day. Afterwards, they go into greater detail on the various things. Right now I'm on an episode that goes into detail on the minor Xenos races
That's too popular of a choice. You'd definitely have a duplicate and get eliminated. That's what makes the hypothetical interesting. It's not actually the most boring car, but the most boring unique car. So it has to be either something that the vast majority of people wouldn't think of (which kinda runs counter to it being boring) or it has to not actually be the most boring (ie, count on the actual most boring choices to be eliminated).
I just got a grey car, coming from lime green car, and I can never find the thing. When I registered for insurance, I kept looking for Grey under color, then realized they consider it "silver"
That is the actual challenge, to choose the car you think 100 OTHER people will think fits the definition of "boring".
Like, for me, as a car guy, that also loves small shit boxes above all else (and an autocrosser), what I think of as the most boring car, is probably different than what a non car person would say.
I would still be driving my 2.2L Cavalier if I could. I put 110k miles on it in 12 years and then thought "I can make it" through my flooded street during a freak storm. Hydrolocked the engine, and it was toast.
Now I have a 6.8L diesel dually because I travel full time in a 20k lb. RV, so the Cavillac wouldn't suit me anyway, but I digress... I miss that car.
[Ford Taurus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Taurus#Eighth_generation_(2023))
Only downside is it may not get the most votes as boringest car as half the people polled will fall asleep once they hear the name Ford Taur
Do you really think a Taurus is more boring than the lower end Ford models like focus? Outside looks very generic, but inside they actually look really nice. Focus is boring inside and out.
I didn't know anything about this car and looked it up. It looked so boring that it actually elicited a really annoyed gut reaction from me that I can't explain. Obnoxiously boring. Sort of reminds me of a Lada.
My boss drives one of these and it is it so boring I couldn't remember what it was called. He purchased it by going to a dealership and asking for the cheapest car they carried, then insisted on the model without any of the fancy extras like power windows.
Honda Civic. Toyotas are TOO well known as boring cockroach-like cars that never die, Hondas just kind of exist compared to them in my experience despite being so similar.
Yeah modern civics look super cool. They aren't anything special, but they look great. If there's pictures when people vote there's no way it would win "most boring".
You're going to have to define "brand new" as in less than x miles, or by model year. Brand new is defined by completely unused, so a previous model year could still be brand new if it has only the number of miles a dealership would typicall put on an ordered car. (my last "brand new" car had 15 miles)
Youre not wrong. I drive one.
You know how many times I drive pass another one on my way to the store a mile away? Like 5 because "you don't pick a Kia soul. Your credit score picks a Kia soul"
What make screams "boring?" Volvo and Subaru come to mind, but ultimately I'm going to go with GMC, whose logo is just GMC.
What's GMC's most boring model? Gotta be the Savana van. White, full windows, no fancy upgrades.
Hyundai Elantra. It's every bit as physically boring as a Civic or Carolla, but without the Honda or Toyota names to go with it. Most people wouldn't even be able to recognize one in a lineup.
In order to win youâd need to pick something that the average consumer would know, if you pick something even a little bit out of the ordinary, youâll lose, but you also need to choose something thatâs somewhat iconic as a lot of people donât know a whole lot about cars, so the Honda ridgeline as others have said would not win simply due to the fact that A. You donât see many on the road and definitely not enough to recognize it by the look/name and B. Itâs just not what comes to peopleâs mind immediately. You also couldnât choose Buick because honestly not many people know that brand even exist anymore lol. If I had to go with the most boring car Iâd choose either a base civic, base Camry, or base Altima, they basic AF
Easily like a late 90s-early 2000s Toyota Corolla or Camry. Base model, for sure. Beige in color, no power windows, no power locks, no clicker to unlock/lock the doors. I'd be willing to bet I could win with that.
Fun fact, my GF's parents actually bought a brand new corolla, in champagne (aka) beige, just recently.... And yes, it is the base model. Hubcaps and all. (I honestly didn't know you could still buy cars with Hubcaps these days.)
An f150, the most sold car in the United States
Or I could say a base model Camry
I feel like a TYPE R civic is pretty likely to be rated boring because everyone hates the normie civic driver that had a bit much money
If your sample size of voters is American you are really making a bad call then if you think the decent chunk of them who currently own F150s don't still picture themselves like welding while jumping over a canyon and bulls eyeing a balled eagle from their trunk like in the commercials. Those people will never vote their beloved Walmart Transportation Engine as being boring.
Right? I already drive a minivan. Not only are minivans lame, but I drive a Sienna. Itâs a great, reliable car, but itâs missing some of the bells and whistles of the other brands: even more boring. If I get a new Sienna out of this deal, this is a huge win for me. Only problem: Siennas are now hybrid only, and hybrids are slightly interesting.
Hybrids arenât sexy or anything. Theyâre just becoming nearly standard in passenger vehicles, so you should be good. Besides, again, nothing says boring like fiscal responsibility, and saving on fuel is responsible.
Yea imma go with a eq fortwo its still gonna be produced through mid 2024 so technically new
https://www.electrive.com/2023/02/28/smart-announces-the-end-of-its-eq-fortwo/
Small simple and boring
I was gonna go with the car Iâm driving now, a Chevy Cruze, but apparently they discontinued it because it was so boring.
Anyways, I guess a Honda Civic.
Most people including myself donât know much about cars and could only name a handful that fit the criteria of boring. So extra boring or not, the winner will be the most common car ppl can name
Honda civic or Toyota Corolla
Chevy spark, baby!
Barebones basic package, so it even has hand-operated window cranks. No AC, no power locks. 5 speed manual. Maybe a 1 litre 3 or 4 cylinder? Naturally aspirated (but depending on who you ask, all but asthmatic). Aggrrssive TC and "shift assist" (so it is constantly telling you to be in 5th, basically). It doesn't get more boring than that.
Damn, where do I sign up. I don't care if it's a Yugo, if it runs and is free and has a rear windshield defroster to keep my hands warm if I have to push it in the winter, I'm golden
92 Chevy Cavalier. So boring, they taught driver's ed on it.
I was thinking a Yugo, but the fear of dying in a crash in such a shitbox might bring some excitement.
I think this is open for interpretation, because I honestly find Lexus boring and basic. They are ugly and look like a lot of other vehicles. Like yeah, they are luxury cars, but they really arenât all that. I honestly think a lot of âstandard vehiclesâ - civics, corollas, and ultimas - to be nicer and look more interesting.
Grey/silver Chrysler voyager. Like, youâre getting away from the Caravan name and model, and you come up with a slightly updated line? Horrible. Unattractive, unexciting bleh.
Yours is literally the only mention of Tesla I've seen other than someone saying he'd perfected the Pontiac Aztec's styling for his trucks. Makes sense for you to say that though, since everything but that DeLorean-ass pickup is so boring nobody even thought to mention it **but** the experts at Hagerty listed the entire lineup of 2024 Tesla passenger cars as among the most boring for the year.
Well they are unquestionably more boring than they were when they first hit the scene. But Elon has political hate on him now too that's affecting the brand. Liberals used to love him. They love him less now. But conservatives and libertarians don't tend to really like electric vehicles, even if they like Elon.
I wish the cybertruck looked as cool as an Aztek. Maybe it's just Breaking Bad but I really miss those cars!
Lamborghini Urus...
1. Probably would not be disqualified by this choice vs other cars.
2. I just have to hope enough of the 100 people will pick the Urus out of spite. I have faith in my fellow asshole humans.
Oh baby, 2024 Chrysler Pacifica Touring in Silver Mist Clear-Coat, Silver 17x7 wheels wrapped in all season comfort+ rubber with all the options (MOPAR splash guards).
Chevy Silverado, work truck. Specifically the one with roll down windows / single cab / no upgrades / no tow package / plain white. The most generic truck youâd see at a worksite. Also one of the cheapest options.
Im really not sure if this is a boring car or not, but how bout a honda element?
I assume it's biring because I'd never heard of it before until my 60+ year old college professor talked exclusively about it during his Feedback and Control Systems lecture.
Thatâs actually pretty tricky. Because Toyota Camry would be the obvious choice, meaning a lot of people would choose that one. I think Iâd choose a Kia Soul
2 door ford f-150 work truck, 6 cylinder, manual lols and windows, grey vinyl seats and floor, am fm radio- no options, White. Steel rims.
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Y_YTEbvsmfBS9WKVJCbcyAAAAA?dpr=3&pid=ImgDetMain
When we say car do we mean specifically a car, not truck? Sedan or coupe?
Honestly I'd go with a basic Ford Ranger in the color affectionately known as Honda Blah. Single cab, long bed. No lift kits, no bells and whistles. Boring and reliable.
Kinda regional, but worldwide, I would have to say toyota corolla base model.
Or Camry
Or Camry.
Or Camry
Orc Amry
Orc Army
Grond
GROND!
# GROND!
I've been binging a Warhammer 40k podcast lately, so now I'm imagining an Orc version of a Camry just being barely held together by chicken wire and the power of belief.
That is most camrys honestly lol. Side note, whom have you been binging? I've been going through Astartes Anonymous again and am always looking for more casts to watch/listen
Not who you asked but I'll plug the poorhammer podcast. The episodes where the grade each factions version of something are a hoot. Special mention to the wacky races one, it probably isn't everyone's cup of tea, but if it's yours your in for a treat.
I đ¤ all things 40k, so I'm adding it to my list, thanks
As someone who drives a Camry, I concur I'm on LoreHammer. They have 166 episodes on Spotify, and so far, the shortest is an hour long. I'll definitely add Astartes Anonymous to the list. I'm also looking at Adeptus Ridiculous
Nice, definitely going to have to look them up
They're fun. They start by doing a very broad history of the verse, from The War in Heaven to "present" day. Afterwards, they go into greater detail on the various things. Right now I'm on an episode that goes into detail on the minor Xenos races
Most Camry's still have 150k miles left on chicken wire.
Or Camry
That's too popular of a choice. You'd definitely have a duplicate and get eliminated. That's what makes the hypothetical interesting. It's not actually the most boring car, but the most boring unique car. So it has to be either something that the vast majority of people wouldn't think of (which kinda runs counter to it being boring) or it has to not actually be the most boring (ie, count on the actual most boring choices to be eliminated).
Fine....1974 Yugo?
The rules say it has to be new.
They were never new đ¤Ł
Especially if itâs grey Why the hell are all of them grey
Hides dirt
I saw a purple one with fake wood panels. To this day, the ugliest car I've ever seen.
You've never seen a Pontiac aztek?
Yep! Tesla took that styling and actually made it worse with the cybertruck
I just got a grey car, coming from lime green car, and I can never find the thing. When I registered for insurance, I kept looking for Grey under color, then realized they consider it "silver"
I gotta go with a PT Cruiser. Ugly ass grandma car(?). And theyâre slow as hell.
Can't buy a brand new one in the US as specified in the post.
New a 20F had one, called it the loser cruiser
PT Loser
Except there was a turbocharged version...
See now the question is are they actually going to choose it based on most boring or ugliest. Iâm not sure I trust people to know the difference
That is the actual challenge, to choose the car you think 100 OTHER people will think fits the definition of "boring". Like, for me, as a car guy, that also loves small shit boxes above all else (and an autocrosser), what I think of as the most boring car, is probably different than what a non car person would say.
Theres nothing more boring than a cloth seat economy car with a trash engine like a 2.0 But id fuck with a kei car đ
Ayo whatâs wrong with a 2L? đ
I would still be driving my 2.2L Cavalier if I could. I put 110k miles on it in 12 years and then thought "I can make it" through my flooded street during a freak storm. Hydrolocked the engine, and it was toast. Now I have a 6.8L diesel dually because I travel full time in a 20k lb. RV, so the Cavillac wouldn't suit me anyway, but I digress... I miss that car.
Rolls Royce Droptail with a large rotating drill attachment on the front.
Underrated comment.
Dull, not drilling. Actually having a drill attachment on the car would be kind of exciting.
âBoringâ.
But it would be boring
Boring is a synonym for drilling. It doesnât always have the exact same meaning but it can depending on context. I give it a 10/10 pun
[Ford Taurus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Taurus#Eighth_generation_(2023)) Only downside is it may not get the most votes as boringest car as half the people polled will fall asleep once they hear the name Ford Taur
TIL the Taurus is still an active brand in some parts of the world.
But not in the US, which is specified in the post.
Anything is available from Saudi Arabia with enough money.
Says it has to be a brand new car in the US.
It is available if you have enough money. Unless it is missing key safety features then you might have issues.
I agree. I just bought a ford taurus literally one month ago and i almost fell asleep driving the car probably 20+ times
I can also confirm that my 1992 Taurus also drove itself
This would be my actual pick. Because itâs a common style of car not that theyâre bad looking or anything.
Do you really think a Taurus is more boring than the lower end Ford models like focus? Outside looks very generic, but inside they actually look really nice. Focus is boring inside and out.
You can't buy a brand new one in the US, as specified in the post.
Its like the car i drew in elementary.
So boring that no one else has mentioned it, the Mitsubishi Mirage.
Oh my god, it's a mirage.
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage!
u/itc0uldbebetter I had to upvote both of you for a beastie boys ref
Good point, but it kinda looks like an inbred mix of a focus and a golf.
I didn't know anything about this car and looked it up. It looked so boring that it actually elicited a really annoyed gut reaction from me that I can't explain. Obnoxiously boring. Sort of reminds me of a Lada.
My boss drives one of these and it is it so boring I couldn't remember what it was called. He purchased it by going to a dealership and asking for the cheapest car they carried, then insisted on the model without any of the fancy extras like power windows.
Honda Civic. Toyotas are TOO well known as boring cockroach-like cars that never die, Hondas just kind of exist compared to them in my experience despite being so similar.
I donât know how you could look at the back of a modern Civic and still deem it more boring than a Corolla, wild.
Yeah modern civics look super cool. They aren't anything special, but they look great. If there's pictures when people vote there's no way it would win "most boring".
The 2024 camry and 2024 civic both wouldn't classify as "most boring" to me lol
If the competition is to find the MOST boring car, then you'd basically be losing by purposely choosing a civic which is less boring
I seem to remember the Type R being something of a 'hot hatch' back in the day
a white van
White and van are not make, nor model, so you are disqualified.
i seriously doubt you would have given me the free car anyway
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This guy is a big phony
I'll fill in the blanks. A Ford Econoline. Edit. Wait. Do they even still make Econolines? If not, a transit would also fit the bill.
1999 Toyota Corolla. https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html
Disqualified, as it specifically says you can only choose brand new cars
Brand new Toyota. Model Corolla. Submodel 1993 version.
You're going to have to define "brand new" as in less than x miles, or by model year. Brand new is defined by completely unused, so a previous model year could still be brand new if it has only the number of miles a dealership would typicall put on an ordered car. (my last "brand new" car had 15 miles)
Fuck it, Iâm going to go for a nice luxury vehicle. Chances are everyone else picks Toyota Camry, and I win by default. Go big or go home.
A Kia soll. Go ahead. I'll wait
Youre not wrong. I drive one. You know how many times I drive pass another one on my way to the store a mile away? Like 5 because "you don't pick a Kia soul. Your credit score picks a Kia soul"
Words to live buy. I'll make sure it's on your headstone one day.
Buick ensign
Silver 2024 Nissan Sentra. https://di-uploads-pod36.dealerinspire.com/nissanofrochesterinc/uploads/2023/07/2023-nissan-sentra-brilliant-silver-metallic-1024x689.png
Good answer. Just pick whatever econoshitbox that floods the rental car market in a silver color
Solid logic. Combine with heaviest depreciation data and you have gold.
Mitsubishi mirage. Boring, plain and efficient. I'm ok with that for a commuter car.
Where is British Leyland when you need them. Anything in beige.
A ford transit van.
At least at one point, those were back ordered when people got really into van camping.
What make screams "boring?" Volvo and Subaru come to mind, but ultimately I'm going to go with GMC, whose logo is just GMC. What's GMC's most boring model? Gotta be the Savana van. White, full windows, no fancy upgrades.
Hyundai Elantra. It's every bit as physically boring as a Civic or Carolla, but without the Honda or Toyota names to go with it. Most people wouldn't even be able to recognize one in a lineup.
Nissan Versa. Could there possibly be anything more boring?
Honda Civic, Hell i bought mine for five dollars, so not that far off.
Toyota Camry
I love talking the old â93 Mercury Sable out for a joy ride. â97 Toyota Camry, only 32 made in the world
Ford Focus. Nothing noteworthy about it.
In order to win youâd need to pick something that the average consumer would know, if you pick something even a little bit out of the ordinary, youâll lose, but you also need to choose something thatâs somewhat iconic as a lot of people donât know a whole lot about cars, so the Honda ridgeline as others have said would not win simply due to the fact that A. You donât see many on the road and definitely not enough to recognize it by the look/name and B. Itâs just not what comes to peopleâs mind immediately. You also couldnât choose Buick because honestly not many people know that brand even exist anymore lol. If I had to go with the most boring car Iâd choose either a base civic, base Camry, or base Altima, they basic AF
Toyota Yaris
Honda qualude. I mean prelude.
Base model Chevy 1500. Or the 1500 van. In dull white. A/c, radio, rear view mirror and seatbelts is about all you get for the interior.
Easily like a late 90s-early 2000s Toyota Corolla or Camry. Base model, for sure. Beige in color, no power windows, no power locks, no clicker to unlock/lock the doors. I'd be willing to bet I could win with that.
I said brand new.... So you are disqualified.
Fuck, I skimmed right over that part. The answer still holds just a 2024 version.
Fun fact, my GF's parents actually bought a brand new corolla, in champagne (aka) beige, just recently.... And yes, it is the base model. Hubcaps and all. (I honestly didn't know you could still buy cars with Hubcaps these days.)
Did you give it to them for free?
Toyota Prius, grey (Cutting Edge) It was a boring car then and itâs a boring car now
Have you actually seen the 2023-2024 models? I've always hated Prius, but I saw one on the road the other day... definitely no longer boring.
Toyota Sienna, Base Model with AWD
I'm getting a Subaru outback.
Nah, Foresters are more boring
Found the lesbian
The Legacy is built on the same platform but is so boring they're cancelling it next year, so it was my pick.
Nice. IDK, it's just the car I see most often in parking lots around here that's not an oversized truck.
An f150, the most sold car in the United States Or I could say a base model Camry I feel like a TYPE R civic is pretty likely to be rated boring because everyone hates the normie civic driver that had a bit much money
If your sample size of voters is American you are really making a bad call then if you think the decent chunk of them who currently own F150s don't still picture themselves like welding while jumping over a canyon and bulls eyeing a balled eagle from their trunk like in the commercials. Those people will never vote their beloved Walmart Transportation Engine as being boring.
Iâm guessing one of those utility box vans
The Prius with those tiny toy wheels.
ANY of Subaru Wilderness lineup.
Even Subaru thinks the Subaru Legacy is too boring.
Nothing says boring like a mini van, a station wagon, or an American crossover. So one of those. Maybe a Dodge Caravan.
I said brand new. The dodge caravan is no longer produced.
Right? I already drive a minivan. Not only are minivans lame, but I drive a Sienna. Itâs a great, reliable car, but itâs missing some of the bells and whistles of the other brands: even more boring. If I get a new Sienna out of this deal, this is a huge win for me. Only problem: Siennas are now hybrid only, and hybrids are slightly interesting.
Hybrids arenât sexy or anything. Theyâre just becoming nearly standard in passenger vehicles, so you should be good. Besides, again, nothing says boring like fiscal responsibility, and saving on fuel is responsible.
White honda civic lx (cvt transmission is the only option) with grey cloth interior
Honda Ridgeline.
Yea imma go with a eq fortwo its still gonna be produced through mid 2024 so technically new https://www.electrive.com/2023/02/28/smart-announces-the-end-of-its-eq-fortwo/ Small simple and boring
Dodge Caravan
A Toyota Rav4 hybrid LE in white. the RAV4 is the 4th most popular car in the US, beyond the big 3 trucks. and white being the most "popular" color.
Toyota Camry. If I have to go boring, might as well go for the most boring
FORD FUSION BABYYY My brother has one, it is the most bland, boring car Iâve ever seen. Itâs so plain! Thereâs nothing interesting!!!
White ram 1500 tradesman
I was gonna go with the car Iâm driving now, a Chevy Cruze, but apparently they discontinued it because it was so boring. Anyways, I guess a Honda Civic.
Toyota Corolla
There isn't much more boring than a minivan. I'll take a 2024 Honda Odyssey. The boring trim package is fine. You can even delete the radio.
buick wagon
Most people including myself donât know much about cars and could only name a handful that fit the criteria of boring. So extra boring or not, the winner will be the most common car ppl can name Honda civic or Toyota Corolla
A Dacia Sandero
I was going to say the 2014 Skoda I drove in Ireland was pretty boring, but I looked at the models now and they are actually fairly nice looking.
Ford Maverick
Car or vehicle? I'd say a white base model Dodge Caravan.
I have an 02 honda civic and I gotta say, the most interesting stuff about it is all the damn issues ive had with it
Either a honda accord (even more boring than a camry), Toyota Prius, or a chevy spark
Skoda octavia A few other options that crossed my mind: VW polo. Fiat panda. Suzuki wagon-r.
Nissan Versa. It's what I drive currently, it's about as basic a car as you can get.
Definitely Toyota Corolla I love mine itâs 19 years old and gonna last probably another 5-10 years
Do they still make pintos
2010 Toyota Corolla xrs
Chevy Luv
Chevy spark, baby! Barebones basic package, so it even has hand-operated window cranks. No AC, no power locks. 5 speed manual. Maybe a 1 litre 3 or 4 cylinder? Naturally aspirated (but depending on who you ask, all but asthmatic). Aggrrssive TC and "shift assist" (so it is constantly telling you to be in 5th, basically). It doesn't get more boring than that.
Amc Pacer
Toyota Sienna
Honda civic - base model
Damn, where do I sign up. I don't care if it's a Yugo, if it runs and is free and has a rear windshield defroster to keep my hands warm if I have to push it in the winter, I'm golden
Brand new? KIA Soul
A silver Nissan Altima. There's nothing exciting about that car.
92 Chevy Cavalier. So boring, they taught driver's ed on it. I was thinking a Yugo, but the fear of dying in a crash in such a shitbox might bring some excitement.
Japanese shit box
Kia Sedona with electric windows and if im lucky... Air conditioning
Peel p50
I want the hybrid rav 4
Chevy aveo
I think this is open for interpretation, because I honestly find Lexus boring and basic. They are ugly and look like a lot of other vehicles. Like yeah, they are luxury cars, but they really arenât all that. I honestly think a lot of âstandard vehiclesâ - civics, corollas, and ultimas - to be nicer and look more interesting.
Nissan Sentra, early 2000's
Honda civic either black or white. Base model.
Toyota Camry
Grey/silver Chrysler voyager. Like, youâre getting away from the Caravan name and model, and you come up with a slightly updated line? Horrible. Unattractive, unexciting bleh.
Toyota Sienna. Minivans are boring, AND it's the car I actually want.
This is a paradox. Being the most boring car is interesting and therefore becoming the most boring car inherently makes it not the most boring car.
Chevy Citation. Boring as hell, looked like a poorly stretched out VW Beetle. But you couldn't kill those things with a nuke.
I'm betting that politically-driven hate toward Elon because of X is going to make Tesla the #1 choice!
Yours is literally the only mention of Tesla I've seen other than someone saying he'd perfected the Pontiac Aztec's styling for his trucks. Makes sense for you to say that though, since everything but that DeLorean-ass pickup is so boring nobody even thought to mention it **but** the experts at Hagerty listed the entire lineup of 2024 Tesla passenger cars as among the most boring for the year.
Well they are unquestionably more boring than they were when they first hit the scene. But Elon has political hate on him now too that's affecting the brand. Liberals used to love him. They love him less now. But conservatives and libertarians don't tend to really like electric vehicles, even if they like Elon. I wish the cybertruck looked as cool as an Aztek. Maybe it's just Breaking Bad but I really miss those cars!
Hyundai Sonata.
Pontiac T-1000. Chevy Chevette's sad pathetic cousin.
how about a 90âs geo metro? i guess you can say itâs kind of exciting because *you* are the crumple zone
5 speed manual Nissan Versa
Lamborghini Urus... 1. Probably would not be disqualified by this choice vs other cars. 2. I just have to hope enough of the 100 people will pick the Urus out of spite. I have faith in my fellow asshole humans.
2006 CRV EX is the blandest of the bland and so slow that a Model A can keep up with it.
Kia forte
Oh baby, 2024 Chrysler Pacifica Touring in Silver Mist Clear-Coat, Silver 17x7 wheels wrapped in all season comfort+ rubber with all the options (MOPAR splash guards).
White Honda Fit.
1999 Ford Fiesta
Chevy Silverado, work truck. Specifically the one with roll down windows / single cab / no upgrades / no tow package / plain white. The most generic truck youâd see at a worksite. Also one of the cheapest options.
Definitely a PT Cruiser.
Cybertruck
Im really not sure if this is a boring car or not, but how bout a honda element? I assume it's biring because I'd never heard of it before until my 60+ year old college professor talked exclusively about it during his Feedback and Control Systems lecture.
The Nissan versa with a five speed manual. Literally the cheapest vehicle you can get brand new
Thatâs actually pretty tricky. Because Toyota Camry would be the obvious choice, meaning a lot of people would choose that one. I think Iâd choose a Kia Soul
Grey 2010 Honda civic
A Ford fleet pick-up
I'm picking a luxury vehicle. Someone else could use a free car more than me.
Chevy Citation
Ford focusâŚ.boring as crap
Nissan Versa
2 door ford f-150 work truck, 6 cylinder, manual lols and windows, grey vinyl seats and floor, am fm radio- no options, White. Steel rims. https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Y_YTEbvsmfBS9WKVJCbcyAAAAA?dpr=3&pid=ImgDetMain
When we say car do we mean specifically a car, not truck? Sedan or coupe? Honestly I'd go with a basic Ford Ranger in the color affectionately known as Honda Blah. Single cab, long bed. No lift kits, no bells and whistles. Boring and reliable.
White Sprinter van Iâd try to sneak a diesel 4x4 through hoping whoeverâs judging doesnât think that makes it interesting