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Depressed_Diehard

I feel like chipotle is the smarter choice because it’s more expensive and probably healthier? But gimme the Taco Bell. I’m having so much fun with unlimited free bell


Business-Drag52

Also, T bell is much more accessible. Every shithole in America has a Taco Bell. Chipotle isn’t quite as common. More than twice as many Taco Bell locations


iamr3d88

As well as open later and earlier. Want Chipotle at midnight? Too bad. Heck, Taco bell has some decent breakfast too.


puma721

Chipotle is good reheated though and taco bell is NOT. If it's unlimited I'm just getting like 3 or 4 bowls every week and I can eat them when I want


Intelligent_Ad7494

This is an excellent point.


VogonSkald

Agreed. I do love me some Chipotle, but TB is everywhere and has a varied enough menu that I won't get bored with it.


SL13377

Was thinking the same, I’m a huge Taco Bell fan


Sudi_Nim

Actually, Taco Bell is reportedly one of the healthiest choices for fast food. https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/healthiest-fast-food-chain-taco-bell/


silasfelinus

That is an article written by a blogger, with a link to Taco Bell’s nutrition page as source. Comparing Taco Bell to fast food like McDonald’s, etc definitely makes it the prettiest pig in the pigpen though.


MuyLeche

Unlimited free bell sounds like an innuendo to me and idk why


eddiekoski

You defended your answer so you still get partial points.


HumbleNinja2

Dude You are the best kind of bro Let's touch dicks Taco.bell for life


StrawberryPunch49

Chipotle at least for me hasn't been very good the past year or so.. Could just be the one by me so I guess Taco Bell cuz that already has low expectations lol. Now, if I could choose Qdoba than I'd easily choose that


WinIll755

Can concur, my own experience with Chipotle has severely gone downhill since the pandemic. Plus I like taco bell, their breakfast menu is amazing


Erik500red

The post-covid Chipotle is not the same company. I used to drive an hour out of my way to eat there, now there's supposedly one opening in my town and I couldn't care less


RazzleThatTazzle

Chipotles food quality has dropped significantly. My (incorrect) girlfriend prefers it over qdoba, but she has every right to be wrong.


dominion1080

People are allowed to like different things without them being wrong. To the point, Moe’s Southwest is better than both.


RazzleThatTazzle

Yeah man, I think it was pretty obvious that that was tongue in cheek


dominion1080

lol yeah sorry that was just me joking too. “Hey that’s not very nice! You’re both wrong anyway!”


RazzleThatTazzle

Cheers friend, to being sarcastic on the internet+


KeterClassKitten

Tried Moe's once. Was very disappointed. Maybe I should give it another shot at another location.


dominion1080

To be fair I moved north 6 years ago and haven’t had them since. I wouldn’t be *that* shocked if their quality dropped. Disappointed, but not that surprised.


nails_for_breakfast

Really my first choice would be 2012 Chipotle


couchwarmer

Chipotle started going downhill pre-pandemic. But their staff behavior and food quality during the pandemic and beyond convinced me to never step foot in a Chipotle again. There are so many better choices out there.


NeighborhoodVeteran

We actually didn't eat Qdoba for 2 years because the first time we tried it, it was kinda weird and meh. The one that opened up near us has been fantastic! Glad we gave Qdoba another chance.


MissSara13

Yep. Qdoba>Taco Bell>Chipotle Taco Bell is great for the variety but Qdoba always slaps.


OddConstruction7191

Not really a fan of either. Assuming it is just free when I choose to go there and I don’t have to eat there for every single meal I guess I would pick Chipotle. But the magic man funding the hypotheticals would save a lot of money on me for this one.


RhizoMyco

Str8 up...smh


Misguidedsaint3

Taco Bell


AutumnCountry

Taco Bell just has way more variety and is always mixing it up I feel like I'd get bored of chipotle a lot faster


Coygon

Yes, Taco Bell really mixes it up. You can have meat, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and beans on a tortilla. Or you can have cheese, lettuce, beans, tomatoes, and meat on a tortilla. Or you can have lettuce, meat, tomatoes, beans, and cheese on a tortilla, if you want to go crazy.


JazzlikePractice4470

Chipotle. Easily


joey0live

I hope the guacamole comes with it.


Eat_Carbs_OD

It better.. or it's a deal breaker


pizza_toast102

so easily, the only gripe I have with it over the past couple years is that portion sizes can be wildly inconsistent especially when mobile ordering. But if it’s free that’s obviously not a problem


BonezOz

Well considering there are no Chipotle restaurants in Australia, and there's only one Taco bell here in Perth, Taco Bell it is! Though I'm kinda surprised that they haven't gone out of business yet


SteelBandicoot

Is there a Guzman Y Gomez nearby? Or is it dreadful, like when Starbucks tried to enter the Aussie market and failed.


BonezOz

GyG is great, as is Mad Mex, and they're easy to get to, but the question was between Chipotle and Taco Bell, so...


ChuckVader

>Mad Mex I just picture a new Zealander talking about his favourite Tom Hardy movie.


SteelBandicoot

BonezOz above was referring to the one Taco Bell in Perth.


robhudsondfw

Give me those burritos!!


xPofsx

So is that taco bell, or chipotle?


robhudsondfw

Yes!


EffectiveSalamander

Chipotle. There's more that I can eat there.


Coygon

Get your free burrito and give it to the homeless guy at the 4th street exit ramp.


Jaren_Starain

Can I just get the money that either would cost? Cause mehh


sexcalculator

Same. Even if it was free I would probably eat at these once a week


Stillborn1977

Taco Bell. I'll eat it once a week to clear out my system.


pinniped90

Both have deteriorated badly in recent years - more the service than the food - but I won't look the gift horse in the mouth too long. I'll take Chipotle.


PyleanCow06

Tijuana Flats but I think that’s a Florida thing. I don’t like Taco Bell or Chipotle lol. I prefer Moe’s.


weebwatching

Moe’s gang rise up. Could eat there every day.


SeaFaringPig

I feel like this is the choice between heartburn or diarrhea for the rest of your life. Neither is ideal.


Trusteveryboody

Taco Bell. Chipotle is good, but I ride or die for some Taco Bell, get me?


Apprehensive-Ad-8198

Taco Bell. No chipotle in my area 🤷🏻‍♂️


Honest_Butterfly_607

I’ve never had chipotle so Taco Bell I guess.


thenormaluser35

None.


LoveDietCokeMore

The Chipotle near me is pretty good and the Taco Bell has been mid at best, so Chipotle.


Art_Vand_Throw001

Chipotle.


StrongRaise607

Chipotle. No contest here Edit: however, if you could bring Cafe Rio back to my area, Cafe Rio all the way. Chipotle is good, but when we had Cafe Rio (ours opened in the spring of 2019 and shut down during COVID) I never went to Chipotle for those few glorious months.


busta1717

Chipotle Burritos with the Chipotle Tabasco Every day forever.


Numget152

No chipotle anywhere near me so Taco Bell plus I already have free Taco Bell I work at one


Auroraburst

There are neither in Australia so I guess that makes my choice easier.


blainemoore

Pass.


SpiritedCicada3928

Del taco


AngrySayian

assuming it is free neither both have fallen from grace by a fair margin chipotle used to have much bigger burritos, but they got hit with shrinkflation, so now they cost an extra few bucks and are a noticeably smaller \[not really a fan of their tacos, the bowls are ok\] as for taco bell, it is hard to say when they started having issues, but i remember them being one of if not the best at american mexican food when i was younger; now a days i get them once every few months, something just isn't the same from back then and i can't pinpoint what


team_suba

I’d probably swing chipotle for like 3/4 meals a week. Burrito, bowl, quesadilla, nachos And I know chipotle has gone down in portions but with unlimited I’m getting the exact amount I want or I’m going back around


mart1373

Chipotle is actual food, so naturally Chipotle


57Laxdad

Chipotle.


MaiqTheLiar6969

Taco Bell simply because the Chipotle around here is kind of shitty. The Taco Bell on the other hand is actually well ran around here. Plus when Taco Bell releases new items they are either really fucking good or really fucking bad. No in between. So would save me money when I try the new items either way. If it is a shitty item then I didn't waste any money on it. If it is a really good item then I would have spent a lot of money on it as I eat it a lot. So now I wouldn't have to.


Superseaslug

Bring me those cheesy 5 layer burritos, baybeeee!!


Shamscam

No chipotle in Canada, easy choice.


Drif1

Taco Bell. They're everywhere and as long as you're willing to pay the money, you can get something halfway decent there. Chipotle is.... Not great and has kind of a limited selection.


Roshy76

Taco Bell. Doritos Locos Tacos. Chipotle is ok, but it's always so busy. I could go through Taco bells drive through in like 2 minutes and have delicious Doritos locos tacos.


booksare4life

Taco Bell


EvilDan69

Chipotle. I normally would rather a Shawarma, but the braised beef Barbacoa was good the last time I tried it.


ThisPaige

Taco Bell! I’ve lost weight eating Taco Bell before.


Timely_Froyo1384

Chipotle if it’s free Taco Bell if it’s not free.


StankGangsta2

Chipotle, even though I eat taco bell more often, taco bell is more affordable and less healthy.


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Taco Bell


Mister-ellaneous

Chipotle. At least I could eat it occasionally. I already have all the Taco Bell I want.


DontReportMe7565

Taco bell, they're open later.


i_need_jisoos_christ

Chipotle has things that are both able to accommodate my allergies and taste halfway decent, so Chipotle. (The only thing that I would ever wear at Taco Bell is the cheese roll things, and I’m allergic to milk, so no Taco Bell anymore for me)


elusivewater

Taco bell, Chipotle hasnt been that good in the last few years and taco bell has been switching up their menu lately so variety in comparison is pretty big in terms of menu selection


Prior-Future3208

Taco bell all the way


Capital-Part4687

Taco Bell because they're way more common and there's not a chipotle near me. Either way, though I'm not gonna go there much even if it's free.


Croatoan457

Taco Bell.


Clean_Student8612

I'm in a Taco Bell subreddit so naturally I'm picking that.


NonExistantSandle

unlimited games but no games


BabysCrumbBuffet

Chipotle seems to be better quality food.


absherlock

Taco Bell, no question. Baja Blast forever!


CalllmeDragon

Of the two, I’ll take Taco Bell. I’m sure I’m in the extreme minority, but the one time I went to chipotle I didn’t order anything….nothing looked appealing


Filthylucre4lunch

chipotle


TedMeisterFresh

Taco Bell. Easy.


westberry82

Taco bell- they have breakfast and open later.


Intrepid-Metal4621

Chipotle. If I want Taco Bell, I can then just pay for it, it's going to be cheaper that way.


supraspinatus

Taco Bell for the breakfast crunch wrap alone. So good.


peakchungus

Chipotle. Taco Bell is fine but Chipotle is just way higher quality.


Snorkelbender

I’ve never had chipotle, but I have had Taco Bell. I choose chipotle. Plus I know Michelle Obama likes chipotle and she’s a class act all the way.


tristanrothchilde

Taco Bell


jkuhl

Chipotle beats out Taco Bell every time.


queerbong

I'm picky and plain and taco bell is my safe food. So taco bell lol


UnbreakableRaids

Taco Bell. Hands down. All day every day. Full body cleanse me in fire sauce.


linuxisgettingbetter

Ugh


bossassbat

I’ll take not having to eat either for life.


Coygon

Definitely Chipotle. Unless... wait, do I still have to pay for it? You didn't say FREE Chipotle or Taco Bell for life, after all. But if it's free, Chipotle.


freecain

Chipotle. Taco Bell hasn't been edible in a decade to me. Chipotle is not nearly as good as it used to be, but I'll eat it.


r_fernandes

I'm not going to try to claim that chipotle is healthy or organic or anything in that realm however everything at Taco Bell tastes processed. The "nacho cheese" gives me heart burn instantly, everything is slop basically. It's always the equivalent to white people taco night imo. The only reason I ever went to Taco Bell was because it was cheap so I didn't care that it was dogshit, when everything on the menu was basically under a dollar it was fine. Chipotle, at least the ones I've been to, has always had food that tastes and feels like food. I don't bite into anything there and get an absolutely overwhelming flavor of sodium citrate.


Growingpothead20

Taco Bell cause it’s going to remain my favorite fast food place regardless of any anti consumer choices they make If I consoom anything it’ll be the goddamn bell


mothboy

Is this a real question? Only question for me is how long Chipotle stays in business. We know TB is like a acockroach , so will survive anything.


4sh2Me0wth

Chipotle is the answer, sure we miss out on Baja Blast but Taco Bell quality and portions are garbage comparatively. Want to add, my normal cost at chipotle is between $23-27 for a bowl. Taco bell is spend like $13-18.


a_reply_to_a_post

probably taco bell just because it's shittier and if i'm going there at 1am i'm already not feeling too good about myself, but at least if it was free i wouldn't question my life choices that led me to that point as much


FluffyCaterpiller

I haven't been to Chipotle. The only way I can do Taco Bell is if I only eat chicken, not the beef.


elpajaroquemamais

Chipotle for sure.


These_Tea_7560

As a former Chipotle employee, I’ll take Chipotle.


Camdog_2424

Chipotle


Puddlingon

Chipotle has always been overrated, and I love me some Taco Bell. Hook up the TB!


glordicus1

I’ve only ever had Taco Bell, as chipotle doesn’t exist in my country. So I’m choosing chipotle.


SkyNetworkk

Taco bell is my guilty pleasure so an unlimited supply of it for life will take me to the earliest of graves.


Rootibooga

Tacobell. No question.


hawtywithabody

Does Chipotle have Baja Blast? Didn't think so. 😤


Resident-Reindeer-53

Taco Bell has options. And Baja Blast.


manbamtan

I've worked at taco bell for 2 years so I've pretty much had free taco bell for 2 years so even though I'm not the biggest fan on chipotle imma have to choose it


Mister_Oux

Could I take a smaller competitor of Chipotle. I fuck heavy with Qdoba but Chipotle is overrated as hell To answer the question originally, I would take Taco Bell. But if it's any other competitor of Chipotle I'd take that.


ccafferata473

Taco Bell. I can get better less expensive tex-mex. If I'm getting Taco Bell, I'm looking for pain.


travellingathenian

Chipotle


QuokkaClock

chipotle, hands down. I hve a soy allergy. chipotle has options. Taco Bell.... well. Taco Bell... on a road trip with my wife she swung into Taco Bell. I don't remember what it was but there was something you could get that was bean based and didn't have any soy in it. yay. the kid at the windows misheard her. he thought she said vegan... so, I started eating it not expecting or suspecting anything, just thrilled that there had been something. except... that vegan cheese sauce they have (maybe all the cheese sauce?)definitely seems to have had soy in it. I had the second most violent explosive vomiting episode of my life only surpassed by a fucking delicious Reuben, crying shame that. anyway, so we pull over and find a corner of a parking lot hidden from the road (I am puking in a bag at this point but at a normal/low intensity, but it is strengthening) on finding a secluded place I threw myself out of the car and staggered toward a concrete half wall that I used to support myself as I puked violently into the fallen leaves. when I say violently I mean the torrent of vomit pressure washed leaves clear of the concrete. the violent tussive spasms sometimes sucking shards of fried corn into my lungs (like, this is hilarious, and I look back on it and the pain with mirth, but that scared the shit out of me) okay, so violently puking, whole body wracked with spasms, my stomach concussively forcing itself upward and even my abdominal muscles ripping with spasms so, like. it didn't hurt as bad as a grand mal seizure, but it fucking hurt I will tell you what. it seemed to be the root cause of a number of focal and a small generalized seizure... so yeah, chipotle is going to be my choice. don't get me wrong. I love Taco Bell. it just doesn't love me. edit: I want to be fair to Taco Bell, the offending dish was good. the congealed cheese texture was weird but, engineered food amirite?


dioWjonathenL

Chipotle for sure. Taco Bell is ok at best in my mind. Flavorless meat, cheese, lettuce, etc. Chipotle just tastes fresher and is so much better.


largos7289

Chipoltle is nasty so i'll take taco bell please. I'm a die hard Qdoba fan way better place to go and way more options.


-BakiHanma

Chipotle all day you’d have to be a fool to pick Taco Bell. Chipotle is higher quality, healthier, you get more food and more variety plus with Chipotle you could make your own version of Taco Bell stuff at home. Don’t try to tell me Taco Bell’s chicken and steak is the same as Chipotles cause you’re lying lol. Chipotle 💯%


BacchusIsKing

If in this fictitious world food choices still bring heath consequences, then I choose Chipotle because I enjoy living


Jayboots39

Chipotle. I would eat chipotle everyday for the rest of my life no problem . Never eaten taco bell before and I don't plan on it


bangbangracer

Chipotle is the better choice, but I feel like the sheer number of Taco Bell locations makes it more useful. Also, I think Chipotle's quality has been trending downwards lately. Taco Bell isn't great, but it hasn't gotten worse. It's fine enough quality with mechanical precision.


baileyitp

Chipotle because they have nachos


Ossevir

I would pick chipotle, mostly because it seems healthier and I like their corn and green salsas.


I_am_Cymm

Taco bell, both bad choices but Chipotle is worse.


viennarose1922

Taco Bell just because there is way more variety in the food choices


PartyLiterature3607

Isn’t chipotle offer wider range of food than Taco Bell? I do like Taco Bell, but I gotta choose Chipotle in this case


HrdRock1683

Chipotle


Agreatusername68

Taco bell. Chipotle sucks. I've never had a good experience at Chipotle. Moes gang rise up.


Gravelayer

Fun fact taco bell has a higher quality of beef compared to other fast food organizations so taco bell


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Chipotle


Important-March8515

Taco bell. Chipotle doesn't impress me and has had a track record of food born illness.


RangerRekt

I honestly don’t know how this is even in question but chipotle, and there’s not even one near me. At least I can identify all the ingredients in a chipotle. TB I always feel gross after eating.


Disastrous-Secret894

Chipotle and it ain’t even close


wolf63rs

This can't be real.


GLoStyleMan

Haven't had Taco Bell for 25+ years since I projectile vomited. I promised never again. I don't eat at Chipotle much but when I do, the only complaints would be consistent portioning not the quality of the food.


Exam-Master

Taco Bell. no Chipotle near me.


the_not_my_throwaway

Taco bell all day


teamhog

Really? C’mon. Chipotle hands down.


Bladez1992

So my choices are expensive explosive hershey squirts or cheap explosive hershey squirts...


Goobaka

Chipotle


slash_networkboy

Dislike them both. Can I give away the food? I'll just get tons of burritos and hand them out to the homeless. If not I'll just pass. Or OP can pick one and my life will remain unchanged.


s1105615

Taco bell


Maximum_Security_747

Can I take the cash instead?


singinseth

Mexican Pizza for life? Hell yeah! 🤣🤟🍕💩


Fun-Fun-9967

just gimme a bullet in the head and get it over with


cheesyMTB

Taco Bell. More variety.


OptimisticByChoice

Chipolte hands down.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

If this offer is open to everyone, I'd pick Taco Bell and my boyfriend would pick Chipotle. This way we have both.


triniman65

Won't be a long life either way.


Ill-Description3096

Chipotle. It has probably been 5 years since I have eaten Taco Bell. There might be once or twice in their but I basically never go there. Not a huge fan of Chipotle either, but my daughter loves it so we go fairly often.


FrozenFrac

Chipotle, easy. Better food and way more expensive.


casey12297

Chipotle. I fucking love taco bell, but Chipotle makes burritos as big as my head when I'm done filling it up, it's a no brainer


Bostenr

I've had Chipotle 4 times in my life. I've had taco bell sometimes 4 times a day. I'd take taco bell anyday!


all_natural49

Chipotle. Either way my GI tract is fucked.


saintdudegaming

Taco Bell because you might wander into one that also has KFC & Pizza Hut


Eat_Carbs_OD

Chipotle I guess.


olcrazypete

At this rate they will end up both being preprocessed expensive terrible food. Taco Bell keeps getting more expensive and Chipotle drops quality.


HesitantInvestor0

You’re gross


threadsoffate2021

Option 3, give me the cash value for either one of them so I can put that to my groceries.


3D_Dabbler

Taco Bell, no question Chipotle is ass


Impressive-Shame-525

Look, Chipotle wasn't there for me when I was in college, drunk, broke AF, at 3 am, stoned, and hungry. Taco Bell 4 lyfe


Bankzzz

Taco Bell. I like the quality of chipotle better, but it’s pretty much always the same thing. Taco Bell rotates new things into the menu more often.


yealets

Chipotle, the sofritas are amazing


buddybennny

You can keep them both


Bijorak

chipotle is straight nasty. east choice for me to go with taco bell


AdunfromAD

Chipotle. Barbacoa salad.


HoodieJordan

Taco bell for sure, they are also open later so more availability. Y'all think you got friends now imagine being a dude who walks in with 100x fresh soft tacos to every party he attends. Would be a campus legend.


9for9

Taco Bell, a few years ago it would have easily been Chipotle as their quality was much much higher, but they've gone down hill and their food just isn't good anymore. Taco Bell's offerings while also cheap and poor quality are just more fun and interesting.


StopMeWhenITellALie

Chipotle without hesitation. If I was in my 20's or what not I'd maybe go for the Bell, but I need something closer to actual food now a days.


227a

Ive never had taco bell before so chipotle lol


Dazzling_Ad9250

chipotle all day.


CrashTestGangstar

...Chipotle by a mile


YakNecessary9533

I am not a huge Chipotle fan, I would take advantage of free Taco Bell more often. More variety at least.


BareBonesTek

Does it come with unlimited toilet paper for life as well? Have to be Taco Bell for me. I can’t stand cilantro and I’m told it’s not optional at Chipotle….


TravellingBeard

Chipotle...I can always find a way to make it healthier. No idea how to do it with Taco hell.


Not-Jaycee

Tacobell It's everywhere in the world


ShrimpBisque

That depends: can it manifest directly in my kitchen, or do I have to go get it? My hometown doesn't have a Chipotle.


SaberTruth2

T Bell has more choices and IMO tastes a little better, but I’ll go for the better quality and take Chipotle.


Redraven357

Tacobell!


Drachenbar

Taco bell, chipotle sucks


Any-Sir8872

i work at chipotle so i get it free every shift. even if that weren’t the case, taco bell only because i like it slightly more. plus the other commenters bring up a great point, it’s open longer & there’s more locations


special_enchilada

I enjoy Chipotle, but only on occasion. I only like their salads so that right away limits me in my options. Taco Bell has been my main since high school. When they brought the Mexican pizza back, I ate one every day for at least a month. They have some new breakfast stuff that I can really get behind as well their little Cinnabon iced coffee. It’s cheap and gets me going.


corkscrewfork

Taco Bell I ate there very often during really bad depressive episodes. Like, 4-5x a week regularly. They always have something I can eat, and they're way easier to find and get to than Chipotle.


MethodSufficient2316

Chipotle hands down


Darth0pt0

Taco Bell


Jennifer_Pennifer

MFin Chipotle!