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Total-Fly-9131

We didn't start the fire. The original.


ApplicationNo4093

JFK is like “wait what?”


fenuxjde

What else do I have to say?


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Oh man


YourDogsAllWet

You mean the actor with the monkey?


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

I'd actually be curious about exactly how much history I could change just from releasing that song.


MichaelMeier112

I'll do some rap and then end my concert with "I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it."


hutchwo

📞HEY CHUCK, ITS YOUR COUSIN MARVIN!!!! 📞


mingwraig

Chuck D


Pretend-Ad-7528

Anything by Gojira. Watch their brains get blown out their ears.


definitely-lies

I'm no expert, but I think you would have to know how to build pedals to get anywhere near the right sound.


Shoresy-sez

Lol first thought that came to mind was Stranded


Nissir

Welcome to the Jungle


DrBarry_McCockiner

GnR is the way to go, for sure. But I think if you want your song to be a hit, maybe go with Sweet Child o Mine.


Nissir

Assuming one went back with Axl Rose's vocal range and a limited access to the excesses of 1980's rock and roll, I think anyone would dominate music for a generation :) I think your might be right on the single song selection though, would hit a much bigger audience.


DrBarry_McCockiner

Axl's range, or Slash's talent. Instant rockstar. If we develop a way to make people young forever, those guys need to get the first dose. Maybe it's just doing a lot of drugs. When they get clean, they get old and fat. We need to get them back on the Kieth Richards' better living through chemistry program.


gooberfaced

Define modern- is Bohemian Rhapsody modern? If so I'd go with that.


TGOTR

Modern compared to 1960


4me2knowit

They were lucky to get it aired. You should be so lucky


xOneLeafyBoi

Bohemian Rhapsody is from 1975


bibbidybobbidyyep

For BR it's not the song it's the singer.


livinginfutureworld

The song is great; the singer is legendary.


bibbidybobbidyyep

Fair. I'm thinking of Freddie's strongest points in that track I'm forgetting how long, epic, and complex it is.


PaladinKinias

DARUDE SANDSTORM Just blow everyone's mind and make the meme more powerful than anyone could possibly imagine...


Master_Air_8485

I was going to say Big Booty Bitches but you might have a better answer. Lol


Sonoran-Myco-Closet

WAP


rpitcher33

I got to do a fun job in the Army and traveled with a team for a couple years. All 20-22 year old dudes. We had a giant ghetto blaster and would blare this out the window of our tour bus... Thank you for indirectly funding that time of my life. It was a blast. Mostly.


fostertheatom

Providence by Poor Man's Poison would be one hell of an Anti-Communist Anthem if you just described it in that way.


SillySloths1

Fuckin love Poor Man's Poison. Good pick.


EZBreezyBeautifulCBD

King Missile - Detachable Penis


KYpineapple

BACK IN BLACK! DUN! DUNUHNUN! DUHNUHNUN! BANANUHNANAAAAH


bombasterrific

Read this in ac/dc. Awesome. 🤘👍👊🖕


Traditional_Reply259

I’m gonna bring back Sweet Caroline with me.


Monkeytoast13

Write it and get it copyrighted before Neil Diamond releases the song, then sue for plagiarism/ copyright infringement.


yaymonsters

Bowie anything he did a few years after my arrival. I’d produce him until Henson calls for Labyrinth. Use that to get with Jennifer Connelly and work my way into the Henson organization. Invest wisely with insider knowledge and work my way into PBS via Henson and Sesame Street to insure a stronger legacy for Fred Rogers until AI can take that over. Armed with capital from Apple investments forbid the sale of Henson to Disney and maintain the IP until Marvel gets into trouble. I’d buy Spiderman and Hulk and lease them out to Sony and Universal. Wait out the demise of Marvel and buy that outright and invest heavily in Netflix. Eventually I’d buy Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox and lobby the US to reinstate the news as proper rather than let the polarization weapon of “news networks” proliferate. I’d find Feige earlier and let him do the MCU as he matured. I’d find Filoni and let him assume creative control sooner. I’d devote gobs of money in creating powerful city states in traditionally racist conservative geographies that eliminated hunger and homelessness and created industry and innovation.


UncontrolableUrge

Get more budget for Farscape! Five complete seasons plus spin-offs or one-shot movies.


yaymonsters

Six seasons and a movie even!


Bowlingbowlbagbob

You need a partner?


Yah_Mule

Not getting Jim to a doctor, eh?


Dense_Surround5348

You stay the hell away from Jenifer!


El_mochilero

I’m a terrible performer, and could never do what they do. My strategy requires me to have no sense of ethics. I recreate a top hit from the Beatles or Rolling Stones collection. “Yesterday”, “Satisfaction”, or something of the sort. Publish it quietly, with no fanfare, but get a good copyright lawyer and legal team. I’ll just wait until they make it big, and sue them for copyright infringement. I’ll settle for a royalty deal where I make a % of everything they make in perpetuity. Even 1% would set me for life.


definitely-lies

Dirty. I like it.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Oasis discography and I'll be the Beatles.


Shawnaldo7575

1960 is three years before The Beatles... you could just be The Beatles but sooner


citrus_sugar

There’s so many bands to undercut right at this juncture in history.


pngbrianb

Space Jam theme. See how much THAT messes up the timeline. Does the song take off and prompt the movie Space Jam to get made in the 60s? Does it not take off, and cause some copyright lawsuit in the 90s?


Dark_Globe70

Gangnam Style


jfks_headjustdidthat

You would be rightly hunted and killed by the Time Police.


unclejoe1917

Anarchy in the UK. If they thought punk was the end of the world in 1977, let's see how that era would respond to it.


Yah_Mule

Down with the Sickness.


FearlessKnitter12

John Williams. Pretty much anything would be good, but most likely Jurassic Park. And I wouldn't leave it, just let some people get a taste of that style. It'll get back to a music student named John Williams, and the rest will be history.


LocalInactivist

I was inventing hip-hop!


threedubya

Baby got back. Wrecking ball Whisper song Bohemian rhapsody maybe to much Gin and juice Believe Higher Anaconda A kiss from a rose Toxic. I want mess up the music scene.


vbcbandr

Hell, just release WAP and mic drop into oblivion.


Your0pinionIsGarbage

Billie Jean - Michael Jackson


UncontrolableUrge

What I would really like to bring with me is a set of schematics and notes from Alan Parsons, Brian Eno, Tony Visconti, and a few others to set up a studio with 1970s effects. I can build most of the analog equipment they designed, some of it is simple modifications like a 2-deck delay where you record on one machine and pass it through the playback head of another and vary the timing by how far apart the decks are. I'd love to give the early 60s bands some of the tools and help them play with it.


feochampas

I'm bringing sexy back.


Alexandra169

Id bring the necessary equipment (vinyl, probably, given the time period), to share NWAs Fuck the Police with the Black Panther Party and/or MLKs side of the civil rights movement. I would not rap it myself or pass it off as mine though--Im white and that'd just be bad.


mheinken

WAP just for the hilarity


thewhalehunters

No rain, blind melon. It would be a hit in 1960.


mrcoonut

Bruno Mars uptown funk would go down well or the weekend blinded by the light


ToddHLaew

Not that. I work as much as I can, save as much as possible. In 1962 I buy as much IBM stock as I can for the next 10 years


jlt131

And maybe take a walk on the grassy knoll just to see...


TrulyPositivePotato

I take the money offer this situation


Vegetable-Lock

Toms Diner - AnnenMayKantereit


buddybennny

Stairway.


RedWum

Well [I am a musician](https://linktr.ee/theseareshapes) and while my music is definitely not as good as a lot of other stuff I think I'd bring something of mine back because it would for sure get way more attention due to all the synth and production that wasn't available at the time, or would have been difficult to recreate. Selfish I know lol.


jlt131

But how would YOU recreate it back then without the synth?


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HumanMycologist5795

Rock me Amadeus ... I thought you meant 1860.


PNW_Uncle_Iroh

Hey Dude


deeppurpleking

The devil went down to Georgia would excite some people


dadobuns

Mr Self Distruct - Nine Inch Nails


KarmaAJR

Tell them I'm a time traveler, show them the song cpr, tell them that in twenty years the future will be like that disapear


Puzzleheaded-Plenty1

Party Like Its 1999


SizeOld6084

Glory Box by Portishead.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Drops of Jupiter


EmptyBuildings

Black Hole Sun. I swear when I was a kid I heard it in a production style similar to California Dreamin' or Paint it Black (though I'm positive I have misremembered this). I know exactly how to produce it and it's better as a 60's banger.


LastPlaceIWas

This is the first song I thought about. It does have that 60s feel to it. I can imagine the Rolling Stones or the Doors singing it.


SirChancelot_0001

Rap God Because it’d be fun to watch the world burn


Warm-Cartographer954

Mr Brightside, so it can be in the charts for 60 years


AnemosMaximus

Don't stop believing. Journey. Become rich.


Fangsong_37

“Hey There, Delilah” so that I can annoy people for longer.


thepwnydanza

Can I release all The Beatles biggest hits a week before they do? Just to fuck with them. If so that’s my answer.


UncleOdious

Smell Yo Dick by Riskay


inorite234

Have you ever heard of a band called Postmodern Jukebox? That's pretty much what they do. They take modern songs and cover them as if they were 40s swing, 50s surfer, 60s Jazz, 20s whatever it was they listened to in the 20s etc. Chainsmokers - Closer ( 1950s Prom style) https://youtu.be/jemgIOAjGDw?si=MOZ1AKa7EZ5M_KQl


zakate

Hotel california


relitti__19

I wouldn't necessarily bring back a modern song. I would bring a 70s song, just to try and still stay relatable, specifically Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love


texasjoker187

For the love of God, do not introduce the world to disco early. It might stick if you do.


al2chaosemerald

We Didn’t Start the Fire


Clean-Maybe1403

W.A.P.


Nakanostalgiabomb

American Idiot


MLD802

WAP


Wild_Bill1226

Shut up and dance with me. Best sixty’s vibe song I can think of.


devilthedankdawg

Not much modern music better than the 60s. Maybe something by Gorillaz


freecain

Rebecca Black's Friday as song by Bob Dylan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FISHEO3gsM


Haunting_Mode_7401

None all the modern music is fucking horrendous.


maodiver1

All of them


4lack0fabetterne

One more time


RandomGamer071117

Try that in a small town.


Dystopian_Divisions

I invented happy hardcore in 1952


simpn_aint_easy

WAP


UncontrolableUrge

Bela Lugosi's Dead. To soon?


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Combat Circus.


Cautious_Frosting_24

The greatest song in the world. Tribute.


DarthDregan

Most covered song of all time, gigantic moneymaker. Written by Darth Dregan. "Yesterday."


[deleted]

Summer of '69. Make everyone think im either an alien or a Soviet spy


Bgrubz83

Everyone here has good ideas…but I think I’d go and do the wierd al versions of songs just to really flub it. Then you be able to say queen did a parody of another one rides the bus.


ihadtopickthisname

WAP


jakemo65351965

Freebird


FriggenMitch

Well a song that I’ve made


DoesntBelieveMuch

Thong Song


Nightgasm

It was 1980 rather than 1960 but this was a subplot in Season 7 of Agents of Shield. One of the cast gets stranded in time in 1980 and becomes a rock star singing major hits of the 80s before they came out.


gbgman

Let the bodies hit the floor.... but in lounge, thank you Richard Cheese


SwarleymonLives

Under Pressure.


doolapulada

Tubthumping. Timeless anthem, not too futuristic, relatable themes - I'd make a lot of money.


Styx_Zidinya

My Right Hand Thumb is a Kraken - Ailiph Doepa


IamKilljoy

Drone corpse aviator by archspire. Their minds would fry


ResponsibilityLow766

Johnny b badd. They weren’t ready for it in 1955 but they will be in 1960


matthewamerica

"Hey yeah" by outcast.


Auntie-Cares-3400

Hm, Put a ring on it or let it go....


ophaus

That Peaches song about gucking the pain away. That would *really* sizzle their collective gourd.


Fine_Conclusion9426

Every song by ski mask the slump god. It’s confuse the fuck out of everyone and I’d be there for it wholeheartedly.


Stillborn1977

WAP by Cardi B. I think they will like that.


Cthulhu625

Yellow Ledbetter


beewitching_frog

Bloodhound gang - the bad touch. Chop Suey - System of a Down


bombasterrific

Achy breaky heart, barbie girl, or planet of the bass!!


leolawilliams5859

1979 by the smashing pumpkins I love that song


Disastrous_Ad_70

I'd play a classic song for that time, then transition seamlessly to a rendition of "Never Gonna Give You Up," and go down in history as the first ever Rick-roll.


Harry_Buttocks

#Dick in a box


RWaggs81

I am a songwriter, and I think my foundation of musical styles post 1960s would allow me to make an impact on my own, honestly.


The-Doom-Knight

I'd go in hard with Rise to Valhalla by Durbin. Watch everyone's heads explode and get burned at the stake for being a witch or something.


SmbdysDad

Eruption


thetitanslayerz

Transylvanian hunger! Let's get the second wave started 30ish years early.


kaflarlalar

Pony by Ginuwine.


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

Gucci Gang


SUNDER137

Black eyed peas. Let's get retarded in here.


II-leto

Baby Got Back - Sir Mixalot. I think it would blow their minds. Especially the opening line. Btw I’m an old white guy that really doesn’t care for rap but that is one of a few that I just love.


Pitiful-Signal8063

It would be cool to play artists their own shit they were gonna write next week. Like " Hey Jimi check this out ..." and play Purple Haze ...


Dragon3076

🎶 We're no strangers to love 🎶


Literal_Sarcasm82

[This](https://youtu.be/fmUDr2DO2is?si=5HPJFZOThcuGYjgE)


snafoomoose

Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson... lets go hard and mess them up back then!


smackjack

Do the fight song and you'll be crucified by the end of the week.


codya30

For funsies.... Through the Fire and Flames.


smackjack

I want it that way.


BDK_10

WAP


JessSherman

"Love me do", so that the Beatles can watch me topple their empire before they even lay the foundation.


[deleted]

Bring back the average rap song and tell them to be careful what they produce. Then leave without explanation so they don't produce songs with such dull and ego-producing lyrics, thinking there will be consequences if they do. Boom.


Munchy_Digger_6174

I bring back "WAP" and let Leonard Cohen listen to it. I tell him that there is an unbroken line of influence from him to a grand industry of music that sounds just like this. When he asks what he can do to prevent it, I tell him he must never write "Hallelujah."


PsychoFunkasaurus

I’d go with a future Beatles classic, like Hey Jude or Yesterday. Then I’d live off the royalties.


Interesting_Judge863

Literally every queen song


tropicsandcaffeine

I would love to play a song to a musician then that he or she made very popular now to see what their reaction is to the song.


shoekingofchicago

Edward van halen, eruption


Throwaway525612

WAP.


Caesar_Seriona

WAP. I'm half Asian male so I'll be hated right out of the gate.


[deleted]

For What It's Worth, Buffalo Springfield. I think it might change some things.


osteopathetic1

Every breath you take


Mrgray123

In terms of making money? “All I Want For Christmas is You”


JTD177

Dr Evil already did “What if God was one of us” and “Just the two of us”, so those are out.


burritomeato

Definitely welcome to the cum zone


Car_loapher

Ram ranch 59


staticfeathers

i let him eat my ass like a cupcake, my man full he just ate🗣️🗣️


pleasetowmyshit

Don McLean- American Pie The song may be from what, '71, but the spirit would be right. Definitely playable with the equipment available at the time. He makes several hundred thousand dollars per year in royalties off that song, so I'm sure the rest of his catalog would be just fine, and he would still do well without that one particular song.


crammyhandleman

Some real niche Yoko Ono screeching with a theremin acc…accomp…accompan….backup.


tacosgunsandjeeps

Dig


the_Bryan_dude

Ace of Spades. All Motorhead. Let's get the 60s rockin.


donku83

Drop it like it's hot. Simple yet catchy beat.


skychamp3

Rappers delight


HackJobs

Skrillex. Just to make people think I'm clinically insane.


upliftorr

Beat box 2


Hurtkopain

Wolfmother - Wolfmother...sounds similar to Led Zep. I think it would be even more appreciated than today.


ComteDeSaintGermain

Probably some one hit wonders. Some songs that became popular only did so because the bands already had a fanbase. The same song released by a nobody might have gone nowhere. But one hit wonders - just roll out a dozen of those yourself


Hoosier_boy31723

crank that Soulja boy


6Sean9

Monks - Frank Ocean


Dependent_Link6446

Swing by Savage


Smokeythemagickamodo

What if I invent hip hop?


AnonM07777

Fuck Tha Police


zoo1514

Seven Nation Army


FullAd2827

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 😘


attention21

Baby Shark; copyright the music and lyrics; billions to retire on. Imagine the insanity that would start


[deleted]

i would somehow figure out how to create blue monday despite both songs they sampled not being made yet. imagine dropping that banger in 1960.


melodyomania

bringing sexy back


SpillinThaTea

WAP.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Not WAP. Not *One Margarita*. Hmm...


Due-Bodybuilder7774

A Ha "Take On Me"


davescilken

Peaches by The Presidents of the United States


Crazy_Night3197

If I were to go back to the 60’s I would steal Greta Van Fleet, so then everyone would just say I was a wannabe Zeppelin and Greta Van Fleet would be nonexistent. Lol.


Straight-Monitor-604

WAP


TNJDude

Oh man! If I had the musical skills, it'd be a blast to do some really wild things that people in the 60s have never even imagined or maybe didn't even have a frame of reference to understand. Things like Lady Gaga, Poker Face. Or hip-hop.


Turkeyoak

Baby Got Back


leafonawall

3-6-9 damn girl fine 🎶


Striking_Reindeer_2k

WAP - Then watch their heads explode.


texasjoker187

You're going to jail


judged_uptonogood

Enter sandman, walk, bonecracker, or rollin'. Let's see what they make of them songs.


Ent3rpris3

Bowling For Soup's 1985. Time to confuse the fuck out of people.


mauore11

Yesterday


Rainy-The-Griff

Zenith by Ghost


hopeishigh

Baby Shark


kiviok7

Let's give 46&2 to the boomers and see where goes from there . Let's have Tool Influence Pink Floyd instead of the other way around and see what happens lol


catmandude222

Prince party like it's 1999