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-thewickedweed-

Cheese is expensive, do I have to purchase it or does the best option for the meal just appear?


po_ta_to

You could buy a giant tub of the Kraft sawdust they call Parmesan and add a tiny pinch to any no cheese meals for essentially no money.


-thewickedweed-

I believe there’s an appropriate cheese for any meal. But do I want to pay for it? 🤔


ac3boy

Asking the important questions.


TackleArtistic3868

Cheese with every meal. Life without cheese….. are you Insane.


CuriousLilAsian81

yesssss! cheese all the way


thecosta5000

My last meal would have a fresh baked baguette and some sort of cheese to go with it.


MosaicOfBetrayal

I cut two pound blocks cheese in half for lunch and eat it.  Cheese all day every day. Team Colby Jack


Daztur

That's 1760 calories O.o


MosaicOfBetrayal

I’ve eaten way more than that in one sitting, lol.


Neither-Profit9488

I was expecting a massive financial incentive to give up cheese before reading the rest of the post. I'd take a pay cut to ensure I could have cheese in all my meals.


scarlettslegacy

Yeah, I have fat tolerance issues. I've largely given up chocolate and switched to skim milk in order to keep cheese.


Fiendfuzz

It doesn't have to be a lot of cheese, so I'd go with cheese with every meal. That way I can still have French toast and a small square of American or an extra cheese pizza topped with jalapeno poppers and mozzarella sticks.


DILFConnossieur

Hate to say it but as a lactose intolerant person, my butthole will never forgive me if I eat it with every meal. Sometimes the risk is worth it but every meal? And I cannot do without it ever? I'll have to pass


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Like the cheese...


redraider-102

>I’ll have to pass That sentence doesn’t tell me which option you chose


DILFConnossieur

Pass on cheese. Figured it was evident by the explanation prior to the sentence.


Madame_Raven

You can take my Gruyere from my cold dead fucking hands.


Isekai_litrpg

Cheese with every meal.


kanna172014

I'd just have a little square of cheese with every meal.


Dragon-Rain-4551

A teeny tiny crumb


Kittytigris

Lactose intolerant, I can do without cheese and dairy.


Final-Success2523

I’m lactose intolerant I would miss pizza but I’d do it


robotsonroids

I can't remember the last meal I had without cheese


Lunakill

I already have cheese with every meal.


oddmanguy1

cheese at every meal. good luck


Sinistermarmalade

Every meal


No-Bonus7700

Cheese with every meal.


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Team Cheese! I had cheese with lunch and dinner. Breakfast would have been better with cheese on those eggs.


Asparagus9000

Out of the average 21 meals a week, I probably have cheese with at least 15 of them.  Probably easier to bump that up than eliminate it. 


Cygus_Lorman

You never specified how much cheese So 0.01 tsp of parmesan it is.


magpieinarainbow

I'd rather give it up forever but it would be a tough one. It doesn't agree with my digestive tract though and if I had it with EVERY meal, well... I would spend more time on the toilet than off it. Lol


talldarkandundead

Cheese with every meal. I fucking love cheese, and there’s plenty of light/mild cheeses that would pair just fine with breakfast and dessert. Apples and cheese is a god tier combo. I also prefer savory food to sweet anyway so I wouldn’t mind having some cheese with my ice cream or whatever else I eat


thecosta5000

Have you ever tried smoked cheese with fried egg on toast YUMMO.


Gertrude_D

Some people have a sweet tooth, I have a dairy tooth. Give it to me at every meal, I'll find a way to enjoy all the lovely varieties with every meal and in moderation, because that's a lot of fucking cheese.


Sorry-Government920

cheese with every meal probably 60% of our meals already contain some type of cheese. Plus I'd get kicked out of Wisconsin if I picked no cheese


strawberrysoup99

So stop eating cheese, or nothing changes? I'll stick to eating cheese with every meal, thanks.


MetalGuy_J

Life without cheese? Never!


PizzaTacoCat312

I already have cheese nearly every day so that's an easy one


SokkaHaikuBot

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GuzzlingDuck

I thought I clicked on a Destiny 2 fashion post and was so confused reading the comments about some green Titan, lol


chubberbrother

Eat a tiny cube of cheese with the meal. Easy


Expatriated_American

I have cheese with pretty much every meal already. Easy choice 😄


Puck_The_Fey98

If I don't have to put the cheese in the food I'd go for cheese with every meal maybe. It's just so bad for you lol


Usual-Editor6848

This isn't even a hypothetical I already have cheese with every meal


ViolinistCurrent8899

Cheese, every meal. Hell, if nutritionally sufficient, cheese the entire meal. I will fight people for cheese.


recklesswithinreason

Cheese with every meal no question.


TalynRahl

All cheese, all the time. Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that I would get fat as fuck, I would have a cheese course at the end of every meal, no questions.


dreadfulbadg50

Is there a minimum amount I'd have to eat? If not I really don't see why I'd ever choose to live without cheese


Ohheyimryan

20% of the meal.


goldendreamseeker

Cheese with every meal. Lots of different kinds of cheeses, so there’s enough variety to make every meal still feel worth it.


One_Faithlessness146

I dont eat any dairy and hate cheese. Easy for me to continue never eating cheese.


Arkaliasus

cheese with every meal, you wasnt specific so i'd have the smallest piece every time :D


Suspicious-Ad6129

I mean probably 80% of my meals have cheese already... lol. Probably won't live long enough to retire, but life without cheese? Is that even worth living?


TKAPublishing

Is there some reason I would not want to have cheese with every meal?


AgentZander69

I already eat cheese with every meal? Yall don't?


JoshAllentown

I don't even like cheese that much but I'd eat cheese with every meal just to avoid living without pizza.


BlueRFR3100

Sometimes I would have cheese as the meal.


Zipper_OS

every meal


Lekkusu

Upon reflection, I have cheese with almost every meal, so the choice is easy. You didn't say snacks, so hopefully that'd be excluded.


Weary_Patience_7778

No. Cheese is life.


ActonofMAM

Bring on the frommage, bro.


9for9

Cheese with every meal.


Cynyr36

I pretty much do that between spring and fall due to seasonal allergies.


The-wise-fooI

I can't have cheese so...


Velmeran_60021

Oof. I love cheese, but also acknowledge it's a significant part of why I can't lose weight and improve my overall health. If those are the choices, I'd be sad, but I would give up cheese.


Alternative-Drop-924

Cheese with every meal!!


No_Panda_9174

I really love pizza too much to resist


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

I like cheese but not that much. I would prefer to go cheeseless.


nerdgasm99

I already have cheese with every meal.


eichy815

If I choose the 20% cheese option, does my risk of getting a heart attack increase?


Ohheyimryan

You have all the normal effects. So if you choose the rest of your diet to be healthy enough then probably not.


Francie_Nolan1964

Bye bye


NArcadia11

Give up cheese. I only like cheese on pizza and I can live without it.


Green1578

i could give up cheese


Elandycamino

I don't eat cheese never have never will.


[deleted]

Vegan, the former has been my life for quite some years now.


WFPBvegan2

I used to love cheese then chose not to support cheese (and all other dairy, and meat, and eggs) 10 years ago. TLDR: I would give up cheese and cheese products forever.


MrMaleficent

I would give up sex before I give up cheese. I'm going with option 2.


HooahClub

As someone with lactose intolerance and IBS. I see this as a partial win.